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An early look at HALLOWEEN 8: HOMECOMING
Hey folks, Harry here with a report on the latest HALLOWEEN movie... but folks, I'm really not interested in another HALLOWEEN movie, but I'll tell you about a flick you have to track down. It's called BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER aka NIGHT WARNINGS aka MOMMY'S BOY. This film screened last night at the Alamo Drafthouse, where not a single person in the nearly packed audience had so much as even heard a peep about the film. Folks, this movie is the DEAD ALIVE of the Slasher Genre. Just a balls deep funny as hell intense squirm-arama. The audience was screaming, laughing and hooting through the entire film. YOU MUST SEE THIS FILM!!! Bo Svenson is a god in this movie. Fucking aces. Really great. Now here's a report on what sounds like a mediocre HALLOWEEN sequel...
hey harry,
just got back from seeing HALLOWEEN:THE HOMECOMING, though one of the
questions they asked was "what do you think is a good title" and they
offered "great" suggestions like THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS, VENGENCE OF
MICHAEL MYERS, LOW FAT CARB DIET OF MICHAEL MYERS, etc..., etc...
this is the first review ive sent in since VIRUS (another "great" jamie lee
performance) and this film is the defination of mediocrity.
it felt like, and probably was, the result of so many reshoots and reedits.
i've read the reports of AIC and other websites and so much of what i read
was not in this version of the film.
i've read so many different versions of the opening scene. in this version
- SPOILER WARNING - jaime lee DOES die. unlike other reports i read, she
does NOT escape in a truck she falls into, she does not tell michael he'll
never find her son, she doesnt say much except that she has to be sure it's
really him (surprisingly, through old footage and "new" flashbacks, the
explanation of mikie's switcheroo in H20 is less silly than it seems. but
anyway, she's dead, all her work in the last film is useless, and there's no
connection to the rest of the film.
cut to the real plot - cliched 20 year olds agree to spend the night in the
old myer house. once again, i was more interested in what i read in other
test screenings. there was no twist ending, busta rymes did NOT die, there
was no donald pleasance-ish detective (which i read somewhere was named
donaldson, see "son-of-donald-ha ha" character). no scene matched the
previous scene --
which leads me to my main question - how much did they shoot and reshoot?
it felt like mick's mask was different in every scene. when he's chasing
jamie in the hallway it's almost like he has "heat miser's" hair. yet in
the next scen on the roof he has the slicked back hair from the reshoots of
H20. sometime's it looks like the mask was smiling and other times
frowning. .
also, they make a big deal at the beginning that he fucked up the paramedic,
put his mask on him, switched uniforms and left. but of course now he's
wearing the jumpsuit again. i guess he went to k-mart and bought a bunch on
sale.
anyway, the film was pretty average. i'd like to know the history, if
anyone's got it, of the different versions, and how much was reshot.
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Reader Talkback
well....i guess it's
over... by exador | Feb 14th, 2002 02:10:12 PM | No More! by auroraleigh | Feb 14th, 2002 02:10:37 PM | FIRST! by crazywill722 | Feb 14th, 2002 02:10:52 PM | First Losers by TechLord | Feb 14th, 2002 02:16:31 PM | I think... by Darth Blumpkin | Feb 14th, 2002 02:18:40 PM | They offered me test screening
passes to this, I said "Fuck
you. by Lenny Nero | Feb 14th, 2002 02:23:27 PM | Man, do you "First!" people
look like fools.... by Ian_Ziering | Feb 14th, 2002 02:26:39 PM | An analogy... by RobinP | Feb 14th, 2002 02:51:22 PM | An Excerpt From The Screenplay
HALLOWEEN 8: THE
BROTHER-IN-LAW. by Buzz Maverik | Feb 14th, 2002 02:58:51 PM | ... I got that egg nog shit
that makes you break yo neck,
Woo Ha by EL Duderino | Feb 14th, 2002 03:19:25 PM | If you're that desperate
for a good slasher film rent
TERROR by Cash Bailey | Feb 14th, 2002 03:42:33 PM | Let Wes Craven do his take on
the legend of Michael Myers...
by SK909 | Feb 14th, 2002 04:26:04 PM | Damnit Jamie Lee... by rabid_republican | Feb 14th, 2002 04:26:21 PM | Dirk Diggler 28, your cousin
is also the director of Major
Payne by SK909 | Feb 14th, 2002 04:33:26 PM | SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! I NEED TO
KNOW WHAT THE NAME OF THIS
FILM I by SK909 | Feb 14th, 2002 05:13:36 PM | SK909 by Quiddity | Feb 14th, 2002 05:40:43 PM | I Also Like The Scene On Page
13 Of The Screenplay... by Buzz Maverik | Feb 14th, 2002 06:24:39 PM | Chewbacca used to clean out
bed pans. by Uncapie | Feb 14th, 2002 06:43:40 PM | hey, countdoofus by arkhan77 | Feb 14th, 2002 07:53:05 PM | SK909 by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 14th, 2002 08:14:36 PM | SK909 by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 14th, 2002 08:16:23 PM | PUNY HUMANS by SK909 | Feb 14th, 2002 08:57:54 PM | My cousin's husband is
Michael Meyers by Billy Talent | Feb 14th, 2002 09:31:54 PM | The Beast Within by Zaius | Feb 14th, 2002 09:58:22 PM | Minor note... by Theta | Feb 14th, 2002 10:38:40 PM | "Dead Alive".... by EricAlan69 | Feb 14th, 2002 11:16:54 PM | Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker? by zenda | Feb 14th, 2002 11:19:34 PM | SK909 Beast Within by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 14th, 2002 11:35:06 PM | SK909 TRY THIS ONE by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 14th, 2002 11:46:19 PM | But how about the "Dead Alive"
of Buddy Flicks? by Mr.Klaw | Feb 14th, 2002 11:46:48 PM | "Balls Deep" refers to an
intense sexual penetration.
i.e., "I w by SilenceofFreedom | Feb 14th, 2002 11:51:04 PM | An alien ate my baby by Wheatnik | Feb 14th, 2002 11:54:17 PM | egg nog shit?? by Wheatnik | Feb 15th, 2002 12:03:00 AM | I saw "Jessica" by Renata | Feb 15th, 2002 12:06:38 AM | The Beast Within by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 15th, 2002 12:44:26 AM | The Beast Within by DirtySanchez | Feb 15th, 2002 01:31:19 AM | Damn, used to see some good
stuff late at night... by SK909 | Feb 15th, 2002 01:52:54 AM | Yeah! by DirtySanchez | Feb 15th, 2002 02:20:02 AM | "Xtro" was cool ! I also
really liked "X-The Man with X
ray Eyes by SilenceofFreedom | Feb 15th, 2002 05:36:09 AM | old movies by PUNY HUMANS | Feb 15th, 2002 05:45:00 AM | Who can forget Karen Black
sitting on the kitchen floor
squattin by MentallyMariah | Feb 15th, 2002 06:10:11 AM | Halloween : The Revenge of
John Carpenter by DukeTheBastard | Feb 15th, 2002 09:05:43 AM | I saw "Don't go in the
basement", but it was
different from by SilenceofFreedom | Feb 15th, 2002 09:06:25 AM | Beast Within by DannyOcean01 | Feb 15th, 2002 10:03:48 AM | horror movies by remotes | Feb 15th, 2002 10:17:55 AM | NIGHT WARNING--worst film
ever! by Jett Blakk Katt | Feb 15th, 2002 10:29:44 AM | Okay...on the subject of old
horror movies, I have a
question an by Sod Off Baldric | Feb 15th, 2002 11:00:00 AM | Horror Endings! by deathwish6 | Feb 15th, 2002 12:22:43 PM | And Pages 33 & 34 Were Pretty
Cool Too. by Buzz Maverik | Feb 15th, 2002 01:45:38 PM | Hey, Sod Off Baldric (?)... by Halloween68 | Feb 15th, 2002 01:50:56 PM | i feel dirty by Aquafresh | Feb 15th, 2002 02:17:01 PM | Let Michael rest in pieces,
please by VincentSpain | Feb 15th, 2002 02:40:03 PM | Halloween68... by Sod Off Baldric | Feb 15th, 2002 02:53:56 PM | Okay, Ocho, Here's A Scene
On Page 88... by Buzz Maverik | Feb 15th, 2002 03:02:20 PM | "H20" should have been the
last, I'm sad to say. by Rodzilla | Feb 15th, 2002 03:21:21 PM | ID42 by Aquafresh | Feb 15th, 2002 03:48:47 PM | for Halloween to continue, I
say continue with Thorn, not
Michae by uscguy-cola | Feb 15th, 2002 04:14:41 PM | Wish I could help you Sod off
Baldric... by SK909 | Feb 15th, 2002 04:23:34 PM | Those Of You Who've Waited
Years To See Michael Myers Get
Hi by Buzz Maverik | Feb 15th, 2002 05:44:25 PM | To PUNY HUMANS by Rodnumber6 | Feb 15th, 2002 06:08:25 PM | Let me redo the Halloween
franchise by holidill | Feb 15th, 2002 06:44:38 PM | Funny how civil a horror
talkback is, compared to say a
star War by Joe Mammary | Feb 15th, 2002 07:06:46 PM | Jason vs Freddy vs Micheal vs
Leatherface vs Chucky vs Yer
Mom by Aquafresh | Feb 15th, 2002 07:28:55 PM | God, why? by ewem | Feb 15th, 2002 07:48:46 PM | Butcher Baker....over 20 years
old? by Shagster | Feb 15th, 2002 07:53:27 PM | BUTCHER BAKER by MOVIE MOGUL | Feb 15th, 2002 10:02:48 PM | I could fix this film.... by Monkey_King | Feb 15th, 2002 10:39:04 PM | Perfect idea for a horror
movie! by Zefram Mann | Feb 16th, 2002 12:00:10 AM | FREE PASSES TO "FOUR FEATHERS"
IN LA by JiggaJoe | Feb 16th, 2002 01:15:02 AM | Fucking idiots, JAMIE IS
HOLLOWEEN! by LordKroft | Feb 16th, 2002 01:39:00 AM | Yo, virgins..You admit to
watching all the films in the
series!? by Monkeybrains | Feb 16th, 2002 03:17:44 AM | The Dark Backward by Mr.Klaw | Feb 16th, 2002 06:00:00 AM | hollidill - I`ve seen that
movie "Scarecrows". by Elgyn6655321 | Feb 16th, 2002 09:45:29 PM | What the fuck is "defination"? by soylentphil | Feb 18th, 2002 10:29:00 AM | Dead!!! by stuart_bannerman | Feb 18th, 2002 01:39:32 PM | FIRST by lethargic_bint | Feb 18th, 2002 02:35:09 PM | halloween 8? oh jesus have
mercy by atomicbomb | Feb 18th, 2002 09:03:41 PM | you lost me when you said
virus was a great
movie......... by Spawnxlite | Feb 19th, 2002 06:57:00 PM |
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