Hey folks, Harry here.... Ok, so after trashing my NY hotel room like some sort of Rock Star, losing my voice and playing havoc with the Delta Airlines Flight Schedule.... I just felt like... Well, unleashing... Luckily for me, what should I find all bright and sparkly in my e-mail box when I return from UP IN SMOKE at the Alamo Drafthouse? Well, before I left for New York, I had a series of telephone conversation with an agent in San Francisco named... BURLYMAN! Burlyman has the ability to take photos without security noticing him. In fact, according to urban myth, there might even be more photos on the way.... and in all liklihood, Burlyman is an actual CREW MEMBER.... of course that's just rampant speculation on my part to instill paranoia in the ranks thereby causing greater leaks by way of emotional and mental cracking under the pressure of GEEK EXAMINATION! What is the Matrix? I'll tell ya... The MATRIX is what happens when you give a few million film geeks the ability to coordinate and observe your film set in a carefully orchestrated series of spy watches, hats, shoes, lapel pins, graduation rings and zipper flap! We've got folks hanging out windows, taking shots from sewer drains and tapping on the shoulders of the gods themselves... NOW!!! Before you go any further... you should realize something... THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE! I'm talking stuff like what the NEW BAD GUY BAD GUY BAD GUYS look like and what they are... I'm talking about a special thingee that a certain Ike Turner is gonna be wielding like a bad mutha on Father's Day.... So folks... Read on at your own... delightful.... risk.... MUhahhahahahahaha
Hi King Harry,
I thought of the perfect (most appropriate) spy name, and wish to be
called... "BURLYMAN". Please credit these scoops to myself, Mrs. Burlyman,
Little Burly Junior, and Friend of Burly. What follows are my notes from two
days of watching the set...
STUFF WE SAW THAT CONFIRMS EARLIER REPORTS:
We came across the staging area, (in the parking lot behind the billboards
shown in a previous article) and saw several black Escalades, which are
4-door Cadillac pickup trucks. Lots of extra cars, all from GM. The license
plates of the cars were green on white, and claimed to be from the state of
"metropolitan".
There was a camera stuffed inside a newspaper box.
They were shooting in front of another tv repair shop. The phone booth in
front had signs that say "city".
I have NOT seen any Ferraris or Porsches. In fact, the whole production
seems to be sponsored by GM. Every car from the land of "metropolitan" was
either a Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Chevy, or Cadillac. The only exceptions were
the two BMW 7-series cars that were cut in half (blown up?) See attached
photos.
STUFF WE SAW THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YET:
The white guys with silver dreadlocks and silver clothes were physical
representations of computer viruses (virii), and looked magnificent in their
flowing silver trench coats. Without the coats, they looked kinda silly,
like scientologists from the planet of bad movies.
We were told it took 2 hours each day to get the virii into their makeup,
and another two hours to get them out.
The car previously thought to be the Cadillac Evoq is actually the new 2002
Cadillac Catera, a 4-door sedan meant to compete with the BMW 3-series.
There were about 7 or 8 of them on set, all identical silver cars. It is not
Neo's car, and he apparently has nothing to do with it. Instead, it is the
car driven by Trinity, with Morpheus riding shotgun while on a cell phone.
There's an asian man in the left back seat (beige work shirt, brown trench
coat, green back pack, glasses), and this is during a high speed chase
through downtown streets, a parking garage, a tunnel, and under some
overpasses. The "chasers" are the previously referenced virii, driving the
black Escalades, with one virus hanging out of the sunroof, blasting away
with a machine gun. (ALMOST had a photo of this -- woulda been so cool...)
Someone helpful told me this story from earlier in the day: Carrie-Anne
Moss' stunt double, being chased by the virii while driving the Catera,
blasted out of a basement-level parking garage onto the street. When she
did, the car was supposed to turn onto the street -- but during one take,
the car didn't make the turn and hit the curb, actually tearing out the
car's front wheels. There was fire, sparks, a whole lotta noise. Oops. Throw
that car onto the scrap heap, and bring me another one, will ya?
Another story from earlier today -- this from an unquestionably accurate
source: These automotive pyrotechnics could have happened because the person
in the driver's seat - Carrie-Anne Moss' stunt double, was not actually
driving the car. The real driver was a stunt driver in the back seat of the
car (!) Fish was riding shotgun. (Note of clarification - for some stunt
takes, this special car was used. For others, regular cars were used.)
The Freeway in Alameda is indeed on an old airstrip, and looks to be about
one mile long. It has one overpass, and one freeway sign. (Note from Mrs.
Burlyman -- The freeway sign says "Wacker Drive - 1/2 mi, Pope Avenue - 1
3/4 mi".) They're creating more signs in a nearby warehouse. (Is Pope a
reference to the first film's Director of Photography, whose last name is
Pope?)
There's a parking lot of GM cars sitting at one end of the "freeway", just
waiting to be used. It's like a portable traffic jam.
The working title of this film is apparently "Burlyman". (amusing note -
they have a "mobile billboard" -- a truck with a billboard on the back, and
it promotes a film called "Burlyman". The car chase goes right by, and the
billboard might actually make it into the film as one of those window-washer
type of Wachowski-jokes).
THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING WE SAW
We saw a scene where the Catera swerves through the opposing traffic of a
red-light, chased by the Escalades, and blocked by several police cars,
which fishtailed to stop the Catera. All the cars converged on the
intersection at the same time, and it was simply breathtaking to see the
precision with which the scene was filmed. We watched 4 or 5 takes, and each
time it seemed impossible for the cars to emerge unscathed -- but they just
backed all the cars up and redid it until they were happy.
THE FUNNIEST THING WE SAW
For the takes of this scene that used the real actors, they didn't even use
an actual Catera. Instead, they had "the Spare Parts Express". It was a
full-size van, with everything behind the cab cut off, exposing the frame.
On the frame, they placed a shell of a Catera, and stuck lights and cameras
all around the thing. It looked pretty funny to see it swerving around
through all the traffic.
MOST FRUSTRATING PART OF THE EXPERIENCE
In attempting to shoot photos, we faced a worthy adversary. Between the crew
guys with blue badges, the set guys with yellow badges, GM guys hoping to
keep their future cars secret, and the many watchful policemen, everybody
was watching out for (and actually chasing) people with cameras. Getting any
photos at all was very difficult.
SHORT TAKES
We saw some workers prepping a Catera to be shot up, by using a hammer and
chisel to cut away at the middle of the roof.
There were two stunt doubles for Carrie-Anne Moss, and two for Fish.
(Impressive note from Mrs. Burlyman - Fish's shoes were shiny purple
alligator skin, and looked very, very expensive. In fact, Mrs. Burlyman
marvels at how completely awe-inspiring his whole outfit -- nay, his very
presence -- was. He embodies coolness.) Carrie-Anne Moss' doubles were much
shorter than she was.
There is no mistaking Carrie-Anne Moss for anyone else. She has a very
distinctive jawline, and if you ever see her on the street, you'll know it's
her.
I spoke to a lady who was an extra as a passenger on a bus. She said the car
in back of the bus was shot and blown up.
The chase that was filmed today included a huge explosion, I think. I was
unfortunately about a mile away when I saw a very large cloud of black smoke
over the filmed area. Never did confirm what this was.
We were told that the portions of the film(s?) shot in downtown Oakland
would end up as about 25 minutes of total screentime.
There were a couple of actors dressed in grey "Brinks" -type uniforms.
COOLEST EVENT OF THE DAY: Being in the presence of both Wachowskis, Laurence
Fishburne, AND Carrie-Anne Moss -- at the same time!! I really enjoyed
watching them work, and seeing them all create, even if I was about 40 feet
away.
COOLEST NEWS OF THE DAY: Someone I spoke to told me of an event earlier in
the day, where Laurence Fishburne was wondering, "how should I carry my
sword? Like this, or like that?"
OTHER COOLEST NEWS OF THE DAY: Someone I spoke to said "you will not see
Keanu Reeves on the streets of Oakland at all. All of his scenes are filmed
indoors."
FINAL NOTE FOR A ONE-PERSON AUDIENCE: To my dear Mrs. Burlywoman --
Carrie-Anne Moss may have a shiny ass, but I'm in love with yours. ;)
peace, love, and affordable firepower --
-- THE BURLYMAN
"Private Eyes.... Are Watching You..... Watching your evvvvvery moooove...." --- Heh heh heh you can run, but you can't hide!
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