Hey folks, Harry here with Quint's interview with John Fawcett, director of the ungodly cool GINGER SNAPS, yeah I know I'm pushing it, but dammit, I don't half ass love things, I really love this one... Now while I was in Cannes, Anton Sirius sent in his interview with Mr Fawcett which was done at last year's Toronto Film Festival... and it was really quite a nice interview, but it looks like Quint got to sit down and tele-chat with Fawcett for a bit longer... and this was like 2-3 weeks ago so it brings up much more up to date regarding GINGER SNAPS and where the film is at in terms of reaching us where we live... So read with rapt attention and remember... I'm telling you right now... JOHN FAWCETT IS A NAME TO WATCH!!! I expect great things from this man! You'll see!
Ahoy there, squirts! ‘Tis I, your friendly neighborhood seaman,
Quint, here to give you fine folks a peek into the mind of John Fawcett, the
director of the cool as all hell werewolf flick Ginger Snaps. You lucky
Canadians get to see this movie on the big screen as of last Friday, May
11th. For my American friends... well, we’ll just have to wait and see. I
also got you guys some pretty damn cool pics, some of them exclusives... at
least I think so. Exclusive or not, they look awesome.
It appears that Anton Sirius also nabbed an interview with Mr.
Fawcett. Whoops. Our interviews are pretty different, but we do cover some
of the same topics, so my apologies for the redundant questions.
A word of warning before ye’ enter, squirts. This interview is
pretty typical of the kind of interview I like to do. We bullshit. We get
off topic. This isn’t Barbara Walters. This isn’t Larry King. This is Quint
and John Fawcett, two horror geeks talking about cool horror geek stuff. If
that’s not up your alley, well then I’m sorry. Fair warning. Just don’t
bitch to me about it later. Without any further adieu, let the scar sharin’
begin!
QUINT: I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO START THIS THING OFF FAIRLY SIMPLY.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEREWOLF MOVIES?

JOHN FAWCETT: Well, one of the big reasons why I like the idea of
making a werewolf film is because there weren’t that many good examples of
big werewolf films. There’s really not that many. Obviously American
Werewolf in London, The Howling, the first Howling... maybe Wolfen. To a
certain degree, I Was A Teenage Werewolf, the Michael Landon thing. There
were interesting sort of things that happened in that.
I think, though, if I felt like I was drawing inspiration from
anything for Ginger Snaps, I don’t think it was necessarily from any of
those movies. I think it came from other sources. But I don’t know...
really, what else is there? Are there other good werewolf movie out there?
Q: BESIDES THE WOLFMAN? WELL, I HAVE A SOFT SPOT IN MY HEART FOR
SILVER BULLET, BUT I REALIZE I’M ONE OF THE FEW WHO DO.
JF: Yeah, I didn’t really care for Silver Bullet. To me, in terms
of horror films or of things I was thinking in terms of approaching Ginger,
it was probably knowing what was kind of out there in the way of werewolf
movies, good or bad, then trying to step away from that and trying to create
something sort of fresh and real.
Q: YEAH, THAT’S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT SEEMS TO BE SURPRISING
PEOPLE THAT YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE CLICHE, LIKE WITH THE MIMI ROGERS
MOTHER CHARACTER, BUT JUST CLOSE ENOUGH TO REMIND US THAT WE’RE WATCHING
SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
JF: As far as approaching it as a werewolf film, it was always
kinda knowing what the audience’s expectations were and based on all the
movies that were made before, which is essentially the Hollywood mythology
of the werewolf, then within the film saying that if werewolves exist it
wouldn’t be the Hollywood mythology. I guess trying to treat the werewolf as
a biological infection rather than a mythological sort of thing.
The moon comes up and you go through a transformation into an
animal, you run around and kill a bunch of people, then turn back into human
form. But this is something that’s passed on through the blood stream as an
infection, grows from the inside out and is an indelible process. It isn’t
the kind of thing that can’t be stopped by magical means. It can be stopped
because you can kill it, like any animal, and there are certain sort of
medical remedies for it, which I kinda liked and thought was sort of an
original approach to the idea of a werewolf.
Q: HAVE YOU ALWAYS LIKED HORROR FILMS IN GENERAL?
JF: Always. Always. Horror film is what initially drew me to
filmmaking to begin with. It was movies like American Werewolf In London,
like Halloween... Some of my earliest film memories are Fantastic Voyage. In
fact the two earliest horror films I remember... there was a film called
Killdozer that I loved when I was little. It scared the shit outta me. I
think it’s maybe titled something else... I think it was actually a made for
TV movie, but it’s essentially a ghost in the machine sorta story, but kinda
like Duel. It’s about a bulldozer that gets possessed and runs by itself and
it kills a lot of people.
The second sort of earliest film memory that also fuckin’ totally
traumatized me was a movie that Bob Clark made called Black Christmas, which
was weirdly a Canadian film. It was actually shot on the University of
Toronto campus. It was back in the tax shelter days when David Cronenberg
was making Shivers and all sorts of fuckin’ really shitty movies were
getting made. And Black Christmas came out with Margot Kidder and Olivia
Hussey. It’s about, basically, a killer in a sorority house kinda thing and
it actually holds up fairly well. It’s actually quite scary. I remember
seeing that and it totally, completely effected me.
Q: THAT’S A GREAT MOVIE. I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THAT ON THE BIG
SCREEN.
JF: Have you?
Q: YEAH, QUENTIN TARANTINO COMES THROUGH AUSTIN EVERY YEAR AND
PUTS ON A FILM FESTIVAL OF FORGOTTEN FILMS HE’S COLLECTED ON 35mm or 16mm. I
BELIEVE IT WAS QT3 WHERE HE HAD AN ALL NIGHT HORROR MARATHON AND BLACK
CHRISTMAS SHOWED. FROM WHAT HE WAS SAYING, IT WAS FIRST FILM, EVEN BEFORE
HALLOWEEN, TO ADOPT THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE KILLER.
JF: It was. It’s really one of those movies that it kicked off a
lot of stuff. It kinda got copied a bit with When A Stranger Calls because
it’s an almost identical sort of premise. Yeah, it totally scared the shit
outta me, man. There’s one shot in there were Olivia Hussey goes and
discovers Margot Kidder sorta slaughtered in the bedroom and then looks over
and sees this eye peering out at her between the door jam that I could not
shake. I must of seen the movie when I was 9 or 10 and I couldn’t sleep with
the closet door open. It had to be fully closed so an eyeball couldn’t be,
like, peering through a crack.
Q: ONE OF MY FIRST FILM MEMORIES IS OF POLTERGEIST. I WOKE UP IN
MY BABYSITTER’S LAP, I GUESS IT HAD JUST COME ON CABLE OR SHE RENTED IT OR
SOMETHING, AND I WOKE UP DURING THE COFFINS COMING UP OUT OF THE GROUND
SCENE, SO THAT FUCKED WITH ME A LITTLE BIT.
JF: Yeah, Poltergeist was great. I saw Poltergeist when I was 14.
It was actually kinda cool because I grew up in a city called Calgary, which
is in Alberta, which is sorta Western Canada and literally the year I turned
14 the censor board changed the laws about going to movies. It use to be
that there was like a general rating, a PG rating and a restricted rating.
They brought in the Mature rating which meant that if you were 14 or older
you could go see the movie without a parent. That was literally the year I
turned 14 and Poltergeist came out that year. I saw Poltergeist in the
theater and fuckin’ went crazy for it. I loved it.
But anyway, when I was sorta seeing horror films, when I first
started seeing them in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s, they really had an impact.
It was one of the big reasons why I decided I wanted to become a filmmaker.
In fact, a lot of the first things I experimented with shooting on Super 8
were horror effects type things.
When it came to shooting Ginger, we talked about the idea of... we
knew it was a low budget film that was fairly effects heavy and the
conversation came up of “Do we want to try and tackle this monster in a CGI
sort of environment, or do we want a combination of makeup effects and CGI
or just makeup effects?” I decided early on that I wanted it to be real for
real. I guess the reason for that is... you know, if I was gonna see any bad
effects in the movie, I wanted it to be a bad makeup effect because I felt
like at least you know that thing was in the same frame as that girl, you
know what I mean. It’s not, like, painted in afterwards. I think there this
real immediacy just knowing that you’re not looking at something that has
been placed into frame afterwards.

The bottom line is, to make CGI look like it’s absolutely
happening in the same frame with the actor it costs an incredible amount of
money. I think it can be done, but it takes so much time and money that I
just knew what we were going to wind up with was something that just didn’t
look like it was there.
Q: THAT’S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT STOOD OUT FOR ME ABOUT GINGER
SNAPS. THERE WAS AN HONEST TO GOD MONSTER THERE, NOT JUST A MASS OF PIXELS.
JF: Yeah. The other reason, I guess in the back of my head, was
the fact that all the sorta classic horror films that I really loved when I
was young... you know, that’s when all those makeup artists were becoming
famous. The Rick Bakers and the Rob Bottins and the Tom Savinis and the Stan
Winstons... they were all really coming into their own in the mid/late ‘70s,
early ‘80s. I guess in my head I always wanted to create something that felt
classic. That was another reason I decided I was going with the old style
approach to monster.


Q: I’VE ALWAYS BEEN INTRIGUED WITH THE MYTHOLOGY OF WEREWOLVES AND
OF LYCANTHROPY. HOW MUCH RESEARCH DID YOU DO ON LYCANTHROPY FOR THE FILM?
JF: Actually, a tremendous amount. We felt like we wanted to draw
on... Um... We knew we weren’t making a completely typical werwolf film
which wasn’t so cut and dry as the moon comes up and you change back when
the moon goes away. It was going to be this slow transformation because it
sort of lasted over the course of the film. We really wanted to find the
distinction between werewolf and vampire.
Basically, what we were dealing with was a person in human form
that was killing people, so we needed to do a fair amount of research to
find out where a lot of the mythology sort of came from. We were more
interested in the older literature on where the werewolf mythology came from
rather than what the Hollywood rules were. We did quite a bit of research.
Q: ONE THING I’VE FOUND... AS I SAID EARLIER, I’M INTRIGUED BY THE
MYTH OF LYCANTHROPY. I’VE DONE A BIT OF RESEARCH ON LYCANTHROPY MYSELF.
RECENTLY, I STUMBLED ACROSS SOME WEBSITES THAT WERE SUPPOSEDLY RUN BY
WEREWOLVES AND WERE THERE TO HELP THE NEWLY BITTEN ADAPT TO A LIFE AS A
LYCANTHROPE.
JF: Really?
Q: YEAH. THEY LITERALLY HAD HOW-TOS ON HIDING THE CURSE FROM
REGULAR HUMANS AND HOW TO CONTROL THE BLOODLUST... IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’D
CLICK TO THE NEXT PAGE AND IT WAS LIKE, “HAHA, WE GOT YOU. BIG JOKE” THING.
REALLY INTERESTING STUFF. DID YOU EVER COME ACROSS ANY OF THAT SORT OF
THING?
JF: No... well, I don’t remember if I did or not. I know that
Karen (Walton, the writer) did piles of research that way. She may have come
across that in her gathering of information, but I don’t remember seeing it.
It’s kinda funny. When you look at a site like that, it’s kinda
funny, don’t you think? You look at it and go, “This is sort of absurd,” but
the people are taking it very, very seriously. That was, like, the tone I
guess that I wanted to hit with Ginger Snaps. I knew that it was going to be
funny ‘cause I knew there was no way of it not being a bit of a funny
premise. It’s kind of absurd, but I like the fact that the characters in it
take the whole thing very seriously. I was trying to find a nice blend of
serious drama with comedy.
Q: YOU MENTIONED EARLIER THAT HORROR FILMS GOT YOU INTO
FILMMAKING, BUT WHAT ACTUALLY GOT YOU GOING ON GINGER SNAPS ITSELF? WHAT WAS
THE IMPETUS OF THE PROJECT?
JF: Well, first of all, I knew I wanted to make a horror film.
What I was looking for was a concept that was going to be original enough...
basically looking for an original concept that I could see within the horror
genre, OK. Right off the bat, the only things I knew that I knew I wanted,
to make a transformation movie, and I didn’t know I necessarily wanted to
make a werewolf film. I’d written a short script about a female botanist
that turns into a tree that I never made. That sounds like a goofy premise
to begin with, but there was something really cool about it that really
worked for me.
So, I liked the idea of making a transformation movie and I knew
that I wanted to work with girls because my first feature films I worked
with young, sorta teen guys. So, I kinda went, “I’m going to do something
different! I’m gonna work with teen girls this time!” Then when I started
thinking about transformation films, I started thinking about a werewolf as
a subgenre to horror and realized that the werewolf is obviously a
transformation movie.
I liked the idea of the transformation because not only does it
embody the physical elements, but also just very much embodies the
psychological aspects. I liked the fact that it was something that could be
emotionally a strong premise... you know, seeing someone change
physically... Yeah, it’s kinda gross, it’s kinda creepy, but how does that
change them mentally and psychologically. How does that effect who they are
as a person? I thought that was something really cool to sorta hang the
movie on.
So, then I realized I was making a werewolf movie with two girls,
two sisters. I knew they were sisters and I kinda had this impression from
the beginning that they would be sorta... They started off a little more
cartoony in my head, they started off with, like, little sorta goth girls,
almost out of a Tim Burton movie. That’s kinda what I had on it, then I
approached Karen and said, “This is kind of a concept I’m interested in.
Would you be interested in writing it?” She was not a horror writer. She’s
written a lot of scripts, I don’t know that she’d had anything really
produced, but she was very, very good with young characters and had a very
good sort of aggressive style of writing. She agreed to do it, so I kinda
went into it as the resident horror expert and she was kinda the person that
was gonna breathe life into the characters and help me develop the story.
That’s how it started. That’s more or less where it kinda began.
I remember one of the very first things that I thought of as an
idea was that the sisters had an idea that, and I don’t know if there was an
attack scene in my head, but I had this idea that they were out in the
middle of night during a full moon and one of the girls had a video camera
and was taping the girl that they thought was going to turn into a werewolf
kinda going, “You feel anything?” Then kinda looking at the moon and going,
“Is anything... how are ya’?” Interviewing her, basically, during the full
moon and nothing is happening. I kinda went, “Oh, that’s a funny scene,”
especially if nothing’s happening. Are they mistaken then? Do they think
that they’re going to turn into a werewolf and they’re not or is this
werewolf something different than what we normally see. The normal werewolf
changes during the light of the full moon. This werewolf, I found humor in
the fact that it’s evolving in a very different way than what we expect.
Q: WHERE DID YOU FIND THE TWO LEADS (EMILY PERKINS AND KATHARINE
ISABELLE)?

JF: The girls? Emily Perkins, plays Brigitte and Katharine
Isabelle plays Ginger. They both came from Vancouver, actually. It’s sort of
an interesting story there. I got a tape from Vancouver that was basically
cut together with girls auditioning. There was Emily auditioning and someone
was reading for her off camera. If you’ve ever seen the audition process,
that’s kinda how it works. Then Katharine, the next person up and she’s
reading Ginger and someone’s reading off camera for her. Well, I liked Emily
right away and Steve, my producer, liked Katharine right away and we kinda
went, “OK, lets keep those girls in mind, but let’s keep looking.”
So, we cast in LA, we cast in New York, we cast in Montreal,
Vancouver, Toronto and we kept coming back to those two girls. We said,
“Well, let’s bring them to Toronto and read them together.” When they came
out, one of the first things I found out was these girls actually know each
other very well. In fact, they’ve known each other since they were, like, 8.
Their families are friends, they have the same agent... In fact, in that
audition, Katie was reading for Emily when she was oncamera and Emily was
reading for Katie when she was oncamera. They actually did the audition
together. I just kinda went, “Oh, my God... this is actually kind of a
sign.”
Because what I had was 2 girls that already had this really strong
relationship. It was nice because it made the whole thing that much more
comfortable, the whole process. Because the script had to put these girls
through some fairly nasty sequences and things that they had to do, I wanted
them to feel like they were in a very safe place to sort of explore and by
them coming to the process already knowing each other, it gave them that
familiarity and that comfort zone of being able to explore sort of
unselfconsciously. It just made the whole relationship between them that
much more believable.
Q: I ACTUALLY HAVE A FRIEND WHO KNOWS EMILY. SHE’S AN ACTRESS
NAMED LAURA HARRIS AND...
JF: Yes, I know Laura.
Q: YOU DO?
JF: I mean, I don’t know her personally. I was very interested in
Laura. Matter of fact, I made some calls about her after I saw her in The
Faculty.
Q: YEAH, SHE SHOT THE FACULTY HERE, IN AUSTIN. THAT’S WHERE I MET
HER. BUT I SAW HER IN A BIT PART IN STEPHEN KING’S IT AND I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
I’M A HUGE TIM CURRY NUT. I WAS LIKE, “OH, MY GOD! YOU WERE IN THAT MOVIE,
THAT’S SO COOL!” THE FIRST AND ONLY THING SHE SAID ABOUT IT WAS THAT THE
GIRL WHO PLAYED BEVERLY MARSH WAS A FRIEND OF HERS AND SHE COULDN’T STOP
TALKING ABOUT WHAT A COOL CHICK SHE WAS. THAT WAS EMILY.
JF: That’s Emily! That’s crazy! Well, you know what? The reason
why I decided to move away from Laura was I felt like she was too old, but
Emily is the same age as Laura. She’s like 23 or something like that. When I
shot with her, she was, like, 22. I could not fuckin’ believe it.
The agent was purposefully keeping her age secret. I was actually
worried she wasn’t even 16. She looks so fuckin’ young. In fact, she’s quite
a bit older than Katie, who plays Ginger. Katie was 17 when we shot the
movie and Emily was, like, 22.
Q: THAT WAS A LITTLE DISCONCERTING FOR ME... BECAUSE I KNEW I HAD
SEEN EMILY SOMEWHERE. I JUST KNEW IT. I JUST KEPT SEEING ONE SCENE IN MY
MIND WHEN I TRIED THINKING OF WHERE I KNEW THIS ACTRESS FROM. IT WAS HER AT
A YOUNG AGE, EYES WIDE IN TERROR. I WAS LIKE, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
MOVIE?!?!?” SHE LOOKED LIKE THE GIRL IN STEPHEN KING’S IT, BUT I DISCOUNTED
THAT IMMEDIATELY... THAT MOVIE’S 10 YEARS OLD, THAT COULDN’T BE THE SAME
GIRL!
JF: Yeah. I just remember, from IT, the scene with Emily at the
sink in the bathroom and all the blood sort of shooting out of the sink.
That was hilarious. It’s interesting that Emily was in that film. Actually,
Katie has already done a... well, I guess it’s not really a horror film, but
Katie had a part in Disturbing Behavior.
Q: I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE THAT MOVIE.
JF: You liked it?
Q: YEAH, IT WAS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE.
JF: Yeah, I think I felt the same way. I thought it was going to
be kind of a piece of shit. I rented it on video. I knew Katie was in it,
too. It actually wasn’t that bad.
Q: THIS IS THE BIG SERIOUS QUESTION OF THE INTERVIEW... ONE THING
I HAVE TO KNOW... WHO THOUGHT UP THE WOLF NIPPLES ON GINGER?
JF: The wolf nipples. That would’ve been me. Unfortunately, I did
shoot more with her where you actually see it a little better, but it wound
up getting cut out for some reason. I can’t remember if it was the
prosthetic not looking terrific or if there was more of a dramatic reason
for cutting it, but I loved the idea that when you finally see her chest,
she has like 3 pairs of nipples. I thought it was kinda cool.
Q: DID YOU GUYS END UP CUTTING OUT A LOT OF STUFF?
JF: I actually cut a fair amount of material. I think our first
cut of the movie ran at about 2 hours and 20 minutes, so I cut a good 40
minutes out. There was a lot more to do with the guidance councilor. There
were scenes with the guidance councilor with Ginger and Brigitte. That
character ended up getting cut down quite a bit. I also cut a fairly large
sequence with Mimi Rogers at the Halloween party. That was more about just
wanting to propel the film. That was very much a pacing thing. We were in
the last 20 minutes of the movie and just really wanting it to motor. I just
realized that, yes I felt for the Mimi character, but it just wasn’t as
important as our main story line. It really was a big sequence that felt
like it was slowing everything down.
The DVD that we’re printing, we’re actually putting a lot of the
out scenes. There’s a lot of cool material that I wound up dropping, for
whatever reason. If you like the movie, you’ll get a kick of a lot of the
scenes that we wound up cutting.
Q: IS THAT JUST A CANADIAN DVD? CANADA IS STILL REGION 1, RIGHT?
JF: Yeah, it’s gonna be a Canadian pressing of the DVD. To be
honest I don’t know what’s going to happen with the movie in the United
States yet, whether it’s going to get a theatrical release or not. That’s
sort of still kind of up in the air. Hopefully, it’ll break out and show up
in theaters. In the meantime, our Canadian theatrical release is slated for
May 11. It’s actually going out in Canada fairly wide. I think 70 theaters
in Canada which, for a movie like this, is quite a big release.
Q: I THINK I READ ON IMDB THAT IT WON BEST CANADIAN FILM AT
TORONTO FILM FEST, RIGHT?
JF: Actually, no it wasn’t. There was an award, but it was kind of
a... it was given to Karen as a kind of honorary mention. It was a
screenplay honorary mention. The Best Canadian Movie award actually went to
Gary Burns.
Gary Burns, actually, interestingly enough, his second film was a
movie called Kitchen Party which Laura Harris starred in. It’s actually a
good movie, if you get a chance to see it. She’s actually very good in it.
The movie I think is quite good. I know Gary because Gary is from Calgary.
But no, it didn’t win. I don’t know where that rumor came from, but it
didn’t win Best Canadian Movie.
Q: WWW.IMDB.COM SAYS IT. IT SAYS KAREN WON, BUT IT ALSO SAYS IT
WON FOR BEST CANADIAN FILM. I THINK THAT’S WHERE EVERYBODY’S GETTING IT.
IMDB IS ONE OF THE MOST USED INTERNET MOVIE RESOURCES.
JF: That is in fact, not the truth.

Q: OK, WE’LL GET THAT OUT THERE FOR YA’. SO, THERE’S STILL A
CHANCE, THEN, THAT WE’LL GET TO SEE GINGER SNAPS BIG HERE IN THE STATES? I
HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT SOME SORT OF BLOCKBUSTER DISTRIBUTION.
JF: Um, yeah. Because the company we were working with actually
went down, they wound up selling Ginger to Blockbuster and right now we’re
trying to figure out what Blockbuster is going to do with the movie, but
there’s still a chance that they could put it our theatrically. We’re just
waiting, hoping that they will see the light and put it out on the screen.
Q: SO, THAT’LL PROBABLY DEPEND ON WHETHER OR NOT THE CANADIAN
RELEASE IS A SUCCESS.
JF: I think that’s it exactly. We’re really sorta keeping our
fingers crossed that it goes out and performs fairly well in Canada and
that’ll hopefully get Blockbuster off their ass.
Q: SO, YOU JUMPED RIGHT INTO SOME OTHER PROJECTS AFTER GINGER,
RIGHT?
JF: Yeah. You know what I did? I had a little script for a
television movie. I shot last fall, I shot a television movie called Lucky
Girl, which was for a Canadian Network. It’s kind of more of a drama. It’s a
story of a 17 year old girl who develops a nasty gambling habit and gets
into trouble. That’s the very brief version of what it’s about. But it’s
actually kind of a very dark downward spiral sorta gambling story. The spin
on it is that it’s, you know, a 17 year old girl.
Q: YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORKS?
JF: I’m basically trying to figure out what my next feature is
right now, so that’s what I’m using my time for. I’ve got a couple of
scripts that I’m working on and I just haven’t decided where to put my
priorities yet. One of them is not a horror film and the other one is a
horror film. It’s actually sort of a Medieval action horror film. That’s
something I like quite a bit and I’m just starting to decide what the next
best thing for me to do is.
Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DIRTY JOKE?
JF: Oh, man. I don’t know if I... You know, it’s not even that I
don’t want to answer the question, but I’m searching my memory for one and
now I feel really kind of dumb. You know what? I don’t think I have one. But
if I think of one, I’ll email it to you. Sorry, man.

There ya’ have it, squirties. Another interview served up by The
Crusty Wonder, the Salty Sensation... Yes, by little old me. Keep yer eyes
on the horizons my lovely mermaids and brother seamen, fer I have a plethora
of cool stuff comin’ at you in the very near future. A Hooligan tells all
about his recent hit film and just about every other movie he’s working on
at the moment. Not to mention an interview with one of the stars of Ginger
Snaps. So, get up in that crow’s nest and keep that parascope to yer’ eye.
You won’t wanna miss the upcoming iceberg of coolness, I guarantee it. ‘Til
that day, squirts, this is Quint bidding you a fine farewell and adieu.
-Quint
There once was a lady from Nantucket, her thing was so long she tucked it, when it popped right on out, I said with a shout, "Do You Mind If Bend Down And Suck It!"

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