Hey folks, Harry here.... Got this rumor in, I'm working on getting it confirmed right now, but if Warner Brothers drops the name ARAC ATTACK in favor of EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS, I will shower them with praises as.... EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS is the Greatest Title Ever!!!! The font would be SUPREME in Hairy THE THING/SUSPIRA Grotesque Lettering... The frigging song EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS, if you had it written by like the Red Elvises or even better THE FLAME TRICK SUBS!!! IT would rule the freaking world! EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS is one of the great Giant Bug Titles Of All Time! ARAC ATTACK was so Eighties Shite it wasn't even funny... hell... not even that, it was Nineties Nonsense. EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS, I want the poster, and that 45 spinning on the turn table!

With that title, you can so go American International joy fun with the film. You can have theaters do the old Insurance policies... Pseudo News Broadcast Trailers and commercials... Radio Spots, recorded with local disc jockeys with cut in sound-effects... It would RULE! And then the FLAME TRICK SUBS singing "EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS" while Satan's Cheerleaders writhed ala Go-Go fashion in their latex cheerleader uniforms! EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS RULES!!!!!

Now if only Warners is smart enough to trade up!

Dear Harry,

Due to recent events in New York and Washington, Warner Bros. are considering changing the title of Centropolis's giant spider movie "Arac Attack" to "Eight-Legged Freaks".

I'm guessing they are afraid that Arac Attack is too similiar to "Iraq Attack" and might provoke some unwanted attention.

Regards,

RAI (Reliable anonymous insider.)

Hey folks, to read a review of this flick, CLICK HERE!!!! From the sound of it, this is good old fashioned Giant Bug Fun!