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Published on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 - 9:28am |
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Finally!! A Reason To Actually Watch THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Remake!! (Potentially NSFW)
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In a decidedly shrewd maneuver geared towards distracting male audience members from the mediocrity & unnecessaryness (I know that's not really a word) of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL remake...as well as counterbalancing the lackluster casting of Keanu Reeves in a role meant to possess great pathos and gravity...Jennifer Connelly has been added into Scott Derrickson's upcoming film.
Since I first saw her in LABYRINTH, Ms. Connelly has stirred my loins in a way befitting my Viking heritage. I will be completely owned by this film every moment she is on screen. I will be mesmorized and hypnotized and dominated by her hot, hot majesty.
Then Keanu will talk, and fuck up my high. He probably won't even be called Klatu - they'll probably call him "Hank" or something.
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Reader Talkback
Why Helloooooo by Regina V. Dudley | Nov 6th, 2007 08:31:29 AM | and damn you, Paul Bettany by Regina V. Dudley | Nov 6th, 2007 08:32:09 AM | that is not her by conbarba | Nov 6th, 2007 08:32:41 AM | What does NSFW mean? by Bobo_Vision | Nov 6th, 2007 08:34:38 AM | Jennifer Connelly for Wonder
Woman! by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet | Nov 6th, 2007 08:35:48 AM | NSFW by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet | Nov 6th, 2007 08:36:46 AM | Why isn't Jennifer Connelly
Wonder Woman? by The Brain Machine | Nov 6th, 2007 08:36:55 AM | I wish she still looked like
that... by Abin Sur | Nov 6th, 2007 08:37:15 AM | I was 13 when i saw
Labyrinth... by DarthBakpao | Nov 6th, 2007 08:39:36 AM | She did get a little "too"
skinny lately by The Brain Machine | Nov 6th, 2007 08:40:24 AM | Shouldn't Wonder Woman be a
WOMAN? by The Brain Machine | Nov 6th, 2007 08:47:19 AM | Uh, Brain Machine... by digitalcos | Nov 6th, 2007 08:48:23 AM | The word you were looking for
was 'unnecessariosity' by chrth | Nov 6th, 2007 08:48:56 AM | does she go ass to ass in this
one? by BMacSmith | Nov 6th, 2007 08:54:08 AM | Meh by Turd Furgeson | Nov 6th, 2007 08:54:41 AM | Connelly would make a good WW,
but... by Midnightxpress | Nov 6th, 2007 09:00:51 AM | That Paul Bettany... lucky
bastard :) by metaluna | Nov 6th, 2007 09:01:55 AM | Career Opportunities by The Moseph | Nov 6th, 2007 09:05:35 AM | JC fans... by andyny29 | Nov 6th, 2007 09:05:43 AM | The Hot Spot... by andyny29 | Nov 6th, 2007 09:08:03 AM | Looks like edible underware to
me! by JDanielP | Nov 6th, 2007 09:08:18 AM | SCRUMPTIOUS ! !! ! !!!!!!! ! !
! !! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!! ! ! ! I
LOVE by BringingSexyBack | Nov 6th, 2007 09:11:41 AM | Reeves: I know Kung Fu! by Photoman | Nov 6th, 2007 09:18:15 AM | AICN = NSFW site? by wastedstar | Nov 6th, 2007 09:25:55 AM | NICE by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell | Nov 6th, 2007 09:30:39 AM | shouldve used the pics by LarryTheCableGuy | Nov 6th, 2007 09:32:11 AM | A TOTALLY UNECESSARY REMAKE! by Stark Industries | Nov 6th, 2007 09:38:37 AM | This photo is a litmus test to
decide if you are straight or
gay by Pound Sand | Nov 6th, 2007 09:39:43 AM | I just sinned in my pants by Baron Karza | Nov 6th, 2007 09:49:17 AM | You know... by Magma Suit | Nov 6th, 2007 09:50:44 AM | I'm not entirely against this
remake by veritasses | Nov 6th, 2007 10:00:57 AM | Keanu should just retire. by Knuckleduster | Nov 6th, 2007 10:01:20 AM | For THe Love Of All That Is
Good And Holy... by KosherWookie | Nov 6th, 2007 10:02:50 AM | "Gort. but he's a robot. What
can he do? by Uncapie | Nov 6th, 2007 10:13:11 AM | Boobs Mcgee by liljuniorbrown | Nov 6th, 2007 10:16:00 AM | "Gort, but he's a robot. What
can he do?" by Uncapie | Nov 6th, 2007 10:16:14 AM | Connelly is too skinny for WW by RockLobster800 | Nov 6th, 2007 10:20:35 AM | Why does everyone hate
remakes? by dr sauch | Nov 6th, 2007 10:31:47 AM | the inner monologue of the
modern producer by RockLobster800 | Nov 6th, 2007 10:33:02 AM | SIDEBOOB, GLORIOUS SIDEBOOB ! by Pound Sand | Nov 6th, 2007 10:42:03 AM | I think Keanu is perfect for
it. by modlight | Nov 6th, 2007 10:42:28 AM | The Day Point Break stood
Speed by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 10:44:16 AM | dr sauch by RockLobster800 | Nov 6th, 2007 10:46:50 AM | Ah, Jennifer Connelly, serious
actress... by www.revyou.tv | Nov 6th, 2007 10:48:32 AM | Mr Carpenter's Bogus Journey by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 10:54:32 AM | First! -> Nosferatu Jones by Stark Industries | Nov 6th, 2007 11:03:08 AM | actaully a better way to
describe it..... by RockLobster800 | Nov 6th, 2007 11:04:32 AM | That is the luckiest mirror on
the planet... by yesiamaplant | Nov 6th, 2007 11:06:51 AM | Keanu is actually perfect for
that role by MacTard420 | Nov 6th, 2007 11:13:55 AM | Klaatu Barada Nikto: Reloaded by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 11:21:51 AM | She should make something... by Demosthenes2 | Nov 6th, 2007 11:44:06 AM | Jennifer Connelly used to do
it for me.. by TiPPiDa | Nov 6th, 2007 11:44:34 AM | Young nubile Miss Connelly by skimn | Nov 6th, 2007 11:51:13 AM | Pretty Vacant by christian66 | Nov 6th, 2007 12:11:04 PM | Scott Derrickson has never by palewook | Nov 6th, 2007 12:17:03 PM | Klatu, can i Barada your
Nikto, please? by closeencounter | Nov 6th, 2007 12:58:06 PM | 5' 7" - Tall enough but too
skinny for WW by Movietool | Nov 6th, 2007 12:58:12 PM | Connelly, Bettie Page & Gort by thegreatwhatzit | Nov 6th, 2007 01:06:14 PM | JCT: You must remember those
boobs. by Det. John Kimble | Nov 6th, 2007 01:18:43 PM | She was HAWT in Labyrinth by That 70s Venom | Nov 6th, 2007 01:23:51 PM | Deceptive Pic by Bald Evil | Nov 6th, 2007 01:35:10 PM | still hot by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 02:09:32 PM | Jennifer Connelly as WW? by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 02:10:54 PM | Keanu Reeves for Superman! by Demode | Nov 6th, 2007 02:14:04 PM | I Like The Idea of Reeves for
Superman... by KosherWookie | Nov 6th, 2007 02:19:19 PM | KosherWookie by Demode | Nov 6th, 2007 02:37:06 PM | F U kosher wookie by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 03:40:21 PM | KosherWookie by finky089 | Nov 6th, 2007 03:41:01 PM | Gort will be a metrosexual. by Uncapie | Nov 6th, 2007 03:44:36 PM | I love that woman. by Crimson King | Nov 6th, 2007 04:22:13 PM | Fuck that's a hot picture! by ELGordo | Nov 6th, 2007 04:26:41 PM | Jennifer Connely by one9deuce | Nov 6th, 2007 04:31:09 PM | Sauch by Mattyboy122 | Nov 6th, 2007 04:35:54 PM | What if... by Napoleon Park | Nov 6th, 2007 04:37:46 PM | No hottie can save this
remake. by alienindisguise | Nov 6th, 2007 04:44:15 PM | All I meant was... by KosherWookie | Nov 6th, 2007 04:44:24 PM | by KosherWookie | Nov 6th, 2007 04:45:13 PM | a true piece of ass by Rupee88 | Nov 6th, 2007 05:31:42 PM | Leave it to the other Turd... by Turd Furgusen | Nov 6th, 2007 05:34:54 PM | I think I watched Phenomena
before Labyrinth by TheNorthlander | Nov 6th, 2007 05:37:44 PM | and yes she's way past her
prime by Rupee88 | Nov 6th, 2007 05:38:02 PM | downhill begins at 30? by samurai sark | Nov 6th, 2007 05:45:20 PM | Are you for real Merrick? by stardogg | Nov 6th, 2007 05:48:51 PM | Great cast but unnecessary
film by Live. | Nov 6th, 2007 06:02:58 PM | Jenn has had breast reduction
surgery by Wayne6000 | Nov 6th, 2007 06:10:01 PM | I had no idea they were that
large. by AdrianVeidt | Nov 6th, 2007 06:12:35 PM | I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY LARGE
COCK IN HER PUSSY by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell | Nov 6th, 2007 07:15:29 PM | Giddy as a School Girl by Wrath4771 | Nov 6th, 2007 07:16:11 PM | I'll go see the movie if she
wears that the whole movie! by MrMysteryGuest | Nov 6th, 2007 07:31:07 PM | I'll go see the movie if
Jennifer dresses like that! by MrMysteryGuest | Nov 6th, 2007 07:31:14 PM | I meant the second post! :P by MrMysteryGuest | Nov 6th, 2007 07:33:04 PM | "I'm here to save the
Earth...and your tits!" by MrMysteryGuest | Nov 6th, 2007 07:34:39 PM | This movie will fail by That 70s Venom | Nov 6th, 2007 08:48:27 PM | Oh, those were the days... by HueyFreeman | Nov 6th, 2007 09:03:05 PM | Connelly hasn't been hot since
Dark City a decade ago by Osmosis Jones | Nov 6th, 2007 10:39:17 PM | ASS TO ASS!!!! by INWOsuxRED | Nov 6th, 2007 11:02:07 PM | Connelly is still hot.... by Ferf Muckmeyer | Nov 6th, 2007 11:11:58 PM | Why remake a classic? by Ferf Muckmeyer | Nov 6th, 2007 11:16:47 PM | Wrong G@BRIEL_GRAY by Mr. Luddite | Nov 7th, 2007 12:03:37 AM | she messed wwith nature by Mr_X | Nov 7th, 2007 12:30:02 AM | Day her Massive Melons Stood
Still by Poloboy | Nov 7th, 2007 01:11:44 AM | actually I like this idea by Maniaq | Nov 7th, 2007 01:34:06 AM | Connelly was best looking
Rocketeer era by CENOBITE | Nov 7th, 2007 01:44:17 AM | Still Hot As Hell... by karcreat42 | Nov 7th, 2007 03:31:02 AM | Indiana Jones and the
Vanishing Boobs by SpencerTrilby | Nov 7th, 2007 07:07:28 AM | Jill Wagner for Wonder Woman by Bubba Gillman | Nov 7th, 2007 11:33:50 AM | merely meh???? by just pillow talk | Nov 7th, 2007 11:50:58 AM | I don't know.... by just pillow talk | Nov 7th, 2007 01:42:18 PM | The Jennifer Connelly of that
incredible photo by Borgnine JR | Nov 7th, 2007 01:49:35 PM | Connelly: the anti-Anderson by thegreatwhatzit | Nov 7th, 2007 02:43:09 PM | it's still a travesty
thegreatwhatzit.... by just pillow talk | Nov 7th, 2007 02:44:43 PM | Jesus! I could bury my face
in that pair! by J-Dizzle | Nov 7th, 2007 03:13:51 PM | Where'd you get that photo? by Abominable Snowcone | Nov 7th, 2007 03:38:23 PM | C'mon Whiners by Teddy Artery | Nov 7th, 2007 08:33:33 PM | Too bad she doesn't look like
that anymore. by GQtaste | Nov 7th, 2007 11:48:16 PM | So Sean Penn is playing Gort? by farstar99 | Nov 9th, 2007 11:44:56 PM | Is it me by Series7 | Nov 12th, 2007 12:10:28 AM |
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