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Harry dines on the tickled prime rib that is SEMI-PRO!!!

Comedy is a strange thing – it makes one man weep and another man scream. We all have favorite comedians and ones we hate. I prefer Chaplin to Keaton, I prefer Laurel & Hardy to Abbott & Costello … What makes you laugh… makes you laugh. And Will Ferrell makes me laugh. He’s 6’ 2” of adorable dorky gigglstuff… and as Jackie Moon – owner, promoter and power forward of the FLINT TROPICS – the ABA team on the cusp of the NBA or non-existence… he punches my comedy buttons.

I’m not entirely sure of why though. It might be the look in his eye when he says the word Cocksucker. Or the sweet vitrol filled anger of threatening to kill a man’s entire family. Albeit a Father/Ref. It could just be his ‘fro. White man ‘afros are just funny. And Will Farrell on the basketball court playing the game as efficiently as a bout of “hot potato” – well it cracks me up.

The first laugh is before the opening credits, as the studio logos very first begin to appear… a hushed sexy voice of Will Ferrell singing the seductive crotch stirring bars of LOVE ME SEXY – a faux-seventies song to get em wet and on their backs. And I really hope it is remembered this time next year for the Naked Gold Bald Guys show thing.

The format of the film is essentially known to anyone ever watching a sports movie. There are longshot underdogs, facing losing everything they had worked for… there’s impossible odds – but we also know that in these movies… our underdogs rarely lose. Right? Except maybe ROCKY.

We also know the sports comedy film. Movies like SLAP SHOTS, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, NORTH DALLAS FORTY. You know there’s a certain amount of lunacy at play. This film isn’t amongst the best of this genre. It also isn’t anywhere near the middle or bottom of the genre. This is a goofy flick. It’s also a little crazy. Woody Harrelson’s Monix doesn’t even feel comedic – in fact he feels like a basketball playing character from a Down and Out Basketball flick about used-to-be’s fighting to make something of themselves… but he’s the straight man for a lot of the comedy. And it works.

I’ve seen SEMI-PRO twice now – once at a press screening – and again at the special AICN screening we did. And I enjoyed it at both – quite a bit. The main thing that kicks ass about it is the supporting cast. Andy Richter doesn’t do much… but damn he’s good at not doing much.

There’s Andrew Daly & Will Arnett as Dick Pepperfield and Lou Redwood – the commentators for the Flint Tropics. What makes them rule so much is Dick is one of those slightly uptight married guys that wants to hang with the cool kids, but is constantly defined by his wife – and the insecurity that comes with everyone making crude and verbal gestures about their possible involvement with her. And Lou Redwood… well he’s a former player that still wants the booze and the women and the blowjobs that goes with being a player. Hell, he just wants to punch someone.

David Koechner plays the commissioner of the ABA – and he plays it fairly straight – which was disconcerting. Then there’s Rob Corddry – he is a huge fan of Woody Harrelson’s MONIX – who happens to be the boyfriend of Monix’ ex… Maura Tierney (very sweet performance here) – Rob has… amongst the funniest most unexpected moments I’ve seen in a very long time here.

Andre Benjamin – he plays the one player worth a shit on the team – that’s a show off and cartoon. His character is more closely aligned with Woody’s Monix… meaning he ain’t laughing it up much here.

However – the greatest character in the whole film is played by Jackie Earle Haley. Yeah, he knows something about Sports Comedies. But here, he ain’t on the team – he a burnt out stoner fan of the Flint Tropics… never missed a game and he has a special moment that becomes a continuing gag – and man. I could have seen an entire separate film about his character’s path of trying to accomplish what Jackie Moon sends him out to accomplish. It would pretty much be the greatest movie ever – and the character amounts to who Sean Penn’s Spicoli might have been given the 26 years that have passed. Jackie is just brilliant in this film.

Also working for the film is an incredible soundtrack of 70s tunes, amazing production design and frankly – the city of FLINT, MICHIGAN. You know – through ROGER & ME – I’ve developed a fondness for this sad, once prosperous, town. In fact, my entire opinion of the town has been developed by Michael Moore – and there’s an odd part of me that just loves that the community had this film shot there, thus helping that town out a bit, I hope.

Producer Kent Alterman has done a damn fine job of crossing over from the suit side to directing a film. He’s produced great films like ELF, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE and LITTLE CHILDREN…. And he’s produced shit like MR WOODCOCK, SON OF THE MASK and AFTER THE SUNSET… Here – he stretches and shines – and kinda makes ya wish he’d directed those last three… because he’s much more talented than the hacks responsible for those three.

This is one of the best Will Ferrell feature comedies… closer to ANCHORMAN and TALLADEGA NIGHTS than BLADES OF GLORY. If you love Will’s work, this movie is Prime Rib. However… if, for some reason – you’re not fond of Will… you’d be a vegetarian trying to eat Prime Rib. You’ll just end up vomiting. But the rest of us… we’ll be dining on Prime Rib. I enjoyed the hell out of it. Mmmm… Prime Rib…. That’s got protein. I’m supposed to be taking in lots of protein. MMMmmm… gotta go… that Prime Rib would be really good.

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2nd!!!
by greenstyle92
Feb 20th, 2008
09:02:15 PM
Not sure how to take this. Blades was better than Talladega.
by smackvein
Feb 20th, 2008
09:03:09 PM
I know he's one note, but goddamn it i love will farrell!
by BMacSmith
Feb 20th, 2008
09:04:08 PM
Pass the Puke Bucket then!
by FILMFUNK
Feb 20th, 2008
09:04:42 PM
You're right. Farrell is a douche...
by Agent Blue
Feb 20th, 2008
09:07:07 PM
CLOSER TO ANCHORMAN AND TALLADEGA NIGHTS?
by leobloom
Feb 20th, 2008
09:07:33 PM
Hack?
by The Real MiraJeff
Feb 20th, 2008
09:11:12 PM
farrell
by BMacSmith
Feb 20th, 2008
09:12:43 PM
im a fan of Will Farrell...
by Obscura
Feb 20th, 2008
09:15:07 PM
Yawn...
by OBSD
Feb 20th, 2008
09:17:46 PM
Branch out Will, Branch out.
by Larry of Arabia
Feb 20th, 2008
09:19:00 PM
After The Sunset - Shit?
by PedroM
Feb 20th, 2008
09:23:10 PM
Wait, Harry loves a movie?!?!?!?!?!?!
by rhcp2sweet
Feb 20th, 2008
09:26:24 PM
Has Will done baseball?
by buffywrestling
Feb 20th, 2008
09:28:54 PM
Stop spelling his name wrong!!
by SpyHunter89
Feb 20th, 2008
09:33:28 PM
Gotta love Harry.
by Tourist
Feb 20th, 2008
09:44:33 PM
Will Ferrell is funny and...
by heavenlykid
Feb 20th, 2008
09:44:46 PM
Must be noted though...
by Tourist
Feb 20th, 2008
09:48:17 PM
I saw it at a screening a little while ago
by iamnicksaicnsn
Feb 20th, 2008
09:52:51 PM
The Hack Line
by Lando Griffin
Feb 20th, 2008
09:54:51 PM
Will Ferrell keeps remaking the same movie
by Orionsangels
Feb 20th, 2008
09:57:40 PM
Lars and the Real Girl was fantastic
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 20th, 2008
09:58:56 PM
Can't wait!!!
by JLo III
Feb 20th, 2008
10:03:01 PM
I liked Blades of Glory....
by Errockk
Feb 20th, 2008
10:07:59 PM
the thing about Will Ferrell
by BizarroJerry
Feb 20th, 2008
10:14:31 PM
"adorable dorky gigglstuff"
by SmarkJobber
Feb 20th, 2008
10:19:48 PM
iam gonna pass on this...
by virtual_ninja
Feb 20th, 2008
10:24:17 PM
Blades of Glory really grew on me
by BrowncoatJedi
Feb 20th, 2008
10:25:53 PM
I wanted to be there Harry
by tme2nsb
Feb 20th, 2008
10:28:29 PM
Wait...
by jabbayoda
Feb 20th, 2008
10:40:09 PM
There is a lot worse than Will Ferrell...
by stinkyfingerz
Feb 20th, 2008
10:43:24 PM
I like rib...
by The Dum Guy
Feb 20th, 2008
10:54:47 PM
Is this movie rated yet?
by thebearovingian
Feb 20th, 2008
11:09:12 PM
Am I the only one who feels like...
by ImFixingtoDie
Feb 20th, 2008
11:09:25 PM
heavenlykid
by The Real MiraJeff
Feb 20th, 2008
11:09:50 PM
ImFix..
by Furzee
Feb 20th, 2008
11:14:35 PM
big surprise another AICN with TWBB (almost) at the top
by leobloom
Feb 20th, 2008
11:17:53 PM
^^ should say another AICN top 10 list
by leobloom
Feb 20th, 2008
11:19:13 PM
I like Wil Ferrell in movies.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 20th, 2008
11:34:27 PM
MiraJeff...
by stinkyfingerz
Feb 20th, 2008
11:34:34 PM
Will Ferrell...
by Tourist
Feb 20th, 2008
11:41:32 PM
when is farrell taking on badmitton?
by bacci40
Feb 20th, 2008
11:58:54 PM
that was a terrible film review.
by frankenfickle
Feb 21st, 2008
12:01:55 AM
Harry plagerizes Huey Lewis now?
by krack
Feb 21st, 2008
12:06:17 AM
Terrible Terrible Movie...you will regret seeing it.
by Executor
Feb 21st, 2008
12:14:02 AM
Ellipses are meant to be used
by comedian_x
Feb 21st, 2008
12:15:37 AM
Harry you have no standards.
by Executor
Feb 21st, 2008
12:17:03 AM
Will Ferrell cannot make me laugh
by Mullah Omar
Feb 21st, 2008
12:17:08 AM
Flint, Michigan
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Feb 21st, 2008
12:45:37 AM
Indeed, a very bad review.
by JimCurry
Feb 21st, 2008
01:00:12 AM
I'll watch Dodgeball instead
by AlwaysThere
Feb 21st, 2008
01:04:29 AM
Stay Classy AICN!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
01:52:42 AM
MR WOODCOCK was
by HEADGEEK
Feb 21st, 2008
02:00:46 AM
HE IS NOT ADAM SANDLER, AND FOR THAT ALONE BE GRATEFUL..
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Feb 21st, 2008
02:29:40 AM
It was called "Slap Shot", Harry.
by chumpmonkey
Feb 21st, 2008
03:07:39 AM
Blades was Funny!!!
by Lanceloco
Feb 21st, 2008
03:26:03 AM
HK
by The Real MiraJeff
Feb 21st, 2008
03:28:20 AM
Yeah, Talladega Nights...
by random dude
Feb 21st, 2008
04:16:21 AM
Oh dear lord, Harry's first line just referenced Huey Lewis
by Midnightxpress
Feb 21st, 2008
04:36:38 AM
Have to say everyone i know...
by barnaby jones
Feb 21st, 2008
04:53:02 AM
SHOULDN'T THERE BE A COOLING OFF PERIOD BEFORE WRITING THE REVIE
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Feb 21st, 2008
04:56:56 AM
RE: I've seen "Semi-Pro"
by The Tao of Joe
Feb 21st, 2008
05:10:14 AM
WILL FARRELL IS ***NOT*** FUNNY !
by TheCap
Feb 21st, 2008
05:22:55 AM
I'll vote No for Mr. One Note
by zekmoe
Feb 21st, 2008
05:22:56 AM
Anyone here been to Flint?
by theBigE
Feb 21st, 2008
05:32:22 AM
Will Ferrell must branch out or die.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
06:13:39 AM
And I said it in the Semi-Pro contest post, but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
06:15:00 AM
Will Farrell is NOT FUNNY
by m_prevette
Feb 21st, 2008
06:27:32 AM
"Can you play like a little girl...
by C Legion
Feb 21st, 2008
07:17:06 AM
The Old Spice commericals
by Garbageman33
Feb 21st, 2008
08:00:08 AM
I dont really trust harrys reviews
by Spoiler_Man
Feb 21st, 2008
08:07:39 AM
I didn't even bother with 'Talledaga' or 'Blades'
by Richard Cranium
Feb 21st, 2008
08:36:10 AM
I live 20 minutes south of Flint, MI
by Luscious.868
Feb 21st, 2008
09:34:11 AM
is it rated still r?
by deliciouscowbell
Feb 21st, 2008
09:50:46 AM
Wall Fartwell is a genus!
by irrelevntelefant
Feb 21st, 2008
10:00:48 AM
spoilerman
by irrelevntelefant
Feb 21st, 2008
10:16:34 AM
Living in Michigan
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
10:17:39 AM
my farts are one note...
by irrelevntelefant
Feb 21st, 2008
10:18:01 AM
pull
by livahd
Feb 21st, 2008
10:28:52 AM
Slap Shot II
by ArcadianDS
Feb 21st, 2008
10:32:48 AM
Anchorman and Elf
by BeatsMe
Feb 21st, 2008
10:33:59 AM
HeadHypocrite
by ArcadianDS
Feb 21st, 2008
10:56:35 AM
Arcadian...
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
11:08:53 AM
And just in case you missed it ...
by TheCap
Feb 21st, 2008
11:32:10 AM
Will Ferell plays the same character every single time
by ricarleite
Feb 21st, 2008
11:35:32 AM
Elf is a painful film.
by Billy Batts
Feb 21st, 2008
11:39:03 AM
ping pong, dodge ball, figure skating,
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
11:51:19 AM
Lawn Darts: A True Story of a Man Who Loved Lawn Darts
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
11:59:41 AM
Lawn Darts..cont.
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
12:05:58 PM
lawn darts cont. further
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:11:22 PM
Don't think he's that funny.
by Christopher3
Feb 21st, 2008
12:19:03 PM
Kloipy
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
12:27:14 PM
Skeeball: The Talented Jim Verbooski Tale of Legend
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:29:59 PM
Punch Buggie: The Classification of the Lost Tape
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:39:56 PM
North Dallas Forty is a comedy?
by thenatureboy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:52:25 PM
The studio reshot Mr. Woodcock
by Beldo84
Feb 21st, 2008
12:58:04 PM
You may not like Elf...
by Mr. JLo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:06:16 PM
or Will Farrell....
by Mr. JLo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:06:45 PM
but...
by Mr. JLo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:09:02 PM
a ragtag bunch of foos ball players
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
01:14:13 PM
Tag:The Story of a ragtag group of ragtags playing Tag
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:17:30 PM
Sorry
by Nozoli Apples
Feb 21st, 2008
01:21:16 PM
I've always thought Ferrell was overrated
by TVguy4566
Feb 21st, 2008
01:23:27 PM
Will Farrell
by Mr. JLo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:52:21 PM
"closer to ANCHORMAN and TALLADEGA NIGHTS than BLADES OF GLORY."
by timmer33
Feb 21st, 2008
01:56:40 PM
Closer to Anchorman and Talladega Nights?
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 21st, 2008
02:35:17 PM
Will Ferrell makes me laugh by existing
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:47:39 PM
Hey Harry you know what else has protein in it?
by EjkoUSC
Feb 21st, 2008
02:51:47 PM
rhcp2sweet
by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
Feb 21st, 2008
02:54:02 PM
i hate to be "that guy", but...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 21st, 2008
03:14:09 PM
Plant
by johnyaztec
Feb 21st, 2008
03:17:57 PM
Will Farrell movie I want to see
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
04:03:04 PM
PLANT!
by Embeedeuce
Feb 21st, 2008
04:09:36 PM
JimmyJoe RedSky
by Mr. JLo
Feb 21st, 2008
04:11:40 PM
If Andy Richter is in this...
by poeticwarriorII
Feb 21st, 2008
04:26:28 PM
Its F E R R E L L
by stuntman mikey
Feb 21st, 2008
04:42:47 PM
I love that the entire review is an apology
by Kid Idioteque
Feb 21st, 2008
05:31:20 PM
Rock paper scissors...
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
05:42:40 PM
shoots & ladders
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
05:45:06 PM
Now Playing, Will Farrell
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
05:46:32 PM
Bud Light. Suck one.
by thebearovingian
Feb 21st, 2008
05:46:37 PM
The Dog Catcher:
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Feb 21st, 2008
05:51:14 PM
Harry, please....
by Jackie Boy
Feb 21st, 2008
05:56:51 PM
The Run on Sentence
by EjkoUSC
Feb 21st, 2008
06:24:21 PM
Dammit, Knowles
by Derpy Der
Feb 21st, 2008
07:32:32 PM
Harry, Ya Fat Arsehole!!!!!!
by christophermoltosante
Feb 21st, 2008
07:34:00 PM
tom bodet
by The Real MiraJeff
Feb 21st, 2008
08:00:46 PM
Oh, please, this is SNL formula du jour
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 21st, 2008
08:23:35 PM
"Get off the shed!!!!"
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Feb 21st, 2008
08:52:41 PM
Will Ferrel could shit in a paper napkin
by LargoJr
Feb 21st, 2008
08:54:30 PM
...Ucking 6300$ suit. CMON!
by EvilGeek1
Feb 21st, 2008
09:13:18 PM
Anchorman was crap
by Newmark
Feb 21st, 2008
09:39:56 PM
Will Ferrel is a one note genius
by Series7
Feb 21st, 2008
09:43:58 PM
No Shame
by chewyou812
Feb 21st, 2008
10:29:04 PM
DID HE REALLY RANK
by mfcorleone
Feb 22nd, 2008
12:06:35 AM
OH YEAH AND
by mfcorleone
Feb 22nd, 2008
12:08:29 AM
Newmark!!!
by mfcorleone
Feb 22nd, 2008
12:10:17 AM
It's possible when he first hit at the cinema,
by Dingbatty
Feb 22nd, 2008
12:30:42 AM
They laughed at Lois Armstrong...
by pokadoo
Feb 22nd, 2008
03:20:13 AM
The laughed at Neel Armstrong...
by TheCap
Feb 22nd, 2008
06:15:30 AM
Stranger Than Basketball
by Maui
Feb 22nd, 2008
11:25:33 AM
WILL FARELL IS #### FREAKING HILLARIOUS ####
by crashbarbarian
Feb 22nd, 2008
11:55:28 AM
blades WAS better than talladega.
by Novaman5000
Feb 22nd, 2008
02:35:58 PM
6’ 2” of adorable dorky gigglstuff???
by Skankardly
Feb 22nd, 2008
07:12:32 PM
lol skankardly
by birdy birdman
Feb 22nd, 2008
07:28:04 PM
Reminds me of Fletch for some reason
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 22nd, 2008
09:18:32 PM
he's actually 6'5"... with afro 6'9"
by leobloom
Feb 23rd, 2008
03:45:25 AM
Rambo was 2008 suck nut
by Agent Blue
Feb 23rd, 2008
03:34:46 PM
I feel sorry for you people...
by zacdilone
Feb 23rd, 2008
05:03:24 PM
Will Ferrell is the new Chevy Chase...
by Mr Writer
Feb 23rd, 2008
06:26:56 PM
And on an unrelated note...
by Mr Writer
Feb 23rd, 2008
06:29:40 PM
Will Farrel is High-Larious
by SlickyVonBoner
Feb 23rd, 2008
07:52:35 PM
Chevy Chase in Fletch
by the podosphere
Feb 24th, 2008
01:29:41 AM
Jackie Earle Haley
by Garbage
Feb 24th, 2008
11:49:45 AM
Elf
by Garbage
Feb 24th, 2008
11:53:09 AM
funny premise vs. jokes
by jccalhoun
Feb 24th, 2008
03:26:36 PM

by redkamel
Feb 25th, 2008
03:36:08 PM
Will Arnett
by Mr. Gunderson
Feb 27th, 2008
03:11:46 AM
Will, please stop.
by neal2zod
Feb 27th, 2008
10:49:59 AM
Ferrel and Tarantino need to get together
by Prossor
Feb 27th, 2008
06:03:19 PM
5.5 Million last night? Ouch!
by ChrisPC24
Mar 1st, 2008
08:14:27 PM
This movie = definition of the word "EH."
by GibsonUSA
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:04:57 AM
horrible movie
by bigmacher
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:03:42 AM
I love Ferrell, but this sucked mammoth
by Behemoth
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:24:02 PM
The Mike Myers "Guru" preview looked horrific, too
by Behemoth
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:28:55 PM
sasha
by redkamel
Mar 3rd, 2008
01:21:14 AM
The trailer...
by THT3000
Mar 5th, 2008
11:11:11 AM
Willy is Wack
by RickyShoreSingsTheBlues
Apr 14th, 2008
04:29:52 AM
Yeah Right this movie is good
by RickyShoreSingsTheBlues
May 8th, 2008
01:48:19 AM
WTF?
by Orcus
May 8th, 2008
07:39:30 AM
Ricky seems to have issues...
by just pillow talk
May 8th, 2008
08:01:13 AM

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