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Capone Lubes Up IRON MAN!!

Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

On the day I saw Iron Man for what I'm sure will be the first of several times, there was a serious chance that it was going to snow here in Chicago. So while many other critics have been talking about how summer has arrived a little bit earlier than normal as far as movies are concerned, I choose to look at the release of Iron Man as marking the early arrival of Christmas.

I wonder if it's any coincidence that the two best superhero franchises feature billionaires without any actual super powers--Batman and now Iron Man. The difference between the two titles is easily recognizable: whereas Batman's training, spiritual preparation, and costume design are largely done off-camera or in a slick montage, the element of director Jon Favreau's latest work that I found most enjoyable is that Iron Man's origin feels more like an actual birth--it's painful, messy, there's even a placenta-like goo deep down in the chest cavity that holds the device keeping him alive. But I'm jumping ahead…

By now you probably know all you need to about the film's set up in Afghanistan and about a certain playboy/weapons manufacturer named Tony Stark (played to cocky perfection by Robert Downey Jr.). If you don't know much about the set up, it's probably because you don't want to, and that's actually admirable. I saw two of the summer's most anticipated films on the day I saw Iron Man, and my biggest complaint about the day in general was how much of the cool footage from both films I'd already seen online or in commercials. Granted, part of that is my own fault for seeking this stuff out, but the studios should consider that holding back the best stuff isn't a crime.

But I digress. It's one thing to see the birth if Iron Man out of a cave in Afghanistan taking out terrorists (most of whom are armed to the teeth with weapons from Stark Industries) on a computer screen or in television commercial; it's quite another thing to see it accompanied by the roar of hundreds of die-hard fans. The first thing you notice about the film's use of special effects is that you hardly notice them at all. In many other films, it's so easy to spot the CGI that it's distracting. But in Iron Man, I literally could not tell what was practical and what was digital 95 percent of the time; this made it a lot easier to simply give myself over the story and terrific acting without feeling distracted.

And how about that acting?

The other thing that the latest Batman films and Iron Man have in common is that they actually bother to cast talented actors even in the supporting roles, and not simply resort to casting the prettiest young faces who probably don't cost as much to hire. It actually cracks me up to think that the average age of the major players in the Iron Man cast is probably over 40. But age not withstanding, I can't imagine a better cast, one that never stopped surprising me. Terrence Howard plays the wide-eyed military liaison to Stark Industries Jim Rhodes, who clearly gets a serious case of suit envy when he discovers his friend's secret; Gwyneth Platrow is sharp as Stark's faithful, fearless assistant Pepper Potts; and I was particularly excited about Clark Gregg's small but essential role as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, someone I'm guessing that we'll see a lot more of in coming sequels. If I had one major quibble about Iron Man it would be Jeff Bridges take on long-time Stark mentor and soon-to-be villain Iron Monger Obadiah Stane. His performance and look scream "Villain!" from the second we see him on screen. But Jeff Bridges in any movie is always a bit better than a movie without him, so I'll give his hammy persona a pass.

And then there's Downey, who begins the film getting kidnapped by Afghani terrorists and forced to create a version of Stark Industries' most recent weapon of mass destruction. Instead, Stark creates Version 1.0 of his Iron Man costume, a clunky body armor that looks like it was made out of the bulkhead of an old submarine. It's magnificent, ugly, and beautiful at the same time, and it's loaded with just enough firepower to get him out of his bind. But Stark returns to the states a changed man, one who is determined to make sure that his weapons don't fall into the hands of people who would use them against American troops. The stock value in Stark Industries begins to plummet after an impromptu press conference that Tony holds to announce the dismantling of his weapons division.

My favorite scenes in Iron Man are the extended sequences in which he builds and test drives his high-tech armor, complete with a chest-embedded power source/electromagnet to keep shrapnel from entering his heart and killing him instantly. Favreau spends a surprisingly long time on this section of the film, and as much as it may delay the action just a little bit longer than the Action Movie Rulebook might dictate, I was really impressed with just how entertaining it can be watching a genius at work--tinkering, welding, designing, and, of course, learning to fly. It's during this sequence that we first hear the voice in Stark's head.

Paul Bettany gives voice to the personality-laden computer that Stark communicates with inside that magnificent helmet. I loved seeing inside Iron Man's helmet both through his eyes and looking upon Downey's face as his eyes examine diagnostic images and analysis of the world around him. Everything about the "learning" phase of the plot is interesting, and as much as I thought it was cool to see Peter Parker discover the extent of his powers in Spider-Man, his instinct and Spider Sense was going to get him there anyway. What Stark must learn does not come naturally; sometimes it's an outright disaster, especially when it comes to flying. It's funny, sure, but it's also like watching the Wright Brothers first few attempts at building that first working aircraft.

Even the climactic battle sequence is sloppy, since neither hero nor villain has much experience in their respective costumes. The relatively short fight between Iron Man and Iron Monger is filled with loud, clanging punches; an exchange of ammunition; and a lot of scuff and scorch marks on their pretty armor. It's one of the ugliest action scenes in recent history, and I don't mean that in a bad way. These two opponents aren't necessarily built to look cool while kicking the shit out of each other. Sure Iron Man has some hot-rod-red paint on his armor so he looks a little cooler. But you still get the sense that if one of these guys fell on their backs, they'd have a tough time getting up again without a crane.

I wouldn't call what John Favreau is attempting to do with Iron Man "realism," but he certainly succeeds in making his Stark/Iron Man character one of the most well-rounded, fully formed superheroes the movies have ever seen. He's also given his characters weigh, both physically and emotionally. When Iron Man walks, the room vibrates; when Tony Stark speaks, people listen.

And I could not love more how the film ends, virtually guaranteeing a sequel not with a cliffhanger, but with a promise of better things to come--better villains, more character development (I'm guessing Stark's love of scotch will take us down a road to alcoholism as the comics did), a deeper connection to that mysterious government agency, and we'll see just where Terrence Howard's line at seeing a spare Iron Man costume "Next time, baby" takes us. The greatest thing Iron Man can give us is the desire to see where the character will go next, and on that level, this film is a monumental success.

Capone





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by the_raftaman
May 1st, 2008
08:40:47 AM
universal love from AICN...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
08:41:14 AM
Too Much Information!
by PenguinSlide
May 1st, 2008
08:44:40 AM
It was great
by Rocklover79
May 1st, 2008
08:45:11 AM
This WILL kick the dark knights ass.
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
08:52:31 AM
Sick of "ARAB" villians. Cliche.
by EvilWizardGlick
May 1st, 2008
08:54:21 AM
By the way was that an Anal lube?
by EvilWizardGlick
May 1st, 2008
08:55:23 AM
RighteousBrother
by v for vienetta
May 1st, 2008
08:58:29 AM
So, the most important question...
by PoppaRotzi
May 1st, 2008
08:59:17 AM
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK .. WHY SPOIL SO MUCH ?
by JeanLuc Dickhard
May 1st, 2008
08:59:55 AM
Best Marvel Movie So Far
by The Funketeer
May 1st, 2008
08:59:56 AM
Hey Capone.
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
09:08:23 AM
I agree with Empire
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:15:07 AM
Underoos Hero, please just shut the fuck up.
by TheLastCleric
May 1st, 2008
09:19:49 AM
I agree with JackBauer24
by SpencerTrilby
May 1st, 2008
09:23:44 AM
The midwest sucks for snow
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
09:24:06 AM
But Islamic terrorists are the villains
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
09:24:14 AM
TheLastCleric
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
09:25:17 AM
Islamic terrorists seem cliche
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
09:29:52 AM
Dayum right Sithdan!
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:33:28 AM
94% on Rotten Tomatoes
by SpawnofAchilles
May 1st, 2008
09:35:42 AM
SpencerTrilby
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:36:32 AM
Morairty is Stunned by Suburban Commando's Impact!
by Nico Toscani
May 1st, 2008
09:39:45 AM
JackBauer24
by v for vienetta
May 1st, 2008
09:41:52 AM
Everyone here says it's good, but
by Mr Gorilla
May 1st, 2008
09:44:33 AM
Good review Capone.
by Yeti
May 1st, 2008
09:46:59 AM
v
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:48:37 AM
IM-2: RISE OF THE MANDARIN
by William Landis
May 1st, 2008
09:51:48 AM
Jack Bauer!
by DerLanghaarige
May 1st, 2008
09:52:00 AM
Besides
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
09:52:18 AM
Like chinese bad guys wouldn't be just as clichéd.
by raw_bean
May 1st, 2008
10:01:29 AM
Scene after the end credits
by DarthBakpao
May 1st, 2008
10:02:02 AM
Who Doesn't Like Clark Gregg...
by Frat Boy
May 1st, 2008
10:02:18 AM
I guess "Rambo" used original villains
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
10:03:44 AM
Vietnamese midgets
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
10:05:56 AM
link to Nick Fury scene
by DarthBakpao
May 1st, 2008
10:09:40 AM
DarthBakpao
by DeCypher44
May 1st, 2008
10:15:41 AM
Not to be nitpicky (RE: Islamic Terrorists), but . . .
by ChicagoRonin
May 1st, 2008
10:21:54 AM
Danny boy, why so angry?
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
10:36:04 AM
Final scene after the credits
by slone13
May 1st, 2008
10:52:05 AM
Al Leong as Mandarin
by BozeMaster69
May 1st, 2008
10:56:54 AM
A VILLAIN'S ETHNICITY AND RELIGION DOESN'T MATTER
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
May 1st, 2008
10:59:51 AM
Glovers_Dickblood
by slone13
May 1st, 2008
11:02:50 AM
Danny boy....
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
11:03:56 AM
Opened here today..
by Jugs
May 1st, 2008
11:06:21 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by crazyhorse2099
May 1st, 2008
11:28:29 AM
samuel l after the credits!
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
11:40:00 AM
al kabong leong as ironman
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
11:43:54 AM
Superman II?
by Glurp
May 1st, 2008
11:44:17 AM
Is anybody surprised...
by MorbidObesity
May 1st, 2008
11:48:49 AM
Sorry...was off doing work
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
11:48:52 AM
Dannyboy...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
11:49:25 AM
"fundamentalist radicals"
by oisin5199
May 1st, 2008
11:53:02 AM
if they do the mandarin..
by joevfx
May 1st, 2008
11:54:09 AM
So if Nick Fury being in the credits
by Series7
May 1st, 2008
11:55:24 AM
Ok so
by Series7
May 1st, 2008
12:00:03 PM
oisin
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:10:36 PM
danny boy...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:10:59 PM
Series7 - You Blew Any Credibility You MIGHT Have Had
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:12:06 PM
Dickblood
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:13:21 PM
no Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:14:32 PM
glub- superman 2 was all we had
by General Crom
May 1st, 2008
12:15:45 PM
I'm not a huge comic geek
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:16:34 PM
Series 7
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:17:52 PM
I think Thor SHOULD be black, ABom
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:19:15 PM
Oh? I wasn't aware of the conversion
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:19:23 PM
The tools crying about spoilers...
by bigbaldpapa
May 1st, 2008
12:21:29 PM
finky
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:23:05 PM
Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:23:37 PM
captboulder - Which universe this is.
by ZeroCorpse
May 1st, 2008
12:36:29 PM
Abominable Snowcone -- Color in Spider-Man.
by ZeroCorpse
May 1st, 2008
12:40:14 PM
ZeroCorpse - "...and is probably a Skrull, anyway"
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:47:02 PM
I think Rocket Racer was the last black guy in Spiderman
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:50:17 PM
"I admit...it is fun"
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:11:46 PM
finky089, you mean Black Panther
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:14:31 PM
Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
01:25:28 PM
bigbaldpapa
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
01:27:56 PM
pillow
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:31:08 PM
Heh heh
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:39:31 PM
All this Batman Begins love...
by Quake II
May 1st, 2008
01:43:32 PM
What future bad guys does Iron Man set up?
by fiester
May 1st, 2008
01:56:32 PM
DannyBoy
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:59:30 PM
Danny...Danny...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
02:01:52 PM
Danny, Evil Dead, and FF...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
02:19:18 PM
So if we get an Avengers movie....
by drewlicious
May 1st, 2008
02:34:23 PM
I agree with Quake II
by JesseDart
May 1st, 2008
02:34:23 PM
"Black Cat" = "Black Panther"
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
03:04:33 PM
The YouTube Nick Fury is gone already!!
by BenBraddock
May 1st, 2008
03:20:31 PM
gotham_night
by messi
May 1st, 2008
03:30:51 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD please fucking kill yourself
by messi
May 1st, 2008
03:33:17 PM
Nice review Capone
by lantern48
May 1st, 2008
03:35:50 PM
Hmm, so knock IRONMAN over=beat him?
by Drath
May 1st, 2008
04:24:20 PM
I'd read that FF, Gotham
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
05:01:34 PM
Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom
by hallmitchell
May 1st, 2008
05:39:03 PM
oh and another thing
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:26:04 PM
Glowing blowjobs from AICN...muted everywhere else.
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
06:31:23 PM
Batman Begins...droll
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
06:34:07 PM
Quantize
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:37:50 PM
Quantize again
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:40:16 PM
..and sithdan...
by foree forehead
May 1st, 2008
07:09:34 PM
Muted everywhere else???????????????
by Fish Tank
May 1st, 2008
09:59:52 PM
I just saw Ironman tonight and it was awesome!
by abovo
May 1st, 2008
10:34:11 PM
Fish Tank
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
11:17:05 PM
Poile Alert! Poile Alert!
by ironburl
May 1st, 2008
11:50:47 PM
quantize
by messi
May 2nd, 2008
03:10:14 AM
Captain America's Shield
by Whydidntyousee
May 2nd, 2008
03:30:59 AM
RighteousBrother
by Lost Jarv
May 2nd, 2008
04:38:58 AM
No love for Yinsen the doctor?
by turk128
May 2nd, 2008
06:45:47 AM
THE AVENNNNNNNNNGERS
by JBouganim1
May 2nd, 2008
08:29:32 AM
I just kept saying the AVENNNNGERRS from the video game
by JBouganim1
May 2nd, 2008
08:33:02 AM
saw it last night
by SpawnofAchilles
May 2nd, 2008
10:20:20 AM
superman 2 was all we had
by Glurp
May 2nd, 2008
12:56:05 PM
Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom
by Glurp
May 2nd, 2008
01:02:01 PM
Captain America
by NinjaChampion
May 2nd, 2008
04:46:30 PM
FINALLY, an honest Iron Man review
by vestaxwax
May 2nd, 2008
08:00:04 PM
vestaxwax stop spamming the talkback...
by poeticwarriorII
May 3rd, 2008
02:10:06 AM
Is it....
by JayWells87
May 3rd, 2008
12:55:55 PM
So...Saw this one...
by micturatingbenjamin
May 4th, 2008
07:54:28 PM

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