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Published on Thursday, May 1, 2008 - 8:37am |
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Capone Lubes Up IRON MAN!!
Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.
On the day I saw Iron Man for what I'm sure will be the first of several times, there was a serious chance that it was going to snow here in Chicago. So while many other critics have been talking about how summer has arrived a little bit earlier than normal as far as movies are concerned, I choose to look at the release of Iron Man as marking the early arrival of Christmas.
I wonder if it's any coincidence that the two best superhero franchises feature billionaires without any actual super powers--Batman and now Iron Man. The difference between the two titles is easily recognizable: whereas Batman's training, spiritual preparation, and costume design are largely done off-camera or in a slick montage, the element of director Jon Favreau's latest work that I found most enjoyable is that Iron Man's origin feels more like an actual birth--it's painful, messy, there's even a placenta-like goo deep down in the chest cavity that holds the device keeping him alive. But I'm jumping ahead…
By now you probably know all you need to about the film's set up in Afghanistan and about a certain playboy/weapons manufacturer named Tony Stark (played to cocky perfection by Robert Downey Jr.). If you don't know much about the set up, it's probably because you don't want to, and that's actually admirable. I saw two of the summer's most anticipated films on the day I saw Iron Man, and my biggest complaint about the day in general was how much of the cool footage from both films I'd already seen online or in commercials. Granted, part of that is my own fault for seeking this stuff out, but the studios should consider that holding back the best stuff isn't a crime.
But I digress. It's one thing to see the birth if Iron Man out of a cave in Afghanistan taking out terrorists (most of whom are armed to the teeth with weapons from Stark Industries) on a computer screen or in television commercial; it's quite another thing to see it accompanied by the roar of hundreds of die-hard fans. The first thing you notice about the film's use of special effects is that you hardly notice them at all. In many other films, it's so easy to spot the CGI that it's distracting. But in Iron Man, I literally could not tell what was practical and what was digital 95 percent of the time; this made it a lot easier to simply give myself over the story and terrific acting without feeling distracted.
And how about that acting?
The other thing that the latest Batman films and Iron Man have in common is that they actually bother to cast talented actors even in the supporting roles, and not simply resort to casting the prettiest young faces who probably don't cost as much to hire. It actually cracks me up to think that the average age of the major players in the Iron Man cast is probably over 40. But age not withstanding, I can't imagine a better cast, one that never stopped surprising me. Terrence Howard plays the wide-eyed military liaison to Stark Industries Jim Rhodes, who clearly gets a serious case of suit envy when he discovers his friend's secret; Gwyneth Platrow is sharp as Stark's faithful, fearless assistant Pepper Potts; and I was particularly excited about Clark Gregg's small but essential role as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, someone I'm guessing that we'll see a lot more of in coming sequels. If I had one major quibble about Iron Man it would be Jeff Bridges take on long-time Stark mentor and soon-to-be villain Iron Monger Obadiah Stane. His performance and look scream "Villain!" from the second we see him on screen. But Jeff Bridges in any movie is always a bit better than a movie without him, so I'll give his hammy persona a pass.
And then there's Downey, who begins the film getting kidnapped by Afghani terrorists and forced to create a version of Stark Industries' most recent weapon of mass destruction. Instead, Stark creates Version 1.0 of his Iron Man costume, a clunky body armor that looks like it was made out of the bulkhead of an old submarine. It's magnificent, ugly, and beautiful at the same time, and it's loaded with just enough firepower to get him out of his bind. But Stark returns to the states a changed man, one who is determined to make sure that his weapons don't fall into the hands of people who would use them against American troops. The stock value in Stark Industries begins to plummet after an impromptu press conference that Tony holds to announce the dismantling of his weapons division.
My favorite scenes in Iron Man are the extended sequences in which he builds and test drives his high-tech armor, complete with a chest-embedded power source/electromagnet to keep shrapnel from entering his heart and killing him instantly. Favreau spends a surprisingly long time on this section of the film, and as much as it may delay the action just a little bit longer than the Action Movie Rulebook might dictate, I was really impressed with just how entertaining it can be watching a genius at work--tinkering, welding, designing, and, of course, learning to fly. It's during this sequence that we first hear the voice in Stark's head.
Paul Bettany gives voice to the personality-laden computer that Stark communicates with inside that magnificent helmet. I loved seeing inside Iron Man's helmet both through his eyes and looking upon Downey's face as his eyes examine diagnostic images and analysis of the world around him. Everything about the "learning" phase of the plot is interesting, and as much as I thought it was cool to see Peter Parker discover the extent of his powers in Spider-Man, his instinct and Spider Sense was going to get him there anyway. What Stark must learn does not come naturally; sometimes it's an outright disaster, especially when it comes to flying. It's funny, sure, but it's also like watching the Wright Brothers first few attempts at building that first working aircraft.
Even the climactic battle sequence is sloppy, since neither hero nor villain has much experience in their respective costumes. The relatively short fight between Iron Man and Iron Monger is filled with loud, clanging punches; an exchange of ammunition; and a lot of scuff and scorch marks on their pretty armor. It's one of the ugliest action scenes in recent history, and I don't mean that in a bad way. These two opponents aren't necessarily built to look cool while kicking the shit out of each other. Sure Iron Man has some hot-rod-red paint on his armor so he looks a little cooler. But you still get the sense that if one of these guys fell on their backs, they'd have a tough time getting up again without a crane.
I wouldn't call what John Favreau is attempting to do with Iron Man "realism," but he certainly succeeds in making his Stark/Iron Man character one of the most well-rounded, fully formed superheroes the movies have ever seen. He's also given his characters weigh, both physically and emotionally. When Iron Man walks, the room vibrates; when Tony Stark speaks, people listen.
And I could not love more how the film ends, virtually guaranteeing a sequel not with a cliffhanger, but with a promise of better things to come--better villains, more character development (I'm guessing Stark's love of scotch will take us down a road to alcoholism as the comics did), a deeper connection to that mysterious government agency, and we'll see just where Terrence Howard's line at seeing a spare Iron Man costume "Next time, baby" takes us. The greatest thing Iron Man can give us is the desire to see where the character will go next, and on that level, this film is a monumental success.

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Reader Talkback
first by the_raftaman | May 1st, 2008 08:40:47 AM | universal love from AICN... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 08:41:14 AM | Too Much Information! by PenguinSlide | May 1st, 2008 08:44:40 AM | It was great by Rocklover79 | May 1st, 2008 08:45:11 AM | This WILL kick the dark
knights ass. by Underoos Hero | May 1st, 2008 08:52:31 AM | Sick of "ARAB" villians.
Cliche. by EvilWizardGlick | May 1st, 2008 08:54:21 AM | By the way was that an Anal
lube? by EvilWizardGlick | May 1st, 2008 08:55:23 AM | RighteousBrother by v for vienetta | May 1st, 2008 08:58:29 AM | So, the most important
question... by PoppaRotzi | May 1st, 2008 08:59:17 AM | DUDE WHAT THE FUCK .. WHY
SPOIL SO MUCH ? by JeanLuc Dickhard | May 1st, 2008 08:59:55 AM | Best Marvel Movie So Far by The Funketeer | May 1st, 2008 08:59:56 AM | Hey Capone. by Underoos Hero | May 1st, 2008 09:08:23 AM | I agree with Empire by JackBauer24 | May 1st, 2008 09:15:07 AM | Underoos Hero, please just
shut the fuck up. by TheLastCleric | May 1st, 2008 09:19:49 AM | I agree with JackBauer24 by SpencerTrilby | May 1st, 2008 09:23:44 AM | The midwest sucks for snow by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 09:24:06 AM | But Islamic terrorists are the
villains by Sithdan | May 1st, 2008 09:24:14 AM | TheLastCleric by Underoos Hero | May 1st, 2008 09:25:17 AM | Islamic terrorists seem cliche by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 09:29:52 AM | Dayum right Sithdan! by JackBauer24 | May 1st, 2008 09:33:28 AM | 94% on Rotten Tomatoes by SpawnofAchilles | May 1st, 2008 09:35:42 AM | SpencerTrilby by JackBauer24 | May 1st, 2008 09:36:32 AM | Morairty is Stunned by
Suburban Commando's Impact! by Nico Toscani | May 1st, 2008 09:39:45 AM | JackBauer24 by v for vienetta | May 1st, 2008 09:41:52 AM | Everyone here says it's good,
but by Mr Gorilla | May 1st, 2008 09:44:33 AM | Good review Capone. by Yeti | May 1st, 2008 09:46:59 AM | v by JackBauer24 | May 1st, 2008 09:48:37 AM | IM-2: RISE OF THE MANDARIN by William Landis | May 1st, 2008 09:51:48 AM | Jack Bauer! by DerLanghaarige | May 1st, 2008 09:52:00 AM | Besides by Sithdan | May 1st, 2008 09:52:18 AM | Like chinese bad guys wouldn't
be just as clichéd. by raw_bean | May 1st, 2008 10:01:29 AM | Scene after the end credits by DarthBakpao | May 1st, 2008 10:02:02 AM | Who Doesn't Like Clark
Gregg... by Frat Boy | May 1st, 2008 10:02:18 AM | I guess "Rambo" used original
villains by Sithdan | May 1st, 2008 10:03:44 AM | Vietnamese midgets by JackBauer24 | May 1st, 2008 10:05:56 AM | link to Nick Fury scene by DarthBakpao | May 1st, 2008 10:09:40 AM | DarthBakpao by DeCypher44 | May 1st, 2008 10:15:41 AM | Not to be nitpicky (RE:
Islamic Terrorists), but . . .
by ChicagoRonin | May 1st, 2008 10:21:54 AM | Danny boy, why so angry? by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 10:36:04 AM | Final scene after the credits by slone13 | May 1st, 2008 10:52:05 AM | Al Leong as Mandarin by BozeMaster69 | May 1st, 2008 10:56:54 AM | A VILLAIN'S ETHNICITY AND
RELIGION DOESN'T MATTER by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION | May 1st, 2008 10:59:51 AM | Glovers_Dickblood by slone13 | May 1st, 2008 11:02:50 AM | Danny boy.... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 11:03:56 AM | Opened here today.. by Jugs | May 1st, 2008 11:06:21 AM | DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by crazyhorse2099 | May 1st, 2008 11:28:29 AM | samuel l after the credits! by ironic_name | May 1st, 2008 11:40:00 AM | al kabong leong as ironman by ironic_name | May 1st, 2008 11:43:54 AM | Superman II? by Glurp | May 1st, 2008 11:44:17 AM | Is anybody surprised... by MorbidObesity | May 1st, 2008 11:48:49 AM | Sorry...was off doing work by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 11:48:52 AM | Dannyboy... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 11:49:25 AM | "fundamentalist radicals" by oisin5199 | May 1st, 2008 11:53:02 AM | if they do the mandarin.. by joevfx | May 1st, 2008 11:54:09 AM | So if Nick Fury being in the
credits by Series7 | May 1st, 2008 11:55:24 AM | Ok so by Series7 | May 1st, 2008 12:00:03 PM | oisin by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 12:10:36 PM | danny boy... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 12:10:59 PM | Series7 - You Blew Any
Credibility You MIGHT Have Had by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 12:12:06 PM | Dickblood by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 12:13:21 PM | no Abom by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 12:14:32 PM | glub- superman 2 was all we
had by General Crom | May 1st, 2008 12:15:45 PM | I'm not a huge comic geek by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 12:16:34 PM | Series 7 by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 12:17:52 PM | I think Thor SHOULD be black,
ABom by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 12:19:15 PM | Oh? I wasn't aware of the
conversion by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 12:19:23 PM | The tools crying about
spoilers... by bigbaldpapa | May 1st, 2008 12:21:29 PM | finky by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 12:23:05 PM | Abom by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 12:23:37 PM | captboulder - Which universe
this is. by ZeroCorpse | May 1st, 2008 12:36:29 PM | Abominable Snowcone -- Color
in Spider-Man. by ZeroCorpse | May 1st, 2008 12:40:14 PM | ZeroCorpse - "...and is
probably a Skrull, anyway" by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 12:47:02 PM | I think Rocket Racer was the
last black guy in Spiderman by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 12:50:17 PM | "I admit...it is fun" by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 01:11:46 PM | finky089, you mean Black
Panther by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 01:14:31 PM | Abom by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 01:25:28 PM | bigbaldpapa by Underoos Hero | May 1st, 2008 01:27:56 PM | pillow by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 01:31:08 PM | Heh heh by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 01:39:31 PM | All this Batman Begins love... by Quake II | May 1st, 2008 01:43:32 PM | What future bad guys does Iron
Man set up? by fiester | May 1st, 2008 01:56:32 PM | DannyBoy by Abominable Snowcone | May 1st, 2008 01:59:30 PM | Danny...Danny... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 02:01:52 PM | Danny, Evil Dead, and FF... by just pillow talk | May 1st, 2008 02:19:18 PM | So if we get an Avengers
movie.... by drewlicious | May 1st, 2008 02:34:23 PM | I agree with Quake II by JesseDart | May 1st, 2008 02:34:23 PM | "Black Cat" = "Black Panther" by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 03:04:33 PM | The YouTube Nick Fury is gone
already!! by BenBraddock | May 1st, 2008 03:20:31 PM | gotham_night by messi | May 1st, 2008 03:30:51 PM | DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD please
fucking kill yourself by messi | May 1st, 2008 03:33:17 PM | Nice review Capone by lantern48 | May 1st, 2008 03:35:50 PM | Hmm, so knock IRONMAN
over=beat him? by Drath | May 1st, 2008 04:24:20 PM | I'd read that FF, Gotham by finky089 | May 1st, 2008 05:01:34 PM | Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom by hallmitchell | May 1st, 2008 05:39:03 PM | oh and another thing by indyit | May 1st, 2008 06:26:04 PM | Glowing blowjobs from
AICN...muted everywhere else. by quantize | May 1st, 2008 06:31:23 PM | Batman Begins...droll by quantize | May 1st, 2008 06:34:07 PM | Quantize by indyit | May 1st, 2008 06:37:50 PM | Quantize again by indyit | May 1st, 2008 06:40:16 PM | ..and sithdan... by foree forehead | May 1st, 2008 07:09:34 PM | Muted everywhere
else??????????????? by Fish Tank | May 1st, 2008 09:59:52 PM | I just saw Ironman tonight and
it was awesome! by abovo | May 1st, 2008 10:34:11 PM | Fish Tank by quantize | May 1st, 2008 11:17:05 PM | Poile Alert! Poile Alert! by ironburl | May 1st, 2008 11:50:47 PM | quantize by messi | May 2nd, 2008 03:10:14 AM | Captain America's Shield by Whydidntyousee | May 2nd, 2008 03:30:59 AM | RighteousBrother by Lost Jarv | May 2nd, 2008 04:38:58 AM | No love for Yinsen the doctor? by turk128 | May 2nd, 2008 06:45:47 AM | THE AVENNNNNNNNNGERS by JBouganim1 | May 2nd, 2008 08:29:32 AM | I just kept saying the
AVENNNNGERRS from the video
game by JBouganim1 | May 2nd, 2008 08:33:02 AM | saw it last night by SpawnofAchilles | May 2nd, 2008 10:20:20 AM | superman 2 was all we had by Glurp | May 2nd, 2008 12:56:05 PM | Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom by Glurp | May 2nd, 2008 01:02:01 PM | Captain America by NinjaChampion | May 2nd, 2008 04:46:30 PM | FINALLY, an honest Iron Man
review by vestaxwax | May 2nd, 2008 08:00:04 PM | vestaxwax stop spamming the
talkback... by poeticwarriorII | May 3rd, 2008 02:10:06 AM | Is it.... by JayWells87 | May 3rd, 2008 12:55:55 PM | So...Saw this one... by micturatingbenjamin | May 4th, 2008 07:54:28 PM |
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