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Published on Wednesday, May 7, 2008 - 4:23am |
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Moriarty Floors It For SPEED RACER!
Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.
There’s something sort of crazy about trying to make a live-action cartoon in the first place, and over the years, we’ve seen some great filmmakers hit that wall so hard they left marks on it. Robert Altman. Warren Beatty. And to varying degrees, I admire what those guys tried to do with POPEYE and DICK TRACY because they seemed dedicated to the idea of bringing a surreal world to life. I thought the way Beatty and Vittorio Storaro played with color in TRACY was sort of ravishing as well, but that was a film that was easier to respect than it was to like. Part of the problem is that cartoons are often simplistic in terms of dialogue and characterization, and when you suddenly have flesh-and-blood actors trying to pull off the same sort of material, it feels threadbare. Incomplete. Wrong.
Comic book movies are a different subgenre, related but not the same, and some of the same problems crop up as filmmakers try to take this static art form and translates its particular vocabulary to film. It’s one of the reasons I love BLADE and BLADE 2... Wesley Snipes (as well as Norrington and Del Toro) understand that a big part of the iconography of superheroes is the poses they strike, the way those fights look as much as the actual impact of them. The superhero films I enjoy the most are the ones that manage to capture and reproduce the sort of giddy pop joy that the best comic books can generate, that understand the particular pleasures of comics and embrace them rather than trying to reinvent them wholesale.
When the early announcements of SPEED RACER were made, I was ambivalent towards the enterprise. I’m not a big fan of the nerdstalgia that has taken over our film industry, and even though I had fond memories of watching the original cartoon when I was a kid, I also remember how completely wacko the show was, and how part of its charm was the idea that it only barely survived the translation process intact. I like the Wachowskis, and I find myself slightly out-of-step with fandom on the MATRIX series as a whole. I enjoyed the first film, but didn’t revere it as the second-coming of cinema as many seemed to, and I like things about both of the sequels and think they’re closer to the original than many fans are willing to admit.
The first trailer for SPEED RACER was so bizarre and extreme that I’m not surprised there was a massive knee-jerk reaction against it. What surprises me is how adamantly fandom has refused to budge since that point. Then again, this has always been intended as a family film. At first, we even heard the Wachowskis were aiming for a G rating. I thought that was all hype until I saw it, and now I’m prepared to admit, they made exactly what they said they were going to. SPEED RACER is a great piece of pop art, but more than that, it’s a genuine, heartfelt, sincere family film that celebrates exactly what it is that defines a family. And if you’re remotely cynical walking in, you will most likely reject it completely.
That would be a shame.
Let’s talk about the heart of the film first, because I’ve read a few reactions now where people dismiss this as a hollow experience. Bullshit. It’s feather-light, but it’s not hollow. The thing that drives the film’s narrative is the natural dynamic that exists when you are a parent watching your children come of age and start to figure out who they are and what they have to contribute to the world. When you’re a parent, one of the things that you feel most strongly when you think of your children is potential. I look at my sons right now, at the way Toshi is starting to come into focus as a personality, and I can’t help but imagine what he might do with his life. He’s growing up around the film industry, interacting with it in a way I could only have imagined when I was young, and I wonder if he’ll get bit by the bug the way I did, or if he’ll decide that he wants nothing to do with it as a reaction to this sort of total-immersion childhood. Either way, the thing I know I want for him is satisfaction with his life. I don’t care what it is he eventually does as long as it brings him some sense of joy and security. Here, the strongest emotional material in the film comes from Pops (John Goodman) and Mom (Susan Sarandon) as they watch Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) find his place in the world of racing. What impressed me was the way the film treats the races as an extension of what’s happening with the characters, not as a simple excuse for lots of sound and fury. These races are not interruptions in the narrative... they ARE the narrative. Speed Racer’s only half-alive until he climbs into that car, and once he’s out on the track, that’s when we see who he really is.
A perfect example is the first race in the film. Here... check out these three minutes from near the start of the film before we continue:
So the film starts with the young Speed Racer (Nicholas Elia in a charming and brief role) and a quick bit of backstory explaining what happened to his brother Rex (Scott Porter, always great on FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS). It devastated the Racer family, and it set Rex up as this unattainable ideal that Speed is always competing with. That’s fine as exposition, but the Wachowskis push it further in the first race sequence, as Speed finds himself on the track where Rex set a course record. Have you see those images in the trailer where there’s a strange ghostly red car on the track that the Mach 5 slides into? Well, that’s because Speed ends up leaving everyone else behind. As far as he’s concerned, there’s no one on the track with him except for Rex, and the Wachowskis externalize what he’s feeling as he tries to break his brother’s record. Right away, that one prolonged sequence sets up just how far the Wachowskis are willing to push the cartoon vocabulary of their film, and it also sets up just how close-to-the-surface they’re willing to play the emotional material. The film is, above everything else, sincere. It doesn’t try to maintain any sort of ironic distance from the material, and it doesn’t try to reinvent things radically. It’s a very faithful take on the world of the TV series, and there’s an optimism and a joy here that feels very true to the era in which the show was originally made.
Emile Hirsch is rapidly becoming one of the most interesting actors of his general age group, and his work here is tricky stuff. It’s not easy to play a character as innocent and without guile as this without coming across as... well... simple. Hirsch does it, though, and you can see that little boy sitting in class dreaming of race cars in the way he carries himself in every scene. He’s caught somewhere between wide-eyed kid and driven adult, and that combination is what defines Speed Racer. He’s allowed to be that innocent because of the support system he has in Mom and Pops, as well as Trixie (Christina Ricci), his longtime girlfriend, and Sparky (Kick Gurry), mechanic and right-hand-man to Pops. The family unit is rounded out by Spritle (Paulie Litt) and Chim-Chim, who are primarily used as comic relief here just like they were on the show, and I was relieved to see that they’re actually funny. They are not, as I feared, this movie’s Jar-Jar.
In fact, there was something they did with the characters that sort of surprised me because, again, I didn’t see it coming. That opening shows how completely Speed idolized Rex, and over the course of the film, we see that same relationship play itself out again, but with Spritle looking up to Speed. Watching Speed realize that what he’s going through is an inevitable cycle, part of maturing and defining yourself outside of your family, it makes these outsized characters human. Spritle’s definitely played for laughs, but the laughs are because of his over-exuberance and his love of his family, not because of dumb fart jokes or easy slapstick. Over and over and over, it comes back to character.
The rest of the sizeable supporting cast is uniformly good, everyone seemingly in on the joke. Tone is a tricky thing in a film like this, and the Wachowskis did a great job of making sure everyone was on the same page. Roger Allam’s got the lion’s share of the exposition as bad guy Royalton, and he handles it with oily aplomb. The most valuable player in the whole movie, though, turns out to be Matthew Fox, absolutely essential here as Racer X, who may or may not have some shadowy connection to the Racer family. The Wachowskis knowingly tweak audience expecations regarding his character, but it’s Fox’s performance that sells it. He is sensational here, and it appears to be the most fun he’s ever had in a movie. He’s looser than I’ve ever seen him in anything, and that crazy stylized voice he uses really seems to set him free. Still, the best bit of performance in the film comes when he and Speed finally come face to face on an abandoned racetrack late one night. For a film that’s as hooked on adrenaline as this one is, it’s nice to see that the Wachowskis still know the value of a quiet moment of conversation between two people.
Now... that’s not to say this is anything less than a spectacle. You know how sometimes you see a trailer for a film like THE FIFTH ELEMENT, and they show you all this eye candy and it looks like the whole film is full of that? And then you see the film and it’s actually about 10% crazy eye candy and the rest looks like a regular movie? Well, that ain’t SPEED RACER. Every single image in this film is outrageous, hyperreal, and color-saturated, and at first, it’s sort of a shock to the system. But by about 15 minutes in, your eyes get used to it, and suddenly the entire palate becomes sort of beautiful. This isn’t a case of someone trying to ape the look of a cartoon, either. The Wachowskis understand that cartoons speak a different language than live-action films, and thanks to the way they play with technology in this film, they’ve finally shattered the laws of physics convincingly enough that this film speaks that cartoon language fluently. This isn’t “trying” to be a cartoon; it is. And anyone who criticizes it because it’s not “real” enough misses the point completely. Physics work differently here than they do in our world. The history of this world looks like it has some things in common with ours, but it also diverges in important ways. Somewhere along the way, internal combustion gave way to some technology that’s better, and as a result, transportation is not the issue in the SPEED RACER world that it is in ours. Cars like the Mach 5 are a luxury, and racing is obviously an international obsession that cuts across all cultural lines. And the races? I’m baffled by anyone who calls them confusing. I’ve seen the film twice now, and I’m going back for an IMAX screening tomorrow, and I think these are some of the cleanest action sequences in terms of geography and choreography I’ve seen in a while.
I’m really picky about action scenes. One of the reasons I hate a lot of the modern blockbuster action filmmakers is because they think quick cutting and shaky cam is an acceptable substitute for actually communicating what is happening in an action sequence. If there’s anything I hope for when I see INDY 4 in a few weeks, it’s that Spielberg’s trademark sense of how to stage an action scene is intact and on display. He makes it clear what’s happening so that every single beat of the sequence adds something or means something or ups the stakes in some way. SPEED RACER manages to create a whole new type of car race here, and once you buy into the notion of “car-fu,” as it were, you’ll have a blast. These cars don’t just bump and nudge each other on the track... they are equipped with hydraulics that allow them to spring over one another, do barrel rolls sideways, flip upside down in tight spots, and much, much more. Basically, these cars replace Neo and Trinity and Agent Smith, but the Wachowskis are still staging these martial-arts balletic sequences, and that’s something I can’t recall ever seeing in any film before.
Special note must be made of the work by composer Michael Giacchino, who once again proves himself to be one of the most savvy guys working in feature films today. The way he weaves hints of the original SPEED RACER theme into his exhilarating score is nothing short of magic, and he gives this film its heartbeat. The visual style may be outrageous, but that wouldn’t matter unless it was accompanied by the right sonic support. Giacchino knows how to lay it on thick without overwhelming, and he also knows when to use a feather touch. I honestly think there are very few guys right now with a better sense of melody and orchestration than him, and any director lucky enough to have him score a film has got to feel like an artistic lottery winner.
In the end, I am more than a little blown away by the sheer ambition on display here. You may see films you enjoy more this summer, and you may decide that this film’s style and storytelling isn’t for you, but you can’t say that this is anything less than heartfelt and experimental and singular in the way it goes about its business. I commend Warner Bros. and Joel Silver for backing such an extreme vision, and I salute the Wachowskis for pulling it off. SPEED RACER isn’t a children’s film... it’s a family film, ideal for anyone who has an open mind. My son loved it as much as my mother-in-law did, and that’s a pretty rare thing. It’s suitable for anyone as far as content goes... there are a few flurries of violence, but it’s all pretty mild-mannered, and the “bad language” is cute more than anything... but it doesn’t feel like it’s pandering. Even when you’ve got scenes like Spritle and Chim-Chim sharing a trenchcoat a la LITTLE RASCALS while they walk around a factory, the film never feels like it’s talking down to you. I’m sure plenty of critics will fall all over themselves to prove how cool they are by attacking the CGI or by lambasting the film for being so cartoony, but more than anything, I pity them. It must be rough knowing that your inner child is dead and buried.
Personally, I find it liberating to see a film that not only encourages you to indulge that inner child but that practically dares you to restrain yourself, and I hope SPEED RACER keeps making laps around the track all summer long.
I’ll have interviews with both Joel Silver and Emile Hirsch for you a little later in the week. Until then, there’s plenty more to catch up on, and at least one more viewing of this one to enjoy.

Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles
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Reader Talkback
Speed Racer: This year's Ang
Lee's Hulk? by Chishu_Ryu | May 7th, 2008 04:31:42 AM | always wanted to try that
first thing by Chishu_Ryu | May 7th, 2008 04:32:55 AM | Go, Speed Racer! Gooo!! by Chishu_Ryu | May 7th, 2008 04:33:59 AM | OH MY GOD! by Nebs | May 7th, 2008 04:48:13 AM | re: Spielberg action sequences by kwisatzhaderach | May 7th, 2008 04:51:24 AM | I got nauseous watching that
clip by James Westfall | May 7th, 2008 04:52:53 AM | hmmm by kwisatzhaderach | May 7th, 2008 04:53:16 AM | James Westfall by Chishu_Ryu | May 7th, 2008 05:04:51 AM | My 7 year old, and all his
friends can't wait by zekmoe | May 7th, 2008 05:19:27 AM | WOW, this looks like crap. by The Guy Who Slept Through
Everything. | May 7th, 2008 05:21:56 AM | Even if the movie sucks... by RobertBaron | May 7th, 2008 05:24:16 AM | Great Clip! But I Was Already
Sold On This by LaserPants | May 7th, 2008 05:46:28 AM | kwisatzhaderach, by raw_bean | May 7th, 2008 06:15:02 AM | Can't wait by Sparhawk38 | May 7th, 2008 07:56:21 AM | re: product placement in Speed
Racer by Lance Rocke | May 7th, 2008 08:03:09 AM | "Looks like a video game."
Cliche is everywhere right now by godzillasushi | May 7th, 2008 08:29:55 AM | Speed is extreme, of course he
drinks Mountain Dew by godzillasushi | May 7th, 2008 08:32:45 AM | I love how some critics who
have never touched a video
game by Galactic | May 7th, 2008 08:33:38 AM | Because it DOES look like a
video game you douchbag by quantize | May 7th, 2008 08:36:03 AM | Nerds have no imagination by greentealite | May 7th, 2008 08:36:21 AM | Ok then, what video game does
this look like? by Galactic | May 7th, 2008 08:44:01 AM | It does kind of look like by greentealite | May 7th, 2008 08:46:43 AM | RE: quantize by godzillasushi | May 7th, 2008 08:50:37 AM | Some people are being so
snobbish... by max314 | May 7th, 2008 09:05:26 AM | Way to suck off the
Wachowskis! by Steve Rogers | May 7th, 2008 09:08:42 AM | I've been getting the feeling
reading reviews... by greenstyle92 | May 7th, 2008 09:13:21 AM | couldn't agree more with you,
Moriarty, about the Matrix by emu47 | May 7th, 2008 09:16:59 AM | I would actually be surprised
if Harry by greenstyle92 | May 7th, 2008 09:18:50 AM | Amateurish by gerrit4 | May 7th, 2008 09:24:31 AM | Anime mouths & K by Sith Witch | May 7th, 2008 09:25:13 AM | If you hate this movie. You're
a Nazi. by knowthyself | May 7th, 2008 09:38:27 AM | That village voice review
reminds me of the matrix dvd
critics by knowthyself | May 7th, 2008 09:41:05 AM | I Finally Discovered The
Problem With Speed Racer by topaz4206 | May 7th, 2008 09:51:14 AM | Too family friendly for my
tastes. by Stalkeye | May 7th, 2008 10:00:47 AM | Haters and masturbators... by Ninja Nerd | May 7th, 2008 10:16:24 AM | 40% on Rotten Tomatoes by Rupee88 | May 7th, 2008 10:30:26 AM | topaz4206 by Rupee88 | May 7th, 2008 10:32:08 AM | God, I'm hoping that 40%
improves by greenstyle92 | May 7th, 2008 10:42:01 AM | So...60% of ELEVEN Nobody
Reviewers Don't Dig It... by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 10:45:55 AM | Stephen Colbert's review of
this movie. by Juggernaut125 | May 7th, 2008 10:48:21 AM | OH...and the Only Review We
Really Need is... by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 10:57:13 AM | Re: Deandome by Knuckleface | May 7th, 2008 10:57:16 AM | LOOKS LIKE A POD RACE MOVIE by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2008 10:59:07 AM | Knuckles... by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 11:05:08 AM | Your son will become one of
the suits who've ruined
movies. by Nate Champion | May 7th, 2008 11:15:43 AM | Speed Racer > Pod Racing by Chishu_Ryu | May 7th, 2008 11:24:16 AM | Sorry, but it looks exactly
like F-Zero GX to me. by Iowa Snot Client | May 7th, 2008 11:38:58 AM | I'm laughing my ass off at.... by odo19 | May 7th, 2008 12:11:36 PM | Re: Deandome by Knuckleface | May 7th, 2008 12:18:04 PM | Rex "Gobble-Gobble" Reed's
Review... by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 12:25:45 PM | Fracture by frongbak | May 7th, 2008 12:28:37 PM | "i got nauseous watching that
clip." by frankenfickle | May 7th, 2008 12:28:51 PM | TDK by frongbak | May 7th, 2008 12:36:03 PM | Knuckles...C'mon... by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 12:40:13 PM | Gays by frongbak | May 7th, 2008 12:41:42 PM | "their" by frongbak | May 7th, 2008 12:48:07 PM | by frongbak | May 7th, 2008 12:55:50 PM | Gays by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 12:56:38 PM | EXCELLENT REVIEW MORI!!! by Johnno | May 7th, 2008 12:57:47 PM | This looks dumb... by Grrrr.... | May 7th, 2008 12:57:52 PM | Geeks Only Love Speed Racer? by cabsau | May 7th, 2008 01:25:18 PM | chim chim was the best thing
about speed racer by reckni | May 7th, 2008 01:29:01 PM | Curse? by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 01:33:29 PM | BraneRobot by Abominable Snowcone | May 7th, 2008 01:47:16 PM | Trashing the 5th ELEMENT is
like trashing LOVE. by Stereotypical Evil Archer | May 7th, 2008 01:54:41 PM | Oh and the Whole Gay
Conversation Is Stupid by cabsau | May 7th, 2008 02:00:33 PM | Uh... by TheRealMoriarty | May 7th, 2008 02:00:47 PM | It's Lana Wachowski not Larry
right? by drewlicious | May 7th, 2008 02:19:02 PM | I didn't like it. by Gilkuliehe | May 7th, 2008 02:41:27 PM | Ugh by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 02:41:42 PM | Layers by veritasses | May 7th, 2008 02:46:43 PM | BraneRobot....reading IS
fundamental by Ninja Nerd | May 7th, 2008 02:48:03 PM | Ironman's cheeseburger by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 03:01:38 PM | Is it like Sky High? by WerePlatypus | May 7th, 2008 03:02:37 PM | BraneRobot...you
suuuuuuuuuuuck. by Brians Life | May 7th, 2008 03:05:28 PM | Further cheeseburger thoughts by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 03:06:05 PM | Ironman's Cheeseburger by cabsau | May 7th, 2008 03:09:28 PM | Mori's right... this movie is
more fun than most of you know
how by Adrian Tripod | May 7th, 2008 03:12:04 PM | The trailers for this movie
give me a headache by Puddleglum | May 7th, 2008 03:14:18 PM | If I had a kid with a Pixie
Stick addiction by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 03:16:22 PM | that buble-gel like in the
clip is so gay by ludmir88 | May 7th, 2008 03:27:24 PM | sorry: bubble by ludmir88 | May 7th, 2008 03:28:22 PM | DannyGlover's_Dickblood by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2008 03:50:07 PM | This was better then Iron Man by Evil Hobbit | May 7th, 2008 04:05:59 PM | No, you're not the only one... by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 04:25:33 PM | Danny by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2008 04:36:55 PM | "himself" not "themselves" by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2008 04:39:30 PM | Why don't you relax Mori! by Orionsangels | May 7th, 2008 04:47:48 PM | Orions... by TheRealMoriarty | May 7th, 2008 05:23:36 PM | Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI | May 7th, 2008 05:42:50 PM | I'm not going to get involved
in the kafuffle by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 05:43:34 PM | Miller?! by Gilkuliehe | May 7th, 2008 05:53:38 PM | I don't understand a one word
you just said Mori by Orionsangels | May 7th, 2008 06:03:03 PM | i used to hate the ever loving
shit out of this movie but by Kloipy | May 7th, 2008 06:07:39 PM | It didn't win you over Kloipy by Orionsangels | May 7th, 2008 06:18:14 PM | just popping in to point out
the MAtrix sequals sucked by BMacSmith | May 7th, 2008 06:27:22 PM | Iron Man's Cheeseburger by theyetiiswaiting | May 7th, 2008 06:32:17 PM | Or four. by Gilkuliehe | May 7th, 2008 06:38:24 PM | Anyway, theyetiiswaiting is
right. by Gilkuliehe | May 7th, 2008 06:43:36 PM | Re: Iron Man's cheeseburger by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 06:50:37 PM | I just watched Speed Racer... by Captain Katanga | May 7th, 2008 06:59:18 PM | Wipeout by Ckuouka | May 7th, 2008 07:16:48 PM | DVD?? by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 07:50:49 PM | dvd by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 07:54:41 PM | BraneRobot by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2008 08:03:09 PM | WOW Read This! by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 08:04:39 PM | saw it yesterday by slappy jones | May 7th, 2008 08:31:46 PM | TOO ZOOM ZOOM!!! by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2008 09:16:16 PM | MORI: "FREAKS"??
"FREAKS"??!!! by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2008 09:30:08 PM | THE GOLDEN COMPASS HAD SOME
GREAT CGI VISUALS by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2008 09:35:04 PM | Deandome by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 09:53:28 PM | if its that good, give the
Wachowskis a superhero by pipergates | May 7th, 2008 09:56:59 PM | Well said Timberlake, I mean
BringingSexyBack by Orionsangels | May 7th, 2008 09:59:24 PM | But CGI Doesn't Make a Flick
"Visual" by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 10:00:00 PM | Clip looks great, but why the
hell is Sparky British? by Zeke25:17 | May 7th, 2008 10:11:16 PM | and that should be IN his
movie, as opposed to IS by Zeke25:17 | May 7th, 2008 10:12:20 PM | Well, this movie is
encouraging... by poeticwarriorII | May 7th, 2008 10:48:26 PM | BraneRobot by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2008 10:56:35 PM | Deandome by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 10:57:55 PM | the 3 minute clip looks good by Mace Tofu | May 7th, 2008 11:02:01 PM | Gwai, i's You Who's Confused. by Deandome | May 7th, 2008 11:10:49 PM | Deandome by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 11:17:49 PM | "ideal for anyone who has an
open mind"? ugh by The Wolf at the Door | May 7th, 2008 11:22:30 PM | Here's a quote for the DVD
cover: by Gwai Lo | May 7th, 2008 11:23:07 PM | DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD..Toys by Quake II | May 7th, 2008 11:29:37 PM | Gotta COMPLETELY Disagree with
Mori on the Martrix by 900LBGorilla | May 7th, 2008 11:44:42 PM | Yes, amoktime.com... by poeticwarriorII | May 7th, 2008 11:55:17 PM | Mori, thank you for defending
this film by BrowncoatJedi | May 7th, 2008 11:55:49 PM | Yeesh... Aussie Sparky's voice
is ANNOYING!!! by TheGhostWhoLurks | May 8th, 2008 12:20:54 AM | FREE SPEED RACER MOVIE TICKETS
!? by Mace Tofu | May 8th, 2008 01:33:49 AM | DannyGlovers_Dickblood, about
the INDY toys... by Big Dumb Ape | May 8th, 2008 02:17:09 AM | AnimalBraneBalls by Lost Jarv | May 8th, 2008 03:15:20 AM | As for this, by Lost Jarv | May 8th, 2008 03:16:40 AM | I have never seen the point of
remaking an anime by bender7 | May 8th, 2008 04:10:05 AM | Everything I've Seen Looks
Great by LaserPants | May 8th, 2008 05:54:09 AM | BTW, CAKE Is The Worst Band
Ever by LaserPants | May 8th, 2008 05:55:53 AM | The Haters Sound Sad, Bitter,
and Very, Very Old by LaserPants | May 8th, 2008 06:25:15 AM | I'm from a broken home and I
reject family platitudes by Knuckleface | May 8th, 2008 06:35:43 AM | Is it just me or did that
review sound purposely
contrary. by rbatty024 | May 8th, 2008 06:46:53 AM | Hater? no. old? hell naw!
Skeptical? yes! by Stalkeye | May 8th, 2008 06:48:57 AM | The Wachowskis were born to
make Speed Racer by Chishu_Ryu | May 8th, 2008 06:53:36 AM | The Wachowskis should have
done Superman Returns by Stalkeye | May 8th, 2008 07:06:34 AM | Speed Racer is good and Indy 4
is expected to be a turd? by theabusetaker | May 8th, 2008 08:41:33 AM | Next: SUPERFRIENDS or JONNY
QUEST or THE JETSONS by JDanielP | May 8th, 2008 09:30:03 AM | Well let's see SR
detractors... by Johnno | May 8th, 2008 10:43:57 AM | Chimp - The Movie by Motoko Kusanagi | May 8th, 2008 10:48:40 AM | I'm calling you out, McWeeny! by Archive | May 8th, 2008 12:01:27 PM | The lovers sound elitist,
shitty, stupid,,... by poeticwarriorII | May 8th, 2008 12:59:10 PM | I agree with 900LBGorilla on
the Matrix Sequels by Wee Willie | May 8th, 2008 01:02:14 PM | Uh, Johnno by Stalkeye | May 8th, 2008 01:09:44 PM | Per H. Reporter: Speed Racer
Tracking Poorly by Knuckleface | May 8th, 2008 01:22:36 PM | I DRINK YOUR CHEESEBURGER,
STARK! by ArcadianDS | May 8th, 2008 02:33:43 PM | For A Poetic Warrior, You Sure
Lack Verbal Acumen by LaserPants | May 8th, 2008 04:24:36 PM | Good news by Cobbio | May 8th, 2008 05:14:53 PM | LaserPants, you and
Mr.NiceGayus... by poeticwarriorII | May 8th, 2008 05:56:03 PM | "You're by LaserPants | May 8th, 2008 06:35:52 PM | Plausibility just goes out the
window by BobPalpatine | May 8th, 2008 06:41:16 PM | "Same with Spider-Man 3, not
nearly as unwatchable as
Spider-Man by BobPalpatine | May 8th, 2008 06:45:01 PM | Uh Jarv Hate to correct you by 900LBGorilla | May 8th, 2008 10:05:29 PM | Dick Tracy's color by Paul Bucciarelli | May 8th, 2008 10:37:22 PM | here he comes here comes Speed
Racer.... by Groothewarrior | May 8th, 2008 11:41:27 PM | Not For 100 Dollars. No
Effin' Way. by 33.3rpm | May 9th, 2008 01:32:48 AM | Just got back from the
midnight show... by greenstyle92 | May 9th, 2008 02:59:30 AM | Just got back from IMAX
showing by Chuck_Cobra | May 9th, 2008 05:46:15 AM | Morons by Lost Jarv | May 9th, 2008 06:51:26 AM | This movie does NOT look like
a video game. by FluffyUnbound | May 9th, 2008 07:03:03 AM | Speaking of Nazis, "Speed
Racer" is fascist by Rickey Henderson | May 9th, 2008 09:01:32 AM | greentealite, about that VV
review by RenoNevada2000 | May 9th, 2008 09:18:57 AM | captboulder by mr.brownstone | May 9th, 2008 09:31:08 AM | I watched the first 8 minutes
in HD by mr.brownstone | May 9th, 2008 09:33:16 AM | Johnno by mr.brownstone | May 9th, 2008 09:37:18 AM | Honestly by staticneuron | May 9th, 2008 09:43:38 AM | Speed Racer Fascist? by greenstyle92 | May 9th, 2008 10:25:41 AM | Oh... by greenstyle92 | May 9th, 2008 10:29:53 AM | greenstyle92 by mr.brownstone | May 9th, 2008 10:49:27 AM | brownstone... by greenstyle92 | May 9th, 2008 10:56:19 AM | Hahahaha by DeadPanWalking | May 9th, 2008 12:20:42 PM | Wachowskis doing Superman
Returns? by The Wolf at the Door | May 9th, 2008 01:18:09 PM | Well soylent mean... by greenstyle92 | May 9th, 2008 02:44:18 PM | Just saw it by Kingdaddy | May 9th, 2008 04:18:20 PM | What a Damn good review by FuryofthefilmFan | May 9th, 2008 04:55:07 PM | Loved It! by Autodidact | May 9th, 2008 06:28:04 PM | Rotten Tomatoes = Just Fucking
Rotten by djWHEAT | May 9th, 2008 06:55:34 PM | Emru by Barry Convex | May 10th, 2008 07:31:11 AM | Moriarty has officially
critic-proofed the movie! by BobPalpatine | May 10th, 2008 04:32:43 PM | IT BOMBED! hee-hee Ironman
wins! by DarkCouncilus | May 10th, 2008 09:57:22 PM | Thank You by Gordak | May 11th, 2008 01:08:55 AM | Wachowski Bros., Meet George
Lucas by Termigoonie | May 11th, 2008 08:52:02 AM | Oh, and by the way by Termigoonie | May 11th, 2008 08:52:52 AM | Termigoonie by nerfherder111 | May 12th, 2008 12:44:15 PM | Nerfherder by Termigoonie | May 12th, 2008 06:08:02 PM | Termigoonie by JackinNYC | May 12th, 2008 10:21:23 PM | It was pretty damn good.... by wildphantom07 | May 13th, 2008 09:32:00 AM | Speed: Oh yeah! by zog71 | May 13th, 2008 09:41:35 AM | This Move Was GREAT!!!!! by Wcwlkr | May 13th, 2008 06:37:10 PM | fuckign awesome by comicgeekoidtoo | May 14th, 2008 08:55:19 AM | somewhat flawed, still great by R H S C | May 19th, 2008 09:53:46 AM | I know I'm SUPER late to this
but... by Stormshadow4life | Sep 26th, 2008 03:14:20 PM | You like the movie? by Orcus | Oct 2nd, 2008 08:18:40 AM |
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