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Massawyrm Sports Wood For HANCOCK!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

You know, to be perfectly honest Hancock has been my most anticipated film of the summer. It’s not that I wasn’t at all excited about Indy or Iron Man or Hulk or Speed Racer or that I’m not at all excited for Dark Knight or Hellboy – but those all had sure thing written all over them. I trusted the directors to deliver, and thus far they all have. Most importantly, they were all established properties. I knew what to expect. But Hancock, Hancock was a different story. It was the big giant question mark of the summer. I mean, you’ve got Will Smith who on his worst day is still mildly entertaining. And director Peter Berg, who on his worst day makes entertaining fictional films about Odessa Permian making it all the way to the state finals against Dallas Carter in 1988 when really it was actually, I don’t know, maybe the red and gray awesomeness of the Judson Rockets. Cough. Ahem. Rocket Pride.

In all seriousness, Peter Berg is one of those guys that I group in along with guys like Favreau. He’s got a solid body of work, he gets better with every film, and he’s just waiting for that big, huge mega success to launch him into the category of guys we talk about in terms of only their last name. Hell, he gave us Duane Johnson’s first great flick (The Rundown) and made the very best of the current crop of Iraq War films, (The Kingdom.) He’s due. And guess what? Now he’s got it.

Hancock is one hell of a fun, raucous, audacious super hero movie that takes a number of the conventions of the genre and turns them on their ear. It is Superman if Superman had finally gotten fed up of not knowing who he really was or where he came from and just said “Fuck it. I’m gonna have a drink.” And then didn’t stop. If you think you know where this movie is going, think again. You don’t. The first trailer only gave you snippets of the first ten minutes, cutting out all the edginess and showing us the family friendly drunken Will Smith. The second trailer? Only the first 30 minutes or so. In fact, there’s a major character in this movie, played by of all people Charlize Theron who they don’t even dare to show. This film has its secrets and thank god for that, because the secrets it has make for one hell of an entertaining Super Hero flick.

This isn’t what it appears to be. It’s not a spoof, it’s not a series of gags. It’s a super hero character study about a very messed up guy who proves to be all too human. There was no Uncle Ben and his “with great power” hullaballo, or a Professor X to take him in and teach him how to use his powers. There was his buddies Jim Beam and Jack Daniels and a park bench to sleep them off with. And this film never for a moment bothers to pull these punches. But at the same time Hancock is very, very funny. Incredibly funny.

Hancock was made with a lot of love. Not just love for the material, but love for the genre. It is a piece very much in love with the notion of superheroes and other superhero movies. And yet, while that love is prevalent, it never begs, borrows or steals from them. It is simply its own thing that very much deserves to be spoken of along side them. The superhero gags in this aren’t just funny, they are gutbustingly, doubled over in your chair holding your side hilarious. But they are character comedy – not spoof. It never really makes fun of the genre – it only strives to have fun with it. And that’s what really makes this work.

Will Smith is so unbelievably likable in this, delivering a memorable performance the likes of which will probably be held amongst his most popular. It perfectly meshes everything he does well into one single perfect character. It’s got plenty of off the cuff humor mixed with a healthy dose of pathos all gelling together just right to form something of a smart assed drunken 800lb gorilla that nobody can really say shit to without having their ass handed back to them. And he fucking nails it. It’s everything they’ve tried to do with Wolverine over the last few attempts and never gotten quite perfect. It’s like they never wanted Wolvie to be the asshole he is in the comics for fear that audiences wouldn’t like him. Well, Hancock is that kind of asshole, and you don’t like him. You fucking love him.

And as an added bonus, it’s a movie with no canon to fuck up. So when this movie begins going in directions you never imagined, it doesn’t send your geek cerebral cortex atwitter and into overdrive trying to put together the pieces. It just grabs you by the scruff of your neck and says hold the fuck on. It gets crazy, but by the time you walk out every bit of it works and makes sense within its universe. They’re crafting a mythology and when all is said and done, it is a pretty great and solid one.

Yeah, Hancock is pretty fucking great. But it does have a number of small flaws. Three in fact that each in their own way keep it from being perfect. The first is that while the music is pretty fantastic at times, there are a few weird cues that take you out of the movie for a moment. There’s a point where the Sanford and Son theme kicks in for almost no apparent reason and you begin to wonder if there is some joke you’re missing. Secondly, somebody borrowed Michael Bay’s Will Smith Dramatic Slo-Mo Spin tm machine and forgets occasionally to turn it off. There’s just so much movement in a few shots that it can be distracting, including one long insane spin that begins to get a little comical. I’m not talking about Blair Witch style – this is deliberate, intentional and makes you want to smack the cameraman every once in a while yelling at him to cut that shit out.

The final problem is a slightly uneven third act that sets up a number of threads that don’t entirely pay off as heavily as they should. To be fair, it pays off well enough and delivers on a number of things you aren’t expecting – but if people have problems with this, it will be with the resolution of the final act. It’s what keeps this from being an absolutely perfect entry into the genre. That said, the last minute of the film sends you out into the lobby with a grin ear to fucking ear ready to watch it all over again – so all in all it works.

This is probably one of the most satisfying films of the summer, a truly fun endeavor that offers the whole total entertainment package. This is exactly the type of movie you want to see over Fourth of July weekend and honestly, I can’t wait to see it for my second time again tonight. Highly Recommended for anyone who loves a good superhero film. If you’re a regular AICN reader this absolutely needs to go on your must see list.

Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm

Mr. Berg, I thought I would never say this, but sir, you are finally forgiven for ASPEN EXTREME.



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Fuckin' A!!
by Speed Fricassee
Jun 27th, 2008
09:15:00 AM
massawyrm's killing it
by juice willis
Jun 27th, 2008
09:15:50 AM
What do you reckon, Massawyrm?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 27th, 2008
09:16:00 AM
interesting.
by palewook
Jun 27th, 2008
09:17:50 AM
Massa's right about this film
by Merrick
Jun 27th, 2008
09:18:29 AM
cool
by FILMFUNK
Jun 27th, 2008
09:18:46 AM
Mother FUCK
by That 70s Venom
Jun 27th, 2008
09:20:56 AM
So it's pretty good then
by terry1978
Jun 27th, 2008
09:21:28 AM
Suck it, haters!
by Evil Lincoln
Jun 27th, 2008
09:27:42 AM
I liked the style of this review
by tomdolan04
Jun 27th, 2008
09:27:43 AM
subtle racism
by ArcadianDS
Jun 27th, 2008
09:28:15 AM
James Mcavoy and Water
by EvilWizardGlick
Jun 27th, 2008
09:29:27 AM
Is this the Hancock blowjob for the toher bad review?
by EvilWizardGlick
Jun 27th, 2008
09:29:59 AM
I saw this last night...
by Hjermsted
Jun 27th, 2008
09:31:15 AM
I know the Dune worms are phallic, but Christ...
by AdrianVeidt
Jun 27th, 2008
09:33:22 AM
Ya sure about that?
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jun 27th, 2008
09:33:31 AM
and... here's the Massawyrm footage...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jun 27th, 2008
09:35:33 AM
I've been worried this film might be racist.
by greenstyle92
Jun 27th, 2008
09:38:06 AM
thank god massa likes this
by dr sauch
Jun 27th, 2008
09:39:28 AM
My 1st Time Here. Hey.
by jhill3rd
Jun 27th, 2008
09:49:26 AM
erm Speed Racer didn't deliver
by thinboyslim.
Jun 27th, 2008
09:54:25 AM
my biggest issue with the movie
by van_line
Jun 27th, 2008
09:55:52 AM
van_line, that's the joke
by terry1978
Jun 27th, 2008
10:00:11 AM
I need to know if the super jizz scene is still in this.
by fanboy71
Jun 27th, 2008
10:00:43 AM
A Surly Superman?
by Aquatarkusman
Jun 27th, 2008
10:03:04 AM
van_line...
by jhill3rd
Jun 27th, 2008
10:07:02 AM
Going to enjoy this at home when it comes out on video
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 27th, 2008
10:08:49 AM
It's Dwayne Johnson by the way Massa...
by WickedJester
Jun 27th, 2008
10:11:47 AM
No your wrong about the trailers
by Series7
Jun 27th, 2008
10:15:57 AM
It's getting panned by the critics
by Jeditemple
Jun 27th, 2008
10:19:34 AM
Hancock Promotes Hate Speech
by bingcrosbyb
Jun 27th, 2008
10:20:12 AM
I really want to see this film
by photoboy
Jun 27th, 2008
10:22:45 AM
Someone PLEASE tell me...
by fanboy71
Jun 27th, 2008
10:26:25 AM
um...
by dingus khan
Jun 27th, 2008
10:26:36 AM
okay i stopped at "Rocket pride"
by Holodigm
Jun 27th, 2008
10:29:12 AM
bingcrosbyb
by thebearovingian
Jun 27th, 2008
10:30:02 AM
I'll pass on the super jizz scene
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 27th, 2008
10:30:43 AM
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL FANBOY 71 about SUPER JIZZ
by thebearovingian
Jun 27th, 2008
10:32:26 AM
I've said it before
by Series7
Jun 27th, 2008
10:32:29 AM
So, Massa,
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 27th, 2008
10:41:17 AM
Good Luck Fighting the Enormous Sand Cock Monster...
by Read and Shut Up
Jun 27th, 2008
10:41:27 AM
I'm a big fan of Dune
by Brunomac
Jun 27th, 2008
10:44:33 AM
Seems like they had trouble selling it to people
by godzillasushi
Jun 27th, 2008
10:44:34 AM
Flying Whale!
by gregniz
Jun 27th, 2008
10:45:14 AM
The first I heard of it
by Brunomac
Jun 27th, 2008
10:47:07 AM
There's no super jizz scene. There is that "homo" scene and...
by Tom Whitaker
Jun 27th, 2008
10:47:07 AM
hahaha total sellout
by mynemaborat
Jun 27th, 2008
10:50:03 AM
Where's a DARK KNIGHT review???
by The Bo Man
Jun 27th, 2008
10:51:02 AM
Gayer than Ice Skates on Fire Island.
by WickedJester
Jun 27th, 2008
10:53:30 AM
Happy to see a good review
by allykatD
Jun 27th, 2008
10:53:58 AM
Also
by WickedJester
Jun 27th, 2008
10:54:08 AM
Excellent review covering all sides
by Shub-Wankalot
Jun 27th, 2008
11:02:21 AM
Hancok will be # 2 this year behind the Dark Knight!
by ganymede3010
Jun 27th, 2008
11:07:47 AM
I rarely agree with Mass, but always love his reviews.
by beastie
Jun 27th, 2008
11:17:24 AM
oh please massa...everyone knows the secret
by bacci40
Jun 27th, 2008
11:36:01 AM
Stark, get ready to punch my friend.
by WickedJester
Jun 27th, 2008
11:57:11 AM
Spoilers
by rogueleader66
Jun 27th, 2008
12:25:54 PM
I'll still pass on "Ghettoman," thanks...
by SpyGuy
Jun 27th, 2008
12:30:03 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
by Mr Slippy Fist
Jun 27th, 2008
12:34:39 PM
Yeah Massawyrm always...
by Kid Z
Jun 27th, 2008
12:51:34 PM
haha you tool
by ArcadianDS
Jun 27th, 2008
01:07:35 PM
PLANT: SPOILER!
by Sammy Jankis
Jun 27th, 2008
01:39:04 PM
Not buying in, sorry.
by Dwide Shrewd
Jun 27th, 2008
02:13:45 PM
I still don't know about this one
by zooch
Jun 27th, 2008
02:20:34 PM
maybe it's nitpicky...
by KurtLockwood
Jun 27th, 2008
02:47:50 PM
Guys, how could you POSSIBLY like this film?
by GiggityGoo
Jun 27th, 2008
03:25:50 PM
Massawyrm CONSTANTLY lowers the bar Giggity
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 27th, 2008
05:12:34 PM
Hmmm....
by br1947
Jun 27th, 2008
05:25:36 PM
And Giggity, Industrykiller! is
by Massawyrm 1
Jun 27th, 2008
05:33:24 PM
The Kingdom was fucking HORRIBLE
by all
Jun 27th, 2008
05:33:53 PM
alot to like
by smutpeddlar
Jun 27th, 2008
05:59:55 PM
Richard Stark - NOPE
by Massawyrm 1
Jun 27th, 2008
06:43:50 PM
Massawyrm...since when is...
by depalma25
Jun 27th, 2008
10:29:16 PM
depalma25
by Massawyrm 1
Jun 27th, 2008
10:43:42 PM
ROCKET PRIDE!!
by dauphin534
Jun 28th, 2008
12:01:08 AM
Hancock looks to be going the way of mixed reviews
by The Founder
Jun 28th, 2008
03:36:13 AM
Saxon...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jun 28th, 2008
03:36:40 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Hancock in No 1 this summer.
by The Founder
Jun 28th, 2008
03:41:19 AM
Aww shucks Massa
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 28th, 2008
01:08:29 PM
You PREFER Batman Forever Tom???
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 28th, 2008
01:10:21 PM
TomBodet but today's dollars doesn't count.
by The Founder
Jun 29th, 2008
02:54:37 AM

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