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Uncapie Invokes 'Nuking The Fridge' But Still Enjoys JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (In 3-D)!!
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Okay, I have a soft spot for the original 1959 version of "Journey To the Center of the Earth" with James Mason, Arlene Dahl and Pat Boone. That to me, is the epitome of what Jules Verne's story was about.
In the new version of "Journey To the Center of the Earth 3-D," director/writer Eric Brevig takes the audience on a visual treat loosely based on Jules Verne's novel that includes elements of the book - creating a side story of fast-paced, family friendly, fun adventure geared towards the younger preteen audience.
Brendan Fraser(who introduced the movie and later threw in some funny one-liners during the screening from his seat to the audience) portrays high school science teacher and messy bachelor "Trevor Anderson", whose brother was lost while trying to find an opening to the center of the Earth. Anderson believes in this theory as well, but is labeled a crackpot for doing so. To make matters worse, his lab is on the verge of being downsized and taken over by a fellow teacher (Jean Michael Park) for his own research.
Enter Sean Anderson(Josh Hutcherson), Anderson's emotionally withdrawn nephew who comes to stay with him for a week. Here, while going through a box of his brothers' belongings...trying to bond with his nephew... and cope with his loss (a nice touch to see how far we've come from the 3-D process: when he finds an old 3-D Stereoscope and wonders what it is)...a bored Sean accidentally discovers a fourth opening on Trevor's computer, located in Iceland. And off they go.
Here we meet "Hannah Asgeirsson" (the very talented, upcoming actress, Anita Briem). She's the daughter of another geologist who believed in the theory of a passage way to the center of the Earth. She becomes their guide, leading them into a local cave that might give them the answers they're looking for. Hannah is pretty, but she's no cream puff as she pulls her own weight & saves the boys who get in and out of trouble more than once.
Okay, suspension-of-belief-time when they enter the center of the Earth (as rapidly as they do) but, then again, this was also the summer of Indiana Jones surviving an A-bomb blast in a lead lined refrigerator - so I'll give them that.
Speaking of Indiana; faster than you can say, "No time for love, Dr. Jones," you see an attachment start to grow between Anderson and Hannah as they continue on their adventure - encountering man-eating plants(pretty funny scene), magnesium and magnetic rocks ("Rubies....saphires...feldspar!"), carnivorous flying fish, and of course, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Fraser is very likable in this. He reminds me of Fred MacMurray in Disney's "The Absent Minded Professor" or "Son of Flubber"...movies from the early sixties. He plays the flawed hero well, and that's why audiences like his characters. They're believable.
Josh Hutcherson pulls his own weight as an actor & does a credible job as Anderson's nephew, who comes to grips with what happened to his father on his expedition.
Icelandic born, Anna Briem (who portrayed "Sally" for you "Dr. Who" fans out there - from the 2005 Christmas special) is a standout as the strong-willed, quick-thinking, Hannah. She's one to watch as she grows as an actress. She's quite talented and will go far.
Director/writer Eric Brevig does a good job at the helm & keeps the story moving at a break neck speed at 92 minutes. The viewer is never bored. Though there is the scene with a yo-yo that he overuses... seemed like there was going to be a payoff with this, but it never happens.
Still, it was convincing as a 3-D gimmick - which was also done with a paddle ball in the 1953 3-D version of "House of Wax" directed by Andre de Toth (who, ironically, had no depth perception as he had one eye). Brevig does payoff other gags, though, including a funny scene with Brendan Fraser spitting out his mouthwash into the audience.
The effects were good, and you can see that the engineers and techs put a lot of effort into trying to make the best possible into this new 3-D process. As in any movie, some of the effects, especially the main and closing titles (you have to stay for those) are exceptional. Monsters and some backgrounds border on excellent to okay.
The 3-D process itself: I kept thinking I was Roddy Piper from "They Live", taking the Polarized glasses on and off, and rubbing my eyes imagining that I was seeing signs that read, "BUY MORE POPCORN," "DRINK MORE SODA," and "EAT CANDY OR DIE!" in my subconscious.
This has always been the problem with 3-D. It just can't be used for long periods of time without the viewer feeling fatigued. Until this can be figured out, potentially to where one doesn't need the glasses, 3-D will always be just a fun novelty.
As most movie houses do not have the 3-D process installed with this film, treat yourself and see it in one that does. Take your kids, or little brother or sister, as this is the perfect film for them to spend an afternoon with.
-Uncapie

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Reader Talkback
Saw this last February by Speed Fricassee | Jun 30th, 2008 01:56:42 PM | First! by pleasebanme | Jun 30th, 2008 01:56:53 PM | They Live is a great movie by just pillow talk | Jun 30th, 2008 01:57:12 PM | God damn it by pleasebanme | Jun 30th, 2008 01:57:16 PM | I've heard Fraser (spelled
Fraser) by skimn | Jun 30th, 2008 01:59:02 PM | Wait for DVD by Sithdan | Jun 30th, 2008 02:04:33 PM | Fraser could very well be a
dick in real person by Hawaiian Organ Donor | Jun 30th, 2008 02:04:51 PM | Well, I'll be pig fucked! by IAmMrMonkey! | Jun 30th, 2008 02:06:26 PM | Ha! Pigphart! by IAmMrMonkey! | Jun 30th, 2008 02:06:56 PM | Who the fuck is Uncapie? by JBouganim1 | Jun 30th, 2008 02:07:24 PM | re: I've heard Fraser (spelled
Fraser) by KINGDOM_OF_THE_CRYSTAL_SKULLFU
CK | Jun 30th, 2008 02:09:19 PM | Journey (original) by homer40 | Jun 30th, 2008 02:10:07 PM | I dunno, he does seem like a
bit of a dick by myspoonistoobig | Jun 30th, 2008 02:11:38 PM | Yep it is Fraser by KINGDOM_OF_THE_CRYSTAL_SKULLFU
CK | Jun 30th, 2008 02:14:32 PM | THAT POSTER IS HILARIOUS by Masked Avenger | Jun 30th, 2008 02:18:01 PM | Maybe he was just out of gum by bobjustbob | Jun 30th, 2008 02:18:30 PM | homer40, Do you hail from NYC? by Orcus | Jun 30th, 2008 02:25:23 PM | I saw Mr Fraser in an
interview talking about GI JOE by Mysterious Yobo | Jun 30th, 2008 02:26:18 PM | They Live remake by ciroslive | Jun 30th, 2008 02:26:25 PM | LMAO at Mysterious Yobo's
post! by MRJONZ72 | Jun 30th, 2008 02:37:06 PM | He came off a little boorish
and rude by skimn | Jun 30th, 2008 02:40:11 PM | Indeed... by Quintus_Arrius | Jun 30th, 2008 02:44:24 PM | She's Not Plunging to Her
Death by kevinwillis.net | Jun 30th, 2008 02:44:39 PM | If Brendan Fraser is a Dick by kevinwillis.net | Jun 30th, 2008 02:45:48 PM | hmm... by blackthought | Jun 30th, 2008 02:47:51 PM | Indiana Jones And Crystal
Skulls: Special Edition by Media Messiah | Jun 30th, 2008 02:49:49 PM | Amended: Indiana Jones And The
Crystal Skulls: Special
Edition by Media Messiah | Jun 30th, 2008 02:54:14 PM | That poster tagline by Rocklover79 | Jun 30th, 2008 02:56:06 PM | "suspension of belief"??!? by ShiftyEyedDog2 | Jun 30th, 2008 03:01:38 PM | 3-d fatigued not in beowulf by u.k. star | Jun 30th, 2008 03:10:00 PM | Indiana Jones And Crystal
Skulls = 300 million! by Orionsangels | Jun 30th, 2008 03:11:12 PM | Faster Pussycat...kill kill by Uncle_Pooch | Jun 30th, 2008 03:11:47 PM | They Live remake by skimn | Jun 30th, 2008 03:14:03 PM | I still watch my VHS copy of
the '59 flick by disfigurehead | Jun 30th, 2008 03:15:16 PM | Media Messiah by Crackles | Jun 30th, 2008 03:15:17 PM | But the fridge was lead-lined?
That explains it.. by Darth Macchio | Jun 30th, 2008 03:15:59 PM | You can take out a plane with
pidgeons... by Darth Macchio | Jun 30th, 2008 03:17:55 PM | I like the idea of Indy
climbing into the ark. by SkeletonParty | Jun 30th, 2008 03:18:29 PM | Also... by Crackles | Jun 30th, 2008 03:19:05 PM | Yo-Yo! by FILMFUNK | Jun 30th, 2008 03:19:40 PM | Orionsangels by Shaner Jedi | Jun 30th, 2008 03:24:05 PM | Uncapie sent us the same
review earlier... by nukedthefridge | Jun 30th, 2008 03:27:30 PM | Check out the Stan Lee Deleted
Scene from "Incredible Hulk" by nukedthefridge | Jun 30th, 2008 03:29:06 PM | Well I'll be tea bagged by saggyballsack | Jun 30th, 2008 03:39:11 PM | It's actually, it's "I could
NOT care less." by Flicker | Jun 30th, 2008 03:46:44 PM | The trailers for this... by KurtLockwood | Jun 30th, 2008 03:54:48 PM | Yes, its "FRASER" thank you... by Uncapie | Jun 30th, 2008 03:56:50 PM | You can crash a pane with a
seagull by Neil_the_Sheep | Jun 30th, 2008 04:17:19 PM | im ganna nuke ALL YOUR
FRIDGES. YOUR FRIDGES ARE
BELONG TO US by Prossor | Jun 30th, 2008 04:18:31 PM | darth macchio dont forget the
comics by Prossor | Jun 30th, 2008 04:21:35 PM | If you so much as touch the
Ark, you die. by rev_skarekroe | Jun 30th, 2008 04:23:31 PM | "This has always been the
problem with 3-D" by Rupee88 | Jun 30th, 2008 04:28:14 PM | THE ORIGINAL by No Respectable Gentleman | Jun 30th, 2008 04:33:08 PM | lol, this movie matters so
little! by Boomers_Lips | Jun 30th, 2008 04:33:17 PM | Not at all down with "Nuked
The Fridge. " Not at all... by bswise | Jun 30th, 2008 04:40:14 PM | Indy Entering The Ark During
The Nuke Blast!!! by Media Messiah | Jun 30th, 2008 05:03:16 PM | Fuck NukedtheFridge.com by D.Vader | Jun 30th, 2008 05:11:07 PM | NUCLEARLY EXPLODEd THE
REFRIDGERATOR by seabiscuits | Jun 30th, 2008 05:16:11 PM | indy IV was awesome, i loved
when he rode in the fridge by seabiscuits | Jun 30th, 2008 05:17:33 PM | WTF is going on with this dumb
"Fridge" catchphrase by Doctor Land | Jun 30th, 2008 05:22:46 PM | don't u twats proof by SpazmoCalrissian | Jun 30th, 2008 05:23:44 PM | THIS is the shit that will
save Hollywood! by Jobacca | Jun 30th, 2008 05:36:58 PM | thx007 does not own
nukethefridge.com by nukedthefridge | Jun 30th, 2008 06:29:17 PM | I saw the Pat Boone version on
the big screen by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Jun 30th, 2008 06:31:49 PM | Like I was saying.. by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Jun 30th, 2008 06:33:50 PM | Fraser's gotta branch out a
little bit by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Jun 30th, 2008 06:39:25 PM | You know what's funny? by kwisatzhaderach | Jun 30th, 2008 07:04:58 PM | Hm. The trailer for this
really looked like shit. by mefrog | Jun 30th, 2008 07:11:11 PM | Thanks Skeleton Party!!! Indy
Touched The Ark Before When He
Fou by Media Messiah | Jun 30th, 2008 07:15:00 PM | nukedthefridge by Merrick | Jun 30th, 2008 07:27:16 PM | ha I laughed at this part by The Amazing G | Jun 30th, 2008 07:28:26 PM | Oh good, THX007 is no more by D.Vader | Jun 30th, 2008 08:10:41 PM | Brendan Fraser isn't a dick,
he's a douche. by jimmay | Jun 30th, 2008 08:10:43 PM | A note on the term... "nuked
the fridge" by jaws8u | Jun 30th, 2008 08:47:41 PM | It needs to die already...
sorry for the double post by jaws8u | Jun 30th, 2008 08:48:25 PM | yeah, "nuked the fridge" nuked
the fridge by necgray | Jun 30th, 2008 10:03:52 PM | You know who else nuked the
fridge? by I am the Terminator | Jun 30th, 2008 10:51:55 PM | FuckMichaelBay: ATTACK OF THE
HYPOCRITE by I am the Terminator | Jun 30th, 2008 11:07:34 PM | That paddle ball guy in House
of Wax by Chicken Thunder | Jun 30th, 2008 11:13:12 PM | GIANT ROBOTS RULE! by Uncapie | Jul 1st, 2008 12:45:26 AM | KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN by jackofhearts29 | Jul 1st, 2008 12:49:27 AM | YOUR MOTHER "nuked the fridge"
WHEN SHE HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAD
.. by frg10 | Jul 1st, 2008 12:55:56 AM | THIS is the future of movies.
Characters pissing at the
audience by ricarleite | Jul 1st, 2008 07:07:44 AM | they've raped Jules Verne's
story by Gungan Slayer | Jul 1st, 2008 07:53:55 AM | Fraser May Be Even More
Annoying Then Ben Affleck by LaserPants | Jul 1st, 2008 09:22:56 AM | PLANT: SPOILER! by Sammy Jankis | Jul 1st, 2008 09:42:55 AM | I guess its not suprising that by skimn | Jul 1st, 2008 10:02:44 AM | 3d works perfect thesesays-
your eyes are fucked by General Crom | Jul 1st, 2008 10:09:16 AM | Damn you Nuked Fridge by HANSOLOS_CARBONITEFROZENPENIS | Jul 1st, 2008 10:46:22 AM | indy IV nuke was AWESOME by dioxholster | Jul 1st, 2008 02:59:55 PM | who cares about the fucking
fridge? by dr sauch | Jul 1st, 2008 09:39:08 PM | As Soon As The Fridge
Showed-Up, The Movie Went Down
The Tubes!! by Media Messiah | Jul 1st, 2008 11:35:35 PM | dr sauch has nuked the fridge by Prossor | Jul 2nd, 2008 04:16:10 PM | Damn, still going off on that
fridge? by Orcus | Jul 21st, 2008 07:11:40 PM |
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