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Harry says that LOVELY BONES is a lovely brutal film!





It is strange how sometimes you can’t shake a single word from your mind when you see a movie. It is especially ironic, if that single word is actually a part of the title for the film, but I really can’t think of a descriptive word more appropriate for LOVELY BONES, because LOVELY BONES is absolutely lovely.

I know what you’re thinking. How can a film about the rape and murder of a beautiful 14 year old girl be anything other than traumatic, but frankly… the film is lovely.

First, the recreation of the period is lovely. This is seventies America. The sort of time when a 14 year old girl would wear yellow bell bottoms and a blue parka without fear. When hand knitted head warmers with tinkly little bells would be cute. When big-feathered hair was a big deal for women, along with heavy eye makeup and platforms. The clothing of the time popped with color, pants were particularly colorful. The malls look… well; they look like they did in the 70s. They weren’t as BRANDED as today. Less signage, more products in windows. There’s something about the lighting that made me instantly nostalgic. In some ways, Andrew Lesnie’s lens reminds me a tad of Bob Clark’s A CHRISTMAS STORY. In A CHRISTMAS STORY, Reginald Morris’ cinematography was amongst the most loving set of lenses that has ever caught a period. With LOVELY BONES, it seems Lesnie was taking notes.

In particular, Susan Sarandon’s Grandma is such a callback to the glam grandmas of the seventies. Those 50’s Housewives, that became empowered women, that became cocktail sloshing ladies, and then later… those painted faced feathered haired hip grannies. My grandmother on my Mother’s side was very much like Susan’s grandma here. She dressed to the 9s, drank voraciously and was a failure at most everything she tried, yet was somehow magnificent in spite of it all. To me, Susan was note perfect. Lovely through and through. Her rather grown-up and slightly risqué conversation with Susie about her own first kiss… well, it’s a secret conversation from Grandmother to Granddaughter that could very well be the first time that Susie was ever treated like a woman. You can tell that all at once, she’s a bit disturbed, slightly titillated and totally envious.

Lovely also describes the performances throughout this film.

Take Mark Wahlberg’s Jack Salmon, the father character. I love that he builds ships in a bottle. I love his rationalization to little Susie, for why he does it. I love how at the beginning, he explains to little Susie about the Penguin with the scarf in the Snow Globe… that he’s happy inside his perfect little world. And how that becomes the rather sad metaphor for Susie’s existence in the afterlife. He’s a lovely man. Susie was his favorite child. She was his first child. Susie glowed in his eyes. She was the bright light of the family to him.

Then there’s Rachel Weisz’s Abigail Salmon, Susie’s mother. Of the family unit, she’s the least developed character. Rachel gives her so much, with such a little amount of time, that the end result is still powerful. Prior to Susie’s death – she’s the kinda of mom that would knit caps & scarves for her kids. She cooks dinner. She is in charge of the house and is the very picture of a lovely mom. After Susie disappears, she’s an emotional wreck as you would expect, but while her husband wallows in the memory of Susie, digs into the disappearance of their daughter and investigates everyone around them… She just wants to leave it all behind. Lock Susie’s door. Hide her memory behind them. And when Jack & her own mother make life at home impossible, she runs away from it all. Goes to a fruit farm to gather apples and bury herself in hard work. She needs to grieve alone, it is how she copes. I found this tragic, yet lovely.

Then there is Susie. Susie Salmon, like the fish. Saoirse Ronan reminds me of a young Jodie Foster, but less Tomboy. She has those slightly Gelfling / Elf-ish features. Big wide expressive and beautiful eyes. Watching her with her camera, what a wonderful spirit. She is at that age. That age when she’s still a girl, but she’s flirting with the notion of becoming a lady in the slightest of ways. She’s precocious, a bit obsessed with this guy at school named Ray Singh. He’s Indian, has the cutest accent and is just kinda dreamy through her eyes. She thinks he’s interested in her, but she doesn’t quite know. She’s interested in him, and only her Grandma knows it.

Susie is lovely. Just looking at Saoirse, you want her to grow up, you want to see what she would become had things been different. And the film worships her. If you’re watching this film and you don’t fall in love with Susie Salmon… there might very well be something dead in you. She’s an awesome young girl. And it makes you a bit sick inside.

I hadn’t read LOVELY BONES. I’m currently about 44 pages in as of the writing of this review, but I was scared of reading the book in advance of the film. I’ll admit it, I was a bit terrified of this movie before seeing it.

You see, my wife and I are discussing the possibilities of having a kid. We want to build our house first, but as everyone we know around us seem to be getting knocked up, it feels right. We definitely want kids, but I’ll be honest. Reading a book about a little girl being raped and murdered, then tracking her grieving family and her rapist/murderer from the safe confines of a personal heaven… well, frankly. That didn’t sound like something I wanted to put in my head. I don’t like thinking about the sex offenders living within 15 miles of me. I don’t like to think about the fact that we have Big Bad Wolves in the world preying upon our children. That’s about as ugly as it gets. And I’m someone that likes to think about the best of our world. It is why I throw Butt-Numb-A-Thons… to sponsor a year round film series for kids of amazing fun films that they otherwise won’t get to see. To me, we grown ups should endeavor to make a world that feels wondrous to kids. That feels awesome.

LOVELY BONES, as I knew it, felt like something that would taint my rather idealized notion of the world we live in.

This brings me to Stanley Tucci’s George Harvey. The Big Bad Wolf to Saoirse’s Little Red Riding Hood. Only, nobody is going to save her, there is no happy ending. The wolf is going to get her. There was never any doubt of that prior to seeing the film. My fear was… how horrible would the “scene” be. In the book, it is stomach turning. In the film, the scene is handled a bit impressionistic, but I’m getting a head of myself.

Tucci is introduced as the man who kills Susie. We know this, because Susie tells us this. She narrates the film from her heavenly vantage… and it fills us with dread, even as we’re falling in love with her. She’s at such a sweetly innocent and pure stage of being a girl on the precipice of teenage first love. An absolutely magical place and time in anyone’s life. Tragically so here.

Stanley Tucci is invisible as Mr Harvey. His hair, face and eyes are all changed due to make-up, hair and creepy as hell contacts. He makes dollhouses. He has manicured rose bushes that are beautiful. He’s deliberate. He’s not someone that does anything without preparation. He knows the devil is in the details, and he outlines, prioritizes, draws up plans. He’s an effective Wile Coyote, without a giggle.

When he finally comes out of the shadows to invite little Susie Salmon into the secret underground clubhouse he’s built for the neighborhood children… my blood went cold. My heart froze. This isn’t the warmly awesome hole in the ground that Bilbo lived in, this is that personal rape & murder hole that a piece of shit built to victimize a little girl. He decorates it with creepily dated KID things, to put his victim at ease. There are candles, to create a slight sense of warmth to this ungodly place. As Susie begins to feel uncomfortable, he offers her a Coke. She insists on getting home. He uses Grown Up Authority, and tells her not to be rude. A chill went down my spine.

At this point, my hands went up to my face. I was scared to death about what Peter Jackson was about to assault me with. You remember the killing scene in HEAVENLY CREATURES. Peter can be vicious when he wants to, and I was terrified. I literally couldn’t stomach anything approaching a graphic rape and murder of Saoirse Ronan. I was in knots. Peeking through parted fingers. Once the tension got excruciating, right as I was about to shut down and hate the screen, Peter goes impressionistic, ethereal and haunting, rather than the obvious brutal ugliness that is in the mind of every viewer at these moments.

In the book, we read about Mr Harvey’s drooling, sloppy kisses. We’re spared, thank god. Once you see Tucci’s Harvey, your mind can imagine – and you’ll hate your mind for the images it could create. Peter knows this. So he didn’t need to show the horror to you. Instead he leaves it to you, lets your stomach knot up – and even though he doesn’t show it to you – the knots remain. The sick sharp knife of disgust is twisted, via the emotion of the family when a knit cap in an evidence bag is plopped upon a family dinner table. They have hopes, the detective crushes them, when he mentions how much blood was found at the scene. The knife twists as the Salmon parents’ eyes well up.

I could go on describing the rest of the film. But frankly I think I’ve conveyed what needs to be conveyed. This is a lovely film about the toughest of times. The film is reassuring in a slightly karmic way, it is never ever exploitive – but is instead, incredibly personal. Susie’s adventures in the in-between are amazing, heart-breaking and quite revealing. They combine elements seen in her room and life at the Salmon home…. But also within the realm of her death scene and the world of her murderer. She’s an angry spirit, but oddly still innocent. She seems to be spared the worst of the memory of the actual event, having repressed it – or perhaps spared by the otherworldly nature of the afterlife. But it is all lovely.

This is an incredibly lovely film. From the visuals to the performances to the story-telling and film work… it all goes to capture a very powerful story in a way that makes you want to hug those close to you.

After the film, my wife and I began discussing the movie. As I started talking about how much I loved Saoirse Ronan’s Susie. How vital and how alive she was – Yoko’s eyes welled up and through blubber speak, she talked about how much she wanted to see that character grow up, and how she just thinks of everything she missed. Everything that was taken away. And I had to comfort her.

This is an incredibly powerful film, masterfully told and captured as only cinema in the hands of a consummate storyteller can tell it. LOVELY BONES will be one of the films of the year. I imagine that some of Peter’s choices in adaptation could very well be hotly debated amongst readers of the book.

My wife loved the film, but missed scenes from the book of Susie and the Heavenly high school – and she missed Susie following her little sister growing up, as they were her favorite passages and sequences in the book. Those things are touched on, but Peter focuses more intensely on her experiences in her personal heaven, the people she meets there, her father and the story of George Harvey. A bit of what happens with Ray Singh and the strange girl named Ruth, played perfectly by Carolyn Dando.

Everything about the film is lovely, in particular the score by Brian Eno, Andrew Lesnie’s cinematography, the effects work, production design and the lovely performances.

Most importantly, the movie made me go out and buy the book afterwards, which is the highest complement that a film adaptation can give its source material. It implants a desire to read the source material.

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Can't wait to see this movie
by Dhaemon
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:54:30 PM
the trailer looked pretty weak..
by mindgrapes
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:56:09 PM
Primero Putas!
by peter_dickinson
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:56:23 PM
aww chingada madre
by peter_dickinson
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:57:52 PM
SoylentMean says where are this week's DVD reviews?
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:59:10 PM
Soylent Mean
by HEADGEEK
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:01:13 PM
So ...
by GINGE_MUPPET
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:03:37 PM
I saw it tonight, it's WEAK, pathetic
by LightninBolt
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:03:49 PM
Conflicts of interest do not get any stronger than this
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:07:49 PM
Harry, three books to read BOFORE having a child...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:08:35 PM
It's not good... some of the acting is terrible
by LightninBolt
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:15:57 PM
guess they wont be showing this at BNAT
by BillboeFett
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:16:13 PM
Sweet DVD reviews, & I can't wait to see The Lovely Bones
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:16:25 PM
Tucci's the MAN!
by Linguo_IS_Dead
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:18:40 PM
IndustryKiller!
by HEADGEEK
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:19:28 PM
This review brought to you buy the letters L-O-V-E
by tailhook
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:20:30 PM
Books
by Kabiathan
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:22:29 PM
I imagine the studio doesn't really know how to market this
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:22:41 PM
I believe Harry's review is legit
by LightninBolt
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:23:33 PM
TAINT!
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThat IGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:26:15 PM
An amazing book
by Darth_Tarantino
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:26:49 PM
You got me sold, meng.
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:27:10 PM
Quint's in this?
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThat IGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:30:01 PM
One problem...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:31:29 PM
I thought this was a rom-com about Leonard McCoy
by YackBacker
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:32:19 PM
THE STORY IS A METAPHOR
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:33:46 PM
Harry "Lovely" is about as evocative a word as "Good"
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:35:56 PM
Harry, You Don't Write Reviews
by JaPra
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:39:32 PM
I would give my friend a good review on his new movie
by YackBacker
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:40:08 PM
Pardon...
by JaPra
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:41:44 PM
I...kinda agree with IndustryKiller!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:42:32 PM
Harry says that LOVELY BONES is lovely and bony
by Chakraborty
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:43:19 PM
...BONES WILL...BE....LOVED!
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:44:49 PM
...or WILL, BE....LOVELY! I suppose.
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:50:29 PM
Harry is getting more and more repugnant every day
by BoRock_A_Boomer
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:52:49 PM
IndustryKiller kinda nailed it
by bongo123
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:57:43 PM
It's a terrible book
by BeatsMe
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:57:55 PM
This fucking guy is absolutely one in a billion.
by GQtaste
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:01:03 PM
Wow. I'll be sure listen to someone called "new moon"...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:06:35 PM
well no need to see the film now Harry spoiled the whole fucking
by pipergates
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:06:44 PM
Ms. Ronan...
by MaxTheSilent
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:08:20 PM
ending (spoilers)
by Stormshadow4life
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:12:07 PM
A singular is a plural "he's a bullshit artists" GQtaste
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:13:50 PM
...and this is not a terrible book. It covers some...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:19:54 PM
I'm curious about the post "test screening" changes.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:27:05 PM
MARKY MARK IN THE HOUSE YO
by HaterofCrap
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:29:47 PM
...I would lure Rachel Weisz into my candlelit bunker...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:30:25 PM
You also loved King Kong
by BitterMan23
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:31:54 PM
Stormshadow
by Canuck815
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:33:12 PM
Can you please do more reviews, Harry?
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:46:20 PM
This movie will tank
by AlwaysThere
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:01:19 PM
been waiting for this
by adomenic
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:02:40 PM
i can't wait
by LegoKenobi
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:06:22 PM
Why will it tank?
by slappy jones
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:45:06 PM
Could you be any more biased????
by blackcatssecretlover
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:45:49 PM
Now maybe you'll get the point of the torture scene in the Passi
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:50:32 PM
yikes, Harry
by Kammich
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:57:36 PM
Kammich, I guess he should have elaborated on the...
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:04:03 PM
I hope Peter saved the abysmal book
by performingmonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:16:08 PM
Harry, three more books to read...
by SimonDunkle
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:26:03 PM
Reminds me of "Princess"
by Toonol
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:27:16 PM
zzzzzz, huh wha?
by Chewbacca_Khan
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:28:44 PM
GQtaste
by Hellbastardo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:47:59 PM
Harry, you mean you haven't read a book since 1991?
by YackBacker
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:49:32 PM
why "fear to wear yellow bell bottoms and a blue parka"?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:49:36 PM
I'm looking forward to this one...
by SoylentGreenOnACracker
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:54:46 PM
Yackbacker
by HEADGEEK
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:58:30 PM
GOD ALL OF YOU ARE SUCH WHINERS!!!
by BadMrWonka
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:12:17 PM
BadMrWonka
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:18:13 PM
BadMrWonka
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:18:15 PM
At least there arent any morons comparing it to "What Dreams May
by Playkins
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:25:58 PM
soylentmean
by Kammich
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:31:10 PM
I kinda agree with BadMrWonka
by criticalbliss
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:33:51 PM
This is aint-it-cool-news
by micbenxyy
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:38:18 PM
HARRY MUST HAVE THE THICKEST SKIN I EVER DONE SEEN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:46:37 PM
It's sad that movies like this aren't as successful
by RequisiteMonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:55:15 PM
liesandpicturesofalsolies
by BadMrWonka
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:57:38 PM
Bad Mr. Wonka...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:00:56 PM
So, how long is the movie?
by cornholiosbungholio
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:14:16 PM
Andy Serkis in this?
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:17:33 PM
Sandy Pussy sounds like
by RequisiteMonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:20:08 PM
BringingSexyBack
by Toonol
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:25:55 PM
Harry thinks The Fantastic Mr. fox is Fantastic
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:36:30 PM
BMW
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:37:06 PM
Harry writes New Moon feels New
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:37:20 PM
The Blind Side made Harry wish he was Blind
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:37:50 PM
Harry says precious is precious
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:39:08 PM
Do I get a job at AICN now?
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:39:50 PM
how can it be PG-13?
by lavatory love machine
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:48:34 PM
BadMrWonka
by MacReady452
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:51:22 PM
Ok Harry, that's what I was hoping
by YackBacker
Nov 24th, 2009
12:14:53 AM
GOD ALL OF YOU ARE SUCH WHINERS!!!
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 24th, 2009
12:17:03 AM
Harry, about the sex offenders in the neighborhood
by ShadowMaker
Nov 24th, 2009
12:22:07 AM
liesandpicturesofalsolies
by BadMrWonka
Nov 24th, 2009
12:31:56 AM
MacReady452
by BadMrWonka
Nov 24th, 2009
12:33:24 AM
pipergates
by hst666
Nov 24th, 2009
12:41:06 AM
Is this where I can find...
by Tipsy McStagger
Nov 24th, 2009
12:43:49 AM
I enjoy having a forum...
by Tipsy McStagger
Nov 24th, 2009
12:45:27 AM
ATTN FLICKAPOO: Re: Naked Rachel Weisz..
by BillboeFett
Nov 24th, 2009
01:03:50 AM
Shutter Island didn't make Harry Shutter!!!
by Thrillhouse77
Nov 24th, 2009
01:16:13 AM
A V A T A R - Fucking your eyeballs in December!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 24th, 2009
01:25:15 AM
Harry's review - first time ever.....
by damn_dirty_ape
Nov 24th, 2009
01:28:22 AM
Serious Message to Harry & Yoko
by damn_dirty_ape
Nov 24th, 2009
01:31:36 AM
More Serious Message to Harry & Yoko
by MattmanReturns
Nov 24th, 2009
01:39:13 AM
I don't see the whinning dude but whatev.
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 24th, 2009
01:46:55 AM
How long is it?
by yodalovesyou
Nov 24th, 2009
01:58:30 AM
Also, this idea that, in Heaven, she would forever have the ment
by Bass Ackwards
Nov 24th, 2009
02:04:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 24th, 2009
02:12:57 AM
I can't read this idiot's reviews anymore.
by 3 Bag Enema
Nov 24th, 2009
02:30:01 AM
This looks terrible.
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 24th, 2009
02:51:47 AM
COMPLEMENT?
by pip1345
Nov 24th, 2009
02:52:54 AM
One of Harry's better reviews
by Drsambeckett1984
Nov 24th, 2009
03:47:12 AM
This site needs an editor
by pelhamsim
Nov 24th, 2009
03:54:47 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by LightninBolt
Nov 24th, 2009
04:14:34 AM
Filmed
by NudeandAroused
Nov 24th, 2009
04:29:06 AM
Hitchcock's Frenzy
by swanstep
Nov 24th, 2009
04:31:45 AM
When is this officially being released?
by meta4
Nov 24th, 2009
05:36:43 AM
...BillboeFett...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 24th, 2009
06:46:18 AM
hst666, harry spilled his beans and prematurely ejaculated
by pipergates
Nov 24th, 2009
07:02:13 AM
Harry says KING KONG is Kingy and Kongy
by Chakraborty
Nov 24th, 2009
07:23:30 AM
spud mcspud
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 24th, 2009
08:27:22 AM
The book draaaaaags
by PoopAgoose
Nov 24th, 2009
09:28:38 AM
Expect Harrys review of AVATAR to be the same!
by standundermyumbrella
Nov 24th, 2009
10:01:24 AM
Harry says AVATAR is avely and tarry
by Chakraborty
Nov 24th, 2009
10:53:09 AM
standundermyumbrella
by meta4
Nov 24th, 2009
11:11:59 AM
This right here
by meta4
Nov 24th, 2009
11:14:03 AM
The reviewers on this site do a damn fine job
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Nov 24th, 2009
11:43:12 AM
is the actress actually 14?
by Bouncy X
Nov 24th, 2009
11:43:24 AM
Harry, go ahead and have kids!
by HapaPapa72
Nov 24th, 2009
12:19:07 PM
Saoirse Ronan
by Meadowe
Nov 24th, 2009
12:25:31 PM
The book was unreadable
by Rupee88
Nov 24th, 2009
12:43:07 PM
Harry says BAD LEIUTENANT is bad....
by Chakraborty
Nov 24th, 2009
12:48:23 PM
Rocco Curioso
by em_tee_em
Nov 24th, 2009
01:23:45 PM
Rupee88
by em_tee_em
Nov 24th, 2009
01:26:22 PM
My question
by em_tee_em
Nov 24th, 2009
01:29:14 PM
Nice review Harry
by tronknotts
Nov 24th, 2009
02:34:17 PM
Jackson shoulda cast the LB girl as TinTin
by AzulTool
Nov 24th, 2009
03:01:34 PM
Them Bones, them bones, them lovely bones!
by ToMonicker
Nov 24th, 2009
03:06:36 PM
So this is essentially a snuff film?
by detinue
Nov 24th, 2009
03:21:52 PM
I saw this review coming a long time ago...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 24th, 2009
03:35:07 PM
However...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 24th, 2009
03:37:32 PM
I have nevah evah seen two more wishy-washy posts
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Nov 24th, 2009
04:07:15 PM
BEST OF THE YEAR - AICN!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 24th, 2009
04:17:56 PM
Oooookayyyy...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 24th, 2009
04:23:57 PM
Gah, Harry -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
04:40:05 PM
tick tick tick tick BOOM!
by ZombieHeathLedger
Nov 24th, 2009
04:40:27 PM
Peter Jackson is one lucky sum bitch!
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 24th, 2009
04:51:29 PM
TINTIN
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
04:52:08 PM
Oh, and the Bushy Brown Moustache
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
04:55:11 PM
Spymunk, you're full of it.
by Mostholy
Nov 24th, 2009
04:56:09 PM
Also the world outside Quebec is very down with TINTIN.
by Mostholy
Nov 24th, 2009
04:57:17 PM
Chhhrriiisssmmmmmm
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
04:58:25 PM
lovely? talk about damning it with faint praise
by zapano
Nov 24th, 2009
05:00:03 PM
Guardian gave it 2 stars! ouch!
by zapano
Nov 24th, 2009
05:02:47 PM
Some hypocritical backstroking muthfuckas in here
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Nov 24th, 2009
05:06:30 PM
FLASHFOWARD on temporary hiatus?
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 24th, 2009
05:11:02 PM
HEE!
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
05:14:02 PM
"And I had to comfort her."
by reflecto
Nov 24th, 2009
05:26:37 PM
the last page of the book will absolutely kill you
by brainiacdesigns
Nov 24th, 2009
05:30:46 PM
Comfort
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
05:36:15 PM
After Kong I'll pass on P. Jackson
by Flip63Hole
Nov 24th, 2009
05:41:15 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Nov 24th, 2009
05:42:50 PM
Flip - Agreed
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
06:13:53 PM
Technology has KILLED Creativity
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Nov 24th, 2009
06:16:41 PM
Total film gave it four stars
by slappy jones
Nov 24th, 2009
06:18:29 PM
RequisiteMonkey... it's
by MurderMostFowl
Nov 24th, 2009
06:51:08 PM
An effective Wile Coyote
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 24th, 2009
06:59:30 PM
Maybe PJ Has No Balls...
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
Nov 24th, 2009
07:11:05 PM
my question...
by yourSTEPDADDY
Nov 24th, 2009
08:26:32 PM
Liberal Harry
by MegaBeth
Nov 24th, 2009
08:48:18 PM
Harry's review 4 months from now when it hits Blu-Ray:
by wash
Nov 24th, 2009
10:03:54 PM
BONES will be LOVELY...
by Darkman
Nov 24th, 2009
10:14:32 PM
thanks creepythinman, but you are needed
by southafricanguy
Nov 24th, 2009
11:47:43 PM
guys its peter jackson, the guys a pretty
by southafricanguy
Nov 24th, 2009
11:49:40 PM
wonder if Harry is gonna flip-flop
by JefferyLebowski
Nov 25th, 2009
02:53:57 AM
Saw it last night and...
by londonfnut
Nov 25th, 2009
03:36:30 AM
Daily Mail review "we leave the cinema....glad it's over"
by livingwater
Nov 25th, 2009
04:23:15 AM
The Guardian and Variety pan it too
by livingwater
Nov 25th, 2009
04:37:17 AM
I knew this was going to be junk
by livingwater
Nov 25th, 2009
04:38:35 AM
"misses the joy and heartbreak of the original."
by livingwater
Nov 25th, 2009
05:23:44 AM
How does one make a PG film about the muder of a 14-yr-old?
by Mr Gorilla
Nov 25th, 2009
05:38:27 AM
But seriously...
by Mr Gorilla
Nov 25th, 2009
05:43:51 AM
livingwater
by sambrook
Nov 25th, 2009
06:35:55 AM
Daily Mail Reviews
by koalaofdoom1982
Nov 25th, 2009
06:46:25 AM
and
by koalaofdoom1982
Nov 25th, 2009
06:50:13 AM
are the reviews this bad? Does anyone know
by southafricanguy
Nov 25th, 2009
07:37:40 AM
I'm really looking forward to seeing this...
by Halloween68
Nov 25th, 2009
08:17:32 AM
JUST HAVE THE KID, HARRY
by Wee Willie
Nov 25th, 2009
09:47:21 AM
I re watched the lord of the rings on DVD
by emeraldboy
Nov 25th, 2009
10:16:48 AM
Fellowship is so much better...
by SK229
Nov 25th, 2009
12:03:58 PM
Maybe Harry's worse review ever...
by squeakyfromme
Nov 25th, 2009
12:39:00 PM
Contrast this to the Variety review
by Gungan Slayer
Nov 25th, 2009
01:20:15 PM
total film four star review
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
03:32:41 PM
the sun - a rave (ok its the sun but still a rave)
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
03:36:51 PM
time magazine loved it
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
03:39:57 PM
screen international liked it with a few misgivings
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
03:41:35 PM
i know what i did there was against everything the boards
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
03:44:26 PM
As an Occasional Fan of Harry's Articles...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Nov 25th, 2009
04:10:11 PM
I really won't trust the legit critics on this one
by Mr Gorilla
Nov 25th, 2009
04:58:00 PM
I havent seen any of peter jacksons early work..
by emeraldboy
Nov 25th, 2009
05:10:47 PM
le vicious
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
06:22:26 PM
"[Harry] couldn't bear to critically...assess his film"
by reflecto
Nov 25th, 2009
07:45:00 PM
I love how the people who wish films were bad
by slappy jones
Nov 25th, 2009
09:02:39 PM
Can we have a dedicated BIG LOB talkback already?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Nov 25th, 2009
09:04:10 PM
I remember Harry positng a response to comments I made.
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
03:53:36 AM
Harry doesnt critally assess..
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
04:05:59 AM
Fellowship review
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
04:10:32 AM
two towers
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
04:13:39 AM
the return of the king...
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
04:21:19 AM
one last thing..
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2009
04:23:27 AM
I'm going to read those reviews right now....
by RighteousBrother
Nov 26th, 2009
06:30:34 AM
looks great!
by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot
Nov 26th, 2009
06:35:45 AM
Curioso Weekly's 5-word review
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 26th, 2009
06:45:39 AM
Empire Magazine - Four Stars
by slappy jones
Nov 26th, 2009
11:22:11 AM
I expected nothing less from Pe'er!
by Kike_Sosa
Nov 26th, 2009
11:44:15 AM
one thing I noticed in the empire review
by slappy jones
Nov 26th, 2009
01:29:40 PM
Gimli farts...
by ScriptCunt
Nov 26th, 2009
03:17:05 PM
You should read this book before the movie
by marv42134213
Nov 27th, 2009
07:19:47 AM
Nice review Harry,
by ndoty_sa
Nov 27th, 2009
09:41:13 AM
You Gotta Warn Them
by SupermanEmpire
Nov 27th, 2009
11:04:19 AM
Rental
by I am_NOTREAL
Nov 28th, 2009
08:21:57 AM
mark wahlberg acting career..
by emeraldboy
Nov 28th, 2009
03:08:12 PM
mark wahlberg..
by emeraldboy
Nov 29th, 2009
03:27:50 AM
it was called fear.
by emeraldboy
Nov 29th, 2009
03:31:11 AM
I'm confused Harry
by liljuniorbrown
Nov 29th, 2009
07:22:29 PM
RE: Playkins - What Dreams May come
by Kizeesh
Nov 30th, 2009
07:47:54 AM
ALWAYS see the movie first!
by The Colonel
Nov 30th, 2009
09:59:55 AM
Interestingly Susan Sarandon is on this big, anti-PJ campaign
by CronenbergResearcher
Dec 2nd, 2009
08:16:29 PM
Damn it. And backlash.
by Jaka
Dec 3rd, 2009
09:55:43 PM
Looking forward to what PJ and crew do to this story...
by Tom_Bombadil
Dec 5th, 2009
02:50:51 AM
What, no more Amazon links to the book?!
by GimpInMyPants
Dec 5th, 2009
08:19:12 AM
jaka you nailed it
by slappy jones
Dec 6th, 2009
01:35:31 PM
finally saw the film
by slappy jones
Dec 7th, 2009
12:34:18 AM
Peter Jackson
by darthvedder81
Dec 9th, 2009
11:22:48 AM
Release DATE?
by Judge Briggs
Dec 11th, 2009
10:28:09 AM
@Judge Briggs
by Rocco Curioso
Dec 12th, 2009
05:41:31 PM
Harry wants to start a family?
by Penetron
Dec 13th, 2009
10:45:28 AM
This sounds like What Dreams Come True-
by Sal_Bando
Dec 13th, 2009
03:33:30 PM
peter jackson
by notkinski
Dec 15th, 2009
06:17:22 AM
saw it, I'd give it a marginal thumbs down
by Deaf_Ears
Dec 17th, 2009
04:45:14 AM
HARRY YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!
by Jabbawookie77
Dec 27th, 2009
01:25:00 AM
PETER JACKSON GET RID OF WALSH AND BOYENS!
by Jabbawookie77
Dec 27th, 2009
01:27:40 AM
Sal_Bando: Seriously?
by Playkins
Dec 27th, 2009
08:55:37 PM
Sal_Bando: Seriously?
by Playkins
Dec 27th, 2009
08:55:39 PM
It's as bad as the critics are saying.
by derubermax
Dec 28th, 2009
11:11:43 AM
derubermax: Methinks you're missing the point
by Playkins
Dec 28th, 2009
04:10:19 PM
I do see your point.
by derubermax
Dec 29th, 2009
01:39:12 AM
a letdown.
by james_cameron_raped_my_childho od
Dec 29th, 2009
05:38:32 PM
Terrible, terrible film (Small review)
by OceanWang
Dec 30th, 2009
09:41:42 AM
One more thing...
by OceanWang
Dec 30th, 2009
09:46:50 AM
Ok, I'm really done this time I swear!!!
by OceanWang
Dec 30th, 2009
09:56:06 AM
another thought & PJ's cameo
by james_cameron_raped_my_childho od
Dec 30th, 2009
11:49:40 PM
Its been a while... but i had to comment
by GingerTwit
Jan 2nd, 2010
01:36:32 AM
Cameo?
by Dr. Strangelove
Jan 3rd, 2010
04:31:52 AM
Gingertwit
by meta4
Jan 4th, 2010
01:35:15 PM
TLB film
by Louisa
Jan 8th, 2010
04:56:47 AM
Peter Jackson's greatest film.
by Griefo
Jan 13th, 2010
02:11:15 AM
Pre-Frighteners PJ could've made a great TLB film
by UnChienAndalou
Jan 14th, 2010
04:45:10 AM
AWFUL film!
by Golden_Ux
Jan 17th, 2010
06:30:09 AM
Saw it last night
by richievanderlow
Jan 17th, 2010
09:38:41 AM
This watch shit
by b3mike
Jan 18th, 2010
11:12:07 PM
The rape scene was a cop out
by grizzlor18
Jan 19th, 2010
12:53:06 PM
This movie was so bad ... Wahlberg looked good in it
by grizzlor18
Jan 19th, 2010
12:58:32 PM
Why do we need the rape scene?
by Golden_Ux
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:30:25 AM
I loved it until the last 5 minutes or so...
by Royston Lodge
Jan 24th, 2010
01:12:32 PM
FYI: I didn't notice Peter Jackson's cameo.
by Royston Lodge
Jan 24th, 2010
01:14:18 PM
Royston Lodge
by mattforce7
Jan 24th, 2010
05:07:43 PM
Ron Perlman & Guillermo Del Tore in TLB
by sheathledger
Feb 4th, 2010
08:12:53 AM
******IT WAS CRAP*******
by omega_786
Feb 10th, 2010
07:31:54 PM
Was it crap with corn?
by Orcus
Feb 10th, 2010
08:54:22 PM
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by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
08:52:50 PM
TfrjtFcO
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
08:53:33 PM
???
by Orcus
Feb 12th, 2010
12:24:16 AM
CuEHYR
by QcoIQh
Feb 15th, 2010
02:07:20 AM
wRRMmej
by QcoIQh
Feb 15th, 2010
02:07:49 AM
reviews for this..
by emeraldboy
Feb 18th, 2010
09:26:16 AM

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