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Published on Wednesday, February 3, 2010 - 4:58pm |
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Harry loves his FROZEN cinematic treat!!!
I like Adam Green - he's a young filmmaker that in his first 3 films he's shown me three very different looks. For HATCHET, he created a batnuts gore extreme 80's Slasher killer ghost story, that is what I call a rollicking good time. For SPIRAL, he created a very introspective horror that rivaled some of what Lucky McKee has done best. But with FROZEN, he's created something that I refer to as Hitchcock With Teeth. The premise can be sold with a single image of three not entirely bright friends on a Ski Lift at night with the lights out during a winter storm.
How did they get stuck on the Ski Lift? Well, it is through no fault of their own. This just happens to be that unbelievable nightmare that you hope and pray never ever happens to you. Suffice to say, once you see this film, begging the Ski Lift operator to let you have one last run before closing.. well, you may never ever do that. At the very least, I would say it is highly unadvisable.
This is one of those suspense, survival films where whether you loved the film or not, you and whoever you took to see the film with, will spend an inordinate amount of time talking about what YOU would have done, what YOU would not have done and generally how horrible it would be to be stuck in the situation provided by the film.
There's a part of me that would love to see this get turned into a Stage Play, because it is kinda perfect for it. 3 characters, 1 location and a lot of characters beating themselves up over every little decision that led to this situation.
Who is in the film? Well, the most recognizable actor is Shawn Ashmore (ICEMAN from X-MEN flicks), he's pretty damn good here. You'll also see Kane Hodder in a very brief and kinda horrific cameo. At least, to me, it is horrific. You'll see.
All that said, the reason to see this movie at theaters this weekend is very simple... it is a fucking amazing audience film.
The first time I saw it was off a DVD screener I got sent for consideration for BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 1138. I watched it on my Movie night with my movie night friend Diana - and about half way through, it felt cold and scary in the house - and we wound up gripping each other, screaming and making crazy "EEEK" style noises as the film continued.
I was sold - and instantly made the calls to secure the film for BNAT. The film played at around 3 or 4 in the morning. Once the "shituation" is in full nightmare mode, the audience was squealing, squirming, shivering and screaming in reaction to the film. My wife was looking through fingers at the screen. The freshly de-pregnified Annette Kellerman next to her had her jaw open in that silly THIS IS SO AWESOMELY HORRIBLE grin she gets.
Now after the film - you'll find people that talk about how they couldn't get into the film because the characters were so stupid. Honestly, these are not the brightest kids. But ya know what. There's alot of dumb fucks in this world that might do some of the ungodly dumbshit these dumb fucks do... That said - I found the film entirely realistic. The girl is one of those excruciatingly helpless damsels, but she kind of relishes that. And we all know girls that are like this girl. That if they were in the situation, they would be a fountain of stupidity from which the boys would drink and then do INSANELY STUPID SHIT all in the name of being a MAN, a HERO.
The movie is a vicious, scary and horrifying experience that was so much fun to see with people that squeal at every frostbite gag, _____________, and then there's the ________s. And the ______s are so fucking evil. I love em. It really is a howling good time!
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Reader Talkback
FIRST by TheMcflyFarm | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:01:46 PM | TheMcFlyFarm by HEADGEEK | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:05:51 PM | DVD column, is it imminent or
what? by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:07:07 PM | Except... by JaviT | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:07:12 PM | Looking forward by stewarco | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:08:57 PM | Will this do for wolves what
Jaws did for sharks? by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:09:56 PM | Is this getting a wide
release? by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:10:28 PM | Watchin it tonight by bubbatwo420 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:11:38 PM | Typical modern "film fan"
response by BitterMan23 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:17:28 PM | Apparently, screeners are the
only way to watch it by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:18:31 PM | BUT... by Dharma4 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:22:54 PM | Harry, suck my cock! by enough22 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:29:54 PM | DVD Column RIP by moondog65478 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:34:21 PM | Wolves aren't dangerous by alan_poon | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:35:24 PM | Got a scoop for you all by JettL1993 | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:43:56 PM | It's a shame Anchor Bay can't
release it wide. by The Gospel According to
Bastardface | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:45:07 PM | Welcome back JettL by mrevilbreakfast | Feb 3rd, 2010 05:56:07 PM | SHILL by Rex Carsalot | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:00:37 PM | The premise doesn't seem very
nightmarish by RandomWordRandomWord | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:01:18 PM | harry's review by alan_poon | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:04:03 PM | and its true that i love you by JettL1993 | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:04:26 PM | I guess what I'm trying to say
is that I'd rather watch by RandomWordRandomWord | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:05:35 PM | I see that JettL has returned by seagrass | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:25:57 PM | I forget, did Harry like The
Ruins? This sounds in by skimn | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:28:06 PM | Randomword by BitterMan23 | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:36:00 PM | Seeing this in the front row
at BNAT was crazy!! by Bob Loblaw Law Blog | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:40:41 PM | Nope... still pretty stupid by CmdX | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:41:45 PM | Ugh limited releases by Lostaddict | Feb 3rd, 2010 06:56:39 PM | This sounds almost as
believable as Open Water by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:10:30 PM | Why so excitable about Harry's
DVD column?!? by CarmillaVonDoom | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:14:20 PM | Carmilla, it's why a lot of
folks come to the site by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:19:44 PM | Have to add I love some of his
picks by CarmillaVonDoom | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:25:34 PM | Some talkbackers are FROTHING
over the DVD column by CarmillaVonDoom | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:27:39 PM | Was a real phobia of mine
growing up by Autodidact | Feb 3rd, 2010 07:29:45 PM | Saying people are stupid is
not an excuse Harry by IndustryKiller! | Feb 3rd, 2010 08:40:21 PM | I think the dvd column has
more to do with by white_vader | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:15:55 PM | Having said all that... by white_vader | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:20:37 PM | I hope the lack of "freebies"
isn't a factor with this... by SoylentMean | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:24:19 PM | cmdx- I'm with you, this movie
looks dumb. by andyny29 | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:33:39 PM | Still bummed we didnt get by Human_Bean_Juice_ | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:34:27 PM | DVD column by PinkFloyd7 | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:35:33 PM | Here's a DVD column by YackBacker | Feb 3rd, 2010 09:44:05 PM | I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
MOVIE. by uberman | Feb 3rd, 2010 10:55:12 PM | I don't buy that the wire rope
would be too sharp by RandomWordRandomWord | Feb 3rd, 2010 11:12:39 PM | shituation by PTSDPete | Feb 3rd, 2010 11:39:37 PM | I'M GETTING CHILLS JUST
THINKING ABOUT FROZEN by BringingSexyBack | Feb 3rd, 2010 11:57:18 PM | FROZEN is a F*CKING insult to
lift operators, patrolers... by Cash907 | Feb 4th, 2010 12:47:38 AM | i havent seen it by GavinVanDraven | Feb 4th, 2010 01:01:42 AM | oh and by the way... by GavinVanDraven | Feb 4th, 2010 01:05:22 AM | MYTHBUSTERS ALREADY PROVED
THIS MOVIE IS RIGHT by LakerLakers | Feb 4th, 2010 01:22:36 AM | ATTACK OF THE SKI LIFT!!!
Rated R!!! by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2010 01:53:48 AM | I liked it the first time when
it starred Larry David by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2010 01:54:21 AM | Harry's Netflix Column. by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2010 01:56:29 AM | Cash907 by HEADGEEK | Feb 4th, 2010 02:08:04 AM | Not sure what you are
referring to lakerlakers by IndustryKiller! | Feb 4th, 2010 04:32:17 AM | Nice Riposte, Headgeek! by The_Dreaded_Rear_Admiral | Feb 4th, 2010 05:15:47 AM | Hatchet was meh, but Spiral
was awful by Midnightxpress | Feb 4th, 2010 05:53:23 AM | I like how Open Water wasn't
"believable" by solanine | Feb 4th, 2010 06:33:43 AM | The monthly DVD Column is... by masteryoda007 | Feb 4th, 2010 06:51:13 AM | Solanine.... by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 4th, 2010 07:15:53 AM | WHAT WOULD JACKIE CHAN DO? by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 07:35:06 AM | WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE SKI
POLES AS ZIP LINES? by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 07:43:21 AM | so what's the premise for
this... by MamboMan | Feb 4th, 2010 08:19:22 AM | I wonder if the two guys eat
the girl by I_Snake_Plissken | Feb 4th, 2010 08:25:52 AM | SNAKE by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 08:40:42 AM | Harry... by idrinkyourmilkshake | Feb 4th, 2010 08:47:46 AM | cell phones in movie and why i
hate you all by charlesbronsonLIVES | Feb 4th, 2010 09:12:41 AM | CharlesbronsonLIVES that was
fantastic! by LakerLakers | Feb 4th, 2010 09:23:47 AM | Harry has a beer and cheets on
his wife... by TheBaxter | Feb 4th, 2010 09:29:31 AM | Harry. I think you're the
best. by butterbean | Feb 4th, 2010 09:50:15 AM | The Lift Operator... by Sailor Rip | Feb 4th, 2010 09:59:22 AM | If it was.... by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 4th, 2010 10:03:32 AM | And... by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 4th, 2010 10:04:55 AM | I love it when audiences
assume they're all action
heroes... by Chewtoy | Feb 4th, 2010 10:42:00 AM | Chewie..... by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 4th, 2010 10:55:36 AM | YOU DON'T NEED TO BE NO ACTION
HERO by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 11:18:27 AM | "freshly de-pregnified Annette
Kellerman" by Waylaid-by-jackassery | Feb 4th, 2010 11:18:36 AM | It's not too high to jump. by FluffyUnbound | Feb 4th, 2010 11:23:52 AM | Dear LakerLaker - No such
Mythbusters episode by MPJedi2 | Feb 4th, 2010 11:29:21 AM | I could totally jump off the
ski lift no problem by I_Snake_Plissken | Feb 4th, 2010 11:43:51 AM | Chewtoy by Nice Marmot | Feb 4th, 2010 12:13:48 PM | Open Water really happened?
So scratching diving from
my... by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 12:15:25 PM | SoylentMean, re: hunting
wolves by ColonelFatheart | Feb 4th, 2010 12:30:57 PM | Colonel, but that would be in
Antarctica and everybody
knows... by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 12:49:53 PM | So both the premise for Frozen
& Open Water are far from by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 01:01:16 PM | I was hoping the suprise in
Frozen would be abominable by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 01:04:25 PM | I_Snake_Plissken you rock! by butterbean | Feb 4th, 2010 01:37:51 PM | WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST SHOOT A
SIGNAL FLARE? by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 01:40:32 PM | Nearly every zipline scene
you've ever seen is bullshit by Chewtoy | Feb 4th, 2010 01:44:26 PM | WITH VERIZON THEY MIGHT'VE HAD
A CHANCE by BringingSexyBack | Feb 4th, 2010 01:55:04 PM | Harry, how many times you been
skiing? by BottomsUp | Feb 4th, 2010 02:19:03 PM | Chewtoy by FluffyUnbound | Feb 4th, 2010 02:48:37 PM | And if... by FluffyUnbound | Feb 4th, 2010 02:52:35 PM | Typical Harry by ColeTrickle | Feb 4th, 2010 03:08:09 PM | Somebody assassinated Harry's
character? by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 03:11:44 PM | Hatchet 2 is going to rule by LakerLakers | Feb 4th, 2010 03:18:03 PM | Harry seems to hate us all, no
DVD column = hatred by SoylentMean | Feb 4th, 2010 03:28:29 PM | FluffyUnbound by Chewtoy | Feb 4th, 2010 03:53:58 PM | You're wrong about the
Mythbusters LakerLakers by IndustryKiller! | Feb 4th, 2010 04:16:10 PM | I am not wrong Industrykiller! by LakerLakers | Feb 4th, 2010 04:31:46 PM | A-holes Ruining The Movie by Oldnewbie | Feb 4th, 2010 07:29:19 PM | Sorry Oldnewbie... but they're
in the trailer by Chewtoy | Feb 4th, 2010 09:11:42 PM | I just heard the acting
sucked... by SK229 | Feb 4th, 2010 09:30:32 PM | This Winter: Zens will be
Fro'd, In... FROZEN! by Flip63Hole | Feb 5th, 2010 01:39:53 AM | If its as good as Hatchet by Mr Kite | Feb 5th, 2010 02:54:01 AM | IT WAS AMAZING! by LakerLakers | Feb 5th, 2010 04:39:50 AM | After by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 5th, 2010 04:47:43 AM | taking shelter inside my
carcass by HEADGEEK | Feb 5th, 2010 05:11:22 AM | Headgeek by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 5th, 2010 06:37:17 AM | PS.... by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 5th, 2010 06:38:40 AM | "big, gingery movie Jesus"
that doesn't do a DVD column by SoylentMean | Feb 5th, 2010 07:32:28 AM | About The Thing... by Sailor Rip | Feb 5th, 2010 08:00:08 AM | To Chewtoy on dogs by BooMeRLiNSKi | Feb 5th, 2010 08:26:43 AM | Dogs don't kill people. by Dude_gimme_tabs | Feb 5th, 2010 08:37:50 AM | Humanoids from the Deep... by eustisclay | Feb 5th, 2010 09:18:25 AM | Hey Sailor… by I_Snake_Plissken | Feb 5th, 2010 09:23:00 AM | Laughing my ass off at the
people arguing on whether they
could by Gordon Bombay | Feb 5th, 2010 10:48:06 AM | I'm having a hard time
trusting these AICN reviews... by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 11:01:39 AM | I'll tell you why I liked
Harry's DVD column by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 11:04:32 AM | I don't think I'm Rambo by FluffyUnbound | Feb 5th, 2010 11:48:20 AM | FluffyUnbound, huh wha? by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 11:54:43 AM | The cell phone argument by LakerLakers | Feb 5th, 2010 12:50:12 PM | Fluffy by gun_will_travel | Feb 5th, 2010 01:29:24 PM | gun by FluffyUnbound | Feb 5th, 2010 01:57:34 PM | Fox presents Man vs. Beast
3!!! by Gordon Bombay | Feb 5th, 2010 01:59:25 PM | Fluffy, is that the only story
you googled? by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 02:11:13 PM | BooMeRLiNSKi by Chewtoy | Feb 5th, 2010 02:11:30 PM | No, Vader by FluffyUnbound | Feb 5th, 2010 02:22:24 PM | Google some other stories by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 02:27:21 PM | And no animal from North
America is a pussy by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 02:27:54 PM | Opossums are nasty little
bastards. by Chewtoy | Feb 5th, 2010 02:38:28 PM | I almost shoveled a life
opossum by D.Vader | Feb 5th, 2010 03:02:35 PM | Fluffy by gun_will_travel | Feb 5th, 2010 06:26:25 PM | Re: LAKERLAKERS by SK229 | Feb 5th, 2010 07:26:22 PM | NONSENSICAL GARBAGE... by johnnyrandom | Feb 6th, 2010 11:34:38 AM | Impossible to see with an
audience by loki24 | Feb 6th, 2010 09:37:01 PM | Wolves by Horned One | Feb 7th, 2010 08:35:25 PM | FACT! by Horned One | Feb 7th, 2010 08:40:23 PM | FACT! by Flibbertygibbet | Feb 8th, 2010 11:33:26 AM | Ski lifts scare me by Knobules | Feb 9th, 2010 12:35:18 PM | "Sounds as believable as Open
Water" by spectrebeeyatch | Feb 9th, 2010 05:31:12 PM | oqJOKUt by TmvEqK | Feb 11th, 2010 07:01:52 PM | SzhVMNM by TmvEqK | Feb 11th, 2010 07:02:34 PM | What a total piece of shit... by Shepard Wong | Feb 15th, 2010 08:55:24 AM | Maybe a better play by bierce | May 22nd, 2010 07:34:09 PM | SPAMMER! by Orcus | Jun 20th, 2010 06:17:46 PM | Whoa! Spammer Gone! by Orcus | Jun 20th, 2010 06:23:04 PM |
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