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Harry scratches THE WOLF MAN's Belly till his leg does that involuntary kick thing!!!

I set about writing a review of THE WOLF MAN shortly after getting home, Monday night, after our screening. I had stopped about halfway through the piece, and when I got a note from Universal saying that the Embargo was lifted, I went back to reread what a wrote and I've decided to begin again.

It is easy with projects like this one, films where the original is held impossibly dear to one's heart, that you get so wrapped up in the nostalgia of the thing, that I found myself losing the film I actually saw - versus the various drafts of the screenplay I read, the late night discussions with Mark Romanek regarding his vision for the film... which frankly are mute - the second he left the film. Many online writers are going to get wrapped up in the preciousness of Andrew Kevin Walker's script... or the David Self drafts... or they'll allow their love of the original WOLF MAN to color their review. Then there's the biggest monkey on the back of the film, which is Rick Baker - and why he wasn't allowed to handle the transformations. Well... The reason is quite simple. Joe Johnston wanted to make HIS version of THE WOLFMAN and he wanted to use CG.

So what did I think of this version of THE WOLFMAN?

I kinda loved it. And that was absolutely not what I was expecting. For the past 6 months or so I've been trying to see this movie. At one point, we very nearly had it as the Closing Night film of last year's FANTASTIC FEST. Then there was BNAT. Each time though I was thwarted. Two nights before our Monday screening, in a wildly insane screening in Los Angeles - Mr. Beaks & Moriarty saw the film and both kinda hated it. I talked with them at length, hearing their disappointments that the film was cut so short that it lost the weight of the script, characters and what not. But they said Devin liked it.

OH NO! I AGREE WITH DEVIN ON SOMETHING!?!?!

So why do I like it?

It is a gothic Wolf Man movie. Point blank, that's what I love. I love that it isn't modern day, that it isn't a retread of the mordern werewolf movies. I love the sheer amount of practical gore. The sets, the woods, the moon, the look of the film is exquisite. I love the sanitarium, the fevered nightmares and freakish bad trip moments. I love Rick's make-up, and dammit - I even appreciate the CG transformation stuff. I like Benicio, Hopkins and Blunt... but I fucking LOVE Hugo Weaving's Scotland Yard detective. LOVE HIM! Wish to god I could see the sequel.

I love that it is this period, I love that in no way does it remind me of Branagh's FRANKENSTEIN, but of Coppola's DRACULA. I love that my nephew watched the film through his fingers, but came out smiling. I like that it didn't outstay its welcome. And my favorite thing... the thing that just would not stop making me smile... it is absolutely a horror film. This isn't a video game, it isn't anything resembling a video game. They didn't co-opt the brand and turn it into a light-hearted adventure tale.

Is it all wolfsbane and silver?

No, the film has its flaws, but I don't feel they sabotage the whole. Coming into this... a film that was trying to take care of script problems during a writer's strike. A film that lost its director just a couple weeks prior to shooting. On a set, where everyone voiced misgivings and problems and politics. With a director that was pretty unproven in this genre. Massive reshoots. I was truly fearing the end results.

Honestly, about 25 minutes in, I was so relieved. Massawyrm was to my right, exclaiming under his breath, "This is badass!" and I was smiling in agreement. To my left, Father Geek was smiling, which to me... is just about the most perfect thing I could see while watching a WOLFMAN movie. I remember on Branagh's FRANKENSTEIN, we were both appalled. And my initial reaction to THE MUMMY was pretty similar. Mainly because atmospherically, I wanted a bit of a creaky flick... and it wasn't there. Here, I came out genuinely pleased.

Sure I wanted more Benicio as Talbot, a little more sympathy for the creature moments. I would have liked had they kept the Bela/Werewolf device. And there's a part of me that would have liked Old Man Talbot to be a bit more Claude Rain-ish. And my biggest disappointment was Geraldine Chaplin's Maleva the Gypsy.

I miss her relationship with the Wolf Man. Finding him on the moors in a trap, wounded and baying at the moon. And my last complaint involved the utterly bizarre CG Deer and Bear. What the fuck? Are there really No magnificent Stags - and no trained circus bears in England? Really? CG? For that? Shaking my head man. Why?

I'm looking forward to taking Yoko to seeing this film, hopefully on Valentine's Day. After all, I've always had a thing for Beauty & the Beast storylines. It's probably some sort of complex that more days at the gym would help with.

Out of all the UNIVERSAL HORROR remakes... this one feels right for me. I can see it. It's more violent, every bit as bizarre and odd. And that wolfboy in India just fucking gave me the willies! But I can feel it.

As for Joe Johnston. I have to applaud the man. I love the style of the film, the flashes of time passage to keep the next full moon always moving quickly to terrorize Larry again. There's way more right about this than wrong, and frankly that was not a given with this film. I'm genuinely pleased.

This is a Blu Ray I can't wait to get - and a film that I can't wait to share with my wife.

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FIRST!!!!!
by QuizKidDonnieSmith
Feb 11th, 2010
02:57:29 AM
Yeah!
by Lance2769
Feb 11th, 2010
02:58:11 AM
WOLFMAN HAS NIPPLES?
by iwontwin
Feb 11th, 2010
03:05:43 AM
It's cool.
by Darth Scourge
Feb 11th, 2010
03:06:30 AM
wolfboy in India?
by iwontwin
Feb 11th, 2010
03:07:30 AM
Anthony Hopkins phones in his performance!
by Napolean Solo
Feb 11th, 2010
03:13:40 AM
Enjoyable Sat Night Flick
by deej_no_1
Feb 11th, 2010
03:16:25 AM
Elfman
by JaviT
Feb 11th, 2010
03:25:13 AM
Elfman Score
by deej_no_1
Feb 11th, 2010
03:31:01 AM
Homage to What?
by jeff_vader
Feb 11th, 2010
03:31:24 AM
Hopkins detached...
by Napolean Solo
Feb 11th, 2010
03:47:05 AM
the real question is.....
by Fineus Fog
Feb 11th, 2010
03:55:43 AM
To be Blunt
by Karl Childers
Feb 11th, 2010
03:56:55 AM
"kinda loved it"... "kinda hated it"... Jesus...
by Charlie & Tex
Feb 11th, 2010
04:00:44 AM
Dancing Circus Bears?
by batmans_pants
Feb 11th, 2010
04:10:05 AM
trifecta
by akoss2k
Feb 11th, 2010
04:31:14 AM
thank god
by antonphd
Feb 11th, 2010
04:34:14 AM
No No No!
by Lampers
Feb 11th, 2010
04:46:06 AM
Ebert makes me laugh
by Bass Ackwards
Feb 11th, 2010
04:58:34 AM
Meh..so is "Twilight: Eclipse" a horror film now or what?!
by Mike_D
Feb 11th, 2010
05:03:43 AM
I've loved the trailers and I'm very excited for this-
by sonnyfern
Feb 11th, 2010
05:19:46 AM
The Wolfman review
by Long_Duk_Dong
Feb 11th, 2010
05:36:59 AM
Sounds like Harry loved everything except
by Bruce of all Trades
Feb 11th, 2010
05:56:11 AM
Hey Harry
by MANZILLA
Feb 11th, 2010
05:58:06 AM
THE WORD IS "MOOT", HAROLD...
by johnnyrandom
Feb 11th, 2010
06:06:14 AM
Remember werewolves in Matrix Reloaded?
by sansara07
Feb 11th, 2010
06:17:19 AM
A Mute Point!
by damn_dirty_ape
Feb 11th, 2010
06:53:18 AM
Harry's Review
by damn_dirty_ape
Feb 11th, 2010
07:02:40 AM
QUESTION
by w1za
Feb 11th, 2010
07:24:26 AM
I had chili for lunch.
by Godovhellfire
Feb 11th, 2010
07:30:54 AM
looks dull...
by McGooCain
Feb 11th, 2010
07:38:38 AM
it is by all accounts..
by emeraldboy
Feb 11th, 2010
07:56:35 AM
Really looking forward to this, stupid snow causing a further...
by SoylentMean
Feb 11th, 2010
08:02:05 AM
Whew... what a relief.
by director stan arthur
Feb 11th, 2010
08:06:48 AM
wishywashy
by McGooCain
Feb 11th, 2010
08:10:34 AM
Bruce of all Trades
by thecheesegrommit
Feb 11th, 2010
08:23:37 AM
Harry "kinda liked it", case closed then....
by JayLenoTookMyJob
Feb 11th, 2010
08:31:17 AM
I saw this...
by Harrigan
Feb 11th, 2010
08:40:56 AM
you 'kinda loved it'???
by Windowlicker74
Feb 11th, 2010
08:43:02 AM
Vocabulary skills: moot, not mute
by Dennis_Lynch
Feb 11th, 2010
08:45:42 AM
Bruce of all Trades
by McGooCain
Feb 11th, 2010
08:47:43 AM
Benicio drew from his 1st acting experience for this roll...
by Vulcan_CSC_Rep
Feb 11th, 2010
08:51:24 AM
harry--how about your fukken DVD column??
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 11th, 2010
09:10:05 AM
Austin Chronicle Review
by Aquatarkusman
Feb 11th, 2010
09:11:29 AM
"Not doing TO well in school" - haha!
by Belasco_House
Feb 11th, 2010
09:15:18 AM
Saw this last night. It was all right.
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
09:17:27 AM
Coppola's Dracula...
by Azlam Orlandu
Feb 11th, 2010
09:26:38 AM
BUT, considering how many hands this project went through...
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
09:28:49 AM
The CGI stag and bear
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
09:34:19 AM
ONCE AGAIN GEEKS FELLATE MEDIOCRITY
by reflecto
Feb 11th, 2010
09:34:59 AM
D. Vader...
by eustisclay
Feb 11th, 2010
09:42:54 AM
And BTW anyone who read the script knew this was lame
by reflecto
Feb 11th, 2010
09:44:57 AM
It was funny eustisclay
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
09:47:04 AM
I was seriously worried by the review headline...
by JasonPratt
Feb 11th, 2010
09:51:48 AM
HARRY KINDA LOVED IT...SURPRISE SURPRISE
by JaPra
Feb 11th, 2010
09:53:57 AM
Harry was never not going to praise this film
by reflecto
Feb 11th, 2010
09:57:48 AM
I plan to watch this at home with a glass of scotch...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 11th, 2010
10:10:16 AM
Lest we forget
by IAmLegolas
Feb 11th, 2010
10:25:08 AM
FlickaPoo...
by Charlie & Tex
Feb 11th, 2010
10:31:57 AM
My take **SMALL SPOILER**
by wes89horns
Feb 11th, 2010
10:38:38 AM
Someone scratch under Harry's arm...
by mr dark
Feb 11th, 2010
10:40:33 AM
The big REVEAL
by earl of sandwich
Feb 11th, 2010
10:44:52 AM
Completely forgetful
by Plastic_shark
Feb 11th, 2010
10:46:21 AM
Plastic_shark
by frozen01
Feb 11th, 2010
11:00:24 AM
D.Vader
by frozen01
Feb 11th, 2010
11:04:17 AM
It does make sense Frozen...
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
11:07:10 AM
I think I wouldn't mind liking this film either
by Series7
Feb 11th, 2010
11:17:37 AM
Sounds okay to me.
by Vlad the Inhaler
Feb 11th, 2010
11:22:48 AM
average
by mexicant
Feb 11th, 2010
12:09:11 PM
Harry, give some love to Rick Heinrichs on set production!
by DamjanD
Feb 11th, 2010
12:09:21 PM
Harry ...Coppolla's dracula?
by mexicant
Feb 11th, 2010
12:21:51 PM
I can't wait to see this!!
by venvariants
Feb 11th, 2010
12:31:50 PM
Seeing this Saturday
by Jabroni
Feb 11th, 2010
12:40:25 PM
No mention of the score Harry?
by odo19
Feb 11th, 2010
12:43:34 PM
coppollas dracula=masterpiece!
by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot
Feb 11th, 2010
12:46:15 PM
Coppalla's Dracula does indeed rock...
by odo19
Feb 11th, 2010
12:53:50 PM
Hey, Harry...
by immortal_pirate
Feb 11th, 2010
01:02:22 PM
However...
by immortal_pirate
Feb 11th, 2010
01:04:06 PM
Just saw it - IT WAS SHIT
by shaneo632
Feb 11th, 2010
01:18:40 PM
So what!
by ivorbiggun
Feb 11th, 2010
01:24:38 PM
pretty unproven in this genre
by Series7
Feb 11th, 2010
01:32:15 PM
Oh, and for once ARMOND WHITE was right...
by shaneo632
Feb 11th, 2010
01:43:22 PM
A half-hearted, half-assed review
by BillEmic
Feb 11th, 2010
01:45:16 PM
Harry - how good would have Mark's film been?
by hallmitchell
Feb 11th, 2010
02:00:14 PM
uh...
by Dollar Bird
Feb 11th, 2010
02:19:51 PM
Currently at 35% on RT
by director stan arthur
Feb 11th, 2010
02:32:40 PM
WOLF MAN = DOG SHIT
by AzulTool
Feb 11th, 2010
02:44:55 PM
I'm gonna rent this and love it in secret
by L. Ron Bumquist
Feb 11th, 2010
02:53:16 PM
Yeah, back to the gym fatso
by Geektard_Smasher
Feb 11th, 2010
03:01:00 PM
RE:COPPOLA'S DRACULA IS FUCKING AWESOME EXCEPT FOR KEANU AND WIN
by L. Ron Bumquist
Feb 11th, 2010
03:07:29 PM
How to make Harry love (even kinda love) your movie
by skimn
Feb 11th, 2010
03:16:14 PM
fuck The Spirit
by turketron_2
Feb 11th, 2010
03:28:24 PM
A mute point!!!
by BangoSkank
Feb 11th, 2010
03:31:15 PM
turketron_2
by L. Ron Bumquist
Feb 11th, 2010
03:39:32 PM
Re: The Spirit
by skimn
Feb 11th, 2010
03:45:50 PM
But more importantly, what does The_Recruiter think?
by WickedJester
Feb 11th, 2010
03:46:52 PM
Harry likes a movie that is his corner animation? No way!
by WickedJester
Feb 11th, 2010
03:47:39 PM
CHECK OUT MY WOLFMAN REVIEW...
by shaneo632
Feb 11th, 2010
03:49:37 PM
RE: Branagh's Frankenstein
by jorson28
Feb 11th, 2010
04:00:31 PM
thecheesegrommit
by Bruce of all Trades
Feb 11th, 2010
04:21:55 PM
What does Massawyrm smell like?
by YackBacker
Feb 11th, 2010
05:03:40 PM
HARRY -- your reviews are CONFUSING!
by ninpobugei
Feb 11th, 2010
05:40:21 PM
Harry - your review was good.
by iloveaicn
Feb 11th, 2010
05:56:23 PM
TO SUM UP...
by johnnyrandom
Feb 11th, 2010
05:57:42 PM
Getting panned at Rotten Tomatoes
by Scorchy
Feb 11th, 2010
05:59:07 PM
in regards to Dracula...
by immortal_pirate
Feb 11th, 2010
06:07:51 PM
Just got back from seeing it
by alan_poon
Feb 11th, 2010
06:13:26 PM
re: protagonist waking up from multiple nightmares
by Castlemonster
Feb 11th, 2010
07:14:31 PM
And he freely admits to stealing the device
by Castlemonster
Feb 11th, 2010
07:20:43 PM
Sorry, Rick Baker he looks like the "Pooch Man"
by Raymar
Feb 11th, 2010
07:39:23 PM
harry you're such a sell-out...
by ladevastation
Feb 11th, 2010
07:48:38 PM
I wanted to LOVE IT. I didn't.
by blakindigo
Feb 11th, 2010
07:52:56 PM
Nice, blakindigo
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
08:08:50 PM
Seeing it tomorrow. Reserving judgement until then.
by SoylentMean
Feb 11th, 2010
08:28:48 PM

by Immortal_Fish
Feb 11th, 2010
08:31:51 PM
"I went back to reread what a wrote"
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 11th, 2010
08:32:14 PM
"I kinda loved it."
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 11th, 2010
08:34:02 PM
"So why do I like it?"
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 11th, 2010
08:35:03 PM
"my nephew watched the film through his fingers"
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 11th, 2010
08:37:14 PM
That braille bit made me laugh, Fish
by D.Vader
Feb 11th, 2010
08:44:55 PM
Braille would make for one bumpy ride
by SoylentMean
Feb 11th, 2010
08:53:53 PM
Sleepy Hollow.....
by HordePrime
Feb 11th, 2010
09:05:16 PM
SoylentMean
by The Dum Guy
Feb 11th, 2010
09:57:23 PM
Maybe Sweden or Korea will make a good werewolf movie
by Gozu
Feb 11th, 2010
10:10:42 PM
Were they frankly mute?
by Gogo Bananas
Feb 11th, 2010
10:17:55 PM
That fucking nephew.....
by Loosejerk
Feb 11th, 2010
11:23:07 PM
i've grown reticent of harry's optimism
by Kammich
Feb 12th, 2010
12:02:10 AM
Just Seen It, blackindigo is exactly right
by quantize
Feb 12th, 2010
12:40:46 AM
Herc has been doing the DVD column for a while
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 12th, 2010
03:01:16 AM
MUTE POINT, lol
by polyh3dron
Feb 12th, 2010
03:29:45 AM
I don't have a good feeling about this
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
03:50:46 AM
The Bear didn't start out CG
by Pandorum
Feb 12th, 2010
04:07:24 AM
sansara07
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
04:15:16 AM
Just came back from it...
by Kirbymanly
Feb 12th, 2010
04:25:19 AM
Joe Johnstone...
by Rameses
Feb 12th, 2010
04:25:58 AM
Hugo Weaving's Abberline character he plays...
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
04:52:56 AM
Rameses, Disney wouldn't allow the Betty Page material—
by blakindigo
Feb 12th, 2010
04:53:01 AM
can we stops saying a film "has its flaws"?
by Phil Connors
Feb 12th, 2010
04:58:35 AM
Mark Romanek is MUTE!
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
05:00:17 AM
Joe Johnston is mediocrity personified
by reflecto
Feb 12th, 2010
06:54:03 AM
FlickaPoo
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
07:49:23 AM
FlickaPoo
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
07:49:29 AM
re: Castlemonster
by jeff_vader
Feb 12th, 2010
08:03:13 AM
Guilhermo Del Toro was born to direct this
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
08:22:41 AM
oh God DON'T LET HERC DO THE DVD COLUMN!
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
08:44:42 AM
Kirbymanly
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
08:44:49 AM
Heed Kaiser Soze!
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
08:46:34 AM
In fact, Let FATHERGEEK do it
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
08:49:56 AM
In fact, Let FATHERGEEK do it
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
08:50:00 AM
Gonna see it tomorrow and my guess from the trailer
by white_vader
Feb 12th, 2010
08:55:10 AM
damn straight asimov
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
08:59:00 AM
Kaiser Soze
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
09:07:52 AM
Kaiser Soze
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
09:10:49 AM
definitely not the AICN it used to be
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
09:27:36 AM
Addams, days
by Kaiser Soze
Feb 12th, 2010
09:29:38 AM
Kaiser Soze
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
09:45:32 AM
Kaiser Soze...
by ladevastation
Feb 12th, 2010
11:16:54 AM
ladevastation
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
11:34:27 AM
People mentioning Coppola's Dracula in a Joe Johnston thread....
by Hint_of_Smegma
Feb 12th, 2010
11:58:53 AM
"Joe Johnston is a movie god simply for making Rocketeer"
by reflecto
Feb 12th, 2010
12:29:59 PM
Joe Johnson makes rocketeer and is a movie god?
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
01:07:28 PM
" CG? For that? Why?" Because they can!
by Orionsangels
Feb 12th, 2010
01:14:33 PM
Reflecto...I pity you. And Asimov, wtf? Have you lost the plot?
by Hint_of_Smegma
Feb 12th, 2010
02:25:14 PM
I couldn't see this today because the theater was blocked
by SoylentMean
Feb 12th, 2010
03:13:23 PM
Just saw it. AICN owes me 12.50$
by m_reporter
Feb 12th, 2010
03:20:53 PM
Mute!?!?!?!
by topfivevideo
Feb 12th, 2010
03:27:24 PM
Hint_of_Smegma
by AsimovLives
Feb 12th, 2010
03:56:51 PM
Joe Johnston IS a God of film. but not because
by white_vader
Feb 12th, 2010
07:45:59 PM
Asimov. That's is exactly the definition of opinion.
by Hint_of_Smegma
Feb 12th, 2010
07:46:16 PM
New THOR Casting news here http://tinyurl.com/yz8l9vy
by iloveaicn
Feb 12th, 2010
09:36:20 PM
TehCreepyThinMan is an asshole
by iloveaicn
Feb 12th, 2010
11:50:00 PM
i liked the violence, that was a suprise!
by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot
Feb 13th, 2010
03:52:26 AM
2 words...Loved it.
by Carl's hat
Feb 13th, 2010
04:42:46 AM
WTF there were NO SCARES
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
05:51:39 AM
Well, I guess I guessed right...
by white_vader
Feb 13th, 2010
08:54:34 AM
I'd like to know how much wolfman was Hopkins
by JackSlater4
Feb 13th, 2010
09:38:17 AM
The Wolfman humps Harry's leg.
by cookylamoo
Feb 13th, 2010
10:33:37 AM
Oh, there were scares . . .
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
Feb 13th, 2010
10:59:55 AM
Problematic but fun
by cenobiteme
Feb 13th, 2010
11:37:41 AM
I'd say the bear and the deer
by JackSlater4
Feb 13th, 2010
11:44:36 AM
Just dull dull dull...not a happy shoot I reckon.
by daglesj
Feb 13th, 2010
12:09:26 PM
A Death Fight . . . Between Two Beasts !
by FlyingToupee
Feb 13th, 2010
12:10:56 PM
AICN reveiwers are getting soft!
by Logan_1973
Feb 13th, 2010
01:55:57 PM
"The Wolf Man" is a damn fine cinematic cheeseburger.
by robzilla72
Feb 13th, 2010
02:14:16 PM
The Wolfman's last line was so awesome
by the Green Gargantua
Feb 13th, 2010
02:53:52 PM
soo it's this years HULK?
by MST3KPIMP
Feb 13th, 2010
02:55:42 PM
Robzilla is right on.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 13th, 2010
03:13:11 PM
No 12yr old would find that scarey
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
05:23:43 PM
It's one of those movies where you just think
by CherryValance
Feb 13th, 2010
06:18:26 PM
ASSHOLE LIVES HAS SEX WITH BEAGLES.
by Sal_Bando
Feb 13th, 2010
06:21:28 PM
Jesus, Quantize, I HATE telegraphed camp!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 13th, 2010
07:02:36 PM
A scare is a scare is a scare..
by Carl's hat
Feb 13th, 2010
07:09:43 PM
The Reluctant Austinite
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
07:14:29 PM
People like you make the world a nastier place.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 13th, 2010
07:29:40 PM
del torro? more like del bore-o
by HaterofCrap
Feb 13th, 2010
08:05:59 PM
no character developement? no pointless love story?
by frank cotton
Feb 13th, 2010
08:20:30 PM
The Reluctant Austinite, mate calm down…
by blakindigo
Feb 13th, 2010
08:28:47 PM
The Reluctant Austinite
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
08:54:08 PM
Reluctant Austinite
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
08:56:10 PM
Quantizen and Austinite.
by Hint_of_Smegma
Feb 13th, 2010
10:02:41 PM
Kaiser Soze...
by ufoclub1977
Feb 13th, 2010
10:11:31 PM
Absolutely these things should be FUN, but Robzilla
by white_vader
Feb 13th, 2010
10:45:07 PM
Hint_of_Smegma
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
11:08:23 PM
white_vader
by quantize
Feb 13th, 2010
11:11:13 PM
Not that anyone cares (ironic quip), but
by white_vader
Feb 13th, 2010
11:29:54 PM
Hey Quantize,
by white_vader
Feb 13th, 2010
11:38:14 PM
And you're right,
by white_vader
Feb 13th, 2010
11:40:06 PM
This movie was a complete mess.
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2010
12:50:37 AM
And Elfman is reduced to ripping off a better score?
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2010
12:55:50 AM
I thought it was WONDERFUL.
by venvariants
Feb 14th, 2010
05:45:49 AM
Naysayers have their heads up their asses
by quantize
Feb 14th, 2010
05:59:43 AM
ps
by quantize
Feb 14th, 2010
06:03:16 AM
Sal_Bland
by AsimovLives
Feb 14th, 2010
06:07:11 AM
Heh, no offence venvariants
by white_vader
Feb 14th, 2010
06:14:39 AM
Asimov
by white_vader
Feb 14th, 2010
06:19:29 AM
Wolf scenes are great. Everything else lacked vision and depth.
by knowthyself
Feb 14th, 2010
09:30:33 AM
"Which frankly are mute"
by peter_dickinson
Feb 14th, 2010
10:11:31 AM
I should always remember to "not feed the Trolls"
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 14th, 2010
10:46:16 AM
Why did Universal hire Joe Johnston?
by D.Vader
Feb 14th, 2010
11:59:27 AM
Was this Elfman's old score? Or a new one?
by D.Vader
Feb 14th, 2010
12:59:56 PM
Was this Elfman's old score? Or a new one?
by D.Vader
Feb 14th, 2010
12:59:57 PM
Do you hear that, Mr. Talbot? That is the sound of inevitability
by drunkenmonkey73
Feb 14th, 2010
01:06:25 PM
Yes, I hope we eventually see different cuts of the movie.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 14th, 2010
01:20:16 PM
"those jumps that are thrown in are great for a date"
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2010
01:21:06 PM
Mattman, the double "it's a dream" thing was okay ONCE,
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 14th, 2010
01:37:24 PM
CGI Bear? Really?
by Cheif Brody
Feb 14th, 2010
01:43:56 PM
That's too much time and money, Chief
by D.Vader
Feb 14th, 2010
02:04:41 PM
CG bear dodm
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2010
02:19:31 PM
Aaggh, stupid 'enter' key
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2010
02:20:21 PM
It's MOOT not MUTE, ffs
by ParagonComplex
Feb 14th, 2010
03:36:09 PM
Reluctant Austinite should remember to 'not be a pompous ass'
by quantize
Feb 14th, 2010
03:42:48 PM
just a quick reminder of that pomposity
by quantize
Feb 14th, 2010
03:46:35 PM
but I didn't call you a "fucking moron".
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 14th, 2010
06:37:20 PM
Does Emily wax her asshole?
by Star Hump
Feb 14th, 2010
09:02:35 PM
White Vader - Dog Soldiers.
by Hint_of_Smegma
Feb 14th, 2010
10:40:42 PM
Big D - it's the Alien 3 of the new decade!
by white_vader
Feb 14th, 2010
10:48:38 PM
Smeg
by white_vader
Feb 14th, 2010
10:57:55 PM
Oh another thing D. Vader on the Rick Baker dirt
by white_vader
Feb 14th, 2010
11:04:07 PM
Ginger Snaps
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 14th, 2010
11:58:06 PM
Cool!
by white_vader
Feb 15th, 2010
12:51:11 AM
Enjoy yourself.
by quantize
Feb 15th, 2010
02:23:59 AM
Scary horror movies
by MIYAGISAN
Feb 15th, 2010
03:37:06 AM
white_vader
by AsimovLives
Feb 15th, 2010
04:43:11 AM
MIYAGISAN
by AsimovLives
Feb 15th, 2010
06:33:45 AM
I'd say that in the 70s...
by AsimovLives
Feb 15th, 2010
06:34:45 AM
white_vader
by AsimovLives
Feb 15th, 2010
08:10:08 AM
Need to watch GINGER SNAPS
by AsimovLives
Feb 15th, 2010
08:13:54 AM
THX Benicio, this is the wolfman i always wanted to see !!!
by HessianHorseman
Feb 15th, 2010
08:55:39 AM
So how was Baker's Wolf transformation going to work?
by the Green Gargantua
Feb 15th, 2010
09:27:08 AM
BTW "You gotta flip it, flip it for real" I swear this was said
by the Green Gargantua
Feb 15th, 2010
09:30:33 AM
SPOILER ALERT: Anybody notice--
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 15th, 2010
09:59:41 AM
The skiping stone scene--
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 15th, 2010
10:01:04 AM
Very disapointing.Cappolla's Dracula was far superior.
by Stalkeye
Feb 15th, 2010
10:23:29 AM
Mute
by PTSDPete
Feb 15th, 2010
10:57:43 AM
DOG SOLDIERS IS SOO OVERRATED (on these boards)
by the Green Gargantua
Feb 15th, 2010
11:30:49 AM
Sounds like its Romanek who didn't trust Rick Baker
by D.Vader
Feb 15th, 2010
11:47:49 AM
Rick Baker comments on the CGI usage...
by D.Vader
Feb 15th, 2010
11:52:16 AM
What movie did Harry see? Spoilers
by Dkev00
Feb 15th, 2010
12:25:03 PM
LOVED IT!
by uberman
Feb 15th, 2010
12:29:23 PM
WTF Kevin Smith Is Too Fat To Fly?
by iloveaicn
Feb 15th, 2010
12:43:42 PM
IRON MAN MARK 6 also on www.fanboyweb.com
by iloveaicn
Feb 15th, 2010
12:44:27 PM
We need MORE films like the Wolfman!
by LORDOFLIGHT
Feb 15th, 2010
03:33:34 PM
I didn't see Hopkins performance as a problem
by Hervoyel
Feb 15th, 2010
05:06:19 PM
IN PART 2 OF THIS, WOLFMAN SHOWS THE LIPSTICK
by RKDN
Feb 15th, 2010
08:33:40 PM
HARRY: THE WORD IS "MOOT"
by RKDN
Feb 15th, 2010
08:34:39 PM
I liked.
by _Lizarkeo
Feb 15th, 2010
09:48:17 PM
I HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH WOLF-MAN
by uberman
Feb 15th, 2010
10:05:43 PM
Hopkins phoned it in...
by quantize
Feb 16th, 2010
05:47:22 AM
Fett, D.Vader, those articles
by white_vader
Feb 16th, 2010
07:59:31 AM
FINALLY worked out with the music
by white_vader
Feb 16th, 2010
08:04:42 AM
No, I had no problem at all with Hopkins performance.
by Hervoyel
Feb 16th, 2010
08:12:44 AM
Gotta disagree with you on this one, Harry.
by Grandpa Bunche
Feb 16th, 2010
11:30:44 AM
Lynch and Lucas, Animated
by slummingangel
Feb 16th, 2010
12:50:32 PM
White Vader
by Parallaxmjm
Feb 16th, 2010
06:10:27 PM
'Better luck next time.'
by quantize
Feb 16th, 2010
09:39:20 PM
32% on RT...no sign of an improvement either
by quantize
Feb 16th, 2010
09:41:56 PM
Grandpa Bunche
by quantize
Feb 16th, 2010
09:44:02 PM
That was cool Slumming
by white_vader
Feb 16th, 2010
10:36:14 PM
When will filmmakers start to learn that...
by AsimovLives
Feb 17th, 2010
06:16:53 AM
Yeah, I really think there will be a next time
by Hervoyel
Feb 17th, 2010
01:42:03 PM
I LOVED WOLFMAN!
by uberman
Feb 17th, 2010
02:04:43 PM
A big FUCK YOU to cgi animals...
by Sulla
Feb 17th, 2010
06:07:01 PM
Meh...
by rutgersjaffo
Feb 17th, 2010
08:51:48 PM
Rutgers
by white_vader
Feb 18th, 2010
12:23:13 AM
The lame Valentine's Day movie got 17% on RT
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 18th, 2010
10:11:57 AM
Harry, don't bother with the
by Ateball
Feb 18th, 2010
02:19:09 PM
Sequel will have Michael J. Fox - "The Teenwolfman"
by jawsfan
Feb 18th, 2010
03:51:37 PM
Reviews & box-office have nothing to do with one another.
by quantize
Feb 18th, 2010
09:45:47 PM
'No-Brainer'
by quantize
Feb 18th, 2010
09:49:36 PM
WOLFMAN was GREAT!
by uberman
Feb 18th, 2010
11:24:00 PM
Rick Baker interview here ...
by HessianHorseman
Feb 19th, 2010
06:00:51 AM
Watch out for our belly-fu, quantize!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 19th, 2010
10:53:40 AM
Not a great flick, but certainly not a bad one
by Luscious.868
Feb 19th, 2010
02:25:46 PM
Hope the CREATURE'S good too!
by LORDOFLIGHT
Feb 19th, 2010
05:07:20 PM
The Reluctant Austinite
by quantize
Feb 19th, 2010
11:53:26 PM
Well, you still hate Soldier, Harry.
by Knuckleduster
Feb 20th, 2010
06:58:57 AM
Okay, quantize, I'm sorry.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 20th, 2010
10:19:02 AM
Saw it on, err... Tuesday?
by Kammich
Feb 20th, 2010
04:02:39 PM
re: CGI animals
by Kammich
Feb 20th, 2010
04:11:33 PM
I raise my glass to side boobage!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Feb 20th, 2010
05:23:55 PM
Harry, Are You Nuts, Or Just On Uni's Payroll!
by extremecinema
Feb 20th, 2010
08:47:04 PM
GOOD FLICK
by uberman
Feb 20th, 2010
09:51:23 PM
The Reluctant Austinite
by quantize
Feb 21st, 2010
07:34:14 AM
correction
by quantize
Feb 21st, 2010
07:35:30 AM
one of the worst films of the year
by Dragon
Feb 22nd, 2010
02:34:10 AM
On those Bad girls boxes, is that Dita Von Teese?
by white_vader
Feb 22nd, 2010
07:39:35 AM
Oops, obviously that was meant
by white_vader
Feb 22nd, 2010
07:00:56 PM
SCRIPT WRITER SHIT HIMSELF: WAS SCARED BY THE WOLFMAN
by tazzzer
Feb 25th, 2010
07:59:37 PM
Didn't Like It
by richievanderlow
Feb 28th, 2010
08:42:23 AM
SHIT SHIT SHIT. That's a analysis of the script, people
by JonChambers
May 6th, 2010
12:39:23 AM
SHIT SHIT SHIT is the plot of Human Centipede
by Orcus
May 6th, 2010
09:21:08 AM

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