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AICN Introduces Cinematic Shrimp!! Short Films, Movie Learnin', And Much More!!


Merrick here...

…introducing a new and recurring feature for AICN called "Cinematic Shrimp."

In nearly every regard, this feature is about our readers as much as it is for our readers. Our mission statement here is simple: we want to inspire folks to make movies. And we hope to accomplish this via a three pronged approach that'll help viewers to see what kind of work is out there while also empowering them to create films for themselves.

Firstly, we want to provide a regular platform for readers to display works they've created. And here it's critically important to define "readers" - I'm talking about anyone who knows or reads this site. This can mean every day folks who have no connection to any kind of entertainment industry & simply love movies, to professional film, television, and music talent who may be working on side projects they're eager to share with the world. Every level of filmmaker, or aspiring filmmaker, has a home here - from the kid who may be picking up a crappy old camera to shoot his first short, to Oscar winning filmmakers and cinematographers who are looking for a way to have their more private work seen.

What are the criteria?

1) As suggested above, we're hoping to find projects of all kinds, of varying degrees of pollish. The scrappiest of movies could have as much to offer as the most refined product - they may possibly have even more to appreciate and learn from.

2) You must be the maker of what you submit.

3) As the Harry-chosen title of this ongoing feature suggests, we'd like to primarily focus on SHORT films here. If you have a feature you'd like to submit for potential posting, or if you have a longer "short" film, I see no problem in posting these over multiple embeds within the same article. But the longer the project, the more picky we'll be about posting them.

5) At the moment, AICN is unable to host large amounts of video - so any work you submit will need to be embedded via Vimeo, YouTube, or any number of other services/embeddable players. We hope to someday be able to host more video on our own servers, but for the time being? Ain't happening. So, submit your projects via links or embed codes - we haven't the time or manpower to wrangle this embedding for you. This will also allow you to retain ultimate control over the quality of your embed. Keep in mind, AICN has a very large readership - your audience will be large, so take care to assure your embed's in the best shape possible.

5) As far as content goes? The sky's the limit - but we may tread cautiously if subject matter is too exploitative or incendiary. Although, given that this is AICN, I'm not exactly sure what boundaries would have to be pushed in order to be disqualified on the basis of content - I suppose there are some, though. Also, I'd like to avoid commercials, unless said commercial demonstrates a remarkable element that can be discussed (i.e. photography, visual effects, etc). or is something extraordinary in general (I'm in love with THIS commercial, for example). If submitting a commercial, it'll have to be a commercial of your own creation.

6) Anyone submitting material for posting should be willing to write about the trials & tribulations they underwent when making their movie. What were the challenges? Did you use special equipment? Did it work, slow you down, etc? What software or hardware did you use in the post-production of your project, and why? Describe your filmmaking experience…talk about elements you're proud of, and what you wish you'd done better. And…so on. If you don't want to take the time to physically write about all of this, we'll accept an embeddable video covering the same material - or your could create a second embed of your movie with a running audio commentary. The point here being: we want people to learn from what you've been though, in the same way we hope you might learn from others.

7) Your work is not being "judged" in the submission process - we'll simply be looking at it to familiarize ourselves with what we're posting, to make sure you actually tried to make a movie, etc.

The second phase of our undertaking: In the break-down above, you'll notice a premium on the 'sharing of knowledge'. That's because we're envisioning Shrimp to be something of a film school/film community. But you won't just be learning from each other. We've already begun outreach to a number of camera companies (embedded comparisons of images captured by various makes and models? High -vs- quality low-end, etc.) , film-related hardware companies (steady cam rigs, cranes, etc.), software companies (editing suites, FX suites, sound mixing, etc.) in the hopes of arranging comprehensive insight about the products they offer. We want you to be broadly aware of the multitude of miraculous technologies that's out there for your consideration, empowered when considering its purchase or use, and to understand the impact such elements can have on your filmmaking. This said, we're also KEENLY aware that not every filmmaker will have a budget to work with - most won't have any budget at all to speak of. Accordingly, we'll also take comprehensive looks at the guerilla side of filmmaking - how to add more zip and pizzazz to your movies as affordably, and as cut-rate, as possible. If you're reading this and working at a company that might like to participate in this endeavor, E-MAIL ME as I'd love to talk further.

THE FINAL PRONG of our approach will be "guest contributions" by well-established industry professionals & production personnel. In these pieces, they won't be pimping their latest movies, or talking about upcoming deals. They'll be considering a single aspect of the filmmaking process and discuss it fully for folks who may just be dipping their feet into the pool of film creation. If you're in "the biz" and want to help folks who are just starting out...or are looking to move further towards a professional career in film...DROP ME A LINE!

Is there a chance all of this could completely implode in some high-profile, embarrassing manner? Absolutely. But, at the very least, I'm confident we'll soon be exposed to interesting films from some mighty talented folks. And if that's the most this feature accomplishes? That in itself would be pretty great as far as I'm concerned . Based on the responses we've received during our initial industrial outreach? I'd say chances are pretty darn good that Shrimp could end up being something highly informative, consistently entertaining, and…with any luck…maybe even a bit inspiring. Which, again, is our endgame.

Along the way, I'll be pestering AICN staff & crew to submit or create their own short films for consideration. I'll also post a few projects which I've co-directed, and will generate a new film specifically for this feature. I am a strong believer in putting one's money where one's mouth is. If we're gonna spend our lives taking shots at other people's work, I feel we'd better be willing to have our own work strung-up and bludgeoned as well. Fair play.

Joining me on this absurdly daunting and unnervingly complex undertaking is the inimitable Nar Williams (blog HERE), who you may recognize from The Science Channel's fascinating (SCIENCE OF THE MOVIES) info-series. Nar's Twitter stream (HERE) was recently voted one of Wired magazine's 150 Geeky Media People to follow, by the way - a tribute well-earned. Also along for this ride will be an immensely talented man codenamed Mr. Blaylock. Mr. Blaylock…I've known for a long time. He's an associate and a friend and he's…quite experienced…in both filmmaking and visual effects. He's worked on a number of high-profile projects that would be instantly recognizable to Geeks everywhere. Nar and Blaylock are both really great, wonderfully talented guys whose contributions are sure to be filled with invaluable insight and information. And, as you may've guessed, they're both Geeks of the highest order - they'll fit right in once we're up and running. It's a privilege to have them with us…we're certainly better for it.

Our intent is to post a substantive article every few weeks or so, give or take a little depending on how the start-up on this shakes out. Below you'll find Cinematic Shrimp's primary e-mail address - use this to submit your projects, or to ask further questions, or to volunteer your own expertise. As we begin posting actual articles, we'll provide direct e-mail links for Nar and Mr. Blaylock. immediately beneath this piece, you'll find a newP.O. Box set up to receive packages, samples, pamphlets/portfolios/flyers, and media. But do remember that you'll need to personally handle the embedding of any items you're submitting for posting.

In a reality in which a man who never directed a feature generates, sells, and sees PARANORMAL ACTIVITY released (prompting Paramount to set aside at least $1 million a year for "microbudget" projects)...or a kid from Uruguay lands in talks with Sam Raimi's production company based on his YouTube short...it seems difficult to argue that the Hollywood process is becoming increasingly impacted by "the everyman". This seemed the perfect time for a site like AICN to realize an enterprise such as this. It seemed the perfect time for your voices to be heard, and your visions to be seen. On behalf of Nar, Mr. Balylock, and myself - we welcome you.

Now let's get started…



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by judge dredds fresh undies
Feb 16th, 2010
02:32:51 PM
as soon as I stopped making viral videos...
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
02:45:26 PM
Thirst!
by Stabby
Feb 16th, 2010
03:01:24 PM
What ever happened to Harry's movie?
by Stabby
Feb 16th, 2010
03:04:49 PM
I would love to see some of Harry's home movies
by Stabby
Feb 16th, 2010
03:06:40 PM
Cool idea
by ZackGavin
Feb 16th, 2010
03:06:51 PM
It was my idea for studios to give out micro budgets
by Stabby
Feb 16th, 2010
03:09:21 PM
finally....
by Bouncy X
Feb 16th, 2010
03:10:39 PM
Interesting... let's see what shorts I can dig up
by D.Vader
Feb 16th, 2010
03:12:03 PM
re: DVader bout TB personality...
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
03:20:59 PM
wow...another attraction from AICN
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 16th, 2010
03:21:50 PM
re zackgiven
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
03:23:08 PM
Corrupting the little man
by Anything But Tangerines
Feb 16th, 2010
03:24:54 PM
this is basically gonna turn into a forum of HATE
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 16th, 2010
03:28:56 PM
You should HAVE to submit under your TB handle...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 16th, 2010
03:32:22 PM
mySTEPDADDY
by ZackGavin
Feb 16th, 2010
03:32:23 PM
lol zack
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
03:36:11 PM
Consider updating the design of the page.
by Dingbatty
Feb 16th, 2010
03:38:12 PM
...I laughed at Hustle Fam...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 16th, 2010
03:41:30 PM
say whaa Flicka?!
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
03:42:31 PM
...I can't dance better, that's for fucking sure.
by FlickaPoo
Feb 16th, 2010
03:44:17 PM
Good idea, BUT
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 16th, 2010
03:56:34 PM
Harry's Movie
by Cinemanimetal
Feb 16th, 2010
04:11:54 PM
Im going to make a 400 million dollar live-action Disney cartoon
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Feb 16th, 2010
04:23:43 PM
the name of harrys film..
by emeraldboy
Feb 16th, 2010
04:25:26 PM
This is a great idea, as long as
by Subtitles_Off
Feb 16th, 2010
05:10:07 PM
I agree: NO TALKBACKS
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThat IGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
Feb 16th, 2010
05:15:49 PM
AICN without TALKBACKS?
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 16th, 2010
05:27:45 PM
How about the "Don't Stomp a Brotha" rule:
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 16th, 2010
05:39:49 PM
I welcome the Cinematic Shrimp!
by Sinistron
Feb 16th, 2010
06:23:36 PM
Harry's movie was indeed GHOST TOWN
by CountryBoy
Feb 16th, 2010
06:30:04 PM
You should include...
by Red Ned Lynch
Feb 16th, 2010
06:50:46 PM
um...we NEED the criticism
by yourSTEPDADDY
Feb 16th, 2010
06:52:43 PM
And talkbacks are...
by Red Ned Lynch
Feb 16th, 2010
06:53:04 PM
To quote Harry regarding Ghost Town on IMdB:
by SimonDunkle
Feb 16th, 2010
07:22:37 PM
BTW that post was from 6/2006
by SimonDunkle
Feb 16th, 2010
07:23:57 PM
Damn... I guess my incest sodemy infomercial...
by Jaka
Feb 16th, 2010
07:35:21 PM
This is quite an undertaking
by red_weed
Feb 16th, 2010
07:42:23 PM
Think skin, intelligence and common sense
by Jaka
Feb 16th, 2010
07:49:04 PM
Think? Damn it. Thick!
by Jaka
Feb 16th, 2010
07:49:43 PM
Man, this is the best thing...
by MainMan2001
Feb 16th, 2010
08:24:17 PM
ChocolateJesusman: Adventures at the food stamp office
by ChocolateJesusMan
Feb 16th, 2010
08:56:00 PM
This is cool news indeed...
by Master Bruce
Feb 16th, 2010
09:22:17 PM
Wherever we dine tonight...
by Spartacuts
Feb 16th, 2010
09:25:09 PM
Great idea
by Gwai Lo
Feb 16th, 2010
09:29:56 PM
This a great idea.
by OutlawsDelejos
Feb 16th, 2010
09:42:29 PM
A new feature with a food analogy in the title?
by Who_Dat_Ninja
Feb 16th, 2010
10:00:20 PM
thanks aintitcool
by hyeguy
Feb 16th, 2010
10:10:42 PM
a link to my little sketches.
by hyeguy
Feb 16th, 2010
10:19:28 PM
Cool idea
by SimonDunkle
Feb 16th, 2010
11:09:07 PM
Doesn't Harry get sent...
by SK229
Feb 16th, 2010
11:10:06 PM
Oh, and DEFINITLEY attach a talkback...
by SK229
Feb 16th, 2010
11:12:09 PM
Would love to see this succeed.
by solanine
Feb 16th, 2010
11:33:18 PM
What qualifies as a "longer short"?
by sansara07
Feb 17th, 2010
05:17:04 AM
verbally kicking the living shit of out of something..
by emeraldboy
Feb 17th, 2010
07:11:20 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 17th, 2010
07:48:54 AM
Anyone mad enough...
by sansara07
Feb 17th, 2010
08:22:31 AM
I thought this site i was about films?
by emeraldboy
Feb 17th, 2010
08:34:04 AM
Porn allowed?
by BubbaDestructo
Feb 17th, 2010
09:21:49 AM
"THE FINAL PRONG"
by ROBRAM89
Feb 17th, 2010
09:37:11 AM
Canon xh-a1
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Feb 17th, 2010
10:20:25 AM
and low light performance...
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Feb 17th, 2010
10:25:22 AM
i can see only one drawback...
by emeraldboy
Feb 17th, 2010
11:07:14 AM
Animation?
by Icomiclast
Feb 17th, 2010
11:39:12 AM
I have one, Flying Spaghetti Monster
by D.Vader
Feb 17th, 2010
11:45:04 AM
Flying Spaghetti
by jabbayoda
Feb 17th, 2010
11:48:05 AM
This is awesome!!
by T 1000 xp professional
Feb 17th, 2010
12:12:41 PM
I have been calling for something like
by emeraldboy
Feb 17th, 2010
02:04:40 PM
They just need to hire people dedicated to running it.
by Gwai Lo
Feb 17th, 2010
02:52:46 PM

by saint seiya
Feb 17th, 2010
03:15:39 PM
Just awesome.
by Traumnovelle
Feb 17th, 2010
04:15:41 PM
I'm already writing a new script
by D.Vader
Feb 17th, 2010
04:28:10 PM
Vader and jabbayoda
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Feb 17th, 2010
05:21:59 PM
Badass. Giving back to the art is awesome!
by jimbojones123
Feb 17th, 2010
05:29:26 PM
so something new instead of harrys dvd picks?
by katchoo67
Feb 17th, 2010
06:22:30 PM
Is this the kinda short you had in mind?
by sonnyboo2
Feb 17th, 2010
07:14:29 PM
GREAT IDEA
by Oatu
Feb 17th, 2010
07:51:10 PM
This column will produce anything better than
by AnYangBluth
Feb 17th, 2010
09:17:17 PM
Great...another recurring feature
by zacdilone
Feb 17th, 2010
09:20:46 PM
Question about Short runtime
by hyeguy
Feb 17th, 2010
10:22:53 PM
Damn hyeguy.
by Traumnovelle
Feb 17th, 2010
11:45:57 PM
20 minutes is definitely a short.
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Feb 18th, 2010
12:35:40 AM
I thought 60 minutes was the benchmark.
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 18th, 2010
12:55:27 AM
my submission is 2.5 minutes long
by BadMrWonka
Feb 18th, 2010
01:52:06 AM
Dumbo is technically a short
by sansara07
Feb 18th, 2010
05:03:55 AM
just counting down the days
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Feb 18th, 2010
08:27:58 AM
STILETTO
by El Santo III
Feb 18th, 2010
12:12:53 PM
The Face of the Enemy
by highresolution
Feb 18th, 2010
12:31:17 PM
BRING BACK SCRIPT GIRL!!!
by Stabby
Feb 18th, 2010
03:26:54 PM
Script Girl
by DennisMM
Feb 18th, 2010
04:05:22 PM
Script Girl was pretty retarded
by Toilet_Terror
Feb 18th, 2010
05:13:54 PM
Who owns the content?
by YackBacker
Feb 18th, 2010
05:31:26 PM
a warning...
by emeraldboy
Feb 18th, 2010
06:48:15 PM
What happened to Harry's film?
by sansara07
Feb 18th, 2010
07:18:08 PM
If you didn't give a crap about his film...
by GenPion
Feb 18th, 2010
08:47:06 PM
The amazing shorts of ASTRON-6
by poonhead
Feb 18th, 2010
09:14:17 PM
FRIENDS R US
by StarchildAD
Feb 19th, 2010
01:05:30 AM
what happened to script girl??
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
04:40:15 AM
what happened to Yoko's Cool Cuts???
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:26:56 AM
what happened to Cinematic shrimp??
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:27:38 AM
how short is too short??
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:35:33 AM
how short is too long??
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:37:28 AM
does it have to be english?
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:40:07 AM
did you think this out before posting it?
by Potatino
Feb 19th, 2010
05:40:47 AM
Script Girl is bagging groceries at walmart
by sansara07
Feb 19th, 2010
10:59:56 AM
DUDE,how bout some updates on MACHETE??
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Feb 19th, 2010
01:58:23 PM
This is fucking great
by detectivesoap
Feb 19th, 2010
07:05:06 PM
ScriptGirl
by SK229
Feb 19th, 2010
08:16:08 PM
Potatino
by BadMrWonka
Feb 19th, 2010
09:59:25 PM
BadMrWonka
by Potatino
Feb 20th, 2010
08:43:10 AM
Another feature that will soon to be forgotten...
by EWS
Feb 20th, 2010
03:26:17 PM
aintitcool, prove them^^ wrong
by hyeguy
Feb 20th, 2010
03:44:11 PM
this sounds like a great idea
by Kammich
Feb 20th, 2010
05:32:24 PM
EWS, re: "A movie a day/week"
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 20th, 2010
09:57:39 PM
QUINT
by frank cotton
Feb 20th, 2010
10:45:46 PM
aicn voices
by BandysTract
Feb 21st, 2010
12:09:06 AM
No good AICN imitators...
by SK229
Feb 21st, 2010
12:22:40 AM
AICN imitation
by Spartacuts
Feb 21st, 2010
11:06:55 AM
VADER / JABBA
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Feb 22nd, 2010
02:59:41 PM
Dead?
by hyeguy
Mar 1st, 2010
01:48:55 PM
What happened?
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Mar 4th, 2010
10:17:50 AM

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