Updates would include seeing the RED BULL physically abused by his white-bull-trash rodeo father before King Haggard comes along and kills the evil bull-dad by smashing his head in with a large hammer, then serving up hamburgers and steaks at the next big Kingdom feast (before it gets desolate)

Also included would be a scene in which the HARPY is sold into prostitution.

If I didn't know better, I'd say some spammers are afraid of getting hit with the Ban Hammer.

OK, you do the basic setup, only Scrooge is a sadistic serial killer/torturer. One Christmas eve he is visited by his old serial killing partner, long since dead, and then we get the three ghosts and a look back at the life of a serial killer. You get all the blood and gore you want, only with an upbeat happy ending where he buys a crippled child a goose rather than slaughtering his mother, as had been his original plan.

I'm not totally for "re-imaginings", as plenty of material from both Hooper and more recently, John Carpenter, has been remade into complete garbage, but this one could be done well if handled properly.

The basic synopsis of the story involves a group of people who are staying at a seedy hotel in the middle of a creepy swamp. What is unknown to the guests, however, is that the hotel owner is a crazy bastard that feeds his patrons to his giant pet crocodile.

Rob would probably do a great job with this, as the original look of the film was reminiscent of horror comics...mixing candy colors with trash. Remaking EATEN ALIVE would easily allow parts for his favorite actors that appear in all of his films...Sid Haig or Bill Moseley could play the nightmare of a hotel owner, and Sheri Moon Zombie could do her best to try to fill Marilyn Burns' shoes from the original.