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Harry has seen TEETH - and is still not afraid of the vagina!!!

Handled correctly?? by moondoggy2u	Jan 18th, 2008 12:26:46 AM
Its still a stupid idea.
Looks like Fun! by topaz4206	Jan 18th, 2008 12:29:08 AM
Stern liked it a lot too, he mentioned it the other day. Hey, I'll take a toothy vagina over one that smells like hot garbage.
Teeth vagidental by Jersquall	Jan 18th, 2008 12:29:46 AM
I dont want to be her dentist..
That Michael Jackson lookalike by AlwaysThere	Jan 18th, 2008 12:32:56 AM
Is a creepy motherfucker.
Thought Harry was talking about BLADE 2 again... by Kampbell-Kid	Jan 18th, 2008 12:37:54 AM
Vagina Denta films are always good.
As much as I hate the phrase by hamslime	Jan 18th, 2008 12:38:21 AM
I;m gonna have to call "Torture Porn" on this one.
Question by hamslime	Jan 18th, 2008 12:41:09 AM
Does she eat any cucumbers in this movie?
As a man who's experienced- by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 12:42:48 AM
-the mythical Cleopatra Grip, this movie will be like Chocolate-Coated Pussy Juice to me.
there isn't a single moment in this film by HEADGEEK	Jan 18th, 2008 12:43:28 AM
you could call torture porn
Subtext? And nudity? by Rev. Slappy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:50:50 AM
Both?
Torture porn by hamslime	Jan 18th, 2008 12:55:46 AM
"for a movie about a tooth filled vagina that bites fingers and penises off" I'm just saying you got your sex scene which would entitle the porn aspect, and the penis being bitten off which would warrant the torture. The title definatly seems to fit better here than with any other movie I've heard it thrown at. It was a stupid joke anyway, so let's just forget I even brought it up.
definitely by hamslime	Jan 18th, 2008 12:57:51 AM
I "definatly" can't spell today.
WHAT IS JJ ABRAMS THINKING!!! by IAmJack'sUserID	Jan 18th, 2008 01:01:01 AM
Pussys that have teeth ARE NOT PART OF THE CANON!!
Why didn't they call it... by Darathus	Jan 18th, 2008 01:05:56 AM
Pillowpants? Sounds like a pussy troll to me.
Harry needs to have a Teeth-themed by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 01:06:52 AM
animation up in the corner... I'm going to regret saying that, aren't I?
Funny, This Film Reminds Me Of A Woman I Know by georges garvaren	Jan 18th, 2008 01:19:33 AM
And I do believe you call her 'Mother'. Zonk. I will see this on half-price night (if it's possible). Thanks for the review.
Why is there a gap between this and the Stallone article? by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 01:34:55 AM
Is there a hidden news article? Perhaps in invisi-text? Or was something removed? I must know!
You could make a good sequel to this by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 01:38:16 AM
A penis with a tongue perhaps! Or maybe breasts with eyes instead of nipples!
Another gushing review of a movie that undoubtedly sucks by F-1000	Jan 18th, 2008 01:42:41 AM
And sucks FAR harder than you could imagine, due in part to all the hype movies like this receive on this site. When was the last little known, but high quality movie AICN reviewed and was actually right about? The first Ginger Snaps? That was pretty good, but then again I don't think it was reviewed during the era of "the studio is advertising on this site" or "I know the filmaker" of AICN, so it got pretty fair reviews across the board. For that matter, when was the last movie hyped on this site (or advertised) that HASN'T gotten a gushing review from at least Harry? Every once in awhile someone will break party lines, (Quint for his Die Hard review) but other than that you all rank and file when something comes out that you've been busy shilling for a couple months. Why waste all of that energy right? Even if the movie isn't good at all. (I am not referring simply to Teeth, I know that movie hasn't been pre-hyped before review as much as the others on this site.) I never thought this site would be a textbook example of partisan politics and people who obviously have huge conflicts of interest in what they are reviewing; rather than a site that is full of cool news, informative and insightful movie reviews, and of course spy reports. (Which we see little to zero of, unless of course they are offered from, or supported by the studios who are making them.) If you had told me what this site would become back in the 90s, I would've told you that you were fucking crazy. What I'm saying Harry is, you're batting like 1000 for at least the past year and a half or two with gushing reviews for nearly everything. And I don't think I can stand anymore. You read well into movies, but I can hardly believe you are excited to the point of near aneurysm about EVERY movie you see. So maybe you only review what you like and rarely review what you don't like. But seriously, there are a lot of deserving movies you fail to review, maybe because you would review them negatively, and then you throw down a gushing review for a movie like Teeth. However, don't take this as me being so callous that I don't see your reasoning or logic when it is separate from the realm of pearly spurting gobs of hyperbole. I agreed with your positive review of Spider Man 3. Ha!!
Harry is not afraid of vagina... by sloanist	Jan 18th, 2008 01:57:36 AM
...but vagina is still afraid of him!!! C'mon, it was a softball.
Xiphos by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:05:12 AM
Jennica said you got your money's worth. She had to dance around that brass pole with her high heels on for twenty minutes after all. She saw how much you enjoyed that with all four of her eyes.
Imagine if vaginas really did have teeth. by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:07:35 AM
I wonder if men would still be so obsessed with sex? Crikey, you really wouldn't want your woman to orgasm would you? Hmmmm. I guess blowjobs would be the most popular sexual activity. You'd also have to pray to God that your girlfriend or wife never found out you were cheating on her. Mrs Bobbit wouldn't have needed a weapon.
F-1000... by drwilliamweir	Jan 18th, 2008 02:09:12 AM
One would reserve ire for when one has seen it and disagreed, no? So much anger over someones opinion... you would think the wool is being pulled over your eyes! This site is one full of varied opinions from each reviewer, Harry has always been enthusiastic and never really negative about the films he's seen. You would've thought the suprise about this had faded by now, surely?
Pussy gotta eat! by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:10:30 AM
He he he he! I can't believe nobody else before me thought of that one. He he he he!
Xiphos...how would Neil Cumpston write this review? by vettebro	Jan 18th, 2008 02:11:35 AM
I really need a laugh. Please tell me!
This movie reminds me of a certain scene in Storm Warning by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:13:43 AM
Ouch!
Hot wings? by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:14:32 AM
I've never been a KFC man, myself.
Im starting not to like The Vagina myself... by GravyAkira	Jan 18th, 2008 02:22:55 AM
Always ware a condom kids!!!
Toothy vagina, meet ALIEN COCK! by Zeke25:17	Jan 18th, 2008 02:26:38 AM
The head swells up and a littler, tinier head pops out and goes "HHHHAAAAAHHHHH" or something. I guess that's gonna be the sequel, right? Good lord: why in the hell would anyone see this? You wanna see a movie about sexual power being discovered, the victim turning the tables, etc? Try CARRIE. There's blood all over that movie, and plenty of subtext, and gosh golly gee but they sure didn't haveta put TEETH in the COOCH to make their point, now did they? And whaddaya bet those who praise this one thought Miike's IMPRINT was just "too weird" with that whole eyes and teeth in the hand thing?
What happens when she gets cavities? by skywalkerfamily	Jan 18th, 2008 02:29:13 AM
GINGIVITIS!!
They're obviously starting on a few screens by Boba Fat	Jan 18th, 2008 02:29:28 AM
and hoping word of vagina will spread.
Ripped off a script that I(!) Wrote in High School Called "The C by BonerDonor	Jan 18th, 2008 02:41:28 AM
bound printed and postmarked. im still thinking about taking legal action or not...
rotch" by BonerDonor	Jan 18th, 2008 02:42:13 AM
there
mines got eyes. by dr.bulber	Jan 18th, 2008 02:45:47 AM
pretty freaky sometimes.
Oh. I like KFC. by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:52:10 AM
Not that I eat it anymore since I got all healthy. Yup, no more fast food for me!
Poor old Harry. by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:57:06 AM
I bet he's grateful he got married otherwise all these jokes would probably sting a bit. On a related note, one of my friends was talking about Perez Hilton and how wierd looking the guy was. I asked if she knew who Harry Knowles was. She didn't. I told her that Harry was stranger looking than Perez Hilton (sorry Harry if you read this!) She didn't think it was possible until I Googled "Harry Knowles". She admitted defeat. (Once again, I'm very sorry Harry!)
the best hot wings by Varakor	Jan 18th, 2008 02:58:34 AM
Hooters makes the best. This from a guy who hates hot wings too. Oh ya Teeth sounds interesting, download at best.
I wish there was a delete button here. by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 18th, 2008 02:59:36 AM
That last comment was a bit mean.
mmmm Hot Wings by redfist	Jan 18th, 2008 03:44:50 AM
Do you think that we could feed them to the toothy pussy?
The Little Crotch of Horrors by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 04:37:22 AM

I feel I've justified my day... by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 04:44:14 AM

drwilliamweir by F-1000	Jan 18th, 2008 04:56:06 AM
My point is exactly that I am not going to reserve judgment for films of this caliber anymore when it comes from reviews from AICN. I've wasted far too many hours of my life over far too many hyped up limited or direct to video release movies from this site that weren't even just bad in a good way, or mediocre. They were fucking travesties of film. Yet heralded as the masterpieces they clearly are not; exclusively on this site, by the same stable of critics There is a direct correlation between all the gushy AICN taglines I see on direct to DVD movies or very horrible movies, and the ad campaigns and/or rave reviews (which seem to be throwing random hyperbole like spaghetti on a wall until one sticks enough for a good DVD tagline) on this site. My point is, you don't see me complaining about ALL the reviews here, (ahemMoriartyahem coughVerncough)just the reviews and the critics that most often prove disingenuous, wish washy, inconsistent with the critic's previous statements and/or opinions, and over the top. I may indeed eventually see this movie, but I've heard turds compared to greats so many times on this site, I hardly even buy that this movie will measure up to early Chronenberg. Also, I've done my research on this film, such as reading other reviews, and they all seem to agree that the male characters in the movie are cliched and facical, to the point that pretty much everyone in the second act is practically for all intents and purposes a potential rapist.
The greatest chomping pussy of all time by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 05:05:16 AM
The Great Pit of Karkoon.Tell me I'm wrong!
Don't get me wrong... by F-1000	Jan 18th, 2008 05:10:32 AM
I still harbor a lot of goodwill towards this site. But as someone who can remember being introduced to a litany of contemporary movies, by AICN, movies thatthat were little known but actually really good (some of them masterpieces in my opinion). It is extremely frustrating to me to deal with the string of crap recommendations foisted upon me from this site while other little known movies go virtually unaccounted for. If there was some kind of balance it would be tolerable. That being said, I DO often enjoy Harry's sexual foray style of review, and his enthusiasm in general for movies. I just hate to see it wasted on so many tacky lumps when there are probably a dozen better movies that Harry could review. Although, yeah, Harry being Harry we kind of knew he would review this, but honestly I've been angry over this matter for a long time and I just decided now to vent.
What limited release movies have AICN by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 05:17:16 AM
hyped up which turned out to be complete shit? Tae Guk Gi? The Host? Persepolis? AICN isn't completely beyond redemption yet, F-1000. I will give you Hatchet, though.
We used to smarter by Vesuvio	Jan 18th, 2008 05:34:40 AM
CUARON for DEATHLY HALLOWS
toothy vag meets spikey dick! by ironic_name	Jan 18th, 2008 05:53:52 AM
bloody sex
Remember that "Grim Prairie Tales" segment? by tonagan	Jan 18th, 2008 05:56:09 AM
The one where the guy finds the pregnant woman alone in the desert? That was pretty cool.
So, uh by Kragmose	Jan 18th, 2008 06:19:44 AM
Does it bite them off and then spit em out? Or does it... eat them. spasms
Neither by seppukudkurosawa	Jan 18th, 2008 06:21:34 AM
It dissolves them in chocolate coated pussy juice.
It's Vag-tastic!! by TheSeeker7	Jan 18th, 2008 06:38:05 AM
C'mon, seriously... I just can't be the first one who's actually said that in this talkback, right.. ?
KRAGMOSE by timmer33	Jan 18th, 2008 07:05:57 AM
So would it be called an "orgspasm" then?
I FOUND A PIC OF THE TOOTHY VAGINA!! NSFW!! BE WARNED!! by BringingSexyBack	Jan 18th, 2008 07:07:29 AM
http://tinyurl.com/27nmr2 It's big aint it?
HERE'S A CLOSE-UP SHOT (NSFW) by BringingSexyBack	Jan 18th, 2008 07:09:23 AM
http://tinyurl.com/222p9b It's got sand in it.
I had sex with a Teeth vagina once... by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 07:13:29 AM
and used my "steelcock"powers to bust out of there!Now she has steel teeth and is even more dangerous!So watch out guys!Steel Teeth vagina is running wild BROTHA!
Well, then, here's hoping Harry never has kids by ATARI	Jan 18th, 2008 07:21:29 AM
So, instead of sitting down and talking with them, I'll just drag them to a movie to teach them about the facts of life.
FUCK this Trailer frightens me by mefrog	Jan 18th, 2008 07:39:07 AM
that... Part where the guy is screaming and looking down and you KNOW he just got his junk... Just... He doesn't have it anymore. Oh FUCK me dude...
Xiphos by DoctorWho?	Jan 18th, 2008 07:58:41 AM
Your comment at 1:53...I have no idea what that means, yet still found myself laughing.
See... by 11dayempire	Jan 18th, 2008 08:17:31 AM
...I don't get the whole "fear of the vagina dentata" thing. I mean, mouths have teeth, and people still like blowjobs.
been there, done that by bingo the clown	Jan 18th, 2008 08:52:38 AM
There was a short film "Maquina" that played at this year's Fantastic Fest that covered this subject. Oh, and I agree with 11dayempire; if a vagina with teeth is scary, why isn't a blowjob?
"Penis with a tongue" by Gorrister	Jan 18th, 2008 08:53:45 AM
Someone above mentioned a good sequel might involve a penis with a tongue. This idea has, believe it or not, been done. In the late 70's, an American author named Richard Laymon wrote a book called 'The Cellar' which featured a monster with a penis that had both tongue AND teeth.
Filmed in Austin. by Mister Man	Jan 18th, 2008 09:02:13 AM
Kinda expected this review.
Sorry Harry, I don't trust you by TheLastCleric	Jan 18th, 2008 09:07:07 AM
when it comes to horror. Hatchet? Mediocre with some excessive gore. The Host? Crap Asian cinema that wasn't worth Robert Shaw's nutsack lent, despite your allusions to The Host being on par with JAWS. Teeth sounds like a 5 minute short that got away from itself.
why is it by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 09:07:16 AM
that we finally get a review of a movie that actually deals with Vagina and yet Harry is unusualy restrained? If this was a Speed Racer poster he's be talking about rim jobs and his first time getting his balls sucked.
when she gets old, will her pussy need dentures? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 09:08:32 AM

Mr Saxon by ArcadianDS	Jan 18th, 2008 09:19:02 AM
This talkback isn't popular because the movie itself isn't popular - its stupid, and people dont care. As for Harry always loving a movie, this is what happens when you are a critic of an industry that provides you with your income. Look at what happened over at Gamespot. Their editor in chief was fired for a negative review of Kayne & Lynch when the studio threatened to pull all its ads from the domain unless he were removed. What do you think will happen when Harry posts an honest, negative review of a movie he didn't like? Thats one director and one studio that wont ever offer any exclusives, buy any domain ads, or permit any interviews with AICN again. Harry claims he only reviews movies he likes - guess that means we dont have to read his reviews anymore - If you see him posting about a movie, you automatically know he loved it. He should save us all a big fat waste of time and just stop writing pargraph upon paragraph about movies when he has admitted that if you see an update from him about a movie, its automatically "I LUVS IT" - it makes me wonder what movies he's seen, and then buried his negative review rather than tell us, "guys i dont like movie X." Find me one successful mainstream movie critic whose never published a negative review.
by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 09:22:04 AM
Why can't we have a movie where the midge actually talks. Now that's SCARY
Two mouthy cake holes for the price of one by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 09:26:15 AM

YEAH, BUT IS IT A... by BurgerTime	Jan 18th, 2008 09:26:57 AM
...CHOCOLATE coated pussy with teeth? C'mon, I can't believe nobody brought THAT one up in this thread!
And it should be voiced by Ricardo Montalban by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 09:27:09 AM
Damn you KIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nice review, dude! by Trazadone	Jan 18th, 2008 09:27:32 AM
Good review, Harry.
Or James Earl Jones by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 09:33:31 AM
Luke, I am your V A G I N A
Not since 'Chatterbox' by ProfGriffin	Jan 18th, 2008 09:35:02 AM
has a vagina shown so much talent.
Harry: THIS MOVIE IS A RIPOFF by Fish Tank	Jan 18th, 2008 09:36:19 AM
of the same-titled Edo Van Belkom novel about - guess what - a girl with teeth in her vag that exacts revenge on assholes. Was there any credit given to Van Belkom for this in the film, because if Lichtenstein is selling this as an original it's not.
I actually read that Feminists don't like the by templar	Jan 18th, 2008 09:38:57 AM
term VAGINA. They think it's sexist. If memory serves me, it means "sheath" in latin. I personally prefer the term "pudenda". I like the way it rolls of my tongue.....
Duh...I live in da midwest by HExTeXly	Jan 18th, 2008 09:52:56 AM
So I'm too _________ (fill in the blank: Stupid, religious, uncultured) so "get" this movie. Gosh, sure is a good thing it's only playing for you city folk. Let me get this straight Harry, I'm a bumpkin because the idea of a vag with teeth ain't my cup of tea...and I'm the uncultured one...RIGHT... And taking teens to see this in order to "have a serious conversation" about sex or whatever, is idiotic. Seriously.
Its The Pussy That Eats YOU Out! by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 09:53:09 AM
I got my own movie called "LIPS". Its even scarier because it actually looks like a normal Vag. Turns out its a Sleeper herpes Vag. Even after the Vag has been slayed all seems right in the world. Until one day. The lead. Me. Starts pissing sideways and burns when I sit (satan quote). Make no mistake. There is no safe Vagina. Snapper coulda been another good title of this movie.
I Slayed A Vag With Teeth Once... by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 09:59:59 AM
Wait..Twas a mouth. & What a hoe.....foooo sho. As for Teeth. What is its weakness? Candy? A Chipped Tooth? Cavity? Cold Popsicles? Bitting into a Apple? Camera shy? BRACES?!?! Over bite? Wait...I got it...To have sex in this movie all you need is one thing. A MOUTHGAURD! Another Vag can now be Slain!
Burger Time, yea, you beat me to it by skimn	Jan 18th, 2008 10:05:37 AM
I was wondering if a vagina with teeth would be able to eat its own chocolate covered pussy juice. And, didn't this have a fairly good response from either Toronto or Sundance?
IF A Dick Had A Tongue by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 10:13:49 AM
Then my girlfriend would never fucking give me shit for never eating her out. & woman would be walking around with smiles all day. & men could give themselves rim jobs. Hope the tongue doesnt have taste buds. Thats a little too close to the A-hole friends
Without seeing this by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 10:19:39 AM
I can make some assumptions about the girl. There must be a first male "victim," whose death gives the girl a taste of her true power. After that, since she's knows what her pussy can do, she's a criminal. And since it's safe to assume that there's more than one 'victim' in the movie, the girl is not only a criminal but a whore with traffic going in and out of her vagina like a bus station.
Shouldn't by Series7	Jan 18th, 2008 10:26:19 AM
Harry get some credit like he did for planting the seed of Hostel. Because to me this movies sounds like he got the idea from Harry's Blade 2 review? Also has anyone seen the Troma movie, Condom?
Series, Killer Condom rules by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:32:08 AM

they stole their idea from me! by dopepope	Jan 18th, 2008 10:45:22 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3xjlog
Frodo, if you don't eat pussy... by Fish Tank	Jan 18th, 2008 10:45:34 AM
then you're not a man. Unless your GF stinks down there. If she does, there's something wrong. Never had a girl that smells save one, and I couldn't get below her neck without smelling it, so dumped her.
Hey Harry by MacTard420	Jan 18th, 2008 10:45:54 AM
what happened to your DVD weekly columns? I need your guidance!
Smell my finger by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 10:55:05 AM
fishtank, that's rancid. Get a douche for that sardine bag.
is Harry trying to get his quote on the DVD or something? by zooch	Jan 18th, 2008 10:57:10 AM
that's how it reads to me.
MacTard by skimn	Jan 18th, 2008 10:58:21 AM
I'll save you the trouble. Main releases this week are Good Luck Chuck and Mr. Woodcock. Ummmm, no and no, unless you'll jack off to anything with Ms. Alba.
"Cronenberg-esque HEROES episode" by FuckKnowles	Jan 18th, 2008 11:43:29 AM
This line pretty much sums up the extent of HeadShill's writing talents. I had to stop reading after that nonsense. God, you suck, Harry.
And here i thought it was just me by liljuniorbrown	Jan 18th, 2008 11:48:03 AM
Turns out no one thinks this turd of a movie should have been made. I guess it will sit next to Captivity in the two for ten dollar bin at BestBuy. If your going to film a movie about a pussy then maybe you should have a few scenes with the pussy in it. On a final note , if this chick keeps chewing body parts , will she develop AIDS or some other blood borne disease from all the blood contact?
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS VA-JAY-JAY ! by Pound Sand	Jan 18th, 2008 11:48:36 AM

Fish Tank by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 11:54:37 AM
She doesnt stink. Its blad (niiice). & it likes me. But I just dont like doing it. Dont like the taste or anything. Now once in highschool I ran into a real stinker. After our heavy petting session I was driving home and thought I smelled butt/chedder. Questioning which hole I came into contact with. Never the less the car ride ended with my arm out the window the whole way. Maybe it was tramatic? Maybe you just helped me realize my fear? Well 5 years later I ran into one of that hoes ex-boyfriend and turns out he would only allow sex in the shower. Teehee I thought. Shes a real stinker that one
Butt Cheddar by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 11:58:29 AM
Mmmm...always finger lickin' good. Nothing quite like a little butt cheddar when you're snorkeling for sardines. There's a reason we have opposable thumbs, and no coincidence that a woman's orifi are so close together. Time for a squeeze play on that rank scampi ass cheese.
IT'S CRUM-BELIEVABLE!!!! by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:03:07 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
still laughing about by JesusaurusRex	Jan 18th, 2008 12:07:22 PM
"when she gets old, will her pussy need dentures?"
Frodo... by Fish Tank	Jan 18th, 2008 12:07:48 PM
Hmm... do you live in Toronto, and was her name Adelle?
Mr. Saxon, here's one by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:09:31 PM
The story of a young girl who wakes up and can't remeber what she last ate. She hears a whisper from her butthole filling her in with clues that she has to solve to find out that special meal. It's called; The Cornhole Identity:Rectum, damn near killed um'
And Abominable... by Fish Tank	Jan 18th, 2008 12:12:19 PM
Do your girlfriends live in cardboard boxes under railway bridges? Cheese???? Ugh.
Butt Cheddar by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:12:24 PM
When I first saw that as the subject in Abom's post, I thought for sure that was the name of a talkbacker he was responding to.
David Lynch presents; "POON" by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:14:21 PM
He who controls the twat, controls the universe!
Mr Saxon by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:14:47 PM
Alright lets start writing scripts since no one else is right now. Maybe the owner of the Vamp-Gina gets remorce. Goes abstanant. Meets a nice guy. Says shes uber catholic. Waits till their married. & CHOMP! Wait..thats like every marriage anyways. Maybe she gets hired by To Catch A Enternet Perve. & She bites back. Perhaps goes after cheating husbands? Maybe files the teeth down and just gums on wang? Thad be cool. So is this Monster-Gine possesed? Whats the origins of this? Tell me cause I aint going to see this movie. So predictable. One day she notices its cock hungry. Bites off some boyfriends weina. Maybe some guy at a party. Maybe a first date knob. Gets sad. Scared. Second half of the movie she gets raped by a teacher/partygoer/mugger/talkb aker and feels impowered. Either way the commercials for this movie are acting like its the second cuming of horror. When its really just about the Ultimate STD EVER
can we please by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:15:07 PM
Address the topic of a penis eating vagina with some maturity and restraint?
This sounds purely fucked up by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 12:16:13 PM
Cool: http://tinyurl.com/39ba3f
I hope she asks one of the guys that she dismembers by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:16:56 PM
"Do I have anything in my teeth?"
gives new meaning to the Vagina Monologues by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:18:52 PM
Don't talk with you mouth full of penis!
Teeth 2: Cleave it to Beaver by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:19:01 PM

SkywalkerFamily, I believe the word you're looking for is... by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 12:19:08 PM
MINGEVITIS!! As much as I would dislike having my penis bitten off, I'd still give it a shot. Just for fun.
Xiphos by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 12:19:37 PM
What you're referring to is called a PINK SOCK. Let's have a movie about THAT! http://tinyurl.com/4lq36
Teeth 2: Still Smiling by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:20:21 PM

In fact, you know those plastic vampire fangs.. by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 12:21:04 PM
you get at Halloween. They might make a good cock ring.
I'll bet it's a bitch to put tampons in by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:21:26 PM
she uses Tampax Pearly White Strips
Teeth 2: Leftovers by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:22:29 PM

definitely don't want to do any dirty dancing... by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:23:08 PM
Take a bite outta your fucking leg.
Teeth 2: The Molar Express by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:23:17 PM

Kloipy! by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:23:27 PM
Finally something funnier than Muoy
Feminists don't like the term "vagina". by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 12:23:34 PM
they prefer the term "Peter Eater".
Teeth 2: The Porn Ultimatum by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 12:26:10 PM

Teeth 2: A Cock to Dis-member by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:26:55 PM

Teeth 2: Chomp Away by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:28:20 PM

Teeth 2 Titles: by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:29:17 PM
Teeth 2: Dick Canal Teeth 2: 4th Mealer Teeth 2: Death Of A Wingman Teeth 2: Teeth Vs.The Dentist Teeth 2: That Was Just An Appetizer Teeth 2: Whine & Cheese. & Scream Teeth 2: First Bloodsicle Teeth 2: I Know What You Ate Last Summer Ya know I dont really think any of those are funny
Teeth 2: 3:10 to Pain by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:30:24 PM

Teeth 2: A Dick To Remember by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:30:56 PM

Teeth 2: The Phantom Dick by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:32:00 PM
Like you know. Phantom arms? People that lose them still think their there? Eh Eh? Ooohh....
Teeth 2: by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:32:56 PM
The assassination of my little johnson by the munching vagina.
Teeth 2: Eunuch by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:35:46 PM

Teeth 2: The Gloved One & Mccullys Adventure by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:37:52 PM

glovedone, the last pussy you saw is the one you came out of by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:38:34 PM

hey glovedone by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 12:38:59 PM
Do us all a favor and stab yourself in the head with a #2 pencil. Or better yet, let 2for2true come over and do it. He's a professional.
Glovedone: DOUCHE!!!! by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:39:07 PM

Teeth 2: by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:39:37 PM
Bubbles & Glovedone Bang In A Whitecastle Bathroom
from now on, when I have to take a shit by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:40:46 PM
I will refer to it as "going to drop a glovedone"
Teeth 2: The Bride Of Glovedone's Mother by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:41:51 PM

I Gotta Take A Huge Glovedone! by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:43:05 PM
I use to call them Oprahs. But thanks!
Glovedone 2: Courtesy Flush by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:44:20 PM

It's funny you should say "says something original" by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:45:20 PM
because we haven't heard you say "owned" more than once you fucking idiot
This movie just sounds horrific... by Etienne72772	Jan 18th, 2008 12:45:52 PM
(and not it a good way). I am usually one to argue wait to see the movie before condemning it--but we're talking about a vagina with teeth! It just screams "bad idea." Oh, and it's hard to take Harry's review seriously when I am staring at a huge advertisement of the movie on the same page as his review.
Glovedone 2: Escape Fartest by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:46:29 PM
boohoo
how? did your mom buy it for you? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:46:59 PM

vagina is afraid of you by reckni	Jan 18th, 2008 12:47:38 PM
I gotta see teeth, hope it doesn't give me nightmares.
You really want Zack Braff's cock in your mouth don't you? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:47:43 PM

Glovedone 2: Meet The Cosbys by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:49:02 PM

where as it takes you 5 seconds by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:49:12 PM
to blow it in your mom's ass
Glovedone 2: The Abortion That Got Away by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:50:31 PM

How do you figure you are smarter than me? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:51:01 PM

So you were the one who paid to see The Ex, huh? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:51:37 PM

Glovedone 2: Kloipy wips Back by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:52:44 PM

Glovedone 2: Goodbye Loveglove by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:53:52 PM

dude, you aren't funny, you aren't witty, you are just LAME by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:53:55 PM
but I'm sure you are only 13, because what grown adult would keep posting "owned" after every sentence. No one thinks you are cool. You will probably take your cousin to the prom, maybe get to second base, and then spend the rest of your life blowing semen into your old "Snorks Rule" t-shirt
Glovedone 2: More Tartar. Less Smarter by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:54:45 PM

Worst. Review. Ever. by m_prevette	Jan 18th, 2008 12:55:30 PM
You gotta be kidding us on this. That is the FUNNIEST review I've ever read, and either Harry BELIEVES it, or he's just gotten his BIG payoff for the week. OK that's it, check please. I'm outta this piece of shit place.
Glovedone 2: The Unemployed Parents Bad Idea by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:56:40 PM

wow, that was hilarious dude, what a comeback by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:56:52 PM
I can't believe I just got "owned" by someone who masturbates to anime
Glovedone 2: Empty Ham Wallet by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 12:57:38 PM

if by "It happens to everyone" you mean by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 12:58:42 PM
you are a fucking loser, than yes I won't feel bad
glovedone by Al Swearengen	Jan 18th, 2008 01:00:58 PM
Your posts reek of fuckin' catpiss.
I'm glad you will go down in TB history as the new by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:01:35 PM
Memories of Murder
Original? by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:04:24 PM
This coming from a guy who I shat on for 20 mins without one comback? Whats original to you anyways? I thought you were suppose to go back to the Renfro talkback where everyone gets on crying about how the shit talkbakers have no common deceancy. Anywho. Shoo now. Shoo. We want to get back to being funny and enjoying a talkback about Vagina. Since itll be a long time till we get another. Until you die and Harry can write a Vangina Epitaph about you.
Just for the record Michael by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:09:11 PM
you didn't "own" any of us. I'm sure everyone else on this site would agree you are an idiot who has nothing original to say
& Whats With OWNED? by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:09:20 PM
Its funny on break.com. But cuming out of yours? Nut so much. Ya know. Education would explain that when people say the are one thing it means often they are the other. Like. Giving people dont need to told they are giving. Or nice people dont have to refer to themselves as good people. Or saying you OWN something means your doing talkbalks on your sisters computer while your mapquesting the closest route to your first semester at community college.
Why don't you go upstairs, have your mom make you by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:11:26 PM
some pizza bagels, let her tell you how "special" you are, maybe she will run you a bath and jerk you off. Then you can get in your footie pajama's, lug your fat ass back down to the basement, and watch some more cartoons and feel accomplished because in your tiny brain, you think that you rule
he's just a stupid troll starving for attention by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 01:11:36 PM
Ignore the drippy little whore and eventually he'll go away.
Glovedone by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:12:20 PM
All hate aside. Whats with the new Braff stuff going around here? I saw some in the Renfro tb. When did he come up and why?
name one talkbacker that likes you, and Zack Braff sucks by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:12:35 PM
and what is up with "sloppy" you think that is clever?
"Just because i didn'tjust on your little teeth 2" by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 01:13:27 PM
huh?
Pillow, I know dude by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:13:39 PM
I just hate this little fuck
Kloipy! by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:13:44 PM
"Run you a bath"! Thats funny stuff haha
is glovedone 2for2true? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:15:22 PM

TEETH 2: ZACH BRAFF GOES TO COLLEGE by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:15:29 PM

TEETH 2: CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:15:51 PM

TEETH 2: THE KNOB SLOBBIN OF MORIARTY by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:16:19 PM

Its Funny by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:17:48 PM
Glovedone isnt denying his age that we are emplying. We must be in the general ballpark. Poor little guy. All tuckered out for using his thinker extra hard on the computey. Momma will be home from the grocery store soon and I think she got you some Lunchables! Weeeeeee. Oh. & Arnt you at ALL suspicious that the UPS guy comes to "deliver" a package every friday at the SAME time? Does he look like you?
Teeth 2: Braces of Death by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:17:52 PM

Fuckin' glovedone by Al Swearengen	Jan 18th, 2008 01:18:44 PM
I'm lookin' for a few new whores to come work at my joint. I figure with a name like glovedone, you might be particular to specialty acts. Sucking cock and the like. You interested in satisfying the appetites of a few degenerate tit-lickers? I hear there ain't no fuckin' practice required.
Friends List?! by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:21:04 PM
I Think you mean "Friend" list. & Thats not your friend. Thats just Tom.
Teeth 2: That Thing You Chew by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:23:24 PM

man, this TB died faster than glovedone's parakeet by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:27:14 PM
after he tried to put his dick inside it
Good Battle by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 18th, 2008 01:28:59 PM
For now...off to youtube. Unless we can get some good news here besides sad hollywood and their precious strikes
This reminds me of a song from the Lion King... by Mrelia	Jan 18th, 2008 01:33:27 PM
Vagina dentata! What a wonderful phrase! Vagina dentata! Ain't no passing craaaaaze! It means no worries, for the rest of your days! It's an assault-free pu-ussy! Vagina dentata!
TEETH 2: REVENGE OF THE DICK by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:38:40 PM

TEETH 2: THE SEARCH OF COCK by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:39:01 PM

TEETH 2: THE HOLE THAT CANNOT BE UNDONE by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:40:56 PM

TEETH 2: THE TAMPON OF DOOM by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:43:00 PM

TEETH 2: RAIDERS OF THE LOST TWAT by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 01:43:16 PM

Mrelia - I prefer this version: by redfang	Jan 18th, 2008 01:48:45 PM
Vagina Dentata... what a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata... ain't no passing craze! It means no weiner for the rest of your days It's a penis-free girl cavity Vagina dentata! http://www.queenofwands.net/d/ 20040121.html
Teeth 2: Dead Wood by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:50:01 PM

penis-free girl cavity by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:51:48 PM
hilarious
I think you are the only one buddy by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 01:58:27 PM
how long have you been in the talkbacks anyway? 2 days?
Harry - Do we get a clear beaver shot? by iRovr	Jan 18th, 2008 02:00:16 PM
Just wondering.
Here's a post from Node32774 on the Brad Renfro TB by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:05:57 PM
this was directed towards Glovedone "Why don't you fuck off already for everyone's sake? Hateful, immature little punk". No one likes you Glovedone
Is there any movie that you dont like? by JBouganim1	Jan 18th, 2008 02:08:45 PM
For every 1 negative review there are 30 positive ones. Plus you are fat
Teeth 2: Thighlander by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 02:10:40 PM
Girls don't really have teeth in their vaginas, do they? DO THEY????
TEETH 2: THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN AMERICA by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:14:18 PM

PICTURE OF THE VAGEENOR HERE by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:16:54 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2gtvar
LOL Saxon by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:17:01 PM
I don't think he can do any better than that
TEETH 2: LETHAL WEAPON by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:18:11 PM

Teeth 2: Grumpy Old Cooch by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:18:47 PM

Teeth 2: Bite of the Vagigator by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:19:39 PM

CockChomped: Teeth 2 by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:19:50 PM
Oh yes. There will be vaginal mucuous.
Teeth 2: Yeast of Love by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:20:51 PM

Butterfingered: Teeth 3 by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:21:22 PM
Dawn meets a friend who she discovers, via a lesbian tryst, has rectal dentata and a mind of its own.
Teeth 2: The Pap-Smear Hunter by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:22:15 PM

Jaws vs. Teeth by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:22:44 PM
This summer...there's blood in the water...when Shark meets Snatch, things could get prickly...
Teeth 2: The Meaner Wiener by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 02:23:58 PM

Teeth 2: The Science of Qweef by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:24:27 PM

Colgate Douche Queen: Teeth 4 by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:24:38 PM
This summer, meet the only college co-ed who flosses. Her crotch.
Teeth 2: The Flossing by SkeletonParty	Jan 18th, 2008 02:25:07 PM

Teeth 2: Lawerence of A Labia by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:25:27 PM

Teeth 2: These Vaginal Walls Can Talk by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:26:14 PM

I read that the hero kills the Vagi-Tooth by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:26:32 PM
by ramming a tank of compressed air inside and shooting it. That's not how the book ended, but the director thought it would play better onscreen.
Incisor Clit: Teeth 5 by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:28:11 PM
This summer...meet the bicuspids from hell. When Dawn's hot Friday night date gets squishy, her retainer smells fishy.
I think we're gonna need a bigger diaphram by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:28:25 PM

Glovedone by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:29:15 PM
I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Harry answer me this: by astro1	Jan 18th, 2008 02:29:36 PM
What movie haven't you liked lately? I saw Teeth when it played at Sundance, and thought it was average at best. Pretty interesting idea, but it wasn't executed properly. Lastly, I can't believe you actually LIKED Hatchet. That's the biggest piece of shit I've seen all year. How can anyone give that thing a good review?????
Teeth 6: Blood on the Bologna by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 02:30:51 PM
This summer...a doggy squeeze toy will become a dildo.
Teeth 2: There Will Be Blood by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:32:58 PM

Teeth 2: Benny and Poon by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:34:35 PM

Teeth 2: No Cuntry for Any Men by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:35:22 PM

Hatch by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:35:33 PM
Was a terrible movie. And I usually like watching terrible movies. But not this one.
I have yet to laugh by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:36:17 PM
at any of the Teeth 2 posts.
And by Hatch I mean Hatchet by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:36:40 PM

astro1 and Terry by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:36:55 PM
that's why I have a bad feeling about "The Signal"
My bad feeling about "The Signal" by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:41:46 PM
has kept me up at nights, Kloipy. Help me.
Well it can't be as bad as Behind the Mask by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:43:21 PM
I hope
Mr Saxon:You are a fucking Boxer! by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 02:52:53 PM
I never again disagree with you!:-)
Mr. Saxon by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 02:53:02 PM
You just OWNED me too, albeit incidentally.
TEETH 2: I AM VAGINA by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:55:21 PM

TEETH 2: HARRY COOTER AND THE BONG OF MISFORTUNE by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:56:24 PM

TEETH 2: TYLER PERRY PRESENTS: BIG BROWN VAG by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:57:02 PM

TEETH 2: RISE OF THE SILVER DILDO by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:58:15 PM

TEETH 2: DEAD MAN'S COCK by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 02:59:08 PM

So is it going to attack the Enterprise? by V'Shael	Jan 18th, 2008 03:02:00 PM
And will Kirk defeat her by pooning her in the ass?
Still have yet to laugh by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:02:10 PM
at any Teeth 2 posts
TEETH2:TerryMalloy laughs at YOU! by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 03:05:24 PM
thought I try.
They probably will make a Teeth 2 by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:11:30 PM

none of the teeth jokes by astro1	Jan 18th, 2008 03:13:42 PM
are remotely funny.
now that's funny by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:13:44 PM

TEETH 2: THE DEWEY COCKS STORY by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 03:15:17 PM

TerryMalloy:did you smile at least? by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 03:15:35 PM
something?a little?come on,do it,just a little...
TEETH 2: RAMBO GOTTA EAT by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 03:15:41 PM

I will not smile for you travis-dane by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:17:14 PM
I will not and I cannot
WOW! by DoctorWho?	Jan 18th, 2008 03:18:13 PM
This TB is officially over! Can I get the last 2 minutes of my life back please. Out.
not even a lite guffaw at "A Cock to Dis-member"??? by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:18:30 PM
give me something man!!!
Shit! by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 03:18:57 PM

Maybe you guys should try alliteration by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:20:48 PM
or perhaps rhyme.
Metaphor? by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:24:57 PM

You are to tough for me Terry! by travis-dane	Jan 18th, 2008 03:24:58 PM
ich ess jetzt lieber ein schnitzel.yummie.
Teeth 2: Flowers of FLesh and Blood by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:32:04 PM

Congratulations Kloipy by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:33:30 PM
you sir, are a scholar and a poet
DoctorWho? by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:35:38 PM
Did this talkback ever really begin?
TEETH 2: THE DEMON CUNT OF FLEET STREET by johnnykool	Jan 18th, 2008 03:37:30 PM

Teeth 2: The movie that ate Harry's credibility by Garbageman33	Jan 18th, 2008 03:37:42 PM

terry; for you by Kloipy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:39:41 PM
I awoke one morning in the fog of a dream, so close to a nightmare as it could possibly seem. With a jolt I awakened, and I let out a moan, I seemed to be startled by a blaring ring tone. The call was my lover, a girl named after the mourn', she was feeling quite fiesty, she had rented some porn. So down to the street, then out to my car, I flew down the highway like a dying old star. I got to her house, i flung open the door, and there she was standing; my little sweet whore. She took me by my member and showed me her room, I wish I knew of the danger that lay in her womb. She undressed me and mounted me up and right quick. The next thing I knew she was eating my dick. So boys beware of a girl nice and hot, because she just me be the Vagina Dentat
Just a question... by 24200124	Jan 18th, 2008 03:41:22 PM
Does the image of the Sarlacc Pit from "Return of the Jedi" come to anyone else's mind?
F-1000 speaks for me by Sandinista	Jan 18th, 2008 03:51:43 PM
So I'll just copy&paste what he said, because there isn't really any need to type it all over again. Understand that I used to like this site, but now with this, and the HD-DVD on BTNBT and the shameless HD promotion on the site, and the cold scoops, well, who cares, right? As long as you're happy, fat boy. "And sucks FAR harder than you could imagine, due in part to all the hype movies like this receive on this site. When was the last little known, but high quality movie AICN reviewed and was actually right about? The first Ginger Snaps? That was pretty good, but then again I don't think it was reviewed during the era of "the studio is advertising on this site" or "I know the filmaker" of AICN, so it got pretty fair reviews across the board. For that matter, when was the last movie hyped on this site (or advertised) that HASN'T gotten a gushing review from at least Harry? Every once in awhile someone will break party lines, (Quint for his Die Hard review) but other than that you all rank and file when something comes out that you've been busy shilling for a couple months. Why waste all of that energy right? Even if the movie isn't good at all. (I am not referring simply to Teeth, I know that movie hasn't been pre-hyped before review as much as the others on this site.) I never thought this site would be a textbook example of partisan politics and people who obviously have huge conflicts of interest in what they are reviewing; rather than a site that is full of cool news, informative and insightful movie reviews, and of course spy reports. (Which we see little to zero of, unless of course they are offered from, or supported by the studios who are making them.) If you had told me what this site would become back in the 90s, I would've told you that you were fucking crazy. What I'm saying Harry is, you're batting like 1000 for at least the past year and a half or two with gushing reviews for nearly everything. And I don't think I can stand anymore. You read well into movies, but I can hardly believe you are excited to the point of near aneurysm about EVERY movie you see. So maybe you only review what you like and rarely review what you don't like. But seriously, there are a lot of deserving movies you fail to review, maybe because you would review them negatively, and then you throw down a gushing review for a movie like Teeth. However, don't take this as me being so callous that I don't see your reasoning or logic when it is separate from the realm of pearly spurting gobs of hyperbole. I agreed with your positive review of Spider Man 3. Ha!!" F-1000
Now with the proper paragraphs by Sandinista	Jan 18th, 2008 03:55:18 PM
And sucks FAR harder than you could imagine, due in part to all the hype movies like this receive on this site. When was the last little known, but high quality movie AICN reviewed and was actually right about? The first Ginger Snaps? That was pretty good, but then again I don't think it was reviewed during the era of "the studio is advertising on this site" or "I know the filmaker" of AICN, so it got pretty fair reviews across the board. For that matter, when was the last movie hyped on this site (or advertised) that HASN'T gotten a gushing review from at least Harry? Every once in awhile someone will break party lines, (Quint for his Die Hard review) but other than that you all rank and file when something comes out that you've been busy shilling for a couple months. Why waste all of that energy right? Even if the movie isn't good at all. (I am not referring simply to Teeth, I know that movie hasn't been pre-hyped before review as much as the others on this site.) I never thought this site would be a textbook example of partisan politics and people who obviously have huge conflicts of interest in what they are reviewing; rather than a site that is full of cool news, informative and insightful movie reviews, and of course spy reports. (Which we see little to zero of, unless of course they are offered from, or supported by the studios who are making them.) If you had told me what this site would become back in the 90s, I would've told you that you were fucking crazy. What I'm saying Harry is, you're batting like 1000 for at least the past year and a half or two with gushing reviews for nearly everything. And I don't think I can stand anymore. You read well into movies, but I can hardly believe you are excited to the point of near aneurysm about EVERY movie you see. So maybe you only review what you like and rarely review what you don't like. But seriously, there are a lot of deserving movies you fail to review, maybe because you would review them negatively, and then you throw down a gushing review for a movie like Teeth. However, don't take this as me being so callous that I don't see your reasoning or logic when it is separate from the realm of pearly spurting gobs of hyperbole. I agreed with your positive review of Spider Man 3. Ha!!
Is this a Cloverfield thread? by skywalkerfamily	Jan 18th, 2008 05:08:41 PM
I don't get it.
Teeth 2: Electric Cock chew by liljuniorbrown	Jan 18th, 2008 05:13:02 PM
I guess thats the best I can do, wow that sucks
lots of vag shots? by Charlie Murphy	Jan 18th, 2008 05:53:16 PM
or what?
CHECK OUT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER by BurgerTime	Jan 18th, 2008 06:57:21 PM
Or don't if you want to be spoiler free! http://tinyurl.com/2fxg5d
ah yes, reminds me Killer Condoms somewhat also by couP	Jan 18th, 2008 07:22:13 PM
gotta love the germans
In Soviet Russia... by Billy Goat	Jan 18th, 2008 07:47:00 PM
...pussy eats YOU!! Too obvious?
Empowerment??Really??? by Rogue4	Jan 18th, 2008 08:15:53 PM
Just a little mystified as to why every reviewer and his sister keeps pimping this Emperor's new clothes pseudointellectual "female empowerment" angle. How does a movie about a female with a toothed vagina that chomps off penises amount to a theme of empowerment. Only if the presumption is that the inherent goal of feminists and feminism is the obliteration of masculinity and manhood. Which, ironically enough, is a pretty fearfully chauvinistic presumption. I mean really, would a story about a beleaguered put upon male who manifests a supernaturally endowed spiked member and uses it to "punish" lecherous gold digging females be lauded for its theme of "male empowerment"? Or would it just be sick? The other laugh out loud irony of this whole "empowerment" angle is that there is hardly a more distinctly MALE (at his most juvenile)a conciet than that which this film puts forth. That a female's power, her strength, her "weapon", dwells strictly between her legs.
TEETH by spasticus	Jan 18th, 2008 08:30:47 PM
I saw this at frightfest in london in august,it was a last minute replacement for P2.Me and many others in the cinema thought it would be some gross out monster feature,but in fact it was a real surprise.Personally i thought it was smarter than MANDY LANE which being hyped at the fest as a smart horror film.Sensitive funny and shocking.
Harry and his teenage boy or girl... by Doctor Cosmic	Jan 18th, 2008 08:32:13 PM
You're sick for wanting to take them to see this trash, Knowles. Here's hoping you wise up before you actually do breed. Doc
27 penisis by skywalkerfamily	Jan 18th, 2008 08:48:58 PM
Was the film's original title.
I hope she doesn't have wisdom teeth by skywalkerfamily	Jan 18th, 2008 09:11:38 PM
She would have to get them pulled.
What do you do about braces? by skywalkerfamily	Jan 18th, 2008 09:22:44 PM
Do you have to wear those shitty braces things overnight?
Billy Goat by Charlie Murphy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:02:37 PM
you made my night. that was funny, thank you.
That's what I'm talking about Kloipy by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:04:23 PM
You know the way to a man's heart.
Thank God by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 10:25:34 PM
these tb's keep me awake at work...oh and yes this was my first ever post.
Teeth 2: With A Vageance by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 10:29:24 PM
[waits expectantly for the reaction of TerryMalloy...eventually succumbs to the pressure of his continued silence and breaks into tears]
Welcome to the TBs FlyingHawaiian by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:30:15 PM
You are officially a geek now. There is no turning back.
I kinda like that one Cholera's Ghost by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:31:14 PM
I chuckled. No tears necessary :)
Xiphos... by vettebro	Jan 18th, 2008 10:32:33 PM
I used to own a 2001 Z06. I traded it for a BMW. I thought you did a great job on the Neil prose on an earlier talkback. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.
[dries tears with dawning sense of hope] by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 10:33:35 PM
You...you chuckled? Oh, oh thank you god!
That last post by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:35:09 PM
Made me laugh really hard. I'm alive again! I can feel amusement! It's so strange. But oh so wonderful.
TerryMalloy by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 10:44:52 PM
thank you thank you...but my wife has been telling me that for a while now..incidently she called a bit ago, asked what i was doing, and when i told her i was reading a review of a movie about a vampgina she accused me of watching porn.
Well, you know... by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 10:45:47 PM
I just like to do my part to try and get people back in touch with their emotions. Sometimes it is with comedy and laughter. Sometimes it is with with terror and pain.
Remind me not to meet you in a dark alley by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:47:04 PM
I forget things like that.
Did you tell your wife by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:48:37 PM
You are reading a review about a girl with a penis-munching vagina?
Aw, don't worry TerryMalloy by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 10:50:41 PM
If I ever met you in a dark alley I would give you a beer, sir.
RE: by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 10:51:31 PM
Yep. and then i made the mistake of suggesting she sue for someone producing an unauthorized bioflick of her life. i'm fairly sure i'm on the couch tonight. No sense of humor
Women by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:57:00 PM
Can't live with them, can't bury them in the backyard without the neighbor's seeing
And I would gladly accept that beer by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 10:58:26 PM
And we could even share one with the bum sleeping underneath the newspapers.
in soviet russia pussy eats you! by ironic_name	Jan 18th, 2008 11:00:04 PM

Ironic_name by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:01:27 PM
I don't understand the reference?
And drink to his health! by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 11:03:54 PM
Anyway, I, for one, have always been comfortable around women with vagina teeth. The possibility of no sex leaves room for cultivating the growth of a beautiful friendship.
You would so risk the friendship by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:06:34 PM
and the teeth for a little vagina, Cholera's Ghost. I know you all too well.
but by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 11:09:12 PM
would you make a deal with the devil to separate your marriage with the little vagina (toothless or otherwise) to save your elderly aunt?
Alright, I'm going to try a Teeth joke by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:09:35 PM
Teeth 2: My Left Pussy.
sorry by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 11:11:12 PM
i was also reading spidey tb
Alas, TerryMalloy. Alas. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 18th, 2008 11:12:25 PM
Thou hast seen me through, damn you. It would of course start with "It can't be all THAT bad..."
FlyinHawaiian by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:12:44 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about
And it would end in by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:21:43 PM
"CRUNCH"
sorry by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 11:39:02 PM
bad joke pointed towards Cholera's Ghost's risking friendship for a small vagina and the OMD debacle. it's late and i can't to leave work
*wait by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 11:42:24 PM
damn. okay anybody said this? : Teeth on vagina=flames on optimus prime
A word of advice by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:42:49 PM
Never apologize on this site except in very rare cirumstances. It's a sign of weakness. You will bring out the wolves. They will smell your blood.
Girls do have cooties by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 11:58:20 PM
They are called STDs. Stay away from them Xiphos. Stay in the basement and never come out.
Advice by FlyinHawaiian30	Jan 18th, 2008 11:59:33 PM
Understood. but the blood they smell is probably from bite marks from my wife's toothed vag.
"...the heyday of David Cronenberg..." by LoneGun	Jan 19th, 2008 12:04:11 AM
RABID, SHIVERS and THE BROOD hardly qualify as the "heyday" of David Cronenberg. Prior to SCANNERS, he was viewed mostly as something of a schlockmeister. It was with SCANNERS and VIDEODROME that the world took notice of Cronenberg. That's not to say RABID and SHIVERS weren't good. I love those films, they're brilliant. But Cronenberg truly etched his way into film history in the eighties, pounding out repeated stunners like THE FLY, DEAD RINGERS and his crowning achievement, NAKED LUNCH. As for THE BROOD, I'd say that is one of his worst films, if not his very worst.
Xiphos, Flyin'Hawaiian, Terry, my friends... by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 19th, 2008 12:20:20 AM
First of all FH, don't you EVER FUCKING APOLOGIZE in my presence again. It makes me angry. TerryMalloy you took a pass and executed the play with perfection. And Xiphos, I know that for some here it will be hard, almost impossible, to believe. But the rumors are true. It is possible to be friends with one or even two or more members of the opposite sex. However, if you start up a relationship and bring up Star Trek canon they will automatically leave you. It's instinctual. Hardwired. Evolutionary survival tactic for the good of the species. I guess it could be used as The Ultimate Anti-Clinger Weapon.
It's also probably a good idea by TerryMalloy	Jan 19th, 2008 12:32:18 AM
never to mention that you post on a message board like this one if you want a girl to have any respect for you.
Those are pretty good, Xiphos. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 19th, 2008 12:44:38 AM
Free room and board and no responsibilities to sweeten the deal. You must be some kind of genius. However, I need to read up on some Star Trek, because right now all I got is "Klingon something something Spock something something Brave New Worlds something Kirk cheated blah blah Captains Log Stardate Enterprise blah blah Hot Green Woman." Oh well, it's probably enough.
You gotta love the Trekkies by TerryMalloy	Jan 19th, 2008 12:53:32 AM
Or not. I can see both sides.
I went into that TB because of Bob Orci by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 19th, 2008 01:05:08 AM
I heard the writer for that and Transformers was there and my bloodlust rose, and I had to witness the smackdown that would inevitably follow. I averted my eyes from the geekier posts for as long as possible, but it eventually wore me down to the point I was also considering giving ma and pa a call and flaming leg kicking my boss in the face so I could be unemployed in grand style. As far as Krav, it pains me to say that work schedules are interfering. I love it, but it's simply just not possible to make the classes right now. I hope to god I can get back to it soon. Maybe we can spar sometime? I take that back. I should probably wait until I advance a few more belts, for I usually like to avoid getting served a platter of overwhelming pain and humiliation.
Vagina Dentata by Pixeldriver	Jan 19th, 2008 01:22:22 AM
What a wonderful phrase, Vagina Dentata It's not just a phase It means no weiner, for the rest of your days... It's our penis-free Philosophy.... Vagina Dentata Wouldn't you like to see that in a Disney flick? Maybe the Loin King.
Xiphos by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 19th, 2008 01:23:20 AM
Unfortunately not. However, which leg did you hurt? Because if I ever do get down to the beach I will know which one to focus my first cheap shot on. (Hey, I need as much advantage as I can get.)
Well played, sir. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 19th, 2008 01:44:57 AM
Well played. Your injured limb will probably heal back even stronger than it was anyway. Mind if I hit you up with a question or two down the line if opportunity presents? You don't even have to give away the Corps' top secret "Makes You Automatically Shit Your Pants Abdominal Grip" or anything like that...although, it would be awfully nice of ya.
Fuck, now I want to get to class

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Harry has seen TEETH - and is still not afraid of the vagina!!!