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by the_raftaman
May 1st, 2008
08:40:47 AM
universal love from AICN...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
08:41:14 AM
I'm thinking this movie actually deserves it though...
Too Much Information!
by PenguinSlide
May 1st, 2008
08:44:40 AM
Seriously, a spoiler-free review should guarantee not a single specific thing mentioned about the last act of a film. You're giving exact quotes, man.
It was great
by Rocklover79
May 1st, 2008
08:45:11 AM
GREAT!
This WILL kick the dark knights ass.
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
08:52:31 AM
Notice I didn't give the dark knight capital letters?
Sick of "ARAB" villians. Cliche.
by EvilWizardGlick
May 1st, 2008
08:54:21 AM
I'm so fucking sick of middle easterners as the villians. How about fucking Mossad as the bad guys? Or the original Chinese?

Matter of fact didn't the original Chinese capture of Stark set the stage for the Mandarin? Iron Mans equal but opposite.

I watched one review that didn't seem to realize ALL the Iron Man suits from original fugly gray to the "Golden" Avenger to Red and Gold were on display in the film.

By the way was that an Anal lube?
by EvilWizardGlick
May 1st, 2008
08:55:23 AM
With all the paid handjobs around here one has to wonder about this particular lube.
RighteousBrother
by v for vienetta
May 1st, 2008
08:58:29 AM
Don't worry about it. Empire suck and I can vouch for Iron Man's awesome-ness having watched it last night. When a British audience at a free preview screening, with no cast etc. in attendance, spontaneously cheer and applaud at the end you've done something very right.
So, the most important question...
by PoppaRotzi
May 1st, 2008
08:59:17 AM
...is "Ironman" by Black Sabbath in the movie, or what???????
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK .. WHY SPOIL SO MUCH ?
by JeanLuc Dickhard
May 1st, 2008
08:59:55 AM
NOT cool ....not cool at all
Best Marvel Movie So Far
by The Funketeer
May 1st, 2008
08:59:56 AM
I love the first two Spidey's but this one is so faithful to the comic, and in a good way, that it's hard not to recognize that being faithful to the source material is the way to go with these things. Hopefully, this will kick off another, better, wave of superhero movies. I loved all the nods to the greater Marvel Universe and I'm curious to see how they'll handle the Mandarin if that's the direction they decide to go in.
Hey Capone.
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
09:08:23 AM
Anyway you can post the Iron Man movie cliff notes .pdf for us? Thanks dude. Peace
I agree with Empire
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:15:07 AM
Safe, predictable and uninspired.
Underoos Hero, please just shut the fuck up.
by TheLastCleric
May 1st, 2008
09:19:49 AM
We all get that your tiny little mind can't possibly grasp the fact that BOTH TDK and Iron Man can occupy the same space and both can be very good films. Whatever your personal beef with TDK is, you come off like a whiny little cunt. Go suck Burton's cock again, little fella; it'll make you feel better.
I agree with JackBauer24
by SpencerTrilby
May 1st, 2008
09:23:44 AM
I just can't believe how the AICN people can give that mediocre superhero flick a pass. Oh, yeah... I forgot... Favs' and Downey are onboard so it HAS to be good? Seriously, that was full of noise and 'splosions but that is all.

A shitty SHIELD running gag, campy one-liners and a few holograms are NOT what creates myth. Last time I checked Favreau was adamant in keeping the sci-fi/espionage tone right, and he screwed it big time. It's just a mindless action flick (not unlike Transformers) with a hammy cast and no redeeming value except that "Favreau's a true geek! Geek powah!!!!" bullshit stance.

The midwest sucks for snow
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
09:24:06 AM
If you're getting it in Chicago, we'll probably get some in Cleveland tomorrow. It's no surprise when it snows in Ohio anywhere between October and May. We've had MLB baseball opening days snowed out more than once. If there is such a thing as greenhouse effect, it ain't happening quickly enough for me.

I didn't read this review--I'm seeing the movie tonight and feel I know enough without risking spoilers or revelations.

But Islamic terrorists are the villains
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
09:24:14 AM
Who attacked us on 9/11? Who's suicide bombing the crap out of our troops in Iraq? One of the reasons I didn't like that movie Sum of All Fears was that it crapped out and gave us right-wing extremist terrorists, virtually ignoring the real threat with some politically correct bullcrap. Nazis, after all, are universally deplored by all races, religions, sexes, etc., so they're always a viable target. But how many Nazis do you see blowing up trains or other forms of public transport? Islamic fundamentalists ARE the real enemy.
TheLastCleric
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
09:25:17 AM
Please re-read your own post.
Islamic terrorists seem cliche
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
09:29:52 AM
in movies only because Islamic terrorists are in fact the real bad guys on this planet and have been for over a decade. So even if it seems overused, at least it's accurate.

I wonder if they'll show how Starks makes pee-pee in the armor when he has to go.

Dayum right Sithdan!
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:33:28 AM
We gotta git dem terrurists before they git us! USA! USA! Eyerack attaked us on911 first! Four more years!
94% on Rotten Tomatoes
by SpawnofAchilles
May 1st, 2008
09:35:42 AM
with 50-some reviews...this movie is going to be FUCKING AWESOME, 8PM cant get here fast enough
SpencerTrilby
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:36:32 AM
I give it a 'pass' - it's not bad at all. It's perfectly fine. But all these people calling it 'perfect' and the best superhero movie ever are misguided. I can name 10 better superhero flicks right now. It's fun, but completely vacuous. Compared to something like Batman Begins (which had real depth and drama to it), it falls apart.
Morairty is Stunned by Suburban Commando's Impact!
by Nico Toscani
May 1st, 2008
09:39:45 AM
You heard that right brother!
JackBauer24
by v for vienetta
May 1st, 2008
09:41:52 AM
Begins is 1, what are the other 9?
Everyone here says it's good, but
by Mr Gorilla
May 1st, 2008
09:44:33 AM
everyone else seems to think it's not much better than Daredevil.
Good review Capone.
by Yeti
May 1st, 2008
09:46:59 AM
Seeing this tomorrow nite and I'm looking forward to it like a kid on Christmas Eve.
v
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
09:48:37 AM
Erm let's see. Superman: The Movie, Superman II, Spider-Man 2, Hellboy, X2, Batman Returns... Well okay, 7 :p Can't decide whether I like SM1 and B89 more than it or not. So could be 9. But I'll say 7 I KNOW are better.
IM-2: RISE OF THE MANDARIN
by William Landis
May 1st, 2008
09:51:48 AM
"Yes, Stark. I steal rings. Just like you...are...steel. Mahahaha" "This town ain't big enough for the both of us, Mandarin" 'What the fuck have I signed up to?', thinks Downey, Jr.
Jack Bauer!
by DerLanghaarige
May 1st, 2008
09:52:00 AM
You forgot The Incredibles and Unbreakable (since you only talked about Superhero movies and not comic book adaptations ;) )
Besides
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
09:52:18 AM
Mossad was depicted as villainous in the movie Munich. So it's not like that's never been done before.
Like chinese bad guys wouldn't be just as clichéd.
by raw_bean
May 1st, 2008
10:01:29 AM
In fact, the major villain of the film is American businessman. Although you could argue THAT's clichéd as well. Seriously, if you want completely original and fresh villains, they're going to end up being a militant sect of Peruvian nuns, or something.
Scene after the end credits
by DarthBakpao
May 1st, 2008
10:02:02 AM
Nick Fury : You think you're the only superhero around? Stark : Who are you? Nick Fury : I'm Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D, i want you to join The Avengers
Who Doesn't Like Clark Gregg...
by Frat Boy
May 1st, 2008
10:02:18 AM
I mean seriously, the guys a real talent.
I guess "Rambo" used original villains
by Sithdan
May 1st, 2008
10:03:44 AM
I don't recall any movies that have used Burmese baddies off hand.
Vietnamese midgets
by JackBauer24
May 1st, 2008
10:05:56 AM
would be the greatest villains ever. They could wage a racial war against the white midgets.
link to Nick Fury scene
by DarthBakpao
May 1st, 2008
10:09:40 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Nb RXsFmU3w poor quality, but at least it's confirmed. i didn't wait until the end of the credits. more reason to see it again
DarthBakpao
by DeCypher44
May 1st, 2008
10:15:41 AM
Great link! Awesome to see SLJ as NF!
Not to be nitpicky (RE: Islamic Terrorists), but . . .
by ChicagoRonin
May 1st, 2008
10:21:54 AM
"Iron Man" is set in Afghanistan. Afghanistan is geographically located in CENTRAL ASIA not THE MIDDLE EAST. Hence (in case you didn't figure it out), the people of Afghanistan are NOT Arabs. They're not even all Muslims, but include people of various faiths (including Buddhists and Christians). The groups causing trouble in Afghanistan include the Mujahadeen (rebel forces that fought against the USSR in the 80s with US backing, a.k.a. the guys who helped James Bond in "The Living Daylights" and Rambo in "Rambo III"), the Taliban (a militant Muslim group that made life hell for all Afghan residents), and Al Queda (a largely Arab Muslim group given safe haven by the Taliban). There's also various independent warlords; some affiliated with one or more of the above groups and others not.
Danny boy, why so angry?
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
10:36:04 AM
And what has Abom ever done to you?
Final scene after the credits
by slone13
May 1st, 2008
10:52:05 AM
Anyone see it? I was an idiot and didn't think to wait...
Al Leong as Mandarin
by BozeMaster69
May 1st, 2008
10:56:54 AM
Just saying, give the man his due!
A VILLAIN'S ETHNICITY AND RELIGION DOESN'T MATTER
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
May 1st, 2008
10:59:51 AM
because in the end, they all receive TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
Glovers_Dickblood
by slone13
May 1st, 2008
11:02:50 AM

Go fuck yourself, you dumb shit.

God bless Youtube.

http://tinyurl.com/6853l5

Danny boy....
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
11:03:56 AM
Abominable Snowcone.

See, you're much like Queefer Bukkake in that you automatically attack (slone13 for example) random posters who didn't even post to you. Why so angry?

Opened here today..
by Jugs
May 1st, 2008
11:06:21 AM
..and I loved it, didn't look at my watch once which is always a good sign. Favorite character? The one-armed robotic helper...classic.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by crazyhorse2099
May 1st, 2008
11:28:29 AM
No one cares what you give a fuck about. Good day.
samuel l after the credits!
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
11:40:00 AM
al kabong leong as ironman
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
11:43:54 AM
Superman II?
by Glurp
May 1st, 2008
11:44:17 AM
Is that right? Superman II? Not much better than Daredevil? Holy crap! I haven't seen Iron man yet but if the just edited the trailers together it's better than SM II. Yikes.
Is anybody surprised...
by MorbidObesity
May 1st, 2008
11:48:49 AM
...that DannyGlovers_Dickblood might have a slight drinking problem? He probably blames it on the Jews.
Sorry...was off doing work
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
11:48:52 AM
I saw the movie trailer, but wasn't aware that Stark's captivity is set in Afghanistan. So I'm sorry if I confused my Muslims with my Islams and my apples with my oranges. But if they're fundamentalist radicals, then they're all fruit with guns, is what it comes down to. Which is not to say that other nations / peoples can't be the bad guys. I'm sure in many parts of the world, the U.S. military are the bad guys. Although I don't think it can be said that we "terrorize" on par with wackos who crash civilian planes into skyscrapers or set off bombs in parking garages.
Dannyboy...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
11:49:25 AM
I would find another outlet for releasing your tension than attacking people you don't know on the internet...
"fundamentalist radicals"
by oisin5199
May 1st, 2008
11:53:02 AM
There is never any indication in the film that the villains are fundamentalist or religiously oriented in ANY way. They are local warlords. End of story. The movie makes a big point that they speak different languages and the main guy talks about Genghis Khan. So they're not Moslems.

And yes, the last line of the film is freakin' awesome and separates it from any other superhero film, in my opinion.

if they do the mandarin..
by joevfx
May 1st, 2008
11:54:09 AM
i hope they do what his cahracter is liek in teh " iron man:director of shield" books. like have the tens rings as pearcings down his spine instead of rings on his fingers. that was totally bad ass. but i bet they will just make him leader of the ten rings terorist group in teh movie and not give him super magic powers.
So if Nick Fury being in the credits
by Series7
May 1st, 2008
11:55:24 AM
Does that mean the possible Nick Fury spin off? Because I'd say I know more then the average lay person about comics, but I got no fucking clue who Nick Fury is. So if people are worried about Iron Man being a B-list comic hero. Its like when Die Another Day came out and there were talks about a "Make me Feel Good" doing a spinoff. Ain't gonna happen. Unless Nick Fury teams up with Iron in the sequel then? Whatever i am gonna go look Nick up.
Ok so
by Series7
May 1st, 2008
12:00:03 PM
Nick Fury is David Hasselhoff....fart. Wow Marvel didn't really give a shit about him before.
oisin
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:10:36 PM
Right, I get ya. I apologized for my "confusion." But my earlier post was based in response to someone else's question about "why are (all) the villains islamic terrorists?" Having not seen the film, I couldn't have honestly told you if the bad guys were Taliban or Destro and Zartan. Rather, I was responding specifically to the other person's question, so I used the same terminology. That's all--I wasn't trying to suggest that the movie's bad guys are any certain ethnicity or religious denomination. I was sounding off on what the other dude said.
danny boy...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:10:59 PM
Do you run/exercise/do some sport or something? Try and run that shit out of you, it's worked for me in the past.
Series7 - You Blew Any Credibility You MIGHT Have Had
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:12:06 PM
when you said "I'd say I know more then the average lay person about comics, but I got no fucking clue who Nick Fury is."

Are you fucking serious? I'd say I know LESS about comics than alot of people on here and I know exactly who this top agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is and how they changed him a bit for the Ultimates universe (which I erally haven't read too much of).

Dickblood
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:13:21 PM
you could hunt Braffed for us.
no Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:14:32 PM
Braffed has repented. Gotham_night is a very good target I think...
glub- superman 2 was all we had
by General Crom
May 1st, 2008
12:15:45 PM
before you were born-remember the context that these films were introduced with-it's called the 1976-82 golden age of cinema.I'm not talking about the ridiculous donner cut that rightfully got him fired-here is the tag line for superman 2 that I read on the poster as a kid-understand there were no superhero movies up to this point-to a kid in the 70s - the poster read.. The 3 villians from Krypton-descend to earth-to confront the Man Of Steel -in a cosmic battle for world domination.Doesn't get any more epic on paper
I'm not a huge comic geek
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:16:34 PM
At least not anymore; I stopped collecting over 20 years ago. My understanding was that Nick Shield was a white Punisher-looking guy with a black jumpsuit with red trim, and an eyepatch. I am aware though that in comics and cartoon he is now a black guy with an eyepatch--he's portrayed in the recent Avengers animated movies that way. Which is fine, especially since all the other Avengers are white. And it wouldn't exactly make sense to retcon, say, Thor or Henry Pym to be a brotha.

On second thought, a black asgardian Thor would be hilarious. His hammer mjolnir could be all tricked out and shit with neon lights

Series 7
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:17:52 PM
That kinda came out more "assholey" than I meant it too. Nick Fury ain't no Spiderman as far as recognition goes, but what you said is sorta like somebody saying "I know alot about world geography, but I've never heard of some country called Bolivia". Sure, Bolivia doesn't make alot of local newscasts (outside S America, maybe) but it has it's important historical moments and most people at least recognize it as a country, even if they don't know much more about it.
I think Thor SHOULD be black, ABom
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:19:15 PM
But the old white men at Marvel might find a powerful, hammer-wielding black man too uncomfortable for their tastes? Leave it to Luke Cage, I guess?
Oh? I wasn't aware of the conversion
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:19:23 PM
Good for him, I knew the light would one day shine down upon him

One comment I remember Lois' newspaper colleague saying from Superman 2 that, for me, summed up how COOL the premise was: "The BIG ONE is JUST AS STRONG as Superman!!"

The tools crying about spoilers...
by bigbaldpapa
May 1st, 2008
12:21:29 PM
I guess it is someone elses fault when you click on an article wrapped in a red border that is tagged with the word "spoiler" Don't be fucking stupid.
finky
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
12:23:05 PM
Yes, Powerman will have to step up and rep-a-ZENT!! Him and Nick Fury and Jim Rhodes. And if they do a Spidey 4, they might consider injecting a little color into that very vanilla universe(save Robbie Roberson and Peter's H.S. science teacher in the first). I'm a white guy, and even I notice that stuff. Sigh...it's just good to know that so far, Shellhead is getting good reviews
Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
12:23:37 PM
node 36509 will show you warciple Jarv's finest work....
captboulder - Which universe this is.
by ZeroCorpse
May 1st, 2008
12:36:29 PM
The movies are always a separate Marvel universe. They aren't 616, and they aren't Ultimate. Sometimes, they're several different Universes (Hulk TV, Hulk Ang Lee, Hulk Ed Norton, for example, or Spider-Man TV, Spider-Man & Amazing Friends, Spider-Man MTV, Spider-Man Sony Pictures, etc.)

The TV and movie projects have almost no impact on the comics, and the comics only supply the basics-- But the movies are very much a "What If?" universe or separate dimensions in the multiverse, in the grand Marvel scheme of things.

Occasionally something happens in the TV/movie projects that ends up being adopted into the comics-- Morph and Firestar are examples of this.

RIght now, the way it seems, Iron Man, Hulk, SHIELD, and Nick Fury (black version) are all part of the Marvel Pictures universe, but Spider-Man, Blade, The Fantastic Four, and several other characters don't (and most likely won't) exist in that Marvel Pictures Universe.

So to answer your question, this is a mix of Ultimate, 616, and several "What If?" ideas, but it's NOT the Ultimate, 616, or any previously-seen comic universe.

If you go into the movies with that attitude-- That this is NOT 616 or Ultimate-- You'll come out a lot happier when they change things for a movie audience.

You can apply this argument to books, too. BLADE RUNNER is *not* the same universe or story as "Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep?" and as such, shouldn't be judged as being part of that world.

Abominable Snowcone -- Color in Spider-Man.
by ZeroCorpse
May 1st, 2008
12:40:14 PM
Funny you should mention that. I don't think Peter Parker has had a Black friend since the 1970s. (and no, you can't count teammates. Luke Cage is pretty Black, but he's nobody's friend and is probably a Skrull, anyway).

I'm really not remembering anybody close to Pete in the past 20 years that happens to be African American...

Oh, wait! Does the Black Cat count?!?! :)

ZeroCorpse - "...and is probably a Skrull, anyway"
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:47:02 PM
lol

I dunno why, but it just struck my the right way, I guess

I think Rocket Racer was the last black guy in Spiderman
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
12:50:17 PM
and that had to be mid-70's. And he was a villain.

Perhaps Chameleon is really a black guy?

Come to think of it, Marvel comics until the 90's were pretty white altogether, except for a few already mentioned here. And Black Cat, who really could have been almost anybody, despite his origin from Africa.

"I admit...it is fun"
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:11:46 PM
Wow, pillow you weren't kidding. Jarv converts a nonbeliever in node 36509! Oh, and since we're on the subject of converting, in one of other other recent TB's (I think Hulk) I spotted Dannyglover Dickblood venturing forth opinions on Burton vs. Schumaker Batman movies. So they guy DOES care, or at least, has feelings one way or another about something. So there could be hope for him to know the glory of Burt Gummer's stache as well
finky089, you mean Black Panther
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:14:31 PM
right? Black Cat was the hot chick Spidey fell in love with, mid-1980s (white). Black Panter is the African prince dude who assumed the mystical role of protector (his origin features heavy in the animated Avengers 2 movie). Food for thought: If Bruce Banner were a black guy, would Hulk still be green? Discuss
Abom
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
01:25:28 PM
See the Indy talkback (tv spot one). I think Danny boy will be okay.
bigbaldpapa
by Underoos Hero
May 1st, 2008
01:27:56 PM
Hey fuck head. That spoiler border was not there when he posted the article.
pillow
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:31:08 PM
yeah, he just responded to my post there about Shia (I asked whether Shia gets impaled and Indy says something like "Adios Mutt")
Heh heh
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:39:31 PM
I read in the Hulk TB your thoughts on Batman (Burton / Schumaker) so I knew you were probably OK!

Now I must ask: Have you ever seen Tremors? Thoughts?

All this Batman Begins love...
by Quake II
May 1st, 2008
01:43:32 PM
..baffles me. It had an awesome opening and all the training scenes were great but it completely fell apart halfway through. How can you defend the last 1/2 of that film? Gassing the city (didn't we see that in Batman 1?), Scarecrow shows up with nothing to do, fight scenes were poorly shot etc. The final "battle" with Liam Neeson and Batman was the biggest letdown in film history. A couple punches and it's over. If Batman Begins is the meter to use for all superhero films then Fantastic Four 2 was near perfect!
What future bad guys does Iron Man set up?
by fiester
May 1st, 2008
01:56:32 PM
Anyone know?
DannyBoy
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
01:59:30 PM
Only reason I ask is, Tremors is part of the source of the Warciple faith. That and Evil Dead, and the karate skills of Tony Jaa, and a few other things. But yeah, Fred Ward (Remo) and Michael Gross are revered among us for that reason.
Danny...Danny...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
02:01:52 PM
How can you say that when BB has top notch actors involved, along with I thought was a good story, when FF2 has below average actors who were miscast to begin with?

Oh, and Franklin T. Marmoset will be very happy to know that someone else sings the praises of FF...

Danny, Evil Dead, and FF...
by just pillow talk
May 1st, 2008
02:19:18 PM
First, very good to hear you appreciate the merits of the Evil Dead series, and its contributions to mankind.

Second, for me at least, the point of the BB wasn't the villains, but the birth and subsequent growth of Batman, and what he felt his true path was to, not one of revenge, but of begin a hero. And I thought the dialogue was perfect for being a Batman movie, and I found Bale to be the most believable Batman. So I enjoy it over many repeat viewings.

I've only seen FF2 once, but found it quite boring and I couldn't tell you any of their lines because I found the whole movie forgettable.

However, to each their own.

So if we get an Avengers movie....
by drewlicious
May 1st, 2008
02:34:23 PM
Can they use Dr. Doom or is that a character 20th Century Fox has a claim on? I'd much rather have him as the big bad than Ultron or the Skrulls.
I agree with Quake II
by JesseDart
May 1st, 2008
02:34:23 PM
I thought Batman Begins was weak. Fight scenes where you can't see what the heck is going on. Zoom that camera out brotha, zoom it out.
"Black Cat" = "Black Panther"
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
03:04:33 PM
jesus I'm a complete FEEB today. Thanks, Abom
The YouTube Nick Fury is gone already!!
by BenBraddock
May 1st, 2008
03:20:31 PM
Removed by Paramount :-( Anyone have another link please?
gotham_night
by messi
May 1st, 2008
03:30:51 PM
Just because they're not famous doesn't mean they're not good. Batman's rogues' gallery are all famous but Spidey has better villains, the Red Skull is better than alot of his villains etc. And Iron Man has new bad guys, the good guys of the Marvel U.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD please fucking kill yourself
by messi
May 1st, 2008
03:33:17 PM
FF2 better than Batman Begins. You thought Ra's Al Ghul was pointless because you're a pathetic complacent human. you thought Zimmer and Newton howard's score was lame because you know fuck all about music. Eat aids.
Nice review Capone
by lantern48
May 1st, 2008
03:35:50 PM
Thanks again for a great time at RiverEast 21. Any clues to the other movie you said you saw? Please.
Hmm, so knock IRONMAN over=beat him?
by Drath
May 1st, 2008
04:24:20 PM
I'm not saying I'll care about such a thing while I watch the movie, but I'll bet some critic somewhere will complain about that apparent weakness in his/her scathing review of the much-reviled super hero genre's latest assault on his/her refined senses.
I'd read that FF, Gotham
by finky089
May 1st, 2008
05:01:34 PM
Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom
by hallmitchell
May 1st, 2008
05:39:03 PM
And save him from the mess that was FF and FF2. And please don't cast Julian McMahon. I thought Iron Man was fantastic. Great origin film.
oh and another thing
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:26:04 PM
Capone says it well when he says the movie just makes you yearn for more...one of the first things my friend said when we were walking out of the hall was: "I want a sequel." To which I replied "Oh there will be, guaranteed." And she was all "No, no. I want one NOW." To which I laughed in total agreement cause this movie was really that good. Believe the hype people...most fans will love this movie. I say most because you can never make fans happy, considering how fucked up we are...and the amounts we complain etc.
Glowing blowjobs from AICN...muted everywhere else.
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
06:31:23 PM
Just sayin...this site is consistently criminal in it's ability to hype stuff way beyond anything it delivers...
Batman Begins...droll
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
06:34:07 PM
Like Lee's Hulk, something was seriously amiss, despite having a lot of good elements in place. As a film, outside of all comic fanboy BS, it was oddly boring...and the music was vile and intrusive.
Quantize
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:37:50 PM
Oh I will definitely agree with you there...I think I might be a little dead inside considering how consistently I find a movie to be awesome..but nowhere as orgasmic as Harry n Co makes it to be. But yea i think in the end theyre all just some superfreaks with high sensitivity..movies they say suck dont suck as much (usually) and movies they say are great dont usually meet the mark. But I still stand behind saying that Iron Man is an awesome movie...simply because I can't quite place anything wrong with it...at all. Could have had more sense of a villain with Stane but he was still played out quite nicely (at least more so than the Scarecrow in Batman Begins who I felt didn't get enough breathing space.Even if I still find that movie to be brilliant.)
Quantize again
by indyit
May 1st, 2008
06:40:16 PM
Gotta also note - I can see why people would find the movie boring...cause I believe under a different mindset I might have felt the same, although instead I found it to be great.
..and sithdan...
by foree forehead
May 1st, 2008
07:09:34 PM
"The bombing, which claimed 168 lives, was the deadliest act of terrorism within United States borders until the September 11, 2001 attacks and remains the deadliest incident of domestic terrorism in the United States." yea that's right-winger timothy mcveigh we're talking about. p.s. suicide bombers in iraq aren't blowing our troops up, they're blowing other iraqis up. improvised explosive devices are blowing our troops up. turn off the fox, switch on the news
Muted everywhere else???????????????
by Fish Tank
May 1st, 2008
09:59:52 PM
quantize - It's at 95% on rottentomatoes.com - how the Hell is that muted? That's glowing.
I just saw Ironman tonight and it was awesome!
by abovo
May 1st, 2008
10:34:11 PM
Fish Tank
by quantize
May 1st, 2008
11:17:05 PM
go read some newspapers for a start..
Poile Alert! Poile Alert!
by ironburl
May 1st, 2008
11:50:47 PM
When the headline is only one line tall, it says poile instead of spoiler.
quantize
by messi
May 2nd, 2008
03:10:14 AM
That's because you know shit about music. Molossus is the most epic heroic theme there is.
Captain America's Shield
by Whydidntyousee
May 2nd, 2008
03:30:59 AM
was on Tony's workbench - classic!!!
RighteousBrother
by Lost Jarv
May 2nd, 2008
04:38:58 AM
Empire normally pretty reliable?

Are you on crack? You're talking about the same magazine that gave AOTC, SR, TPM, ID4, Day After Tomorrow and countless other shite 5 out of 5.

Empire are absolutely fucking useless.

No love for Yinsen the doctor?
by turk128
May 2nd, 2008
06:45:47 AM
Shaun Toub did a superb job with the little time he had.
THE AVENNNNNNNNNGERS
by JBouganim1
May 2nd, 2008
08:29:32 AM
I just kept saying the AVENNNNGERRS from the video game
by JBouganim1
May 2nd, 2008
08:33:02 AM
saw it last night
by SpawnofAchilles
May 2nd, 2008
10:20:20 AM
loved every moment, will be seeing it again this weekend and I pretty much never do that, go see it we need a kickass sequel!
superman 2 was all we had
by Glurp
May 2nd, 2008
12:56:05 PM
Yeah I know it was all we had and when I was a kid I thought SMII was pretty awesome however I doubt we'll be comparing Iron man to movies being produced 30 years from now and explaining "cut them a break it was the best they could do at the time." SMII is filled with all kinds of idiocy that is difficult to defend.
Iron Man 2 : Bring in DR.Doom
by Glurp
May 2nd, 2008
01:02:01 PM
Yeah wouldn't that just figure. We can't get the right DOOM in the actual FF movie so it takes Iron man to set things straight. I'm all for it.
Captain America
by NinjaChampion
May 2nd, 2008
04:46:30 PM
needs to fight Iron Man Instead of digging up some WW2 villian for the Cap movie.
FINALLY, an honest Iron Man review
by vestaxwax
May 2nd, 2008
08:00:04 PM
http://eattheblinds.blogspot.c om/
vestaxwax stop spamming the talkback...
by poeticwarriorII
May 3rd, 2008
02:10:06 AM
with your useless tripe. Go whackoff in your coffee or something you useless bucket of monkey spunk. Nobody wants to read your goddamn website you dripping cunt.
Is it....
by JayWells87
May 3rd, 2008
12:55:55 PM
...bad for me to be kind of glad that a guy who goes by the name of DANNY GLOVER'S DICKBLOOD is losing his kids? Anyone else kinda feel that way?
So...Saw this one...
by micturatingbenjamin
May 4th, 2008
07:54:28 PM
Holy shit. They did not only alright by Iron Man, but by Tony Stark AND made Rhodey a guy I'd like. Fuck, this is going to make a shit-ton of money, and Jon Favreau is really good at what he does...namely, make good flicks ,that you'd watch again and again...

Best part of the flick for me? Tony Stark's ringtone on Rhodey's cell is the old 'Iron Man' 60s cartoon theme song. And, every damned second of this flick was enjoyable, not a single moment sucked, and I even could stand Gwyneth Paltrow for the second time in my life!!

Good flick, go see it! This just sold my ass a Blu-Ray player, no lie.

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