"landspeeder, don't Bantha to your nearest theater".

Harry, the next time you love a movie, PLEASE PUT THAT IN YOUR REVIEW.

The REAL irony is that the average person who (still) watches "The Simpsons" probably didn't pick up on it at all. We can't all be movie geeks; probably better off that way.

That said, Moriarty is probably seething with jealousy.

no easy feat bud

Bearded Speed Racer rocks!

Of course, we knew this all along...

Seriously, you are in our thoughts and prayers, dude. Keep up the good weight conditioning. You wife will love you for it!

Too many of The Simpsons' guest satires die an early demise (as seen on Disk 1 of each season's collection). We need Harry for at least another two decades (or until I reach the age of 45).

You might as well start drinking the chlorine you use to condition your swimming pool.

Personally, I prefer sugar sodas. Not HFCS (that shit will kill us all, too) and not Splenda, sucralose, sucrose, aspartame (also VERY bad), or saccharin. Artificial sweeteners are all just lab-created chemicals that have an adverse effect on your body.

If you're a soda addict, and you're in Texas, you have access to Mexican Coke. It's made with sugar (not HFCS) and it tastes better, is better for you (though not exactly "healthy"), and makes American Coke taste syrupy and awful in comparison.

Just do NOT drink that diet shit. It's worse for you than drinking regular Coke and just doing a little power-walking or fucking to work off the extra few calories.

And everybody, stay away from Diet Soda. Sugar in bulk is bad for you, but it's still natural. Artificial Sweetener is some weird hack to make unnatural chemicals fool taste receptors. And nobody has ever gotten thin from drinking diet soda.

Simpsons were taking the piss out of Geeks in General I think with the Comic Guy as I'm sure it would have resembled you more but good job on getting the piss taken out of the site!

Keep pimping! sorry pumping!

You would think geeks and nerds would be all buff and strong since they know more stuff but no.

Atkins does work I lost 75 lbs years ago and kept it off, I just reduce the amount of food these days to eat.

I think Harry should youtube the articles the virtual dollars would be great.

First of all, have you taken a look at Americans lately? The majority of them are OVERWEIGHT. I'm sure that with an attitude of entitlement like yours, you must be an American.

Secondly, being overweight is NOT AT ALL like someone's race. You are born with your phenotypic characteristics like skin color. Fat people make a daily decision to be fat. I know that for a number of overweight people, their condition started b/c of something biological that is beyond their control, but most of those people still make a decision everyday NOT to do the things that would keep them from being grossly overweight (balanced eating and exercise.) I understand biology is against them, but I feel no pity for someone who gives up and uses that as an excuse.

I feel even LESS for someone who just says they are fat b/c they like eating and no exercise too much to do anything about it.

Therefore, I will continue to see fattness as a weakness, not something people can't help like their color or ethnicity.

Stop making pathetic excuses for yourself. Harry is showing you that you CAN do somehting about your condition.

"It's time to get out of the chair."

This TB is about Harry on the Simpsons.

BTW...congrats on the wedding (even though it is late, you are still a newlywed)!!!

I don't think you're comic book guy, Harry. Comic book guy was in The Simpsons back in the early 90's. I never even heard of you till 99.

You're a great guy, though. You deserve all the celebrity you can get.

P.S. Cloverfield sucked. Spiderman 3 sucked. And Ironman is good, but not great. I can't believe you said it was better than Batman Begins. Really? REALLY?!!! I'd still take Donner's Superman over IronDrunk.

as for going to the gym, good work, but nothing will make you lose weight faster than simply walking everywhere and having 1 big meal a day of meat and vegtables and then desert of fruit and small serve of ice cream.

smoking the ol hooch in 1 or 2 puffs is always good for really 'feeling' your body when you work out. but don't wipe yourself out on it.

Even though you clearly have stated it more than once in this TB, you can't even see yourself typing that you CHOOSE to remain overweight.

You CHOOSE it. Got that?

I know it's not something you change change with the flip of a switch, but you state that you make a decision everyday to not live a more healthy life and reduce the amount of your geeky girth.

The "thin is in" stuff is true, but it's somewhat of a separate issue from the general public looking down on obesity. Obesity is an outward sign of unhealthiness. Nobody who's overweight is doing their body any favors. Thus seeing overweight people = seeing unhealthy people. The difference between seeing somebody stricken with an illness like MS and a grossly obese person who needs to seats in an sirplane is that the person with MS did nothing to bring on their condition and can do nothing to reverse it. You can't say that about being fat.

Being an asshole to a fatty just because they are fat is bullshit discrimination- absolutely. But the fact is that as long as you remain overweight, don't expect any better treatment than you're giving to your OWN body.

Don't eat peas or carrots. Fine. Nobody's goign to make you change your body if you don't care enough about it to do it on your own. But you ain't gonna win any lawsuits because you're fat and other people can see it.

And for the record, you ARE concerned with what the media says, otherwise it wouldn't be influencing the lifestyle/eating decisions you stated that you continually make.

I don't beleive for a second you were living "happy-go-lucky" until recently when a flight attendant told you you were fat. Was this the first time EVER someone had noticed you were a tad overweight? Come on, stop bullshitting. It's this kind fo bullshitting that has allowed you to snow yourself into believing your own excuses!

But then at the end of your last post you really touch upon the heart of Sithdan's lifestyle:

"I just like me junk food and prefer it if people mind their own busines"

That's what it's really all about isn't it?

take a lesson from Borgnine or Harry before it's too late for you. You were unhappy before and you'll stay that way, no matter how many lawsuits (you think) you can win becauae nothing will change your unhealthy lifestyle. More $$ will just equal more food for you. Which literally just FEEDS the cycle.

You just want to be left alone with your food and unhealthy lifestyle? Fine. It'll be a lonely, EARLY funeral.

But you are NOT a victim of the airline stewardess. She said something that hurt your feelings. 1) that isn't ILLEGAL and 2) WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. Shit like that is gonna happen. Your weight, his hair, her bigass lips, my shitty shoes. People say rude shit to one another. But it's not a cause for a lawsuit.

The sooner you realize YOU are in control of your life and stop being the victim and letting circumstances around you dictate your life and the decisions (or lack thereof) you make because of them, the sooner you'll discover you've been living a life of EXCUSES.