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FIIIIIIIRST!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 13th, 2008
03:38:07 AM
Fockers!
Capone, you sneaky fucker
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Jun 13th, 2008
03:39:12 AM
I didn't think you were being sarcastic . I guess all the extra "O"'s should've clued me in.
LLLLooooooooaaaaaatttthhheeeesss ss
by pokadoo
Jun 13th, 2008
03:40:51 AM
is more like it. I thought that was going to be a good review. Oh well.
This year's Little Miss Suicide!
by Paulseta
Jun 13th, 2008
03:43:29 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy though - M "Night" is a complete shithead by accounts of most who have been unfortunate enough to work with him and not be of star level. The guy needed to be brought down to earth after the insane ego tantrums of "Big Pile Of Steaming Critic Kicking Puppy-Drowning Lady In The Fucking Toilet" of a couple of years back. The real crime is imagining how much talent from the below-the-line people was squandered on letting this uppity shitbag have a frankly undeserved third chance. And we thought this guy would be Another Speilberg(tm) after The Sixth Sense (and possibly Unbreakable). Cock.
M Knight RamaDamaDingDong make unbreakable 2... save your career
by BatMeister
Jun 13th, 2008
03:45:52 AM
M Knight RamaDamaDingDong make unbreakable 2... save your career!!!
Damn, Capone.
by Julius Dithers
Jun 13th, 2008
03:46:07 AM
Just...damn. I donʻt doubt you at all. But it dismays me to hear that a great (yeah, I said it) filmmaker like Shyamalan has fallen so far.
M Knight RamaDamaDingDong make unbreakable 2... save your career
by BatMeister
Jun 13th, 2008
03:46:09 AM
M Knight RamaDamaDingDong make unbreakable 2... save your career!!!
hahaha I love the headline man
by kungfuhustler84
Jun 13th, 2008
03:47:16 AM
everybody's like "what the fuck, really?!!" but of course not. THe only way I will ever see this is if it's for free. and I'm sooooo drunk
...and when M Knight RamaDamaDingDong appears in a movie...
by BatMeister
Jun 13th, 2008
03:48:17 AM
wear some mission impossable style mask, make us work for it
so just to be sure
by kungfuhustler84
Jun 13th, 2008
03:49:45 AM
what is the twist again? plants are angry at people for not taking care of the planet so they release a plant fart or something that makes people suicidal. right? wow
Loooooovessss does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jun 13th, 2008
03:50:02 AM
I don't love the headline. You do know that a lot of people are going to see that without reading the article it links to.
Saw the clip with Wahlberg on Leno the other night
by Aloy
Jun 13th, 2008
03:53:43 AM
...and it was brutal (in the bad way not the violence way), to the point where I have no idea why they would even bother using it for promotion.
"Always looked forward to seeing?"
by Rowsdower.ZabRowsdower
Jun 13th, 2008
03:55:03 AM
John Leguizamo? Even in Spawn??? You're one twisted soul, mister.
Cobra--Kai
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Jun 13th, 2008
03:55:48 AM
Then those people are stupid and deserve what they get.
Capone your on dangerous ground
by tomdolan04
Jun 13th, 2008
03:58:10 AM
This is the first review to actually make me WANT to see the film on account of how ass-rapingly bad it is.

Not that I approve of ass-rapings naturally. Cough. I just like a laughably bad movie dammit

Manoj Nelliyattu "Night" Shyamalan =
by 33.3rpm
Jun 13th, 2008
04:04:33 AM
Fez. Sorry I had to cook it down to that level, but...
"...the film, by which, other bad movies will set their standard
by Rowsdower.ZabRowsdower
Jun 13th, 2008
04:04:58 AM
Isn't there an Uwe Boll standardized meter by which to gauge such efforts alreay? Yeah, I have my apprehensions about yet another Shamalayan twist ending of non-sensical proportions... but don't you think we're all gearing up to hate this, despite any merits it may possess, because we all feel kinda cheated over the easiness of the last couple he's done? Wow... just can't get over the statement of always looking forward to John Leguizamo movies... sounds like a kind of a sick fetish... one normally reserved for those idiots who actually spend money to see another "Meet the Spartans" or some such drek...
One for the Advertising
by tomdolan04
Jun 13th, 2008
04:11:30 AM
"I was never bored watching THE HAPPENING"!!!! AICN Capone 2008
To the folks who helped M. Night make this shitshow HAPPEN...
by warphoenix
Jun 13th, 2008
04:13:41 AM
...MASTURBATE IN HELL! And to M. Night, you can't write to save yourself in a SAW movie. And yes...FUCK YOURSELF!
NEW DARK KNIGHT ALTERNATE TRAILER!!!!!
by UMAGA
Jun 13th, 2008
04:27:27 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w44 k7KP7QHQ
"When the chips are down..these civilized people..will eat other
by UMAGA
Jun 13th, 2008
04:28:09 AM
Fuck this Happening shit.
only news is how anyone who saw Lady didnt realise..
by quantize
Jun 13th, 2008
04:32:59 AM
this guy has disappeared up his own ass completely. That film was laughably silly & self indulgent. Hopefully this will be his last chance to foist his retarded wankery on us...BACK to the DRAWING BOARD M Night...no more excuses.
Jesus Capone! You had me worried there...
by Marxeffect
Jun 13th, 2008
04:33:15 AM
I thought u were going to be the only person to like this movie!
thanks for not trying to be hip by bashing Capone
by Quartermass-87
Jun 13th, 2008
04:37:26 AM
Every so often a particular director or actor gets the hate flowing their way...and why?...sometimes its just that every media outlet jumps on them and everyone else follows...cause god forbid they go against everyone else and actually let themselves like what they like. Like how many times is a movie seen as SO SO bad and Leno and Letterman make jokes and every comment is mocking and half the people haven't seen it...they just talk shit. I mean what if I said to a fan of a particular movie that it sucks...but not because I Saw it and didn't like it...but because I read a review or an article or so and so hated it so I have to to. I like M. Night....and diss him all you like...but then ask....how many movies have you successfully directed?....oh thats right not a fucking one....so there ya go...lol.
shit I read the first line....oops it was sarcasm......LOL.....m
by Quartermass-87
Jun 13th, 2008
04:39:34 AM
Right Now
by JimBobCooter
Jun 13th, 2008
04:40:11 AM
A room full of Disney execs are high-fiving each other.
And I love...
by JimBobCooter
Jun 13th, 2008
04:44:14 AM
when people say, "How many great movies have YOU made?!"

We all paid to see his hits and supported him, making him millions upon millions. So we, being CONSUMERS, get to bash him by giving us 4 shitty movies in a row. (I'm counting his Sci-Fi special in that list) And if this was a great movie, he would get our money.

See how this works?

Awesome
by Zappary
Jun 13th, 2008
04:44:43 AM
I'll be first in line. I love a train wreck.
Tiime to take the pen away from Shyamalan...
by jaws8u
Jun 13th, 2008
04:52:58 AM
and stab him in the eye with it. I have been hearing a lot of critics saying that he should stick to directing, but after making Leguizamo, Deschanel, and Wahlberg (fresh off of his legendary performance in the Departed) suck sperm through a straw, I'll be taking calls from Uwe Boll before this idiot. I also heard that James Newton Howard's score blows this time around. A huge disappointment considering every score he has done for Shy-guy has been better than the previous. Lady in the Water's score was incredible.
SUCKER PUNCH HEADLINE.... NICE ONE...
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Jun 13th, 2008
04:57:54 AM
here's a prediction...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
04:58:12 AM
...in 10 years LADY IN THE WATER will be the next MP & THE HOLLY GRAIL. sought after and frequently vacant from movie rental shelves as the late night view-while-stoned movie M. Night always meant for it to be. maybe this is THEE genre he is creating for the youth of tomorrow. THE VILLAGE easily falls into that category as well. pure drunkin' fun if you ask me. and of course the highlight of each of these films is the cameo of ones self with LADY IN THE WATER being the shyte of all M. Night's appearances. it sounds like he's delivered this exact type of film yet again and honestly i can't wait to view it as it's supposed to be viewed. remember, it's the frame of mind we put ourselves in that cause us to soemwhat overly enjoy quirky movies and have them become our personal faves. i've been laughing at THE HAPPENING's trailers each time Wahlberg delivers the line 'with whom?' the look on his face is pure hilarity. keep 'em comin' M. Night. once you realize that these types of stories you're telling out comic genius you'll make the right type of movie once again and we'll truly love one of your films again...lol!
oh yeah...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
05:03:53 AM
i haven't read anyone saying M. Night appears in THE HAPPENING. anyone know?
the happening....the musical
by bacci40
Jun 13th, 2008
05:06:04 AM
to open on broadway in 2012...produced by mel brooks...one two three two kick two
...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
05:06:21 AM
...it would be comic genius if it's one of the suicides.
M. Night Cameo
by JimBobCooter
Jun 13th, 2008
05:06:28 AM
The other talkback said M. Night stars as an off-screen text messager. For what it's worth.
bobaswart
by JimBobCooter
Jun 13th, 2008
05:07:29 AM
THe suicide cameo is GENIUS!!

Maybe too on the nose, though.

Who thought that Shyalama was the next Spielberg?
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 13th, 2008
05:23:33 AM
Speak for yourself, because I certainly didn't. When I first saw his first (big) film, the absolutely and utterly predictable "twist" gimmick 6th Sense, I just thought he was a hack plagiarist of Rod Serling, but without an iota of Serling's skills. I see it's only taken 10 years for some to find that out.
Some advertising quotes from Capone's review
by Paulseta
Jun 13th, 2008
05:24:29 AM
Here's how advertising for this film could use bits Capone's review and sell it to the public:
"...buy a ticket to this film..."

"...ass kicking..."

"...Shyamalan is everybody's favorite...writer-director...v ery popular...the man has talent."

"...creeped me out time and time again..."

"...heroes...thrilling...the film by which other... movies will set their standard by."

"This is the kind of movie...worth seeing..."

Capone, aint it cool news, 2008
Ebert gives it three stars
by Frat Boy
Jun 13th, 2008
05:34:11 AM
Just another reason why I have lost all trust in his reviews.
M. Night Shyamalans' LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
by LaserPants
Jun 13th, 2008
05:35:03 AM
WATCH OUT THE PLANTS ARE GONNA GITCHA!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! !! WHAT A TWEEEEEST!!!
I've changed my mind! I WILL see this!
by BiggusDickus
Jun 13th, 2008
05:43:09 AM
Bad films are bad films, but truly, abysmally dreadful films are great in a 'I've just got to sit here and see what idiotic turn this thing takes next' sort of way.

I've always enjoyed sitting through a Wahlberg movie. It gives hope to the rest of us. I'm hoping this is as paralysingly bad as 'Planet of the Apes', which made no sense whatsoever.

Can it compete with 'Higlander II' though? Or 'A.I.'? Now they were awful beyond words...

Has he gone mad?
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 13th, 2008
05:43:50 AM
Diss them as you may, I swear that UNBREAKABLE and SIGNS were enjoyable flicks. I even think I'd chose SIGNS over Spielberg's WAR OF THE WORLDS, which were essentially the same idea. M. Night's cellar scene was better.
Rated R for "Run home and download this instead
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 13th, 2008
05:44:12 AM
of forking over your hard-earned coin"
And Capone...
by BiggusDickus
Jun 13th, 2008
05:47:05 AM
Thanks for this review. The wife and I were lauging out loud at your words!
M night is someone who needs to take his time
by geraldbeans
Jun 13th, 2008
05:47:58 AM
It took him forever to write the sixth sense. these films he's writing in a year. He needs way more time.
SIGNS
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
05:52:05 AM
there's a great scene in SIGNS where they've boarded up all the doors while Mel gives his 'wanna know what happened when you were born' stories to the kids and the one door they forget to board up is the attic door. it's a great scene and it got cut from the film. catch it in the deleted scenes of the dvd. i thoroughly enjoyed that film the most. and M. Night was comic genius in that appearance as well...stickin' out like a sore thumb in rural pennsylvania. oops! maybe i shouldn't have said that...hee hee.
Shayamalan's downfall
by kafka07
Jun 13th, 2008
05:57:56 AM
was very apparent with The Village. Never even bothered wasting my time with Lady in the Water. This guy's a hack.
hey MR GORIILA...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
05:58:54 AM
...i have a question for you since you mention WOTW. i have a co worker that swears by the power of greyskull that Tim Robbins character in WOTW was a pedophile through and through. and that is clearly comes across in that scene and that is the more compelling reason Tom Cruise kills him. you thoughts?
"This is the kind of movie that kills careers"
by newc0253
Jun 13th, 2008
06:16:00 AM
i thought that when watching Lady in the Water, but here we all are again.

The remarkable thing is that Shayamalan is an astonishingly good director: even when he's making flawed films (e.g. Unbreakable) or batshit craxy ones (i.e. Lady in the Water), the guy's talent is undeniable.

The fact that his next film is an adaptation (Airbender) gives me hope that, by translating someone else's ideas rather than coming up with his own, he'll finally pull his head out of his ass and deliver a genuinely great film.

What newc0253 said
by TheNorthlander
Jun 13th, 2008
06:39:01 AM
I agree, man.
I'm shocked that anyone thought it might be good
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
06:43:54 AM
Seriously, MNS made 1 decent movie in 1999 and crap ever since. Why is it every time he has a new movie coming out there are MNS apologists who have high hopes about his next offering? He's as narcissistic as you can get, which means he is incapable of understanding that his vanity projects rival those Uwe Boll.
M. Good Night Man
by Athanatos
Jun 13th, 2008
06:49:10 AM
I personally don't understand the love for this guy, although it was in no way a shocking or unpredictable twist, I did enjoy the Sixth Sense, all his other movies were horrible beyond belief. Signs was the most flawed movie ever, and though it's been thrown around endlessly, I ask again, what kind of moronic beings that can be killed by water would invade a planet that is mostly composed of water? He has fallen to the Boll level of directors in mho.
It was a great trailer...
by RicardoMontalban
Jun 13th, 2008
06:49:25 AM
I'll give M. Night the benefit of the doubt, I really loved "The Sixth Sense" and "The Village" to a lesser extent. Besides, what else is out there right now... a remake of a 2003 movie? Hey movie fans, check out this awesome new blog on blogspot. it's called thebitterproducer spread the word!
I have ignored M. Night since "Signs"
by Stollentroll
Jun 13th, 2008
06:52:31 AM
Maybe the worst film I've ever seen in a movie theater. Wait...Black Dahlia comes close...
Misleading headline. "Loooves?"
by V'Shael
Jun 13th, 2008
06:53:19 AM
I almost didn't read the story, just mentally said "Wow, Capone liked it, I might give it a look"
All the reviews are bad, this pleases me for some reason
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
06:53:21 AM
From dark Horizons, "Excluding a few moments of chilling effectiveness, this could fairly be called his worst film yet. Even his usual saving grace of keen directorial acumen for the first time visibly loses cohesion on screen, ultimately yielding a film that would've been considered one of the year's most notable disappointments had there actually been any anticipation for it..."
M.Night's response
by tomdolan04
Jun 13th, 2008
06:56:40 AM
"B...b...Bu...but its got Marky Mark. Trying to reason. With a Pot Plant. You peasants will never be happy"
Can't download this
by pearlanddean
Jun 13th, 2008
06:56:53 AM
Who's going to actually turn up and camcorder it?
Unbreakable is good??
by The Jailer
Jun 13th, 2008
07:09:55 AM
Watch it again knowing what is to come from MKS and I guarantee you will change your mind. The idea for the plot was good but the direction and gimmicky camera work are crap.
I saw this coming
by Rat Fink
Jun 13th, 2008
07:13:25 AM
M. Night needs to give it up. Sixth Sense was a fluke. Everything else has been mediocre or just sucked. I have no doubt this movie will make me feel like I'm sticking a No. 2 pencil in my left eye.
Feel THE TERROR of liking a movie
by CuervoJones
Jun 13th, 2008
07:14:55 AM
Only in AICN
Change the fricking title
by greekCopter
Jun 13th, 2008
07:15:58 AM
Honestly, i, like many others don't read all the reviews. Change it to avoid confusions that will most certainly come from this.
Glad you liked The Village Capone
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 13th, 2008
07:17:54 AM
Completely misunderstood and underrated film.
The thing is
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 13th, 2008
07:18:44 AM
M Night is a talented filmmaker. So long as Bay, Ratner, Wiseman and co are making movies Shyamalan will always have my support.
SIGNS does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jun 13th, 2008
07:19:01 AM
On the subject of that terribly cast M. Night cameo in SIGNS, has anyone seen the send-up in SCARY MOVIE 3? It's a crappy film but it's worth a watch just to see little Jon Lovitz acting the M. Night part as if he's half asleep. Most amusing!
I love Signs and The Village
by CuervoJones
Jun 13th, 2008
07:23:55 AM
But i´m afraid i´m gonna hate this. Damn! I don´t like to hate movies.
... sorry Night...
by only1
Jun 13th, 2008
07:29:58 AM
I'm a Night fan... I'll admit. I still can't understand the backlash unleashed by fans on him in recent years. I liked The Village also. I think the audience was just expecting some paranormal phenom rather than what they got. MNS films faves? 1)Unbreakable (GREAT flick) 2)Signs 3)The Sixth Sense (great flick, too... solid base for his next 2 efforts) 3)The Village (ON THE LEVEL of the previous three...) 4) Lady in the Water (Honestly? haven't even seen it all. Just couldn't get into it. Maybe Disney was a better fit for Night than he thought)... ... But I heard a DJ talking about a press screening of The Happening and it just sounds horric. Capone's review is positive in comparison.
Lady in the Water was Worse than Ishtar
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
07:33:47 AM
Ishtar really wasn't that bad. Not a great movie by any measure, and where did all the money they spend on it go? It certainly wasn't on the screen. But Ishtar didn't feature lengthy self-congratulatory writer-director-is-God sequences--starring M. Night himself!--or have anything approaching the appalling "critics should just shut up! or die!" theme running through a goodly portion of that movie. And this movie may even be worse than Ishtar . . . but, as someone who enjoyed (sometimes with effort) every movie M. Night made up until Lady in the Water, I gotta say Lady in the Water was a self-indulgent piece of garbage that leaves me no hope for The Crappening. And the reviews I'm ready tend to bear that out. I will be avoiding this one like the plague.
Oh, and No Unbreakable Sequel!
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
07:36:27 AM
M. Night has recently proven he would make a movie that sucks, that whatever "spark" he had has been smothered in his ego, and so it would just spit on the first movie . . . so why bother? It'd be like George Lucas making crappy prequels to our beloved childhood action and sci-fi films.
I like what J Pumpkinhead says....
by LORDRANDO
Jun 13th, 2008
07:38:17 AM
Some of us always thought this guy sucks. The only thing worthwhile he ever did was the tiny little part of signs where the spanish kids see the alien. And he stole that from Bigfoot footage.
MNS's "The Village"...
by Kid Z
Jun 13th, 2008
07:39:22 AM
...actually caused my then-girlfriend and I to break up! We got into a huge argument over how badly it sucked (interestingly, we both thought it sucked, the argument was more over why I was stupid enough to take her to see it after we had both really hated "Signs"several years before). Yep, MNS movies can actually end relationships! I'll be avoiding "The Happening" like the plague, of course.
THE CRAPPENING 2: CRAP HARDER
by turketron
Jun 13th, 2008
07:46:06 AM
No way I'll be spending moneys to see this. If I'm ever in a self abusing mood, I may download it one day and watch it, much in the way I saw The Wicker Man. That or I'm sure someone will make a highlight reel on youtube of its most ridiculous parts.
This has to be said
by matalo
Jun 13th, 2008
07:54:55 AM
PLANT!!!
So, the dude who saw this awhile back was
by the_scream
Jun 13th, 2008
07:56:51 AM
Right on the money. Pretty much what the rumors were saying. Doesn't look good for M Night who is a good director who has lost his way.
Maybe the execs pull the plug..
by TimMighty
Jun 13th, 2008
07:59:17 AM
..on the Airbender thing...well..at least trying to get another director. Could be that - whatever project mNights attached to is tainted from now on. Still sad because i really liked "Unbreakable"...enjoyed "signs"..survived "the village" somehow and with "lady in the water"..there is a grey area in my brain where that memory was.
This guy has made TWO good flicks...
by ScaryWaitress
Jun 13th, 2008
08:01:34 AM
Sixth Sense, and Unbreakable. Everything after them was a steaming pile of excrement. Shyamalan thinks he's Hitchcock's heir... I have some grave news for him. He's not fit to spitshine Hitchcock's shoes. Someone PLEASE tell this guy to go away.
Saw it last night at a screening in Manhattan
by HypeEndsHere
Jun 13th, 2008
08:03:19 AM
If you go in with the idea it's a comedy, this thing is fucking great. kind of like Event Horizon.
Go rent the Signal
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
08:07:34 AM
Thats the movie M. Dark Knight Skidosh wanted to make. Harry would've told you if he still did the DVD colum.
Kid Z
by henrydalton
Jun 13th, 2008
08:08:01 AM
"The Village actually caused my then-girlfriend and I to break up! We got into a huge argument over how badly it sucked (interestingly, we both thought it sucked, the argument was more over why I was stupid enough to take her to see it." Funniest thing I've read all day :)
The rest of the world will finally accept
by superfleish76
Jun 13th, 2008
08:14:08 AM
what a shitty director M. Night is. I don't want to hate his movies, I just do. Signs was so bad, I swore I would never pay to watch another. I wish that he would pull off something great, but when your best film doesn't even hold up on a second viewing, I don't have much hope for you. All of his films are boring, and since Unbreakable, they have been just plain bad!
I don't get it
by TKO
Jun 13th, 2008
08:21:59 AM
Why / how does a plant make people want to kill themselves?
Will this kill "CELL"?
by gotilk
Jun 13th, 2008
08:24:45 AM
Hope not, it was a fun read.
It begins with the script and the script didn't work.
by Uncapie
Jun 13th, 2008
08:31:36 AM
Its a version of the episode with Bernard Lee and the thinking plants from "Dr. Terror's House of Horror's" Shalaman saw and extended, but extended poorly. Fucking studio management should learn how to read instead of having shallow readers tell them what to think.No wonder the majority of movies suck. Stupid fuckers.
L. DUK DONG'S WOTSA HAPPENIN' HOTSTUFF 2:
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 13th, 2008
08:36:50 AM
RISE OF THE SEXY AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND
Fuck you Capone. M Night is a genius
by Proman1984
Jun 13th, 2008
08:55:19 AM
And he never made a poor movie.
HAHAHAH Does anyone else remember
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
08:55:25 AM
The show On the Lot? You know the one where Bret Ratner helped decide who is good enough to be a director? If so does anyone remember that one girl who made a horror movie about a guy trimming a tree and did it from the trees perspective? M. Nite must saw that and was really effected.
M Knight
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
08:56:18 AM
M Knight Shamalamadingdong should go back to bollywood. His toothless, lame pictures have polluted the scene since the 6th sense. The village? Signs? Lady in the water? That is a trifecta of stupidity and bad film making. Three strikes, and your out.
"Unbreakable"
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
09:00:04 AM
There was nothing super about this character. he doesn't even bench press as much as a couple of my friends, and especially not as much as the average NFL lineman. So he didn't get sick, and he is somehow indestructable. The whole thing was too low key (zzzz) and the villain was pathetic. Not Sam Jackson, just the completely nonthreatening glass boned character. ZZZZZZ.
I may have to get this on DVD now
by Animation
Jun 13th, 2008
09:00:50 AM
I love bad films. Well, not bad films, but films that are so awful that you spend the whole time squirming and/or pointing and laughing. Preferably both. I will have to put the DVD on my shelf next to Hick Trek, Sore Losers, and Joe Christ's Communion in Room 410. Sweet!
Movies are short, careers are long
by Russman
Jun 13th, 2008
09:01:41 AM
Night will be back. Relax people.
BSB: RISE OF THE SEXY AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:03:20 AM
It'll be John Hughes comeback movie. Hopefully followed by a Breakfast Club movie where they've all become meth addicts. Except Ally Sheedy's character, whose now the CEO of eBay.
Still a fan...
by Billyeveryteen
Jun 13th, 2008
09:03:31 AM
Sure he's neck deep in crazytown, but I have found something of real value in every film.
Shame that the only summer-movie films
by CreasyBear
Jun 13th, 2008
09:04:32 AM
that aren't 1. a sequel 2. based on a book 3. based on a comic 4. based on an old TV show, happen to all suck. Shame that MNS is the only one willing to provide new ideas instead of that tired "based on __" shit, and a shame that his ideas have sucked lately.
I Hope M. Night Comes Back
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:04:36 AM
Humbled, and ready to make a decent movie that doesn't (a) star him, or (b) revolve around his humongous ego.

Sorry, I gave him several chances, and the benefit of the doubt, up through The Village. But Lady in the Water really pissed me off. What a piece of crap.
Unbreakable was a Fun Movie
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:06:40 AM
Not as good as the Sixth Sense . . . seriously, if you don't like Sixth Sense or Unbreakable, I get it. But the same guy who made those two movies made Lady in the Water? And now The Happening? Seriously?

M. Night may be overdue for a cat scan. Something's gone wrong.
MST 3K
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
09:06:56 AM
I will see "The happening" as modern day schlock that will get slammed on an upcoming MST3K. "This is a sensation altogeather new to me ...and I think I like it!"
M. Night's Ideas aren't Knew
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:08:58 AM
But his takes have been, generally, "fresh" and interesting, while at the same time being sufficiently familiar and accessible to reach a mass audience. He had an ability to hit a sweet spot . . . but, like Narcissus, he's been too busy gazing at his reflection to ever return to the nuts and bolts of what makes a good film. And it's been becoming clearer and clearer with each subsequent ego-fest--I mean, movie.
Aren't NEW, I Mean
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:10:44 AM
I am a homonym dyslexical. That being said, it wouldn't bother me that M. Night is so arrogant and egotistical, if it didn't infect his films. But clearly, it's done something to his film-making ability.
"Something of Value in Every Film"
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
09:12:40 AM
Me, too, sort of. But the problem is that in Lady in the Water, it was The Critic--ergo, the "bad guy" who was actually the interesting character, and the only one worth watching, and the lazy way M. Night handled him--and his demise--sort of dilluted the value.

Sorry. Lady in the Water pissed me off.
CreasyBear
by Series7
Jun 13th, 2008
09:17:09 AM
If M. Knights ideas are new, then did Rod Serling never exist? Did M. Knight pull a twist on life?
still don't see...
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:18:38 AM
...if someone posted on whether he appears in this one...hopefully as one of the suicieds...one can always hope...
bobaswart
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Jun 13th, 2008
09:29:09 AM
He "plays" the dude who's banging Marky Mark's wife and sending her texts. The Onion's A.V. Club said he's not in the movie, but is credited as that character.
dominic-vobisum
by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:41:34 AM
oh yeah. that's right...heard that. thanks.

by bobaswart
Jun 13th, 2008
09:42:17 AM
could've redeemed himself somewhat if he killed himself on screen.
I haven't seen it but let me take a guess
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
09:47:58 AM
by every little touch it reveals layers of self-indulgence and pretension so unbelievable you eventually wouldn't be more insulted if M. Night crashed a Dodge Charger into your Bar Mitzvah reception, then jumped out and started dry humping your wheelchair-bound grandmother while screaming "love sausage!" over and over. I wouldn't be surprised if he casts himself as the man who singlehandedly halts the evil Happening phenomenon, riding down from the sky on a golden cloud, wearing a chest-revealing tunic, carrying Gandalf's staff in one hand and Rambo's M-60 in the other. God, I hated Lady in the Water.
"Breakable" - Describing Sham's Career...
by Read and Shut Up
Jun 13th, 2008
09:52:04 AM
...well, there's always made-for-TV movies, Shammy.
Aliens in the Water
by Steve_Dooku
Jun 13th, 2008
10:01:08 AM
maybe it was like Alien Nation where the salt water was like acid to the "visitors", but in reverse. The salt water was "GOOD" and the fresh water bad.

WOTW - I didn't see the Tim Robbins basement dweller telegraphed as a pedophile, just a nutjob.
How does he keep getting work?
by mckron
Jun 13th, 2008
10:10:41 AM
And he still has Airbender to ruin too. Oh! I know, let's get Ewe Boll to direct a live action Bleach/Naruto and the world will be perfect! *sigh*
Sounds So bad I Have To See It
by www.valiens.com
Jun 13th, 2008
10:11:25 AM
Anyone else gonna go just to see a future punchline?
Cobra--Kai
by The Funketeer
Jun 13th, 2008
10:12:03 AM
Then those people deserve what they get. Who sees a movie based on a headline?
SIXTH SENSE, UNBREAKABLE, and SIGNS are not his "first three fil
by abcdefz7
Jun 13th, 2008
10:22:49 AM
They're third, fourth, and fifth. Why does pretty much everybody think his career started with THE SIXTH SENSE? Did Kubrick's start with THE KILLING? Um, no.
Trazadone: You Nailed Him
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
10:24:09 AM
"I wouldn't be surprised if he casts himself as the man who singlehandedly halts the evil Happening phenomenon, riding down from the sky on a golden cloud, wearing a chest-revealing tunic, carrying Gandalf's staff in one hand and Rambo's M-60 in the other."

That's M. Night's approach to film making in a nutshell.
Started career
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
10:25:56 AM
I never heard of/saw anything by Shamalamadingdong until his mega-hit sixth sense. That is the reason why it's considered to have started his career. It got him on the "A" list, which he kept at a "D-" level since.
I plan on seeing this Saturday night.
by classyfredblassy
Jun 13th, 2008
10:32:59 AM
I am bringing a remote control fart machine and some stink bombs. Should make it more enjoyable. Blassy, out.
I plan on seeing this Saturday night.
by classyfredblassy
Jun 13th, 2008
10:33:03 AM
I am bringing a remote control fart machine and some stink bombs. Should make it more enjoyable. Blassy, out.
M. Night is a gimmick director
by TVguy4566
Jun 13th, 2008
10:39:46 AM
So what is the surprise ending in this one? Does M. Night know that if you have a surprise ending in every single one of your movies, it isn't a surprise anymore?

I do think he has talent, but his twist at the end of Signs hurt the movie for me. It seems more like he forced the twist in because it is his trademark than actually being intrical to the story. As many have said in the past, The Village came off like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

The twist made the Sixth Sense. Personally, I was a bit bored by the Sixth Sense until the twist. It worked in Unbreakable, but wasn't all that neccessary.Since then, it has been a distraction and a crutch in his movies rather than an intrical part of his movie.
Someone give Zooy a successful movie!
by I Dunno
Jun 13th, 2008
10:40:46 AM
I don't care if it's a Michael Bay crap fest, give her some cash and some fame! I don't even need to see her naked, she's that beautiful and sublime. Put her in the next $200 million dollar Marvel comics movie, anything. Just someone make her an A lister.

(and yes, I do want to see her naked)

any director that has a fake biography
by zom-bot.com
Jun 13th, 2008
10:43:10 AM
on the sci fi channel, pretending that his life is so mysterious and that he may be an alien, or a ghost or something...has some serious problems.

i remember watching that thinking it would be like a mockumentary, or at least him retelling some weird things that DID happen in his childhood or something...and it was the most painful, self absorbed exercise in ...oh hell it was just a trainwreck.

He's gonna lose Airbender after this
by Laserhead
Jun 13th, 2008
10:44:39 AM
i thought of a great analogy for m knight.
by zom-bot.com
Jun 13th, 2008
10:47:37 AM
he's like the david blaine of directors. all hype and mysterious aura, and his stuff gets pushed into the spotlight somehow and we all fall for seeing it even though we try to avoid it- and in the end the stunt/movie falls short and no one gives a shit, until the next televised stunt where we all get suckered in again. both are shameless self promoters that seem to enjoy making people think they are the antichrist or something.
TVguy
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
10:50:59 AM
Shyamalan is the guy with "The Gimmick(tm)." It is what he does and that is fine if its done well. The bad news is that he has gotten sloppy and lazy and lost in his delusion of granduer. I really think he develops "The Gimmick(tm)" first and then tries to wrap a story around it. IMO, that's the only way you can explain the crap he's excreted onto the screen starting with SIGNS. The man needs a serious intervention.
sooo....you would reccomend it?
by Sakurai
Jun 13th, 2008
11:08:05 AM
meh, I will see it anyway. I enjoyed lady in the water.
PLANT!
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
11:19:58 AM
The Sixth Sense was not his first film
by DukeDeMondo
Jun 13th, 2008
11:27:31 AM
Folks talk about Shyamalan's first three flicks - Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs... These were NOT his first three films. And I'm torn here for although I love gawking with awe and horror at the worst of the worst, I do very much like the fella. The Village i detested, but I'm startin' to think i was wrong on that one. Lady In The Water was ... mesmerising, for all sorts of reasons, none of which, i would imagine, were intentional. But yeah. I'm sorry this is a wreck. I hope very much that it's not. but it's not lookin' good.
Unbreakable, re: PowerRing...
by Darth Macchio
Jun 13th, 2008
11:27:43 AM
It may be that there are football linemen who can benchpress upwards of 500 pounds but you were watching the movie so you must have also noticed that Willis's character isn't a 6'8" 300 lb plus huge football lineman correct? Have you ever seen a guy who looks like Willis come close to benching that kinda weight? And in the deleted scenes, he actually goes to the University (where he works) gym with his son. Theres a group of ball players hanging out across the room and Willis's character adds more and more weight until, if I remember correctly, he's benching upwards of 1000 pounds if not more (record is 1010lbs by a guy who looks like he could eat Willis in one gulp). The scene goes quiet as Willis looks up at his son and then all of the football players staring dumbfounded that the average sized 50-something security guard just lifted more weight than anybody they'd ever seen with their own eyes.

I won't go to lengths to defend Shamalyan but I really like Unbreakable and if that was the only film the guy had made so far, I'd say we were in for a great ride. Too bad he fell in love with himself and practiced self-love on the screen for the next 3 flicks.

For a good laugh, go read Vern's take on his obsession with all things Bryce Howard!

OMG U GUYZ R SUCH HAYTERZ
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 13th, 2008
11:46:13 AM
No but seriously, I'm still seeing this. I'm curious, and I seem to love a lot of movies that people fucking hate. So we'll see.
Ok, so what your really trying to say is...
by wowsucks
Jun 13th, 2008
12:07:51 PM
crickets..... boo .... crickets..... end credits? But the question is, does Tony Stark make a cameo?
Lady in the water is just as good as harry potter
by General Crom
Jun 13th, 2008
12:08:53 PM
I totally respect him for making up his own mythology and his own microcosm where there are people who know about that mythology.And the half muscle guy needs his own movie.Lady is a cult classic for sure-As for signs-I'll never be able to figure out why a grown man wouldn't pick up a pitchfork to defend his own family.Oh and lady in the water can also eat my shit
RE: Darth Macchio/Willis
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
12:12:35 PM
Given that the character could press at least 1,000 lbs, then the guy he fought with should have been quickly, and easily dispatched without so much of a struggle. There is no way that guys' strength should even be close. Imagine: the average 190lb guy getting tackled/hit by someone capable of pressing SIX TIMES his body weight. That would be worse than being hit by Mike Tyson in his prime. The character played by Willis should have been able to lift the guy with one hand and body slam him like a small rodent.
Twilight Zone
by General Crom
Jun 13th, 2008
12:15:37 PM
you guys hit the nail on the head-shalamangdong has been making twilight zone episodes-signs even had Bernard Herman who wrote zone's music.Good thing twilight zone is still some of the greatest entertainment the world has ever known.M night-make a black and white epic zone movie.It's time for a remake.
Twilight Zone
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
12:23:56 PM
Shamalamadingdong doesn't posess a fraction of Rod Serlings genius for writing. I am still awed to this day at the sheer level of excellence of the original Zone.
will he EVEN recover?
by davy jones owns
Jun 13th, 2008
12:36:45 PM
sure making Unbreakable 2 (and 3!) could salvage his career. but when Avatar: The Last Airbender is the next movie on your slate...it doesn't look good.
Capone is the only AICNer to review THE FAPPENING?
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
12:38:29 PM
I'm assuming others on this site saw it too.
It's like blood in the water...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 13th, 2008
01:01:54 PM
Some of you get joy out of bashing people. It's very sad. I'm not going to defend his bad movies: Lady in the water. But I'm not going to hope he looses work and what not. Get a life guys unless M. Night killed your dog or something you shouldn't take this stuff so personally. It's movies guys. Also in like one week when no one is in the theater get drunk and make your own MST3K jokes! Could be fun.
MemOfMurder, I will watch this with an open mind...
by Lenny Nero
Jun 13th, 2008
01:07:33 PM
...as I try to do with every movie. I am always expecting good things from M. Night, because I think he has real talent, but have been let down since SIGNS on just pure reaction to the individual movie at hand.

And I assure you, if this movie sucks, I will indeed lament M. Night and not celebrate. Unlike Boll, he actually has the skills, but perhaps needs some humbling.

John Cocktoesin
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:14:12 PM
What if Flech 3 was directed by M. Night?
M Night's cameo as Jesus was unexpected...
by modern_lovers
Jun 13th, 2008
01:16:05 PM
...but at the part when he comes down from heaven in a golden chariot to bring all the dead people back to life by kissing their foreheads and giving them all white roses, I was like "this movie sucks!"
Lenny Nero
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:16:58 PM
how bout you give that movie ticket money to a homeless guy and stare at the plants growing for 2 hours instead of seeing this movie. You get the same bang for your buck and you help the homeless.
Roger Ebert. Thumbs up. And I quote....
by www.valiens.com
Jun 13th, 2008
01:17:05 PM
"I suspect I'll be in the minority in praising this film. It will be described as empty, uneventful, meandering. But for some, it will weave a spell. It is a parable, yes, but it is also simply the story of these people and how their lives and existence have suddenly become problematic. We depend on such a superstructure to maintain us that one or two alterations could leave us stranded and wandering through a field, if we are that lucky." - any thought on that?
For fucks sake Memories-Of-Murder
by BrandonGK
Jun 13th, 2008
01:18:08 PM
What are you his fucking mother?
This 4-minute student film is better than The Happening
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
01:19:29 PM
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/ 06/13/votd-pencil-face/
Ebert Gave It Three Stars
by mjgtexas
Jun 13th, 2008
01:19:32 PM
It's Official: Ebert has placed the hackneyed environmental flick on par with the patronizing white guilt trip flick in which he can muster no objectivity.
My God, people!
by Lobanhaki
Jun 13th, 2008
01:20:14 PM

The atmosphere here is just toxic. This is about a movie, you insane shitheads. Everybody expects him to pull out a masterpiece out of his ass every other second, and that doesn't happen in the real world.

Now, I've seen his mainstream movies up to The Village, and they're pretty good. Not always organic, but there's creativity and effort to what he does. He cares about his films in a way many directors we can name, like Brett Ratner or McG, simply don't. If you take risks, if you don't stick to just what you've done well before, you will make some mistakes.

Unfortunately, too many people go into his movies expecting the latest iteration of Sixth Sense. That means for them, everything will seem off. The key to his movies, what made him an excellent filmmaker to begin with, is his ability to work on a gut level. But if you've already decided what to anticipate from the movie, well, you're not going to be pleased.

I read that book about him, and I think I understand where the guy comes from. He may not be perfect, may often be awkward, but if all you want is polished, inexpressive movies that don't have any rough edges, all you'll get out of things is diminishing returns.

When did everybody become a critic? When did we all start to go to movies to critique them and stuff them in little boxes? Have fun with things. Unless you just can't help it, just relax, because it's just a movie, and you can't make these things perfect and lovable by everybody anyways.
I fear Ebert's health problems are ruining his judgment
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
01:21:11 PM
Lobanhaki
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
01:23:27 PM
MNS has made crappy film after crappy film, why are you complaining about? People really liked Sixth Sense and have been waiting for another good film from this man. Unfortunately every film he has made since has sucked. If we're paying $10 to see a movie fans have every right have have an opinion about it. What's the bug up your ass?
Lobanhaki
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:26:27 PM
I'm relaxed as a PLANT. We can help if this movie is the best thing to make fun of since Memories-of-Mundane.

ps douchbag, the only idiot trying to recreate "the sixth sense" is M. Night.

anyone else guess the ending to his movie in the trailer
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:28:40 PM
I did for this one and "The Village" you mean its modern times? holy shit! WHAT A TWIST!
Hulk smash long talkback posts
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:30:39 PM
Do you guys talk that much?
And yet Capone like Indy 4
by rutan07
Jun 13th, 2008
01:31:17 PM
Kind of been harping on this point but this review sounds exactly like what I experienced while watching Indy 4. I thought that was the worst movie of the year but maybe I was wrong.
You're wrong, Indy was a lot of fun!
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
01:35:11 PM
Loved it.
Well you sure told us, Memories of Murder
by BrandonGK
Jun 13th, 2008
01:40:14 PM
Hot fucking damn you really gave it to us good. I won't flame you though. I mean its your money and if you want to use to watch the most overrated, self indulgent hacks in modern cinema piss on your face for an hour and a half, by all means don't let us ignorant, unwashed plebs stop you.
If you can actuallt defend Lady in the Water....
by drewlicious
Jun 13th, 2008
01:40:33 PM
You might want to keep an eye out for men in white coats because you sir, are certifiable.
Robot chicken
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
01:41:33 PM
M Knight is a running joke on robot chicken. His character appears (with a shit-eating grin) and speaks the catch phrase "with a twist!" Incidentally, personally attacking/insulting other posters on this forum does not make M Knight movies suck any less. I go to movies to enjoy them, not to get Bollywood hack-job fluff. Ebert is truly sucking up too many pain meds to praise this crap. he is now, and will be in the minority when word of mouth gets around and this movie bombs. "His first R rated movie." Who cares??? That just means many younger people will not experiance the sucking firsthand.
Damnit, I thought this was a positive review.
by Gilkuliehe
Jun 13th, 2008
01:43:13 PM
I didn't even read it at first, cuz I don't want spoilers. But I read it now that I'm bored at work and surprise, it's a bad bad review. A guy on a paper here gave it three stars out of four. And he gave THERE WILL BE BLOOD only two, so go figure. Note: Sarcasm does not read well on headlines, folks.
BrandonGK
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:46:58 PM
M-O-M is the best to flame...don't hold back. You can say the most trite shit and he'll respond with a bible's worth of bad analogies, piss-poor comparisons and shitty allusions. It's like arguing with a autistic art critic
Hulk smash things you like
by g-ride9000
Jun 13th, 2008
01:48:11 PM
Node32774 I'm tryin to help your rap game over there.
Things I Like:
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
01:56:16 PM
Indy 4

The Village (qualified)

I didn't like Ang Lee's Hulk, but it's Raiders of the Lost Ark when compared to Lady in the Water. Seriously. I'm not an Ang Lee fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I'd watch any of his boring and tedious films (and the good ones, even more) before assaulting myself with Lady in the Water again. Or the The M. Nightening. Well, I'll have to see The Happening at least once. Maybe it'll win me over. I am dubious.
It's like he's lost his nerve.
by Wee Willie
Jun 13th, 2008
01:59:28 PM
Wouldn't you lose your nerve after the drubbing he got for Lady in the Water? Why are people so quick to shit all over filmmakers. Say what you will, he's a talented guy. What's a few mis-steps?
Pull quotes:
by Det. John Kimble
Jun 13th, 2008
02:00:19 PM
Here's what they'll use in the promo ads: "Shyamalan is... great! Skillfully creeped me out! Mark Wahlberg's performance was... legendary! ...startling! ...thrilling! This is the film by which other... movies will set their standard! I was never bored watching THE HAPPENING!"
He needs to do a Horror Anthology film...
by Mr. Profit
Jun 13th, 2008
02:00:35 PM
Like "Creep Show" or "Tales From The Darkside" and write 3 horror stories with plot twists. That way his stories won't seem ridiculous if they are only 30 minutes long. Plot twists work when they are totally unexpected and give you no time to think about them. It also would get the ideas for his next 3 movies (cause you know they'll all have twists) out the way in one shot.

He should also then direct an action movie that he DID NOT write himself.

If he does these things properly, then he'll redeem himself

My Latest Theory
by Det. John Kimble
Jun 13th, 2008
02:06:57 PM
M.N.S. is an Über-genius and, along with Uwe, is creating the films necessary for his ultimate project: A relaunch of Mystery Science Theater 3000. There's your twist, bitches.
Power Ring
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
02:08:54 PM
Why would you refer to MNS's work as Bollywood? He's lived in the USA since he was an infant. His films don't show any strong Bollywood influence. If anything, he's divorced himself from his heritage. None of his films except "Praying with Anger" have anything to do with India or Indias. The Indian characters in his films are Americans who happen to be of Indian descent. Given this, your two references to Bollywood sound a great deal like some sort of ethnic dislike. MNS not white enough for you?
M Night WAS a good filmmaker
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
02:13:40 PM
Shyamalan showed talent and promise… once. But somewhere between UNBREAKABLE and SIGNS he fell off the deep end. I would LOVE to see another good Shyamalan film. Really I would. Unfortunately, what I see is a once well-regarded filmmaker sinking further and further into his own self-delusion. He has become a parody of himself.

As always, IMO and YMMV.

DennisMM
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
02:19:40 PM
Sounds like a very racist and paranoid remark to pull some kind of accusation like racism out of your ass. The next thing you'll do is accuse me of being a Nazi because I think some of Speilburg's work is sappy pablum. If you have ever watched bollywood (obviously, you have not) you will see how prudish, syrupy and sappy is frequently is. Banji by the beach? Bend it like Beckham? and the list goes on...Some of the stuff could give Frank Capra diabetes. Bollywood is a close description of many of the repeated (smarmy and flaccid) aspects of MNS's filmmaking. Since you don't know who I am or where I am from, consider yourself an ass for assuming I am white.
AM I THE ONLY PERSON...?
by Ray Gamma
Jun 13th, 2008
02:20:41 PM
Am I the only person in the world who not only finds the premise of this movie ridiculous and juvenile, but also somehow offensive? I don't understand why, being a huge fan of apocalyptic horror, somehow Shyamalan has actually prodded me in the bad taste nerves. Worse even than 'Hostel' in that respect. Anyone else?
Night had one good film in him
by Rupee88
Jun 13th, 2008
02:21:20 PM
And that was the Sixth Sense of course. The reason many of us kinda hate him is because after that, he did crappy movies that made a lot of money. That wasn't his fault, but it still created a lot of contempt. Glad this will FAIL.
Too many comments by people who claim to love film, but seem to
by Lobanhaki
Jun 13th, 2008
02:26:07 PM

Trazadone, If you're going to disrespect somebody's opinion by alleging their health problems have given them bad taste in movies, don't turn around and defend others for just speaking their opinions, because that seems to be respect for my opinion, but not for thee. Mental defects should not be invoked as a reason for disagreement in the same sentence you tell folks that people are entitled to their opinions.

I don't know how many talkbacker's I've seen have complained about shitty CGI, or predicted a movies collapse, or descended into pure trollery concerning a director of some kind. There's always some asshole who hides behind their screen name to demonstrate how much they love dumping on film and how little they love actually watching it. If you took these talkback messages and read them out of context, you'd have no idea that the site was built for film-lovers.

It's not perfect, and never will be perfect. My experience over all the years I've watched movies on a regular basis is that almost no movie makes everybody happy. There's always somebody who doesn't like it for one reason or another.

And I accept that. I accept that there are going to be people who simply don't like his films. It's the venom of that dislike that sickens my stomach. This is people dumping on him because its fun for them, and I've no respect at all for that.

I'm not going to tell you that all his movies are incredible. I know they're flawed. I'm nervous about watching Lady in the Water. But let me tell you: I was nervous about The Village, too. Then I watched it, and liked it. In the end, you don't know what you're going to like unless you're open to more than just your standard fare. Too many people here seem to be joylessly locked on their particular fix, and critical of anything else. I mean people getting pissy about flame decals on Optimus Prime- could you get any more pathetic? If you want lockstep comfortable creative decisions, you'll get bland crap. Only when people are willing to take chances do you get the kind of adventurous, creative storytelling that brings things to life.
PowerRing
by Lobanhaki
Jun 13th, 2008
02:34:11 PM
Bollywood as influences? Good heavens man. His cinematography tends towards Chiaroscuro, not golden and festive. His movies are often works of suspense, and/or horror. Nobody sings, and there are very few instances of dancing. You folks pick Bollywood out of the air because it's Indian and so is Night. But of course, if your goal is to troll around dumping on him everytime he's featured in an article, such distinctions probably don't concern you much. I enjoy movies, so I find it sad that so many people on this site seem to enjoy internet trollery more. If you want to live under that particular bridge, though, I can't stop you.
Oh, and Bend it Like Beckham...
by Lobanhaki
Jun 13th, 2008
02:36:20 PM
...is British. Influenced, maybe, but not Bollywood.
Lobanhaki
by PowerRing
Jun 13th, 2008
02:40:47 PM
It's not a troll you arrogant prick. You just don't like everyone calling a hack a hack. I stated exactly what mirrors bollywood from M knight shitonmore, and it's accurate. You are referring to cinamatography techniques (dumbass tangent there moron) I was referring to the style and delivery. So shove it up your water tight ass.
I heard...
by TKO
Jun 13th, 2008
02:41:04 PM
that the twist to this movie is that the fuckin plants are making the people nuts and kill themselves. something about the plants fuck with the people's nerves and crap. Come one, these so-called "twists" are so incredibly stupid now. He'll never be even close to making a movie as good as 6th Sense anymore. Why Signs did so well is a mystery to me. All the others are crap. Including this one. ...plants...please
Lobanhaki
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
02:41:21 PM
Thanks. You said it better than I might have and didn't get angry in the process. I haven't seen much Bollywood ("Bend it Like Beckham" hardly counts), but from what I have seen, MNS has little to do with it. Let's call George Lucas a Russo-Finnish filmmaker because of his lousy writing, poor direction of actors and use of classic fantasy themes. As for racism, I don't hate MNS anymore than I hate any white film maker who has squandered his talent - like George Lucas. 'nuff said.
I don't understand the headline?!?!
by The Dum Guy
Jun 13th, 2008
02:49:55 PM
Are you saying it was so bad a movie that it was entertaining?
The Dum Guy
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
02:58:33 PM
I'd say it fails completely, but miserably is a fine characterization. Whoever chose the headline screwed the pooch on this one. Perhaps if they'd made some sort of typographical attempt at demonstrating the irony. Or if similar irony was demonstrated in the opening of the piece.
the suicides
by serro
Jun 13th, 2008
02:59:40 PM
i'm hoping teens into hiphop and reality shows get ideas when they watch the suicides in this movie! LOL!!
Lobanhaki
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
03:00:01 PM
MNS brings this kind of "venom" upon himself. He is narcissistic, arrogant, and he is unable to acknowledge that there have been some problems with his movies. You're correct, film, like any form of art, is subjective. However, MNS engenders the kind of responses you see above because he is unlikable and he has made a number of films that, in the opinion of a lot of people are simply awful. I dare you to watch Lady in the Water and not be offended that such an awful film (imho) was greenlit while many, many promising directors never get a shot. Would you respond with such anger if this was an anti-Uwe Boll post? For whatever reason you're taking all of this very personally. Am I pleased when something MNS fails? Absolutely. Why? I've been cranky and angry at M. Night ever since I had to sit through the meglomaniacal Lady in the Water. Reading this review, I was at first disappointed that there weren't more details about exactly why it sucked, and I wanted all kinds of spoilers to completely neutralize any curiosity I have (and I do have a little based on the suicide scenes from the commercials).
Holly shit! Tim Russert just passed away!
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
03:01:19 PM
RIP.
Rant continued
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
03:03:08 PM
Lady in the Water is M. Night revealing his own meglomania with insultingly bad art. I recommend avoiding it, unless you want to get angry.
Trazadone
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
03:07:03 PM
The "MNS's character saves the world" subplot is exactly why "Lady in the Water" is the only MNS film I haven't seen. I decided to wait for DVD, then heard of his immense egotism in playing the part and decided against it. "The Happening" may well be the second MNS film I won't see even free on cable.
Would you care for some of my GOOGY GOOGY?
by Cletus Van Damme
Jun 13th, 2008
03:14:33 PM
Shamma lamma whatnow?
The Douchening
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 13th, 2008
03:20:59 PM
MNS is an egotistical douchebag, Ebert has officially lost all credibility (thumbs up to this turd and KOTCS), Holland is up 3-1 on France and the Celtics had the greatest comeback in NBA finals history. And I'm hungover.
This Movies Got Such Bad Hype
by PR1C3Y
Jun 13th, 2008
03:27:53 PM
That it will be impossible to avoid like Speed 2 Cruise Control
You know, this is what I think:
by Lobanhaki
Jun 13th, 2008
03:30:38 PM

He's just an entertainer. If he's a megalomaniac, narcissistic, and/or arrogant, your comment will do precisely dick to change that, and I'm not sure hating him will do much good for you, in any case.

If you don't like his movies, just have nothing to do with them. I don't know know what compels people to comment endlessly on filmmakers and films they don't like. If I think something's crap I go elsewhere, and I find what I love, and watch that.

Uwe Boll never has made a movie worth a crap. But do you know what? I really don't dwell on the talentless, opportunistic fuck. I move on, and I watch what I like.
Willis, PowerRing....
by Darth Macchio
Jun 13th, 2008
03:38:31 PM
..and on that you are absolutely correct. I also wondered why it took such an effort to take out the serial killer home invader guy. He should have easily been able to crush the guy's chest in a bear hug much less actually have trouble putting him in some type of sleeper hold if he can bench near half a ton.

Of course, it could be argued that he was unsure and unfamiliar with his own newfound strength and basically had "stage fright" in terms of using his "abilities". Or that maybe the killer-guy was a "larger than life" (aka somewhat supernatural) villain in a similar vein as Mr. Glass or Willis's character. That's reaching of course and shouldn't be necessary to any large extent on a relatively logical film. And that degree of reaching is what supports or shatters our suspension of disbelief. I didn't have trouble with the logical flaws in Unbreakable but I could not get past water-alergic Aliens invading a planet that is practically ALL water. Water vapor in the air, everywhere. They'd barely survive the freakin dessert but they're in Pennsylvania??

And, why do Aliens never wear god damn clothes? Always naked in movies! For Chrissakes will you cover yourself!!!

I wasn't attempting to defend Shamalyan himself (who would) or his logic as a writer but more defending the story of Unbreakable which I do like a lot.

Lobanhaki and memories-of-murder
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
03:42:25 PM
You obviously miss the point of aintitcoolnews. This is where fans of movies go to praise and bitch about things. If MNS is going to create and promote a film based on his shitty track record, I have every right to comment on it. Memories-Of-Murder, for future reference, you don't say "he mized his wish to be an actor and CASTED himself" you say "cast himself". I'm not trying to be a dick, I just thought you would want to know. It's kind of like walking around all day with snot on your face - you would want someone to tell you, right?
So this is how a directing career dies...
by Biggie Kaiju
Jun 13th, 2008
03:42:35 PM
I just saw this piece of shit. Christ; it is truly awful. It's so bad, it makes Sixth Sense/Unbreakable/Signs retroactively worse. I was a BIG M. Night fan, but that's three turds in a row. SPOILER WARNING, IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO SPOIL SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY ROTTEN. Marky Mark's wimpy science teacher, Zooey's space cadet wife character, and a cute little girl run from killer wind, presumably summoned by the killer field grass. This was a serious, played-straight movie about something so hilariously ridiculous that you can only watch this film in silence, mouth agape, wondering who in the blue Hell gave this a green light. It was M. Night's usual; dead serious, with random oddball jokes. Lots of whispering. More violins. But it was educational. I didn't know plants could communicate and coordinate their evolutionary leap since they can't run from us and we're mean. That is the premise, folks. BIG SPOILER The finale is Marky Mark and Zooey separated in separate buildings while the suicide winds are raging. Marky whines that he doesn't want to die alone, and steps outside. So does she. They embrace, and the power of their love causes the wind to stop, and the entire event to end. It was all our negativity that caused this, as Marky's mood ring explains. Are you shaking your head in disbelief yet? Oh, and the plants were nice enough to make this a warning; so we'd better not tear M. Night's ass out... Wait a minute. I just figured this out. The central conceit is be nice and happy and positive and the maple trees won't make you stick a fork in a light socket. I think M. Night is trying to comment on his critics again; we should smile and enjoy life (and his brilliant movies) and all will be right with the world. Don't be negative and critical. Jesus H. What a load of shit. Here's your fuckin' negativity, you one-trick prick; Betty Buckley, in a short role as a loner at a farmhouse, stinks up the screen with overacting that leaves the entire set dangling from her lips as she chews ravenously. And for all the R-rated hype, it was light on the gore; not much payoff on the dude-lays-down-to-get-mulched scene. Zooey was gorgeous as always (a three-way with her and Lizzy Caplan would be more than a slice of fried gold; it would be the whole... uh... gold.) I digress. Avoid this cinematic atrocity at all costs. Sorry for the incoherent rant, guys. But my boy let me down again. It's officially time to wonder what all the fuss was about. A damn shame, because he had a lot of potential. A lot. I guess pride does goeth before the fall.
^^^^Naked aliens...^^^^
by The Dum Guy
Jun 13th, 2008
03:45:02 PM
Was it the movie Undead (aliens cause zombie outbreak) that had a naked alien appear at the beggining of the movie and then apologize for it later?
M-O-M
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Jun 13th, 2008
03:46:54 PM
You think I was complaining? Hell no, I'm ecstatic. In case you haven't heard, I'm half Dutch. So being up 4-1 on France is fantastic. Go orange!
Biggie Kaiju
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
03:50:21 PM
Wow. Just wow.
M-O-M
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
03:54:16 PM
"as if Shymalan had casted himself in bronze", That's really funny =) Actually I bet MNS would like to cast himself in bronze!
Trazadone ...
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
03:57:23 PM
Hate to say it, 'cos I mean no harm, but when an item is created by pouring motel metal into a mold, the item is "cast." Thus, "cast iron." Again, no harm intended, but as the topic was under discussion I thought I'd point it out. Of course, up above I couldn't spell "Indian" so I'm obviously a goof of another sort.
Shamalamadingdong=one trick pony
by KurtLockwood
Jun 13th, 2008
04:00:14 PM
stick a fork in this pompous ass he's done. I liked Sixth Sense (tho it hasn't aged well), Unbreakable was good, Signs was ok only because of Gibson. Everything else Shamalama has done has gotten progressively worse to this apparent shitfest. He should do Unbreakable 2 if he wants a hit. I'd go see that for sure.
M-o-M
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
04:02:16 PM
Thanks for the different POV on MNS as actor. I thought he was fairly capable in "Signs," but that was a two-minute role broken into several scenes. A jump to the level of his part in "LitW" may have been overreaching, if for reasons other than I saw.
M-o-M
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
04:08:30 PM
I'm not disagreeing with you, but "casted" isn't a word in the English language. "Cast" is the verb for both types of activity, modified by a variety of words - will, did, etc., to create past, present and future tenses. In present tense you can say "casting," but "casted" is wrong no matter the use. And I'll shut up about this now.
clarification
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
04:10:17 PM
it's not a formal word in English, though it's come to be used. when it is used, it's used to describe the act of shaping physical objects with a mold.
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jun 13th, 2008
04:14:12 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
M-o-M
by DennisMM
Jun 13th, 2008
04:17:10 PM
Thanks again about MNS the actor. I am aware of "Praying with Anger" and "Wide Awake." I've even seen "Wide Awake." Like so many things they get shoved back into the closets of memory.
Unfortunately Capone's absolutely right
by Freakemovie
Jun 13th, 2008
04:17:17 PM
Had to see this movie for work last week. It's truly, obviously bad. I almost want other people to see it just because the badness is so obvious and plentiful that it would be fun to talk about. And I really liked Signs and Unbreakable, too.
When a review (from the Detroit News) states
by skimn
Jun 13th, 2008
04:18:13 PM
"There are so many things wrong with this movie -- the story, the acting, the characters, the truly gratuitous violence, even the camera shots -- that it's hard to know where to begin"...you have to wonder if The Sixth Sense was truly a glitch.
Okay, who has seen The Incredible Hulk and is it any good?
by Trazadone
Jun 13th, 2008
04:24:57 PM
I respect the fanboy reports more than any others.
Heh, I had the same reaction to FINAL DESTINATION
by Drath
Jun 13th, 2008
04:28:18 PM
That movie is camp gold--a far better comedy than a horror movie, and the fact that anyone says its scary just goes to show how shit-suckingly awful the horror genre really is.
Biggie Kaiju, While I Am Shaking My Head
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
04:46:00 PM
This isn't really a spoiler, as it's exactly what I expected: "It was all our negativity that caused this, as Marky's mood ring explains. Are you shaking your head in disbelief yet?"
I Am Going to See this on DVD
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
04:46:59 PM
There are plenty of movies that I like that most people I know didn't like, or hated. This might be one of those, but my experience with watching M. Night In The Water suggests that it probably won't be one of those.
Stay far, far away from The Happening....
by Kirbymanly
Jun 13th, 2008
05:00:20 PM
Just got back from it. It is everything Capone says it is and then some. After the first ten minutes I was laughing through the entire film. Marky Mark speaks in an extremely femme voice in this film (and even comments on a male student's good looks) to the point where it's distracting. Zooey, though I love looking at her, just seems lost. Betty Buckley gets the award for the best failed Piper Laurie impersonation. And I don't even know where to begin about the botonist (or whatever he was) and his speech about how good hot dogs are.
You Just Sold A Ticket
by brakula
Jun 13th, 2008
05:03:18 PM
Wow something this bad must be worth seeing... With a group of drunk/stoned people that will laugh with me. I'm in.
Also, is there any hope for AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER?
by Drath
Jun 13th, 2008
05:10:55 PM
That series is awesome, and movies based on it could be Harry Potter meets Crouching Tiger (amazingly no one has said that in marketing, possibly because no one seems to remember Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and because the only things anyone compares anything to now is Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Matrix, and Lord of the Rings--they've even stopped Die Hard on a Fillintheblank!!!). But anyway, I was hoping against hope that a script NOT written by Shyamalan would make the difference, but it sounds like he's really not breaking any new ground as a director and the performances he's getting are all the same morbid sleepwalking variety. While AVATAR could be that new ground he should have started breaking after The Village and long before now, I'm afraid he'll turn the adventures of Aang into another of his plodding trick-camera obsessesd wannabee horror shlock messes! Nothing in his resume suggests he can bring us the next Lord of the Rings, or even the next Harry Potter. Even Ang Lee had Crouching Tiger to suggest some potential before he ruined everything with the dream-like Hulk. Is it too late to get another director onto the AIRBENDER franchise? Hell, even Andrew Adamson could probably deliver a better AIRBENDER than Shyamalan now. To me this is scarier than these freaky suicides in the Happening.
I Also So Lady in the Water on DVD
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 13th, 2008
05:16:50 PM
I was glad I didn't spend real money on it. I probably would have enjoyed Ang Lee's Hulk more if I hadn't plunked down good money to see it in the theater. It just did not work for me, and his role, plus the obvious "critics are evil" vibe . . . This may be better. I'll have to wait until I see it, I guess.
THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE TEN TONS OF SH*T!
by eoneon
Jun 13th, 2008
05:19:54 PM
WOW,THIS LOOKS REALLLLLLY BADDDDD! I FEEL ASHAMED FOR WASTING MY MONEY ON THE VILLAGE SOME YEARS AGO,BOY WHAT A STINKFEST! SIGNS WAS ACTUALLY SCARY,BUT THE WHOLE WATER WEAKNESS ENDING AND RELIGIOUS ALLEGORY WAS CRAP. UNBREAKABLE WAS PRETTY COOL IN PARTS AND THE SIXTH SENSE WAS A GOOD MOVIE ALBEIT A ONE TRICK PONY.
As an actor Shyamalan wasn't doing anyone any favors
by drewlicious
Jun 13th, 2008
05:23:49 PM
He seems to be constantly straining for emotion and you see the effort, that's not good.
Ok so we have heard it blows dry heaving ammounts of jiz...
by britney spears rusted clit ring
Jun 13th, 2008
05:23:50 PM
But most of us will see it anyway. I know I will. gurrrrp.
Ok so we have heard it blows dry heaving amounts of jiz...
by britney spears rusted clit ring
Jun 13th, 2008
05:24:17 PM
But most of us will see it anyway. I know I will. gurrrrp.
I've seen both
by Cpt. Arnoldo
Jun 13th, 2008
05:37:14 PM
Hulk is the better flick, but still far from great. 7/10, it's enjoyable and good for what it is. The Happening is flawed in every sense but still I fucking dug it. Terrible script, acting and annoying plot bullshit, but underneath that the atmosphere is there and it's damned intense and frightening. Fuck all the comic relief, too, jesus! Kills the intensity. 6/10
Memories of Murder
by pdennett316
Jun 13th, 2008
05:40:55 PM
re film makers pedigree.....

Not always a good place to judge current movies from, James Cameron started with Pirhana 2....would you have gone to see Terminator after having seen that?

I kid though, I agree there's a ton of bandwagon jumping on AICN when it comes to criticising a movie/director. But I must disagree on the 'turn the brain off' type of movie - I've had a lot of fun watching some braindead crap over the years. Many of the horror movies I've seen fall into that category, and I've loved a lot of them. Action flicks too. Not every movie has to have me considering an issue or examining my feelings kin order to be worthy of watching, you know?

Transformers is the prime example, I really liked it because it was what it was. Come now, you must have your own guilty pleasures surely?

pdennett316
by skimn
Jun 13th, 2008
05:57:22 PM
Oh gosh..you've done it now....
MY GERANIUMS ARE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY!
by alice 13
Jun 13th, 2008
05:58:48 PM
how come the trees dont kill dogs if dogs are always peeing on them?
I'm about to weed my yard
by bobjustbob
Jun 13th, 2008
06:10:38 PM
Should I be worried?
Quiet with the plant stuff
by skimn
Jun 13th, 2008
06:24:56 PM
or you'll wake Prof. Pretorious!
I guess I can't say I'm surprised
by palooka_boy
Jun 13th, 2008
06:27:55 PM
Although I was hoping this movie would be enjoyable. I do appreciate the review, Cap. I'll save my money now.
Pssssst....AICN talkbackers.
by mrfan
Jun 13th, 2008
06:32:42 PM
I am typing this in my computer room. I have the shades pulled down and am in the dark. I used to have a cactus and now it has disappeared. Should I be worried?
Capone, don't sugarcoat.
by XxSoulFlyxX
Jun 13th, 2008
06:39:27 PM
Tell us how you really feel about it.
Shia meet Shyamalan, Shyamalan meet Shia
by drewlicious
Jun 13th, 2008
06:57:17 PM
Come on, you know its inevitable.
I went in with high expectations
by CherryValance
Jun 13th, 2008
07:10:36 PM
because I read the headline this morning and thought you actually did love it. I usually agree with your reviews so I was psyched. I didn't click on it because I wanted to stay away from spoilers. LOL

Well anyway, I thought it was pretty good watching it, but I can't actually disagree with too many of your points. Lots of it didn't seem like a Shyamalan movie. And I do consider myself a fan of his. I almost got the feeling that it was half a movie. Because it was going in the right direction but you're right, they accepted that explanation too easily. And what's worse is that I actually think that what's happening in The Happening has been happening in this country for a while. You should see my backyard. So I thought that as the movie went on we were going to find out that that's not what's been happening. And then when I saw the French people I thought there was going to be another hour of it that would fix the whole thing. I don't really know what happened. I don't understand why Leguizamo had such a small role. Or what was up with Deschanel. That was just weird. Anyway, you're right. Except re: talking to the tree. I enjoyed that scene.
Personal hate
by MrFloppy
Jun 13th, 2008
07:48:29 PM
I think it's a trend to hate Shy, personal hate I'd say. I really love Sense, Unbreakable, Signs and The Village. Lady in the Water was still good (he's a very good director). But this one is horrible. Looks like it was directed (except for a few scenes) by someone else. I think it's because the pressure he felt for doing a crowd pleaser films where he failed. There wasn't a strong character story like on Sense, and the rest, the plot goes nowhere (I love the premise) and there are a couple of stupid characters (the military guy, the "hot-dog" guy) with stupid lines to say. Please Shy, forget all that morons that hate you for your ego (I'd say that's not ego, it's simple believing in what you do) and do personal movies again, I don't want to see Airbender.
Wes Anderson had a similar career arc going
by Garbageman33
Jun 13th, 2008
07:56:23 PM
Two brilliant movies right out of the gate. Followed by one that was too ambitious and didn't really work. And then one that was just plain bad. But Wes redeemed himself with Darjeeling Limited. And M Night appears to be continuing his freefall.
Wes Anderson = M. Night S.?
by The Dum Guy
Jun 13th, 2008
09:06:54 PM
I thought Tennenbaums was more enjoyable than Bottle Rocket and/or Rushmore. Life Aquatic was still entertaining, and funny. I thought Darjeeling was alright, but to compare anyone of those movies to the slate MNS has brought us is absurd.

His first two movies was alright, Signs had some good stuff, but by the end I thought the whole story wasn't about an alien attack but about a man finding faith in God via an alien attack. Lady in the Water made me want to go drown myself because of it's last half hour... and I still haven't seen the Happening, maybe sometime.
Damn...
by InspectorDoppler
Jun 13th, 2008
09:21:14 PM
The most insane part is, this all just makes me want to see it even more...
This was the worst kind of movie...
by shartron
Jun 13th, 2008
09:23:26 PM
Boring. If you can believe Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist then Mark Wahlberg IS a science teacher. He's just so sensitive, too. The lapses in judgement by Leguizamo's character are laughable. Would you save your child or your wife first? There are maybe 2 scenes that will make you jump and Betty Buckley is a freaking nutcase. It's like she came in from another film. And don't forget this was written, produced AND directed by Shyamalan. Like he's Eastwood or something. Overall 4.5/10
Goodbye...
by shartron
Jun 13th, 2008
09:28:49 PM