Yes. It's good. Yes. Piper is hotter as a whore than she was as a chav. Yes, I'll still be cheering her return on Doctor Who-- Maybe moreso know I've seen her in this.

Are whores really making this much? Seems hard to believe.

Didn't Eros Comics do "Secret Diary of a Dominatrix" like ten or fifteen years ago?

Oh, and highest rated ever on ITV2 is a backhanded complement.

Bionic Woman was a ratings smash on ITV2 (a minority digital channel) with 2.2 million viewers.

On the terrestrial channels, home grown fair like Eastenders and Coronation Street can pull TEN TIMES that audience.

Typical viewing audience in the UK on a Saturday evening is around 20 million. The bulk of this is split between BBC1 and ITV.

Crucially, Belle is an expensive hooker. (not unusual) A recent university grad (please!), she doesn’t have a history of childhood sexual abuse (highly unlikely), she’s not addicted to narcotics (hah!), and she doesn’t have a real pimp (ooo, girl power!). She has an “agent” named Stephanie, who takes 40 percent off the top and can be more than a little rude, but generally proves an efficient procurer of wealthy clients. Belle made north of ₤100,000 last year. (Wow, the fantasy continues!) And don't tell me it's a victimless crime, I've known of too many families broken by this crap.

Attractive and skilled women can make $500/hour and up without any pimp (or even agent). Why wouldn't you choose that job if you could get it?

Which episode does she get naked in?

You don't "win" arguments about something that is, indeed, subjective. Your opinion is your opinion, and in MY oh-so-humble opinion, it doesn't mean dick when it comes to beauty. You're a poor judge of looks if you think Piper isn't attractive. I bet your type looks more like Jessice Simpson or some other cookie-cutter bimbo, whom I don't give two glances toward. You want ugly? Look no further than Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brooke Burke, or the Pussycat Dolls. Now THOSE women are ugly by the sheer virtue of being as plain as a Nilla Wafer cookie. You could have pulled their faces out of a box of Cracker Jacks, for how common and bland and plastic they are.

I'd take a single night with Billie Piper over a year with a fake, bland slattern like Jessica Simpson.

To each their own, but it sure says a lot about your character that you feel the need to attack a woman's looks in such a violent, almost misogynistic manner. It's almost as if you have an aversion to women that don't resemble inanimate sex dolls. . .

Tell your wife "Hi" for me the next time you blow her up.

On the whole, it's an OK series, but not nearly enough nudity to fit the bill for most guys.

Now Billie Piper may have more bumps and pits than we're used to seeing - it's like all the cosmetic surgeons in show biz are so busy with the implants, lipo, collagen and botox that they've forgotten how to remove warts and unsightly moles. But to say her lips are too thick or her teeth too big - bugger off. She's adorable. I just want to nuzzle her ear and pick fleas out of her hair.

What can we do to further your one2true religion?

FIERCE!