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The Shoot Is Out There!! X-FILES Mastermind Chris Carter Has Been Secretly Directing A Movie Called FENCEWALKER??

First by DigitalBeachWar	Jun 25th, 2008 12:32:54 AM
??
Xzibit by MediaNerd	Jun 25th, 2008 12:36:20 AM
Wow, I was surprised when he was in the Xfiles movie, now he's in this as well. He must be doing a better job than i would have guessed if Carter used him twice in a row...
neat-o by DigitalBeachWar	Jun 25th, 2008 12:37:58 AM
Chris Carter has always been an intriguing fellow.
Cris Carter takes on immigration? by zillabeast	Jun 25th, 2008 12:42:53 AM
Intresting.....
Fuck My Ass. by That 70s Venom	Jun 25th, 2008 12:51:28 AM
Please.
Carter has gay Michael Bay hair by KurtLockwood	Jun 25th, 2008 12:53:43 AM
The mousse is out there, Chris.
Spielberg's got 39 clues, bitches! by Proman1984	Jun 25th, 2008 01:01:58 AM
Get a clue!
XXX Files.. by nolan bautista	Jun 25th, 2008 01:05:19 AM
..from Anabolic Productions..starring Peter North as 'Ole Faithful'
and Max Hardcore.. by nolan bautista	Jun 25th, 2008 01:06:10 AM
..as the grumpy old man..
featuring Ed Powers.. by nolan bautista	Jun 25th, 2008 01:07:44 AM
..as the regular looking guy next door
with T.T. Boy.. by nolan bautista	Jun 25th, 2008 01:09:38 AM
..as the aggresssive guy
Chris Carter is about as relevant... by depalma25	Jun 25th, 2008 01:14:20 AM
...as, um, X-Files. I'm being a dick, I know, and I did enjoy the first X-Files movie. I just get upset when I read about Sci-Fi film projects. Not since Bladerunner has a director given us, from the genre, something truly wonderous, awe inspiring and visionary. It sounds like this is a bit more paranormal then sci-fi, so i'll reserve judgement. The Terminators were more concerned with spectacle, The Matrix films were more concerned with kung-fu. Dark City has been the last two decades crowning achievment in creating a world with jaw-dropping sci-fi moments
depalma25 is fruity by shmu65	Jun 25th, 2008 01:30:40 AM
have fun in your parents' basement playing warquest.
I'm getting sick of "nuked the fridge". Its 15 minutes of fame a by Mike_D	Jun 25th, 2008 02:24:42 AM
seriously.
Not as good as Sidewalker... by Tal111	Jun 25th, 2008 02:39:45 AM
the semi-autobiographical story of a guy who walks down a street.
X TO THE MUVA FUCKING Z, BITCHES by ODM	Jun 25th, 2008 05:04:53 AM
Um, can this guy act?
IMDb turns up nothing... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Jun 25th, 2008 05:21:45 AM
Maybe this is simply a small budget, independently produced film that's a passion project for Carter, which would explain why nobody has heard of it. That or perhaps "Fence Walker" is a dummy name.
Wow, I totally guessed right... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Jun 25th, 2008 05:27:18 AM
After I posted my entry above, I clicked the link and actually read the article. So, anyway, good for Carter for independently producing his own personal project.
PLEASE BE MILLENNIUM MOVIE by ciroslive	Jun 25th, 2008 07:26:29 AM
I would become a full-time Selfosophist is this is the case...
When I saw Hulk in the theaters opening weekend by Series7	Jun 25th, 2008 08:01:16 AM
a trailer for X-Files 2: Die Harder came on and my buddy was like....wha? is that what I think it is? And I turned to him and said "Yes, that is Xzibit. I can't believe that he still gets acting jobs either." But I want to believe. Does anyone else have the song I Want To Break Free automatically go off in their head every time they see "I want to Believe" news or stuff? I know when I see that movie all I am going to be doing is humming that damn song.
Who's still using "nuked the fridge"? by slone13	Jun 25th, 2008 09:20:21 AM
That was done before it even started.
"nuked the fridge" by Hercules	Jun 25th, 2008 09:43:27 AM
has shit the bed
Herc by Series7	Jun 25th, 2008 11:16:56 AM
http://nukedthefridge.com/ is still up and running. Just wondering, but do you know anything about that site? Probably not.
I like it when people call Chri$ Carter a mastermind... by Roguewriter	Jun 25th, 2008 01:55:33 PM
... when in fact he's the talentless, thieving hack who did nothing but crib from everyone around him, take credit for the genius of many other talented folks (Morgan & Wong thought up most of the cool stuff) and drag his series through so many ridiculous revamps and reboots and horrific final seasons that he really ought to go down in television history as master-mindless.... Fuck Chri$ Carter. I hope his new XF movie makes 17 bucks. Then he and Duchovny can go spin up some reason for the failure that isn't a direct result of their shared talentlessness.
I couldn't agree more, KurtLockwood by Rufferto	Jun 25th, 2008 04:03:11 PM
About Chris Carter's hair. Hahhaaa. This talkback should just be about that!
Let's file this under the "Who Cares X-File by RicardoMontalban	Jun 26th, 2008 12:21:55 AM

Let's file this under the Who Cares X-File by RicardoMontalban	Jun 26th, 2008 12:23:47 AM
The new X-Files movie had better be good, or I'm washing my hands of the whole thing. Hey TV fans, check out this hilarious new blog called: thebitterproducer.blogspot.com

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