"You're frightfully terminated, fucker!"

She seems an odd fit for Terminator, but hell at this point it's not like people have high expectations for this flick so we can only be pleasantly suprised...

On a related side-note, it has just occured to me that Lucy Liu would also make a great Terminator. She wouldn't have the element of surprise like the Judi Dench-inator, but a Lucy Liu-inator would have the element of hot. I'm not entirely sure how hot would help a robot assassin from the future, but I know I would certainly enjoy it.

Alas, it was not to be....

and maybe the director will change his stupid name.

Other options include:

Terminator dogs, which would be much like Hulk dogs except robots (thus eliminating the large green piles of Hulk poo).

Terminator creepy children. Everybody loves creepy children, even though they're so damn creepy, but these kids will shoot you and your room-mate who sex with her Walkman on right in the face.

Terminator homeless, who will bore you with an over-long story about why they need spare change before crashing a helicopter into you or something.

Terminator student with a clipboard. This is really the perfect Terminator. We would all be so concerned with looking at the ground so we don't have to sign a form saying we'll give £2 a month to some charity or another that we'll never notice that their arms can transform into rocket launchers. Then, bang, we're terminated (fucker).

Terminator Ice Cream Man...who would think twice getting two scoops..of death!

I can see a shut-in, fanboy terminator.

You could also do a gay, flaming queen terminator.

I'm also partial to the Terminator Whores, but for entirely different reasons...

Yes, Tony Jaaa would detsroy all terminators with flaming leg kicks - not too mention rib cage breakage. he must really detest rib cages for some reason

As a rule, I don't mind rappers in films. Most of them, anyway. Ja Rule can fuck off, as can Fiddy Cent, but I like most of the others. LL Cool J is top of the tree, for obvious reasons, but I've like stuff with Ice T, Ice Cube, Mos Def, Tupac, RZA, Busta Rhymes. There's probably more, but that's all I've got for now.

And just to tie things together, a Terminator rapper would also be a good move. People would expect him to have a gun and always be shooting everyone, so he'd have no problem fitting in to today's society. All good Terminators should have fat gold chains.

And all this made me have quite low hopes for anything McG comes near. That and the guy's fucking name. Holy shit. Don't get me started. I read he actually wrote up something acknowledging his name and how it sounds dumb and kinda 'gangsta rap'-stupid where he goes on to describe how he was called "McG" from a very early age by his Grandmaw or someone; and that for him to go by his real name wouldn't be "real" or something.

Ok...but I've only cleared 2 people in the world with this exception: Garry "Geddy" Lee, Bass player extraordinaire from the band Rush (French-Canadian grandmaw pronounced Garry as "Geddy" and the name stuck) and any women.

Sorry, nobody else gets to pass off a bullshit nickname, in particular one that isn't, on its own, even a real god damn word or name (get a fucking vowel fer chrissakes!)...ok, ok, I just find that bullshit annoying and it totally colors the guy in my head as being a douchebag. For defending it and actually allowing it....he genius...my sister's nick name was "Toots" which is totally fucking awesome on so many levels (she's older than me and having her nicknamed by me pops after a fart provided many many precious memories) and no matter how hard I try, people won't call her Toots. Aassholes.

But this all leads me back to my main point...I finally saw most, if not all, of "We Are Marshall" and I gotta say...the slightly arrogant tone of those saying "The people slamming McG are the children who haven't seen We Are Marshall" well....you're still an asshat for a statement like that but I think in terms of your overall point of people slamming McG when he doesn't deserve it is definitely true. I didn't see it numerous times and didn't watch it with any level of technical critiqueing, etc..I just wanted to enjoy the movie....I gotta say the guy did a great job. I wasn't exactly surprised nor opposed to the idea in the first place...I really just went after what I had seen (CA 1&2) and his fucking stupid name.

That said, this next Terminator is either going to be a clusterfuck, too big for its briches but still good, or possibly really good. I still have trouble thinking that it will be "REALLY GOOD" but I gotta say that, if it does suck gerbil balls, I don't think the entire blame would be McG's.

Oh yes...HBC is a super-hottie and primarily for her more unconventional look. I've never been one for the sun-kissed thing...give me those fair-skinned, dark haired and big eyed Goth/Alternative/Suicide-girl any day of the week and twice on sunday.

Run for your lives!

Stop please for all that is sacred stop speaking in first person!

Orcus, risking yet another cataclysm, I must tell you that ...there is another. Another who speaks in third person. That makes three. Orcus. Rickey. And now Fred. The law of Three!

You creative type think you've got this whole captive-audience thing down but you don't know shit, that I know. And you know shit. That I know.

As for his floating testicles, uh, well, yeah, I have no comment.

That said, I fully welcome McG to prove me wrong and kick my ass with this film. Hell, nothing I'd like more than to be proven wrong in fact, I'd always rather love a film than hate one. I just have very little faith in that being the end result of a McG pg-13 Terminator. We'll see though.