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"Raped In The Face"?
by palimpsest
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:10:11 PM
Idiot.

by palimpsest
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:14:08 PM
And it's irrelevant if that's a song title from the movie. The article header is crass, stupid and unfunny, and you didn't even pretend to quote by sticking it in inverted commas as a get-out. You're better than this, frankly.
I'm sorry, this movie just does not catch my interest
by mefrog
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:17:25 PM
Despite the word of mouth I keep hearing. I just don't care. The trailer kinda looked like crap.

Perhaps I'll catch it on DVD.
DICK wasn't bad though. That guy did a good Nixon.
by mefrog
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:17:49 PM
Talk about an unwanted sequel
by Sithdan
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:20:18 PM
The Bard must be spinning in his grave right now.
Tom Cruise
by cinemajunkie
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:20:48 PM
I have just senn the new Tom Cruise/Bryan Sanger film due Dec. 26th. Would Harry be interested in an opinion?
This movie has an awful unappealling name. Hamlet 2?
by Orionsangels
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:22:11 PM
Yeah that'll get'em into the theaters. Last thing anyone wants to think about is Hamlet. Hamlet is lame and boring and it reminds you of school.
Those greatglam girls...
by Alonzo Mosely
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:24:05 PM
Are two missed paychecks away from doing porn...
6th???
by hulkbuster
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:24:10 PM
woah
damn
by hulkbuster
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:24:26 PM
nevermind
This might be a stupid thing to say...
by Johnny T Williams
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:28:45 PM
But how come I haven't heard anyone complaining about how they portray Jesus in this thing, but there were people all over Tropic Thunder because of "Simple Jack"?
This movie will sink like a turd in a toilet
by ArcadianDS
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:33:28 PM
perhaps you should write an open letter to someone about it. That will fix things right.
Johnny T Williams
by ArcadianDS
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:35:06 PM
The reason nobody is out protesting Hamlet 2 is because when you protest Tropic Thunder, everyone immediately knows what movie you're talking about, whereas, if you protest Hamlet 2, everyone looks at each other, shrugs their shoulders and says, "errr... what?"

In short, there's nothing to be gained in protesting a movie that nobody is going to see.

the trailers for this
by SpawnofAchilles
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:35:24 PM
are awful, no desire to see it beyond the suprisingly good word of mouth its been getting, who is steve coogan and why is he funny? he was the least funny thing about Tropic Thunder (small role granted)
palimpsest?
by Inglorious Bastard
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:41:46 PM
idiot
If it was Mohammud instead of Jesus...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:50:40 PM
...you would have a whole bunch of "unsophisticated small-town muslim folk" rioting and killing people in the middle east.

But nooooo...it's just Jesus. They can say whatever they want.

"Cough, DOUBLE STANDARD, Cough..."

That being said...I think Steve Coogan is one of the most brilliant comedic actors that I've seen come along in quite a while.

When people say, "Steve Coogan is great..." I get it. When people say "Danny McBride is great..." I don't get it.

Is "Mr. Beaks" the new "Drew McWeeny"???
by Mike_D
Aug 22nd, 2008
02:59:59 PM
Are we gonna hear negative reveiws from every movie he sees because he thinks he can write it better at a failed script-writing career?!!
Andrew
by Series7
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:01:50 PM
Gangbang Flemming wrote the script for Nancy Drew? How lame is that?
Why
by Series7
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:14:35 PM
Aren't we talking more about Josh Flitter (Star of Nancy Drew) upcoming Ace Ventura sequel?
Rootskibango:
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:18:46 PM
There's no "Double Standarad" - I'd be happy to think it's a sign that the Christians around here simply aren't as trigger-happy as yer standard religious extremist (Insert your current most-despised Religious/Ethnic group here), and can tell when something was designed to be truly offensive, as opposed to just deliberately idiotic.

Although, we are still living in the same universe as dingbats that go boop-shooby over "Tropic Thunder" or "The Last Temptation of Christ"..

What a wretched review title
by christian66
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:25:42 PM
Isn't it time to grow up a little? Does this film deserve an ugly line like that?
And if that'
by christian66
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:26:39 PM
To all the idiots (christian66 and palimpsest I mean you)
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:32:34 PM
the raped in the face line is from the movie, dumbasses.
Tom Cruise
by cinemajunkie
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:32:40 PM
I sent the reveiew to Harry about the movie Valkyrie. Hope he prints it.
I Agree
by Rebeck2
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:32:49 PM
Despite the fact it's a song in the movie, I'm gettin so fuckng tired of these rape-implying, "cum-bursting", goat-blowing, shock-effect titles of reviews. What are you people, fucking freshman in high school?? They're not fucking funny, they're just fucking disturbing. Just tell us it's a review, we'll click on it...or else get a more sophisticated sense of humor. (I hear they're on sale at Target) I can't wait for your next review..."Quantum Of Solace fucks Beaks up the ass and leaves him for dead in Central Park". Ahhh, isn't that a nice title?
seriously, the most unappealing trailer ever... well almost
by turketron
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:33:40 PM
That crown goes to anything showing footage of DISASTER MOVIE. But the Hamlet 2 previews haven't made me interested in seeing this AT ALL. This is gonna flop hard at the box office regardless of how good it really is.
So whats the deal with Elizabeth Shue??
by skimn
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:43:43 PM
Is her cameo just that? I've wanted to rape her in the face since Adventures In Babysitting...
Hamlet 2
by symon
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:43:46 PM
Agree it might suck, but Hamlet 2 is - objectively - one of the funniest titles I've heard in a long time. Hamlet is arguably the greatest story ever written, and everyone dies in the end. So the idea of a sequel is funny already. I just wish they'd gone all out and made an actual sequel/satire instead of wrapping it in what sounds like a mediocre movie... Also - Raped in the Face is funny. It just is. It might not be right - but those are four words that, when you put them in order, they're funny. It's not Beaks fault, it's the fault of the English language...
I have actually seen this movie.
by Maestro610
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:52:29 PM
I was in a test audience for this flick back in April or May and I really enjoyed it. It's absolutely true that the musical performance is the best part of this film but I don't think it's fair to label the first two acts as completely unfunny. No one knew what they were going to see before the movie started at the screening and at the end most of the audience applauded. This was in NJ about 15 minutes from NYC, most of the audience seemed to know movie musicals. At the q&a my friend brought up Rocky Horror and Reefer Madness and a lot of people jumped on that bandwagon with her. For some kind of reference that this board may recognize Hamlet 2's musical performance kills the one at the end of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I thought that one was hilarious. I'm not sure what survived the purge but Elizabeth Shue is fantastic in this as well, playing a cracked version of herself. It's likely to be a more enjoyable experience than Death Race from the reviews I've read so give it a chance.
last time
by jazzgalaxy
Aug 22nd, 2008
03:54:59 PM
This movie blows. Completely. I was worried for a while because the rottentomatoes score for this thing was unreasonably high (100%) for a while. Now, it's settled into the mire where it belongs. Good to know that I'm not crazy. Don't see this movie. Focus deserves to eat this $10m crap sandwich.
Tired of indie comedies
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:10:53 PM
I'm tired of indie comedies that have no comedy. You can have your Napoleons, Junos, or whatevers. I will take my Stripes, Vacations, Plains/Trains, and Caddyshacks any day.
skimn
by mrbeaks
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:11:01 PM
The Shue bit is basically stolen from that 90s sitcom in which Jennifer Grey played herself. Shue's a good sport for showing up, but the gag goes nowhere.
mrfrog
by mrbeaks
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:12:54 PM
That was the great Dan Hedaya as Nixon in DICK. Another one of those character actors (like Marshall Bell) who improves every movie just by showing up.
Remember: BOYCOTT POLTERGEIST.
by Fa Fa Fooey
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:22:19 PM
We can't take it out on every Hollywood remake, nor should we. But we can surely make a red-headed stepchild out of the POLTERGEIST remake. Stand strong, brothers.
Dear Moron: Harry Bolzonnia
by esucher24
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:28:29 PM
"raped in the face" is a song from the movie, so if your upset thinking Beaks or Massawrym are being "immature" your directing your anger at the wrong person, take it up with Pam Brady (writer of the South Park movie and Team America) she wrote the script so I guess your mad at her?? get your facts straight.
Great Glam
by Wed Vid Guy
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:34:57 PM
What's up with the ads for skankwear on this site?
I don't grok the hate for this movie
by monorail77
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:39:31 PM
The trailer made it look like crap? I thought the trailer was really funny. This film looks funny. It feels like it would make a good double feature with Waiting for Guffman (another very funny movie that skewers the amateur theatre crowd).
I wonder
by Bloo
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:43:00 PM
if Dick (and by extention and your own admission Beaks) weren't elevated by the performaners who signed on rather then any brillance by Fleming. If Hamlet 2 and Dick are his 2 good movies hten we look to the cast, Marshall Bell, Steve Coogan in H2 like half the cast of Kids in the Hall, plus Dan Hedya and to a lesser extent Williams and Dunst (who both have been good to decent (not great) in both drama and comedy)

and Beaks, I was just thinking about the Jennifer Grey sitcom the other day slightly wondering if they were ever going to release it on DVD, it's was called "It's like...you know"

bloo
by skimn
Aug 22nd, 2008
04:55:00 PM
And I remember it being a quirky Seinfeld/Friends wannabe, but with a real California sensibility. And the bald dude from Sex And The City and Californication was hilarious.
BAH!
by VictorVonDoom
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:23:22 PM
DOOM thinks a nerve was struck and perchance Palimpsest was raped in the face!
skimn
by Bloo
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:41:01 PM
I think it was just too...strange for your typical Friends auidence and too normal to real different

did Joel Grey (Jennifer's dad) ever make an apperence, I seem to remember him making one, but I could be wrong

and speaking of Joel Grey I saw an episode of Touched By An Angel with him on it...very strange

bloo
by skimn
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:49:04 PM
Don't recall that, but do remember seeing Joel Grey on Buffy, as a demon in the episode that Buffy "dies". Remember his Asian "ObiWan" in Reno Williams...?
why is no one responding to Mr. Saxon'a post?!?!
by BadMrWonka
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:53:28 PM
scroll up and read it!!

it's either the funniest post in the thread or the dumbest...you make the call.

either way, someone needs to laugh OR rip him a new one

Harry Bolzonnia
by Inglorious Bastard
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:54:48 PM
Try reading the article, its the title of a song in the movie.
BadMrWonka
by Inglorious Bastard
Aug 22nd, 2008
05:58:04 PM
If it was intentional then it's hilarious. If not then Mr. Saxon is officially the Gary Busey of this talkback.
God, I loved Dick!
by Homer Sexual
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:14:48 PM
Still do, but in a different way. Seriously, Dick was the bomb! Awesome cast, so sad it bombed at the box office. The Craft was a hit, and it wasn't nearly as good. I kind of like Threesome, too. Fleming seems to have some level of talent. That said, this movie shall tank.
Orionsangels...Drama Critic?
by Sgt.Steiner
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:19:17 PM
"Last thing anyone wants to think about is Hamlet. Hamlet is lame and boring and it reminds you of school." The words of a man who will no doubt endure hundreds of years and have his worked translated in every language known to man.
Re: Mr Saxon
by skimn
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:25:03 PM
At least he didn't say he likes his with diced onion and cheese.
"Quantum Of Solace fucks Beaks up the ass
by hst666
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:36:59 PM
and leaves him for dead in Central Park" would be a terrific title for a review
I noticed the Mr. Saxon thing
by hst666
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:48:00 PM
and I was trying to think "Did Ben Stiller ever do Hamlet?"
Re: Mr Saxon
by skimn
Aug 22nd, 2008
06:52:53 PM
And was he referring to "Simple Jack" with the horse singing-to?

Maybe Stiller did a Hamlet parody on his series..

Maybe we're spending WAY too much thought analyzing Mr Saxon..

Beaks
by buffywrestling
Aug 22nd, 2008
07:11:54 PM
Vern is going to give you shit. Rape isn't funny, ya know. (He was in prison .)
Elisabeth Shue just gets more gorgeous wth age
by Nasty In The Pasty
Aug 22nd, 2008
09:38:39 PM
God, I want her...
Strange Review
by Crow3711
Aug 22nd, 2008
11:46:35 PM
I think it's kind of weird that you're biggest complaint about the movie is the snide cheap-shots at simple, untalented American people in small towns, etc and then praise the final line so much. The line is basically the ultimate cheap-shot and complete slap in the face to those same people. I'm just saying
Yo Beaks, some dude gave you your title to a Bond review
by applescruff
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:17:53 AM
If you like the movie, you should totally make the header of the review: "Quantum Of Solace fucks Beaks up the ass and leaves him for dead in Central Park"
Rebeck2
by nyj_et
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:19:06 AM
I'm ashamed to admit but if I saw the headline:."Quantum Of Solace fucks Beaks up the ass and leaves him for dead in Central Park". I'd probably read it. I probably need therapy.
I'm over my shame.
by nyj_et
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:20:19 AM
Rebeck, that's the best name for a headline ever! Genius!
applescruff
by greyspecter
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:28:35 AM
It also works if he didn't like it, I'd wager.
small towns
by greyspecter
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:31:20 AM
apparently my parents' home town of circa 17000 people in NE Missouri protested the "Simple" character in Tropic Thunder. Which makes it all the funnier in my mind.

Ps to all Christians in the crowd: Don't protest Hamlet 2. Just don't see it and explain why to your friends. Protesting makes it look like we care. And/or like we take Hollywood's views on religion seriously. Done

Dick
by mrbong
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:18:28 AM
that was the one where they got stoned and started singing Hello Dolly, yeah? very funny film.
if you ignore Buddy Holly
by mrbong
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:20:53 AM
what was the zenith of Gary Busey's artistic output? my immediate call would be as Mr Joshua in Lethal Weapon, but let's hear what you think. applause to anyone who recognizes his fine work in Predator 2.
Mr. Beaks, Imbecile
by rickyroma
Aug 23rd, 2008
08:02:12 AM
You are a fucking idiotic twat. I guess you thought it would be edgy and cool to use such a line. What a pathetic...insensitive-to-anyt hing-outside-of-movies arsehole you are.
Mr_Saxon
by rickyroma
Aug 23rd, 2008
08:17:12 AM
You surely don't need to have the concept of CONTEXT explained, do you?
Further proof Hollywood and the media are
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 23rd, 2008
08:29:40 AM
biased. If they had a number like Rock Me Sexy Mohammed, and had his picture it wouldn't get off the storyboards. Attacking Christians is okay, but you can't say boo about Muslims.
A lot of people have been raped ...
by buffywrestling
Aug 23rd, 2008
09:33:17 AM
or in prison. Hence the lack of chuckles.
Grammaton Cleric Binks, and all of the other...
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 23rd, 2008
09:56:32 AM
...Chest-Beating Legion of Christian Decency Stalwarts:

REPEAT:

There's no "Double Standarad" - I'd be happy to think it's a sign that the Christians around here simply aren't as trigger-happy as yer standard religious extremist (Insert your current most-despised Religious/Ethnic group here), and can tell when something was designed to be truly offensive, as opposed to just deliberately idiotic. Although, we are still living in the same universe as dingbats that go boop-shooby over "Tropic Thunder" or "The Last Temptation of Christ"..

It's interesting that I've had to repeat this from the first time that Rootskibango got all righteously huffy yesterday.....What, the Omnipotent Guardians of the Moral Universe can't be bothered to brush up on a measly 100-post thread? Hmm...That would explain a lot of other things, now wouldn't it?

RAPE?
by jelbright
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:17:05 AM
You must be an ignorant piece of shit if you think it's funny to use the word rape lightly.
Remember: Rape can be Funny...
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:47:47 AM
.....but only if you're raping a clown.
Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:48:50 AM
Hmmm, that's a thought. However, the extremists do cause people not to speak their minds for fear of repurcussions. I'd rather have society call their bluff, and tell them to shut up. As a Christian I don't appreciate a lot of the humor, but I'm not going to strap a bomb on my chest and walk into a mall of innocent people because I feel someone somewhere insulted me.
Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:51:21 AM
I just saw your other comment on rape. A family friend was raped and tortured for 19 hours, tied up, and left to burn and die. No it is not funny. If anyone were to make a joke of it in front of me we would have a serious talk. I hope I would have enough restraint not to let it get physical.
A disturbing trend...
by RetroActive
Aug 23rd, 2008
12:21:10 PM
I always get a kick out of people who align themselves with political parties and education status. The swipe in this review implying people in red states are uneducated is just as ignorant as the right-leaners implying inner cities lean toward the left because they are uneducated. Isn't that that worst kind of elitist attitude regardless of the side you're on? I'm just so tired of everyone trying to insert politics into everything. Just review the fucking movie.
Grammaton Cleric Binks
by Mr.Meanie
Aug 23rd, 2008
01:18:51 PM
Your friend probably shouldn't have been dressing so provocatively...
retro
by greyspecter
Aug 23rd, 2008
02:33:53 PM
when do right wing demagogues make claims about ignorant inner city people? When's the last time a conservatively slanted movie made such suggestions? Check that, when's the last time a conservatively slanted movie was made PERIOD?

Meanie, you are aptly named.

That's what I love about this site...
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 23rd, 2008
02:46:08 PM
Somebody calling himself "igotbigballs" accusing other folks of "Typical" talentless writers. And Grammaton.....I truly do feel a bit of compassion for your assaulted relative. But you must admit - there's so much horror to go around, who's to say where everybody has to draw a line? Does this mean that as long as you yourself may live, you can never, ever make a joke about oh, say...a house burning down, just because somewhere in the world, houses burn down for real?

Beaks wasn't intentionally making fun of yer cousin, you know...you both just stepped into the same Twilight Zone at about the same time, that's all....

funny this site.....
by Ultron ver 2.0
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:46:15 PM
I got banned a few years ago for saying "raped with a tire iron" in a thread (it was a play off an AICN expression, like 'bomb in ribcage'). Now it's headlines.
the beaks "quote"
by mrbong
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:43:23 PM
would have been somewhat understandable if he had made some sort of reference to it in the actual review other than reveal it is a song title in Hamlet 2. i mean, he just mentions that it is an attention grabber "for obvious reasons". there are some posters here who are far too sensitive and delicate, but in this case it's rather difficult to be critical of the abuse thrust at Mr Beaks, or whoever came up with the irrelevant title for the review.
Herein contains the reason why ALL the AICN updates are so juven
by ArcadianDS
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:49:43 PM
They really dont want us to discuss the movie. They want us to discuss THEM. So they throw in all sorts of juvenile references to female genitals, excrement, and sex acts in order to draw us away from talking about the movie, and to get us all talking about them.

classic example of a lousy journalist is one who insists on making himself the story. Thats why this site's glory days are behind it.

Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:48:47 PM
It wasn't a relative, but at least in your case I sort of see your point to some extent. And, you're trying to discuss varying opinions in an intelligent manner. Mr. Meanie on the other hand is beneath contempt to say the least. I'd go on, but it would just invite more drivel from them. Maybe Harry can ban him. igotbigballs, I think you're confusing comments Half-baked is making toward a family friend of mine. He wasn't talking about your family, I don't believe. All I can say is if I met someone in person who made a rape joke, then continued to joke after I explained what happened to a family friend, it would take all I have to restrain myself from kicking the crap out of that person.
half baked is debating the issue rationally
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Aug 23rd, 2008
07:01:30 PM
while others are just spewing garbage. I can have a difference of opinion with someone without making stupid comments. That it what half-baked is doing, and not in malicious way. I can respect that.
George Carlin said that rape could be funny and could prove it..
by nyj_et
Aug 23rd, 2008
09:25:02 PM
"...just imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. Why do you think they call him 'Porky'? I know what you're thinkin'. Elmer was comin' on to Porky. Porky got a hard-on and couldn't control himself." Funniest bit on rape ever. Not that there are many. Oh, Grammaton Cleric Binks, that sucks about your friend. Sincerely.
Why oh WHY does Coogan keep getting work?
by AnnoyYou
Aug 23rd, 2008
09:40:48 PM
He stinks! He's ugly, he's totally unfunny and without any redeeming values! And please, don't say he was funny in Tropic Thunder - ANYONE could have played that role. Every movie he's done here tanks unless he has a tiny part - when will Hollywood get the clue that he's the UK's Dane Cook? I mean, even Russell Brand is starting to grow on me, whereas I will always think Coogan is a mirthless, preening, self-satisfied a-hole.
re: Mr. Saxon
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:44:18 PM
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one trying to analyze that mysterious enigma-wrapped riddle of a post.
Now that I think about it though
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:47:25 PM
It was kind of funny.
Whatever
by mhennessey7
Aug 24th, 2008
03:14:09 AM
They should've put an embargo on this film
NANCY DREW was actually pretty GOOD...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 24th, 2008
03:22:22 AM
They ran with the annoying perfection of the character and placed her in the "real world," where everyone thought she was kind of nuts. Anyone who hasn't seen it should check it out.

The scene where she performs an emergency tracheotomy on one of her friends during a party is PRICELESS! :)

Oooh, igotbigballs, you so SCARY.
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
04:37:46 AM
I imagine your balls are so big from you constantly licking them in front of the mirror. Bring It, Tough Guy. What I was referring to when I mentioned you was how a guy with your user ID has a lotta nerve, claiming that other TBers as being juvenile and pathetic. Capice, spud? Grasp the concept of "hypocrisy"?
Besides, anybody that wants to hear a rape bit that'll crack you
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
04:46:32 AM
....Needs to hear Richard Cheese cover Nirvana's "Rape Me". Play it for your stuck-in-the-90's grunge fans, or for our big sister. They'll LOVE you for it.
"Our" = "YOUR".
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
04:47:25 AM
Selah.
As the first poster who raised the issue
by palimpsest
Aug 24th, 2008
05:50:53 AM
it worries me that Beaks has blackboxed to address peripheral issues, but not address the originl concern (which has become a talkback theme here). Now Beaks is usually a level-headed type and his reviews have an element of rationality about them. To wilfully ignore the issue at hand redoubles the crassness previously identified. Ah well. Lesson learned, and all that...
Context: it does your verbiage good!
by HoichiTheEarless
Aug 24th, 2008
06:53:50 AM
I have no problem with the term "rape" being used in a humorous manner. And I think the context the movie puts it in... a high school drama production featuring a musical number called "Raped in the Face"... has solid potential for black, absurdist humor. In the film, the humor is probably derived from how people would react to such a number (just a guess of course, having not seen it). But "Raped in the Face" isn't going to be taken out of context even by the film makers and marketing people who created the film. Why? Because there's a high likelihood they aren't complete morons. I'm sorry, the use of the phrase in this review is insufferably brainless. Beyond the obvious point that it takes it completely out of context, the headline would seem to indicate a negative review when in fact it's a mildly positive review. I can only hope as little thought was put into using the title as a headline as it seems. Mr. Beaks, I'm sure you're a decent feller. Just wise up.
But the NANCY DREW DVDS
by Mace Tofu
Aug 24th, 2008
06:55:52 AM
But the NANCY DREW DVDS
by Mace Tofu
Aug 24th, 2008
06:55:53 AM
That was strange?
by Mace Tofu
Aug 24th, 2008
06:56:55 AM
Oh I see
by Mace Tofu
Aug 24th, 2008
07:05:07 AM
I hit the return key instead of delete. Anyway I was going to say that the Nancy Drew DVD was one of the worst looking movie transfers in the history of DVDs. What happen? My wife wanted to watch it and it looked like an EP VHS dub. We ended up watching the full screen as the Widescreen was awful but the full screen was not much better. I hope they do a better job on Hamlet 2's transfer as it will be another DVD rental for me. sorry about the double posting when I tried to delete the "S" on DVDS ... strange.
Another error Beaks made...
by Kurgan
Aug 24th, 2008
07:33:32 AM
Had I just taken a look at the title, I would have gotten the impression that Beaks absolutely hated the movie. After all, getting raped in the face probably isn't the most pleasant thing in the world. So, he utterly failed in that sense also when deciding on a title for his borderline positive review.
Kurgan, several others.....
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
11:07:43 AM
Herein lies the crux of the problem which so vexes the scribes attending this thread: CONTEXT.

Kurgan - you, me, NOBODY can know what Beak's "context" was when he began writing the review. We know that Beak's INTENT was to get us to read a review he had written about "Hamlet 2", but without either

A) Actually discussing the matter with Beaks himself, or M) Telepathy, I'd have to say that the only definite thing that Beaks actually succeeded in doing was in getting people to read the review, our own decontextualization of his possible philosophical intent notwithstanding. We can only speculate if Beaks also intended to kick a hornet's nest, or we can speculate about his possible motivations for such an act of provocation.

But I'd say that many of us have certainly reached the pathetic stage of instead of discussing the matter itself, we are bickering about what we're bickering about.

, Therefore, Fuck This. I'll go see "Hamlet 2" if somebody I know says, "Hey - Wanna go see "Hamlet 2?" and I am in the mood to watch what, if I go by what several other reviews have written about it, sounds like an average movie about deluded, self-important Experts on the Arts - chuckleheads a lot like many of the posters in this site. If I'm NOT in that sort of mood, and would prefer to, oh, say, stick my dick in a meat grinder, then I'll do that instead. I win either way, and That's That. Selah.

I saw this on Beaks recomendation......
by TurdFerguson44
Aug 24th, 2008
01:40:36 PM
It was fucking TERRIBLE. I love all smart and stupid comedies, but this movie didn't know what it was.
igotbigballs:
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
03:12:27 PM
Hmmmmmm.....

"You are an idiot for using that line. Granted that is very typical of this site and you MrBeaks, being the follower that you are, just step into line like the rest of the talentless writers." Okay, if you want to get defense-attorney-scrambling-fo r-a-technicality loophole, you never actually used the words "pathetic" or "juvenile" - but I think most readers wouldn't take that post of yours that I just quoted (As well as it being the none that I was originally responding to) as being anything complimentary. It's sort of like you calling a somebody a "Knob-Gobbler" or a "Ass Boy", and then you defending yerself by saying, "But I never actually used the word 'Queer'". Now, where was I? Oh, yeah: "I do sympathize with you sir, were I in your shoes and half-baked standing in front of me, he would not be a very happy man."

I SEE now, you were offering to buy me a drink with a little umbrella in it, not at all agreeing with someone who had just expressed an urge to kick the crap out of somebody. (Not to mention that little sticking point of yours, the one about accusing somebody else of "acting tough on the internet".)

I get the impression that you have some serious reading-comprehension issues, if not a deliberately Rovian knack for obfuscation and disingenuous horseshit. Perhaps you should refresh your definition of the phrase "Glass Houses", bub....

Bobo:
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
03:26:51 PM
Yeah, so AICN is hypocritical.

I sure as hell don't come here to brush up on my views on journalistic ethics and responsibility, I come here to catch up on the random flame war, check out some industry rumors, maybe steal a good line from Bringing Sexy Back and occasionally to drop a deuce on some of the knuckle-draggers.

I take this site with a whole SHOVEL of salt, not just a grain of it, just like when I catch the newest bit of political assassination on Fox News. It's not about the cheap, sensationalist headlines, it's about studying the trajectory of the slanted, biased horseshit that follows...Seeing where your opponent is coming from can help you prepare a counter-strike, if you know what I mean.

AICN, on the other hand.....I NEVER assume that there are any Hidden Agendas on a site where the phrase "Chocolate-Covered Pussy Juice" is the ne plus ultra of High Praise. Subversive ideological manipulation ain't these guys strong suit....

Banzai Rootskibango
by shodan6672
Aug 24th, 2008
03:34:19 PM
Thanks for parotting what every conservative radio station has been saying for years. I think the simple idea is that parodying Jesus is funnier to Western audiences than Mohammed as more people are familiar with the Christian religion (even atheists and agnostics). Islam does not register with the majority of the Western (Judeo-Christian) world unless there is strife.
I loved the trailer
by _Maltheus_
Aug 24th, 2008
04:09:37 PM
I thought that even if the first couple acts weren't great that the third act would be worth it, but I was wrong. This movie sucks Jesus' cock. They just don't make good comedies anymore and haven't for years. But seriously, if you laughed at the commercial, leave the table now with a little of the casino's money. There were no other laughs to be had.
by the way everybody
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goader
Aug 24th, 2008
09:34:29 PM
I apologize for my weak attempt at cracking jokes on others and having to double talk my way out of the corner I was backed in. I would also like to add that I do enjoy a stiff one in my ass every now and then.
Aww, I have a brain-damaged FAN!
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Aug 24th, 2008
10:08:27 PM
Imitation IS the sincerest form of craven, imagination-free worship, you know..... So, igotbigballs......you ARE a lonely little boy, aintcha?
wrong guy
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goader
Aug 25th, 2008
10:48:38 PM
dumbass
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