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Vampires Vs. Goths!! The Last <br>New SOUTH PARK Till March!!<br>

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Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Fred Willard-Enhanced First New DAISIES Since October!!<br>

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We have a review of TWILIGHT! Does it suck? (Get it? Get it?)

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, I've been a bit pessimistic about this movie... actually, that's not true. Being pessimistic would mean I feel strongly about it and I don't. The whole TWILIGHT craze has passed me by. I'm open for the movie working, but nothing I've seen so far has really struck me as being impressive. At this point if it's just not THE COVENANT with vampires and Kristen Stewart, the movie will be a big surprise for me.

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Moriarty Sits Down With Spike Jonze For Huge Unfettered WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE Interview + Exclusive Debut Photos!!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

So... have you heard that Spike Jonze is making a film out of Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE?

If you forgot, you’re not to blame. The film was originally announced a few years ago, and then set for an October ’08 release, and then... well... that didn’t happen. And it didn’t happen for a variety of reasons, which all basically boil down to “it wasn’t ready.”

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Possible Kill Screen!! Tuesday Brings FX’s Almost-Last SHIELD!!<br>

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No Squid For You!! 30 Minutes Of WATCHMEN Screens In UK & Snyder Talked 5th-dimensional Squidish Thingies!!


Merrick here...


Thirty minutes of WATCHMEN recently screened in UK, after which Zack Snyder and Dave Gibbons presented themselves for interrogation.

Among the topics addressed was the rumor that multiple versions of the movie's ending exist, and Zack (once and for all) settled a question that has troubled so many for so long: To squid, or not to squid?

Jack Carter was there, and sent in this report...

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Showrunners At Screenwriter <br>Event Talk Secrets Of LOST!!<br>

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UPDATED!! <br>By Admiral Cain’s Treadmill!! Next Month’s Webisodes To Reveal Shocking BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Secrets!!<br>

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Quint and Danny Boyle talk SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, India's filmmaking future, TRAINSPOTTING 2 and much more!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here.

I’ve been a big fan of Mr. Danny Boyle’s work since TRAINSPOTTING and was even one of the only people, seemingly, to dig the hell out of A LIFE LESS ORDINARY. So when the opportunity to sit down with him as he came through Austin promoting his newest, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, I jumped at the chance.

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Capone wades through the blood and guts of REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA!!!

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Ms. H Takes On THE SPIRIT!!


Merrick here...


Ms. H got a look at Frank Miller's SPIRIT adaptation, which hits theaters on Christmas Day. Hearing some lackluster word on this one - Ms. H's message pretty much supports those assessments.

ANd, yes, I know the blue highlight box around the review is ginormous...can't seem to shrink it down for some reason.

Saw The Spirit and thought I'd give you some feedback.

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MacGuyver uses bubblegum & a paperclip to see Michael Mann's PUBLIC ENEMIES over half a year early!

Hey folks, Harry here... Up front a warning - MacGuyver states at the end of his review that you should probably skip the review and just see the film when it comes out. But he does say it is better than ALI & MIAMI VICE in its current form, though not at the classic status of Mann's LAST OF THE MOHICANS or HEAT. Of course - he is also saying that when the film he saw didn't have a real score in place, wasn't color timed, didn't have much of its finished digital trickery in place - and was an initial loose edit at two hours and 40 minutes.

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B.J. Novak To Quit<br> Cast Of THE OFFICE??<br>

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B.J. Novak is taking time off from “The Office” to star in Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds,” but an “insider” tells Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello that his character, Ryan Howard, may be leaving Dunder Mifflin for good:

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Hercules Has Seen ER’s <br>Mark Greene Flashbacks!!<br>

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‘He Could Be With <br>Any Girl He Wants!!’<br> Elementary School Musical!! <br>Penultimate SOUTH PARK!!<br>

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In Which We Meet Mr. Jones!! Abrams Co-Wrote Tuesday’s 1st Episode Of FRINGE In Weeks!!

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The names on the teleplay for tonight’s installment of “Fringe” are those of co-creator J.J. Abrams and “Alias” vet/showrunner Jeff Pinkner.

It was about giant heart-gripping parasites, a Mr. Smith, a Mr. Jones, a German prison and a Little Hill.

Mr. Jones is played by Jared Harris (“Ocean’s Twelve,” “Lady in the Water”).

Abrams’ name has now landed on four of the first seven episodes of the series.

Bandwidth. Predictions. Reactions.



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The Nefarious Capone Has <br>The Goods On The Last SHIELD <br>Screener Sent To Critics!!

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20 Minutes Of STAR TREK Screens In UK!! At Last, Many Details!!



Kirk: “Coming back in time, changing history, it’s cheating.”

Spock: “A trick I learned from an old friend.”



Merrick here...

Twenty minutes of STAR TREK were screened in UK with Abrams in attendance.

The links below offer extensive write-ups of the footage shown.


BEWARE SIGNIFICANT SPOILAGE!!!


Read lots about J.J.'s TREK...

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HEROES At <br>The Crossroads!!<br>

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Moriarty Reports On The AICN TRICK’R’TREAT Screening! A Ton Of Reader Reviews! And Some NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS Thoughts?!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here. Halloween started early in my house this year, and I guess it’s ending a little late. Fine by me.

I’m a big ol’ horror nerd, so it’s always a big holiday for me anyway. And Toshi’s three now, and this is his third big Halloween out and about, in costume, with his best trick’r’treatin’ buddy, Frannie. It’s honestly one of my favorite nights of the year, and it gets better each year as Toshi and Frannie get more and more into it.

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New TERMINATOR SALVATION Footage removed!! But James Cameron Clarifies His Thoughts On The Film


Merrick here...


The embed below is courtesy of Trailer Addict (HERE).

This interview with TERMINATOR SALVATION Production Designer Martin Laing shows us quite a bit of new stuff...both concept art & real footage.

I'm not blown away yet, but my Suckometer isn't sounding off either...

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Moriarty @ AFI Fest: Aronofsky’s THE WRESTLER!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

Darren Aronofsky’s best movie. Easily.

That’s the short answer.

Mickey Rourke’s awesome. And for the first time in a long time, I mean that in a specific and not a general way.

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Mr. Beaks Demands The Immediate, Wide Release Of Ji-Woon Kim's Triumphant THE GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD!

No offense to the fine folks at IFC Films, but why in the hell is Ji-woon Kim's THE GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD not getting a 2,000-screen, major studio release in the U.S.? Since the "Americans can't read subtitles!" caveat was retired eight years ago with Ang Lee CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, I can't think of a single excuse for this rollicking hybrid of Spaghetti westerns and vintage Hollywood spectacles getting relegated to big city art houses.

Except for this possibility: the studios are ashamed.

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