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Vampires Vs. Goths!! The Last <br>New SOUTH PARK Till March!!<br>

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‘He Could Be With <br>Any Girl He Wants!!’<br> Elementary School Musical!! <br>Penultimate SOUTH PARK!!<br>

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‘The New President-Elect Is Here!! He Wants Into The Oval Office!!’ About Last Night!! SOUTH PARK 12.12!!

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Pandemic 2: The Startling!! Wednesday's SOUTH PARK 2.11!!<br>

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Pandemic!! Wednesday <br>Brings SOUTH PARK 12.10!!<br>

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‘I Know I’m Just A <br>Nerdy Little Weakling To You!!’ <br>Breast Cancer Show Ever!! <br>SOUTH PARK 12.9!!<br>

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'Well, Well, Indiana Jones!!' <br>Wednesday Brings The First <br>New SOUTH PARK Since April!!<br>

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The last time we saw Eric Cartman, Butters was dragging his bloodied and unconscious body out of Pioneer Village and onto a school bus.

Tonight:

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<font color=red>CARTMAN!! 30 ROCK!! PALIN!! RACER!! ROBOT!! IMPOSSIBLE!! WHO!! MOONLIGHT!! SIMPSONS!! <I>HercVault!!</I></font>

I am – Hercules!!

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<font color=red>WIRE!! SOUTH PARK!! PALIN!! DC SUPER-HEROES!! SYN!! CURB!! FUTURAMA III!! STARLOST!! <I>HercVault!!</i></font>


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Learn What WATCHMEN Creator Alan Moore Thinks Is America’s Best Television Show Ever!!


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‘Oh My Jesus Christ <br>Monkey Balls!!’ The Last <br>SOUTH PARK Till October!! <br>

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World Without Internet!! <br>SOUTH PARK 12.6!!

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12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny McCormick to HeavyMetalLand.
12.4 sent Terrance and Phillip on strike, Buddy!
12.5 saw Ms. Garrison reduced to hunting down her own singing wiener.

Comendy Central says of 12.6:

IT’S A WORLD WITHOUT THE INTERNET
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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‘They’re Going To <br>Fucking Murder You!!’ <br>SOUTH PARK 12.5!! <br>

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Canada On Strike!! <br>Terrance & Phillip Return <br>For SOUTH PARK 12.4!!<br>

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12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny to Heavymetalland.

Comedy Central says of 12.4:

CANADA TAKES A STAND IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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Tonight!! Major Boobage!! <br>SOUTH PARK Salutes The 1981 <br>Stoner Cartoon HEAVY METAL!!<br>

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‘Not Me!! I’m A Squirrel!!’ <br>Britney’s New Look!! <br>SOUTH PARK 12.2!!<br>

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Britney Spears tonight joins Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Barbra Streisand, Sally Struthers, Kathy Lee Gifford, Hillary Clinton and Oprah Winfrey on Trey Parker’s ever-swelling shit-list.

Comedy Central says:

STAN AND KYLE HAVE TO GET BRITNEY SPEARS TO THE NORTH POLE IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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The First New <br>SOUTH PARK Since November!! <br>Season 12 Begins Tonight!! <br>

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IMAGINATIONLAND!! <BR>FIVE DAYS!! STARGATE!! <BR>STAR TREK!! TWILIGHT ZONE!! <BR>PRISONER!! BULLSHIT!! <I>HercVault!!</I>

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'You Need To Stop Digging Around, Wendy!!' Ugliest!! SOUTH PARK Season Finale!!<br>

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“The Simpsons” is covered under WGA contracts, but is “South Park”? Will Trey Parker be back to scripting next March -- or next October -- if the WGA is still picketing?

An excerpt from a Nov. 6 story in Variety:

The WGA has quietly backed off its strike rules on animated feature writing.

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To Follow Imaginationland?? <br>Behold Guitar Queer-O!! <br>Antepenultimate SOUTH PARK!!<br>

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Was anybody watching “South Park’s” first trilogy?

Look! Press release!

Episode III Was Viewed By 3.9 Million Total Viewers Making It The Most Watched Telecast Of 2007 On COMEDY CENTRAL

The "Imaginationland" Trilogy Was Viewed By Almost 10 Million Total Viewers

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‘What Else Belongs <br>On A Sundae, Kyle?’ <br>A Supreme Court Ruling!! <br>PARK's Imaginationland III!!<br>

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This week, Al Gore is vindicated by footage of the Manbearpig!!

Comedy Central says:

THE GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO NUKE IMAGINATIONLAND IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK"
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

Viewers Can Catch The Entire "Imaginationland" Trilogy Beginning Wednesday, October 31 At 9 PM

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'I Stand Before You With <br>Dry Balls, Your Honor!!' <br>Shyamalan, Bay & Gibson <br>Hit SOUTH PARK 11.10!!<br>

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More Crap!! <br>SOUTH PARK 11.9!!<br>

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Another preachy episode!

From Comedy Central:

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Cartman Unleashed!! <br>Wednesday Brings The First <br>New SOUTH PARK Since April!!<br>

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Look! Press release!

"SOUTH PARK" RETURNS WITH ALL NEW EPISODES! CARTMAN HAS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WHEN THE HIT SERIES RETURNS ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

All-New Season 11 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com

NEW YORK, October 1, 2007 - Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It's all a part of Cartman's master plan in an all-new episode of "South Park." Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning on Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com.

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More Cartman In The Future!! SOUTH PARK To Continue At Comedy Central Through 2011!!<br>

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Comedy Central just signed Trey Parker and Matt Stone for three more 14-episode seasons of “South Park,” which will keep the channel in new episodes until 2011.

They’re getting $75 million for the three years. Which sounds like a lot until you remember Comedy Central offered Dave Chappelle $50 million for two seasons in 2004.

"South Park" continues its 11th season in October.

Read all of the Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.

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