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DarwinMayflower reviews JCVD out of Vancouver!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a review of the Jean-Claude Van Damme tongue-in-cheek starring vehicle out of the Vancouver International Film Festival. This is one of the titles coming up in my Fantastic Fest catch-up, so look for my thoughts on this flick in the coming week. Here's DarwinMayflower with his thoughts!

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Yet another Toronto FF goer loves up on JCVD!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with another glowing JCVD review. This movie better be as good as everyone's saying it is or I'll start training right now, shed 100 pounds and learn how to Blood Sport fight and JCVD up all these reviewers with my glued-on glass shard gloves...

Hey, this is Captain here. I sent in the "The semi-negative HOSTEL review" from TIFF '05 and I had the pleasure of catching JCVD late Thursday night. Anyways, just thought I'd throw my hat in the ring here. Hope you have room for another review. Enjoy!

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TIFF: Anton Sirius on JCVD and J-horror style misfire SAUNA!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Anton Sirius' first of many reports from the Toronto International Film Festival. I am salivating about JCVD, which absolutely sounds like the most fun flick doing festival rounds right now. Can't wait for Fantastic Fest. As for Sauna... well, J-horror has been stale for years now, so it's not surprising if it doesn't work. But I'll let Anton give you the good word on the two flicks! Enjoy!

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TIFF: El Chivo takes a look at Persepolis-ish WALTZ WITH THE BASHIR and JCVD!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with El Chivo's first report from Toronto. I love that he skipped out on a bigger flick to hit a smaller one on the first day. WALTZ WITH BASHIR sounds fascinating, like a more hardcore version of PERSEPOLIS and JCVD just seems to be the fun-awesome movie of this fest season. Enjoy the words from El Chivo, or as we say here... The Chivo...

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'Princess Buttercup' is in wuv, twue wuv with Jean-Claude Van Damme!

Ahoy, squirts!

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Vern Wants You To Check Out The Trailer With J.C.V.D. Starring In JCVD!!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

When confronted with an argument as well-mounted as Vern’s in this piece, one has little choice but to capitulate to whatever it is the person wants. Vern, I will watch this trailer. Now stop giving me those sad puppy dog eyes...

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